My Idiot of the Week is the Pittsburgh Ketchup Lobby, whose back-door dealings and mob-handed practices have contributed to decades of injustice. I have it on good information that ketchup lobbyists are secretly responsible for the JFK assassination, Mo Vaughn's 1995 MVP award, the cancellation of Arrested Development, The Shot, The Drive, The Fumble, the Vietnam War, the 2007 Jacobs Field Hot Dog Derby scandal, South African Apartheid, and the Browns' loss to the Steelers yesterday. I am officially blowing the whistle on Pittsburgh, the Heinz Corporation, and the condiment of ketchup itself. It is mustard's time to shine, people! And I'm not talking about this yellow crap--I'm talking about brown, stadium mustard. Who's with me?

Here's another funny saying taken from http://mistakesports.blogspot.com/2007/11/born-and-raised-on-cleveland-browns.html

The Browns crush the Pittsburgh Steelers so mightily, all the Steelers players will retire, all the Steelers fans in attendance will commit themselves to an insane asylum, the Heinz corporation will go bankrupt, the color yellow will be removed from the spectrum of visible light, and The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh will be banned from cable reruns forever. Join us, won't you, as we recap this glorious event, on another "Born and Raised on the Cleveland Browns!"