Reality cheques concerning the regular season roster

by mooncamping on Sep 6, 2009 9:37 AM EDT

Behold: mooncamping´s singular vision cliffhanger ending goodbye post.

Yay list:

1. K Phil Dawson

2. QB Brett Ratliff

3. WR Mohammad Massaquoi

4. P Dave Zastudil

5. FL Josh Cribbs

6. CB Brodney Pool

7. SS Hank Poteat

8. FS Eric Wright

9. FS Coye Francies

10. SS Abram Elam

11. CB Nick Sorensen

12. PR/KR James Davis

13. ST Blake Costanzo

14. ILB Eric Barton

15. G Alex Mack

16. ILB Kaluka Maiava

17. OT Eric Steinbach

18. G Hank Fraley

19. DT C.J. Mosley

20. DT Ahtyba Rubin

21. OT Joe Thomas

22. TE Robert Royal

23. WR Mike Furrey

24. DT Shaun Rogers

25. DT Robaire Smith

Nay list:

1. OT Corey Hilliard

2. C Fred Weary

3. QB Derek Anderson

4. QB Brady Quinn

5. WR Syndric Steptoe

6. WR Braylon Edwards

7. WR Donte Stalworth

8. SS Mike Adams

9. FS Brandon McDonald

10. FS Gerard Lawson

11. HB Jamal Lewis

12. HB Jerome Harrison

13. FB Lawrence Vickers

14. LB Marcus Bernard

15. LB Alex Hall

16. MLB D´Quell Jackson

17. MLB David Veikune

18. LS Ryan Pontbriand

19. G Rex Hadnot

20. OT Ryan Tucker

21. OL Floyd Womack

22. OL John St. Clair

23. WR Brian Robiskie

24. TE Steve Heiden

25. WR Martin Rucker

26. DE Kenyon Coleman

27. LB Leon Williams

28. DE/LB Kamerion Wimbley

29. DE/LB David Bowens

30. DT Corey Williams

Gone but not forgotten:

1. DT Adam Hoppel

2. ILB Philip Hunt

3. TE John Madsen

4. FS Nate Ness

5. WR Joe Jurevicious

6. LB Bo Ruud

7. CB Abdullah Hamza

mooncamping says "Goodbye".

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Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.

by BringBackKosar on Sep 6, 2009 10:16 AM EDT reply actions

Your lists seem completely arbitrary. That doesn’t shock me in any sense, but the pure randomness tells me you haven’t even worked out your own philosophy of football. I know you’ve attempted to share your “knowledge” before, but in all seriousness, you’re a mess. Either you’re a genius who can’t express his ideas for the rest of us or you’re clinically insane. I haven’t settled on one or the other just yet, but neither really leaves you looking great.

For my part, I’d be sad to see you go though just because I think you’re so far offbase that it’s hysterical to read your thoughts. All the best mooncamping.

by Onyx Lightning on Sep 6, 2009 11:14 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs

I’ll bet he just flipped a coin.

by Buckeye Brad on Sep 6, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions

You make a good point

by Onyx Lightning on Sep 6, 2009 10:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

Is Mooncamping Romeo Crennel?

by Bernie19Kosar on Sep 7, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

hilarious! rec x 10.

by Dawg Nuts on Sep 8, 2009 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions

Whoa there feller!
Goodbye means goodbye, but you are so insulting and degrading it´s dangerous.
You better be more conscientious about how you describe people in the future. Kick me signs in the hallway in high school is one thing. What you are doing is slander of the worst sort, and borderline criminal.

Tata everyone

by mooncamping on Sep 6, 2009 12:25 PM EDT reply actions

I can assure that no one here has done anything even approaching borderline criminal. I can say something “mooncamping is completely clueless and clearly has no idea about how football works” and have it not be criminal.

Actually, now that I think about it, essentially nothing that can be said in this forum is criminal.

by Brad D on Sep 6, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions

Oh, and you’re an idiot.

by Brad D on Sep 6, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Hey — that’s not nice to call fwembt an idiot! He’s a good guy.

by Buckeye Brad on Sep 6, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions

He does prefer Anderson though…

" Of course Steroids should be allowed! I wanna see 700 foot home runs and 90 yard field goals! I litterally want to see someone's d**k get shoved in the dirt!"

by BradyQuinnisBeast on Sep 6, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions

That clearly was a poor time to reply to myself. I am, hopefully, not nearly so delusionally unintelligent as our lunar dwelling friend.

by Brad D on Sep 7, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions

Obviously dry humor and sarcasm aren’t really in your common usage. First off, I’m not your friend and I disagree with just about everything you’ve written on this site. That being said, I enjoy reading what you have to say because, as I said before, you make me laugh. But regardless of both of those things, juxtiposing the ideas of genius and insanity is clearly an effort in sarcasm. I don’t actually think you’re insane, chances are you wouldn’t have computer access whilst being strapped to your hospital bed. I obviously don’t think you’re some football genius because, well, you’re not a coach, player, broadcaster or any other position that would benefit a football “genius”.

So I really don’t care what you think of me mooncamping, but I assure you I’m just using good natured jokes here. And if you think this comes anywhere near anything criminal, you’re sadly mistaken. Keep preaching from your Internet mountain top though, I’ll keep listening, laughing and ridiculing. Good day.

by Onyx Lightning on Sep 6, 2009 10:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

Wait. What team will you move to now?

by SpecialBrownie on Sep 6, 2009 12:50 PM EDT reply actions

Who cares as long as it isn’t here.

by Bernie19Kosar on Sep 7, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions

I just wanna start following that team blog and laugh senselessly.

by SpecialBrownie on Sep 7, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions

I see Ratliff is a yay and Quinn is nay, that is all I need to know, class dismissed.
I believe you do this stuff just to have people challenge you and disagree with you. My Mom and Father always told me people like you need attention and stay way clear of people like you. Good luck in life.

by Grockcubs on Sep 6, 2009 3:40 PM EDT reply actions

Pontibrand, Edwards are on the Nay. Wow

" Of course Steroids should be allowed! I wanna see 700 foot home runs and 90 yard field goals! I litterally want to see someone's d**k get shoved in the dirt!"

by BradyQuinnisBeast on Sep 6, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions

farewell mooncamping, we hardly knew ye. thank god.

by Dawg Nuts on Sep 6, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions

While you are completely nonsensical, and almost an utter waist of time, you are a Browns fan, maybe. You don’t have to completely leave, you just need to be quiet, REAL quiet. Make your OWN blog somewhere for YOU. Leave the technical stuff for someone like Rufio.

by L Train on Sep 7, 2009 1:18 AM EDT reply actions

My internal Buddha is smiling. Go Browns!

by mooncamping on Sep 7, 2009 9:02 AM EDT reply actions

Why isn’t vickers on your yay list

" Of course Steroids should be allowed! I wanna see 700 foot home runs and 90 yard field goals! I litterally want to see someone's d**k get shoved in the dirt!"

by BradyQuinnisBeast on Sep 7, 2009 11:34 AM EDT reply actions

extended yay list:
OT Phil Trautwein
HB Cedric Peerman
DL Brian Schaefering
CB DeAngelo Smith
CB Marquis Floyd

extended nay list:
WR Lance Leggett
OL Pat Murray
FS Brandon Anderson
HB Chris Jennings
LB Titus Brown

by mooncamping on Sep 8, 2009 8:06 AM EDT reply actions

More coin flipping going on here.

by Buckeye Brad on Sep 8, 2009 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions

"yay"ing or "nay"ing these folks is a bit of overanalysis, isn’t it?

by Dawg Nuts on Sep 8, 2009 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions

I’m not even sure if getting a yay is good or bad.

by Roger Dorn on Sep 8, 2009 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions

how could we even hope to understand his reasoning.

by Dawg Nuts on Sep 8, 2009 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions

There is absolutely no way that any person could know enough about all of those players’ abilities unless they were a scout or worked for an NFL team. Unless he’s sitting around watching practice film and every preseason game then he can’t possibly make a good analysis of every single player the Browns have picked up. So that’s why I think he’s just flipping coins for his “yay or nay”.

by Buckeye Brad on Sep 8, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions

Maybe he really is Romeo Crennel, like Bernie19 suggests…

Oh wait, your coin flipping theory still stands even if that is the case.

2009 Prediction: Att - Yds - TD
Jerome Harrison 95 - 532 - 8

by Simmsinns on Sep 8, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions

It’s possible. We know Romeo refused to play Harrison and Rucker who are both on the Nay list.

by Roger Dorn on Sep 8, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions

yay list: everyone else on this blog;

nay list: mooncamping

by Dawg Nuts on Sep 8, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions

haha, genuine chuckle.

www.lowbrowsophisticate.com

by kwoog on Sep 8, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions

Add BBiB and I’ll rec you.

by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions

Are you referring to me?

" Of course Steroids should be allowed! I wanna see 700 foot home runs and 90 yard field goals! I litterally want to see someone's d**k get shoved in the dirt!"

by BradyQuinnisBeast on Sep 9, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions

Just messing.

by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions

OK, I was scared you were still mad at me for the MAC joke. And anyway, my name would be BQiB, not BBiB

" Of course Steroids should be allowed! I wanna see 700 foot home runs and 90 yard field goals! I litterally want to see someone's d**k get shoved in the dirt!"

by BradyQuinnisBeast on Sep 9, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions

I got a little too excited on the B and that was sarcasm with the MAC thing man. You gotta lighten up.

by SpecialBrownie on Sep 10, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions

No, Im not mad at all. Im just being cautious

" Of course Steroids should be allowed! I wanna see 700 foot home runs and 90 yard field goals! I litterally want to see someone's d**k get shoved in the dirt!"

by BradyQuinnisBeast on Sep 10, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions

the arbitrary assignment of positions that players clearly do not play is the best part of this.

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Sep 8, 2009 6:06 PM EDT reply actions

That’s what you say until free safety Eric Wright blows you up.

by Brad D on Sep 8, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions

at least Stallworth is a nay

by Roger Dorn on Sep 9, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions

Troll.

Brownsyup

by Brownsyup on Sep 9, 2009 9:32 AM EDT reply actions

So MC is either Canadian or British we think, yes? “Cheques”?

by joeee on Sep 9, 2009 10:32 AM EDT reply actions

Is moon a rugby fan? Is that where these ideas come from?

by Roger Dorn on Sep 9, 2009 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions

Based on the hours he usually posts I think he’s got to be European of some sort. So probably British.

by Buckeye Brad on Sep 9, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions

Does this not increase the hilarity of the MC sage by 10 fold??? He’s some wacky-ass Brit pounding away on the keyboard in some dank Manchester suburb?

by joeee on Sep 9, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions

bobs your uncle.

by Dawg Nuts on Sep 9, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions

Yea, I regret chasing him away now. If he is a Brit or even better, a Scot, that is using his knowledge of rugby to teach us something about the NFL, then I WANT MORE.

by Roger Dorn on Sep 9, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions

HOLY GOD THE PUZZLE IS UNRAVELING.

Rugby. Hence his obsession with “fullbacks.” I know little about rugby because it’s a dumb sport, but I’m pretty sure that players are roughly either “forwards” (little dudes) or “fullbacks.” MC actually is literally talking about the wrong sport.

by joeee on Sep 9, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions

Keep chipping away, we will crack this case.

by Roger Dorn on Sep 9, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions

Ok, this is hilarious.

Check out this wikipedia link.

Flanker (rugby union)

by Roger Dorn on Sep 9, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions

More evidence

by Roger Dorn on Sep 9, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions

lol the Broncos. Well we have masochism in common with mooncamping.

And only a Brit would use the name “mooncamping.”

by joeee on Sep 9, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions

OK: why would only a Brit use “mooncamping”?

by drjeo on Sep 9, 2009 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions

‘cause it’s just silly.

by joeee on Sep 9, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

This whole thing is just too funny. No wonder he is crazy

" Of course Steroids should be allowed! I wanna see 700 foot home runs and 90 yard field goals! I litterally want to see someone's d**k get shoved in the dirt!"

by BradyQuinnisBeast on Sep 9, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions

Hey, I love rugby. Brilliant sport.

Forwards are the big guys actually. Fullbacks are the quick ones.

Mooncamping was basically talking about his own game.

by skipkirk on Sep 10, 2009 3:02 AM EDT up reply actions

Haha, where were you to clue us in this whole time?

by Roger Dorn on Sep 10, 2009 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions

I saw this post the first time and didn’t bother looking at it again. But the comments kept coming in so I clicked to see what’s up.

I guess it’s equivalent on the NFL pitch is a safety. So yeah.. maybe safety. In mo opinion though, there’s no position in the NFL that I think a rugby fullback could play.

by skipkirk on Sep 10, 2009 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions

But that’s the wrong use of the word. The Brits refer to “cheques” when they mean a bank draft, don’t they? I don’t think they use it in a term like “checks and balances.” Am I wrong about that?

by drjeo on Sep 9, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions

Maybe he’s signing a check to reality, hence REALITY CHEQUES.

by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions

I should have read down to this. You’re correct.

by Brad D on Sep 10, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions

I don’t know any Brits that spell this form of the word check in that manner. I’m only third generation myself and no one in my family spells it that way.

by Brad D on Sep 10, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions

From the yay list directly onto the nay list:
Keith Grennan.
From a football standpoint he is the type of guy you have to appreciate.
But at this point do we need to be adding more 4-3 personnel?
No we don´t. We need to be showing a dedication to the 3-4.

by mooncamping on Sep 10, 2009 7:17 AM EDT reply actions

Moon, are you in fact a rugby union fan?

by Roger Dorn on Sep 10, 2009 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions

saying you’re leaving forever only means something if you actually leave forever. now you just sound like a little kid on the playground threatening to take his ball and go home.

by Dawg Nuts on Sep 10, 2009 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions

Don’t scare him off! I’m with Dorn. I want him back if he is indeed a British Rugby fan.

by SpecialBrownie on Sep 10, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions

he hasn’t shown that anything CAN scare him off. i wouldn’t worry.

by Dawg Nuts on Sep 10, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions

He is a former Charger, and the Chargers ran a 3-4

" Of course Steroids should be allowed! I wanna see 700 foot home runs and 90 yard field goals! I litterally want to see someone's d**k get shoved in the dirt!"

by BradyQuinnisBeast on Sep 10, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions

No I´m not a rugby fan. Although if you can make the trip check out some of these rugby clubs clubhouses in Europe, they´re alive with remembrance and reverence, photos and trophies to make the youngsters aspire to be the best they can be. They have a good athlete culture. We saw the one in Brive, France. The perception thereof really influenced my vision of what a Sporting Club can be.
Rugby is interesting and exciting, but I like football, because you can reprepare between downs, there are more strategic possibilities due to formations and player specialisation. Having a defensive team to counter an offensive team to include inherent attitudes and talents is also appealing.

by mooncamping on Sep 11, 2009 7:16 AM EDT reply actions

So you are foreign!

by SpecialBrownie on Sep 11, 2009 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions

Wow, he is actually making a little sense. Good job Moon!

" Of course Steroids should be allowed! I wanna see 700 foot home runs and 90 yard field goals! I litterally want to see someone's d**k get shoved in the dirt!"

by BradyQuinnisBeast on Sep 12, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions