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Create a Browns player nickname game! Mike "I'm bound to make all Browns fans @"Holmgren!!!


In my last QB post I was completely amused with the names that everyone had come up with. I believe the name game needs it's very own thread.  Here are a couple of my favorites so far;

Rex “I went home with that chick last night but wish I” Hadnot

Evan “throw the ball to me” Moore

Chansi “get rid of the T in my last name and that’s how you describe Braylon Edwards” Stuckey

Star-divide

Dawgsbynature wins the most creative fan section on all of SB nation, this I am sure of! Lets not forget to name some old players like;

Kevin"When i snort cocaine I feel like a" Mack (truck) or Bernie "I am too drunk to be Clevelands"Kosar

I will do a top 10 list in a poll when this is done and we will see who wins the poll!

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This has potential.

by gahnki on Jan 22, 2010 12:47 PM EST reply actions  

Robert “when the Browns signed me, they really screwed up” Royal

by Dawg Nuts on Jan 22, 2010 1:24 PM EST reply actions  

Brodney “Jumped Headfirst Into An Empty” Pool

by sww2109 on Jan 22, 2010 1:34 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Ouch wow, this made me laugh for sheer cruelty.

by Roger Dorn on Jan 22, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Josh “I make defenders look like they’re asleep in their” Cribbs

If I hear "There's always next year" one more time...

by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2010 2:48 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Michael “If I had more talent, my catches would go for longer” Gaines

by Roger Dorn on Jan 22, 2010 3:15 PM EST reply actions  

Rex "thought he had skills but he" Hadnot

Ever tried? Ever failed? No Matter, try again, fail again, Fail better.

by BringBackKosar on Jan 22, 2010 3:22 PM EST reply actions  

Brandon “with my skills I should be working at” Mcdonald(s)

by bross09 on Jan 22, 2010 3:30 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Joe "at This Point Nobody Should Be Doubting" Thomas

Ever tried? Ever failed? No Matter, try again, fail again, Fail better.

by BringBackKosar on Jan 22, 2010 3:40 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Blake "Quit calling me George" Costanzo

close enough

we don't need no stinking logo

by NoLogos4Life on Jan 22, 2010 4:03 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Alex “I’m hungry for a Big” Mack

The sporting gods hate Cleveland, they give us false hopes, then yank it out from under us like a tablecloth.

by North Coast Flea on Jan 22, 2010 6:58 PM EST reply actions  

Braylon “douche bag” Edwards. Short and sweet

by TheRealSlimShady on Jan 23, 2010 5:44 PM EST reply actions  

Braylon “at least I caught that TD” Edwards

The sporting gods hate Cleveland, they give us false hopes, then yank it out from under us like a tablecloth.

by North Coast Flea on Jan 24, 2010 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Eric" i am the only thing in this backfield that plays" Wright

Lifes A Dance, You Learn As You Go!

by findlaybrownslover on Jan 25, 2010 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

Joe " my best friend was Dave" Thomas

Lifes A Dance, You Learn As You Go!

by findlaybrownslover on Jan 25, 2010 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

Alex " quit calling me Kevin" Mack

Lifes A Dance, You Learn As You Go!

by findlaybrownslover on Jan 25, 2010 9:52 PM EST reply actions  

Ozzie " i went to baltimore because i " Newsome ( thing)

Lifes A Dance, You Learn As You Go!

by findlaybrownslover on Jan 25, 2010 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

Siped “I think it’s time to give this thing” Up

You are reading my signature.

by rolub on Jan 26, 2010 11:06 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

joshua “give me a new contract so i can pay for my” cribbs

by zadai1234 on Jan 28, 2010 6:49 AM EST reply actions  

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