DBN Glossary
by Dawg Nuts on Mar 26, 2010 2:53 PM EDT
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With the large increase in new members/visitors, likely due to the fast approaching NFL Draft, I thought it may be a good time to offer a brief glossary of Dawgs By Nature terms. These terms pop up frequently, but may be strange to those who haven't been around long. I'll list those I can think of now, feel free to add those that you personally like or that I've missed.
Buuuuuuuuuuuhhh - coined by Mooncamping, this is an expression of utter disbelief or confusion.
F@#% You, Go Root for Buffalo - an actual email sent by former GM Phil Savage to a disgruntled fan; used here to express displeasure with someone's comment, but mainly in a humorous and sarcastic manner.
Fairly Hog Certain - being fairly certain of something but in a much funnier way, thanks to a typo by Spidey, who wished to express fairly high certainty.
He's a WINNER - sarcastically used to ridicule the idea that team wins is good evidence of the quality and skill of a particular individual player.
This - simple reply to a comment or post that you like or agree with.
Freaky Flanker - coined, again, by Mooncamping; this is a WR who meets Moon's mysterious size/shape scale.
It's (whatever time) on (whatever date), and Braylon Edwards still sucks - used to periodically remind us of the time, the date, and that Braylon Edwards does in fact still suck.
I stopped reading at Mangina - proper response to any troll or "drive-by" poster who still thinks twisting Mangini into Mangina has some level of wit or humor.
For the love of Joe Thomas, I swear to Joe Thomas, etc. - examples of terms that substitute Joe Thomas for a deity, which has become common practice on the site (for obvious reasons).
Smokescreen - used to express any doubt or skepticism toward a move or decison of the Browns staff; also used to express doubt or skepticism toward comments of any other member of this site.
Maybe you should try Cleveland.com - Seemingly polite, yet sarcastic and scathing response to "drive-by", knucklehead posters who make mindless comments. Example: "WTF?!?! JACK F"N DALHUMME AT QB??!!?! HOCKGREIM MUST GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I"M DUN WITH THIS LOSER TEAM!!!!!; Reply by someone with a fully functioning brain: "Might I suggest you try Cleveland.com?"
Kotknus(sp) - Accepted and encouraged as the way to spell the surname of former Browns GM George Kokinis; mocks the endless errors made while trying to discuss said executive on this site. Current czar Mike Holmgren seems to be next in line with such spellings as: Holgram, Hokgram, Holngrem, Holngreim, etc.
Hoheini - One word term used to refer to the current Browns leadership trifecta of Holmgren (Ho), Heckert (he), and Mangini (ini); follows up the one word term of Mankok for Mangini (Man) and Kokinis (kok).
Anyone feel free to jump in and add to these, as I'm sure I've missed some. I just thought this may be helpful to new members and entertaining for the regulars. My other idea was a post on who we'd draft at #7...
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anybody have a link to the original "Buuuuh!’ comment?
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
buuuuuuuh! should not be capitalized, should end in a single exclamation point, and should include exactly seven u’s.
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
When I first saw moon’s “buuuuuuuh!” I spit coffee out my nose, (ouch) and got the mental image of Chris Griffin from Family Guy.
Don’t know if that was the reference point for the remark but I’ve seen Chris do that a few times.
Fooootball has been beary beary good to me.
Moon’s use of the term (linked above) was the original instance. I don’t know why, but I think it’s less funny when capitalized or when extra u’s or erroneous punctuation is added…
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Mar 27, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
And now I see that I completely misread your post, doggrad.
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Mar 27, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
thank you, i like to relive that moment every now and then
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on Mar 26, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d also like to add that Its 3:52 PM on friday, March 26, and Braylon Edwards still sucks.
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on Mar 26, 2010 3:53 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
What about “Fluffy Studmuffin Unicorn pick”, and anything about Joe Thomas, such as my sig.
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on Mar 26, 2010 5:08 PM EDT reply actions
Damn, that’s what I get for going off of memory.
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on Mar 26, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I stopped reading at ‘Mangina’. Grow up.
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Mar 26, 2010 5:20 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
At first I was looking around for the comment that this went to.
Now, I feel dumb. And this should be added.
by Bernie19Kosar on Mar 26, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I did the same thing.
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on Mar 26, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I think this should be added somehow:
by Bernie19Kosar on Mar 26, 2010 5:38 PM EDT reply actions 26 recs
The all-time rec count on this has to be near 60 or 70.
2009: Two backups and no true QB. 2010: Umm... crap.
We can beat this.
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein
I think this actually got 20+ recs the first time it was posted here.
I’m glad someone saved all these from that playoffs thread when I posted them! :D
I call it... The Avaslug!
I am the 1st and probably only official member of the David "Dr." Jones fanclub. Until I get the newsletter out, anyway.
Donte Whitner sez: Camp Jauron is over!
by UZ on Apr 2, 2010 4:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Don’t forget his brothers.
They gone have to stop sleeping on me one day.. I gotta be one of the best
About 3 hours ago by Eric Wright Cleveland Browns – Cornerback
by Villeslgr on Mar 26, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions 18 recs
They gone have to stop sleeping on me one day.. I gotta be one of the best
About 3 hours ago by Eric Wright Cleveland Browns – Cornerback
by Villeslgr on Mar 26, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions 18 recs
This one is my favorite, because it is like a practice throw.
We talkin bout practice. Not a game! Not a game! Practice.
by Bernie19Kosar on Mar 26, 2010 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions
If you look at his left hand he sort of fllps it behind him nonchalantly like he knows the camera is on him (jersey pulled up showing off his underarmour) and he kind of sashays a few steps, goes to catch the ball and Bam, Braylon Edwards happens.
“Oh, snap, did I drop that? Must be this True Tropical Miami climate, I played for Michigan playa, it’s chilly up there, that’s why they hate me all over the world.”
They gone have to stop sleeping on me one day.. I gotta be one of the best
About 3 hours ago by Eric Wright Cleveland Browns – Cornerback
Braylon Edwards happens
From now on, when something totally crappy happens, I will say “Braylon Edwards happens”.
by Bernie19Kosar on Mar 26, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
like those NBA commercials:
“Where Braylon Edwards happens”
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on Mar 27, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Love this too!
Columbus til I die, Columbus til I die. I know I am, I swear I am, Columbus til I die!
"Turner, at midcourt...inside it, at the buzzer, GOT IT!!!!"
by Andrew Tolliver on Mar 29, 2010 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Love it!
Columbus til I die, Columbus til I die. I know I am, I swear I am, Columbus til I die!
"Turner, at midcourt...inside it, at the buzzer, GOT IT!!!!"
by Andrew Tolliver on Mar 29, 2010 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions
17 recs?!?! SHIT!!!
Scientific research has proven that you lose exactly 5.37 billion brain cells every time you listen to Todd McShay.
by TheRealSlimShady on Mar 31, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Now that Braylon is no longer a Brown his drops are kind of funny. Actually, they are hella funny.
They gone have to stop sleeping on me one day.. I gotta be one of the best
About 3 hours ago by Eric Wright Cleveland Browns – Cornerback
I like this idea.
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein
smokescreen.
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Mar 26, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This should also be added.
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on Mar 26, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought "buuuuh" was supposed to be a vomit noise.
If you're at the table and you don't see a sucker..... you're it.
I imagined it like that noise hank hill makes when surprised/disgusted.
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on Mar 26, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
We should ask moon. But yours is funny as hell.
If you're at the table and you don't see a sucker..... you're it.
by Brownie's Year on Mar 27, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
I thought it was because it was used when talking about Suh behind haden, so it was supposed to sound like ‘booooooooooooooo’
Scientific research has proven that you lose exactly 5.37 billion brain cells every time you listen to Todd McShay.
by TheRealSlimShady on Mar 31, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Awesome.
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Mar 27, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
I think there should be some mention of Tuba Rubin and Eric Steinbach’s ass.
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
Second both of these.
I love Tuba Rubin.
by Bernie19Kosar on Mar 27, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Some leading experts believe that Eric Steinbach’s ass is what attracted Mooncamping to the Cleveland Browns.
That’s just wrong.
If you're at the table and you don't see a sucker..... you're it.
by Brownie's Year on Mar 27, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
But it’s true.
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on Mar 27, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
*vomit
If you're at the table and you don't see a sucker..... you're it.
by Brownie's Year on Mar 27, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on Mar 27, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
exactly
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on Mar 27, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I see two recs, but no green. What’s happening? The world is collapsing in on itself!
If you're at the table and you don't see a sucker..... you're it.
by Brownie's Year on Mar 28, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I bumped it up to 3 recs per the poll a week or so ago. I’ll either keep it at 3 or consider bumping it to 4 depending on how it goes.
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by Chris Pokorny on Mar 28, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions
and I hope you seeing all the green on this poll won’t sway your decision. I know we don’t want a ton of stuff to get green, there has just been a lot of rec-worthy stuff on this post.
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
Not at all; I can tell the difference.
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by Chris Pokorny on Mar 28, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
“He has the ass of a true center” must be added.
So should “Maybe you should try here (insert cleveland.com link)”
Scientific research has proven that you lose exactly 5.37 billion brain cells every time you listen to Todd McShay.
by TheRealSlimShady on Mar 31, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions
Kotnkus must be added.
Scientific research has proven that you lose exactly 5.37 billion brain cells every time you listen to Todd McShay.
by TheRealSlimShady on Apr 1, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions
yep
Scientific research has proven that you lose exactly 5.37 billion brain cells every time you listen to Todd McShay.
by TheRealSlimShady on Apr 1, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Moon-like: Means that whatever you said is beginning to sound as bizarre as what DBN member mooncamping would say.
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