Browns cut Derek Anderson
Seriously, who didn't see this coming?
With a healthy bonus coming on March 19th, the Browns decided to cut former starter Derek Anderson. It was going to be impossible to get anything in trade because the NFL knew it was just a matter of time before Anderson was going to be axed by the Browns.
All in all it was a wild ride with DA. Big arm, questionable decision making and for one afternoon against the Chiefs, feet of Fred Astaire.
So long DA, and remember your personal mantra, if you can't throw it as hard as you possibly can, it isn't worth throwing.
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I once had a guinea pig that I loved very much. We once almost made it on David Lettermans stupid pet tricks since we was able to roll over and play dead. Anyway, he got old and was sick for a long time before he finally kicked the bucket. That morning I was more numb then sad since I had been expecting it for awhile, and while a bummer, it did not come as a great shock.
That pretty much is how I feel about this. Only Anderson is way bigger than my guinea pig.
Oh, and I spent $35 dollars on his signed rookie card in 2007. I regret that too.
by Oscar_the_Dog on Mar 9, 2010 2:57 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
I don’t know why, but I relate to this. Memorial rec.
by Bernie19Kosar on Mar 9, 2010 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
i cant help but remember when Savage had the entire browns scouting department in a bar on foxsports ohio in may of 2008 for a pubic town hall meeting. one of the audience members stood up & asked who was going to be the starting QB & Savage looked at the scouting department & they kinda looked at each other before answering “Anderson”.
then he looked at joe thomas & a couple other players & Thomas didnt exactly know what to say until Savage prompted him……In hindsight it was pretty ominous
Nah nah nah nah. Nah nah nah nah. Hey hey hey… goooooodbye!
by emily522 on Mar 9, 2010 3:08 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Couldn’t resist.
I wish DA well. He’ll be a solid backup on a much better team (Colts?). I guess we can thank him for 2007 (minus his collapse) and not much else.
actually with the way Al Davis likes speed, Anderson could just launch the ball downfield every play to 4.2sec/40yd dash wide receivers. Match in heaven
If by wide receivers you mean corner backs, then yes!
by Simmsinns on Mar 9, 2010 4:20 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Well someone had to go
Figured it would be DA.
Hate that his 2007 play never came back…
Good luck in the future
Doug B
Derek, have fun in Arizona…think of it this way, you will probably start b/c Matt Leinart is horrible and its sunshine all year buddy!
Are you Adam Schefter? This is his guess also.
I know that AZ was rumored to be interested in trading for DA, so this makes sense.
by Bernie19Kosar on Mar 9, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
I was under the impression that Carolina might be a better fit. Better O-line, great running game….division opponents that arn’t ranked in the top 3 in every category every year…
by BrownDawg1409 on Mar 9, 2010 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
i think that KC tendering Brodie Croyle at second round status is trade bate for teams like Carolina and Arizona especially where Haley has connections. I dont think anyone will bring in DA if theyre looking for someone to compete for a starting spot, he’d be more valuable as a back up behind a comfortable starter. in my opinion anyways. but what do i know?
he was injured. injured bad.
it just baffles me that anyone who saw him play for us the past couple of seasons would pay anything more than league minimum for him. i guess there’s always an idiot in every crowd though.
And Carolina comes to Cleveland this year
You guys are scared he’s going to roll you are you?
I blog the Carolina Panthers at www.catscratchreader.com
please, please, let DA start against us.
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on Mar 10, 2010 9:27 AM EST up reply actions
as somebody stated in here…our secondary could use him as good practice when he throws 2 ints to Wright and another 2 to Haden or Berry….ha
I always preferred his missiles to MLBs. At least when he threw a 40 yard interception it was just a bad punt on second down. The 5 yard pass to a LB-in-zone’s numbers for the pick six was just something I’m going to miss.
Brady Quinn will never be a good quarterback for the Browns.
You’re joking, right? I pray he starts for a team that plays us.
If you're at the table and you don't see a sucker..... you're it.
by Brownie's Year on Mar 10, 2010 9:39 AM EST up reply actions
We can still get a 6th rounder or 7th rounder and box of cracker jacks for Quinn right?
by Simmsinns on Mar 9, 2010 4:56 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Holmgren needs to stop with the tanning bed, he looks orange.
by Bernie19Kosar on Mar 9, 2010 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
He uses spray on tan, that’s why he’s orange, only it takes a couple gallons.
The sporting gods hate Cleveland, they give us false hopes, then yank it out from under us like a tablecloth.
by North Coast Flea on Mar 10, 2010 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
the staff is currently hung up because teams are only offering generic caramel popcorn snack rather than actual cracker jack.
by Dawg Nuts on Mar 9, 2010 5:08 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Bye DA. I still remember the 2007 season fondly. You put on a show then, hope you can do that elsewhere.
by BuenosAires_Dawg on Mar 9, 2010 5:01 PM EST reply actions
To all those who wanted to sign Thomas Jones, I have bad news.
He has signed with KC for 2 years, 5 million dollars.
I am very surprised at how low those numbers are.
Just thinking out loud here, but I bet the trepidation regarding Jones is his hands. The Browns offense, if it does go to a more WC style, will use backs in the passing game more. Jones probably doesn’t fit what they are looking for, which makes the lack of interest completely understandable.
I wouldn’t think 2 years would be that bad.
They gone have to stop sleeping on me one day.. I gotta be one of the best
About 3 hours ago by Eric Wright Cleveland Browns – Cornerback
Get a year out of him, see if he has anything left if not cut him. I don’t think he would have signed a one year deal.
They gone have to stop sleeping on me one day.. I gotta be one of the best
About 3 hours ago by Eric Wright Cleveland Browns – Cornerback
well…then I would not have wanted him…but then you cut him and you have the back end of a deal that definitely isn’t small and you have to take the cap hit when the cap is likely back.
Well if you are smart and you are signing a guy to a two year deal and you are worried about their durability, then you would not make the back end large, especially when the first year is an uncapped year.
They gone have to stop sleeping on me one day.. I gotta be one of the best
About 3 hours ago by Eric Wright Cleveland Browns – Cornerback
yes. if that is the case, it isn’t a bad move…I just don’t know the specifics and breakdown of the year…
maybe the team isn’t worried about durability.
More than likely it’s what gahnki pointed out
They gone have to stop sleeping on me one day.. I gotta be one of the best
About 3 hours ago by Eric Wright Cleveland Browns – Cornerback
"Uhh dude. They just traded him..." SH$T!"
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
Yeah, I had already seen it and thought of it when you said it haha.
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on Mar 9, 2010 6:11 PM EST up reply actions
I never want to see any of our Brownies on that cover…..the Madden Curse is real my friends! No one escapes its fate! Well….maybe Larry Fitzgerald, but not anyone else!
by BrownDawg1409 on Mar 9, 2010 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
Fitz’s year was average.
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on Mar 9, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
Average sure, but that’s not the curse. The curse is:
1) Featured player will get hurt. Ex) Troy Polomalu……. :)
2) Player’s stats will suffer severly due to injury.
I suppose Fitzgerald would go here then….
3) Player’s team misses playoffs………..just like the Steelers. <3
by BrownDawg1409 on Mar 9, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
Isn’t it funny that something so silly, can be so true? It’s too weird.
Fitz got lucky because the curse chose the dude with the dumbest hair and went with it.
If you're at the table and you don't see a sucker..... you're it.
by Brownie's Year on Mar 9, 2010 8:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
In other words, all we have to do (should Cribbs actually make the cover) is convince EA Sports to host someone with hair that’s more ridiculous than his.
by BrownDawg1409 on Mar 9, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
I meant dumbest out of the 2 on the cover. hehe
If you're at the table and you don't see a sucker..... you're it.
by Brownie's Year on Mar 9, 2010 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
No the idea is being hurt or having a very off year, such as Ray Lewis did.
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on Mar 9, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Usually, the off year is a result of the player getting hurt. That player is usually an impact player for that team. Impact player is gone, team struggles, doesn’t make playoffs.
The only team to avoid all three parts of the curse were the 06 Seahawks (the year Alexander broke his hand, and I think possibly his foot). One year removed from breaking a record, and he goes down. Never the same since.
by BrownDawg1409 on Mar 9, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
They’re making Techmo SuperBowl for PS3 and XBox 360. I can’t wait.
by BrownDawg1409 on Mar 9, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on Mar 9, 2010 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
Lame duck to Seahawks? That’s my guess. Though it looks more like a seagull….
by BrownDawg1409 on Mar 9, 2010 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, quite.
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on Mar 9, 2010 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
Very good.
My friends and I call everything over a snowman in golf a Albatross. DA fits that’s description.
If you're at the table and you don't see a sucker..... you're it.
by Brownie's Year on Mar 9, 2010 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Par_(score)#Albatross
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on Mar 10, 2010 9:52 AM EST up reply actions
1. I’m a golfer. I know what an Albatross is. Don’t try to lecture a 5 handi on the sport.
2. We call bad scores Albatross’ because it’s the complete opposite of it’s true meaning, and the word itself is funny. It’s more like a inside joke.
If you're at the table and you don't see a sucker..... you're it.
by Brownie's Year on Mar 10, 2010 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
not trying to lecture, i wasn’t sure if you knew it was an actual golf term, a lot of casual golfers don’t. I’m just trying to stick to a links-only policy for a while, unless I really can’t help it or something like this happens.
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on Mar 10, 2010 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
I just put up a fanshot of this.
What a d*ck.
by Bernie19Kosar on Mar 9, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
“I know at times I wasn’t great. I hope and pray I’m playing when my team comes to town and (we) roll them.”
Oh, that’s cute…he thinks he’s going to start in this league again.
by gahnki on Mar 9, 2010 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What arena league team picked him up?
The boy doesn’t realize that he’s played his last NFL game.
He was never the sharpest Cleveland Brown…
The arena league shut down, man. It’s all about the UFL now!
by BrownDawg1409 on Mar 10, 2010 8:00 AM EST up reply actions
I hope he’s playing for some team who comes into Cleveland too. Our secondary could always use the confidence building exercise of a three or four INT day, DA. You’re welcome back any time!
by RelapsingDawgCatcher on Mar 10, 2010 12:59 AM EST up reply actions
You folks going to sign him? My condolences.
Seriously though, we will welcome him back as a starter for you guys when you come here. With open arms.
by RelapsingDawgCatcher on Mar 10, 2010 9:34 AM EST up reply actions
With open arms to catch the INT’s
If you're at the table and you don't see a sucker..... you're it.
by Brownie's Year on Mar 10, 2010 9:41 AM EST up reply actions
Seriously? After the Jake Delhomme interception machine experience Carolina would sign DA?
"...maybe this year, there's no gorilla" - YoDaddyWags
by woodsmeister on Mar 10, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
“I never heard from anyone until today,” Anderson wrote in his e-mail response. “Nobody ever tried to reach out to me, which is fine.”
That’s because no one likes you and your 40% completion percentage, Derek.
by emily522 on Mar 9, 2010 10:54 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
From what I’ve been reading, you’re probably the happiest person here on DBN. lol
Can’t blame you. You’ve been showing the anti DA passion.
If you're at the table and you don't see a sucker..... you're it.
by Brownie's Year on Mar 9, 2010 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
We need to send him a Sitco uniform, he’ll be needing it pretty soon.
by BrownDawg1409 on Mar 9, 2010 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
"Nobody ever tried to reach out to me, which is fine."
Actually DA, someone did try to call you, but in honor of your throwing style the call ended up three mansions down the street instead.
by RelapsingDawgCatcher on Mar 10, 2010 9:36 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
fantastic. I love it.
Columbus til I die, Columbus til I die. I know I am, I swear I am, Columbus til I die!
by Andrew Tolliver on Mar 10, 2010 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
I love this comment:
I have always supported DA and always been a fan of him. He’s absolutely right, when the fans cheered after his injury was just wrong. That kid was handed a mess of an offense that he had to work with. And there’s no doubt in my mind he did everything he could with what he had to work with. I am on 1 hand very sad to see him go but on the other glad. Glad because hopefully he’ll get a chance on a winning team and prove what he’s capable of.
The Browns fans that cheered his injury in my opinion are not true Browns fans,rather they are fair weather fans. REAL BROWNS FANS stick with the team win or lose and DO NOT CHEER when one of our players gets hurt…unless that player is Ray Lewis who should be in jail anyway.
I would have much rather seen Brady go bye bye. He’s nothing more than an over rated prima donna and I’d love nothing more than to see him gone.
Hopefully Holmgren will get us a QB that can bring us some wins and dare I say…. a Championship.
D.A. you still have at least 1 true fan in Cleveland. "
I’d rather have Brady than Derek. The only part of this I agree with is:
Hopefully Holmgren will get us a QB that can bring us some wins and dare I say…. a Championship.
Oh and they forgot to add:
D.A. you still have at least 1 true fan in Cleveland… but I’m on crack so I don’t count.
Who the hell said this??
If you're at the table and you don't see a sucker..... you're it.
by Brownie's Year on Mar 9, 2010 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Time for a witchhunt.
If you're at the table and you don't see a sucker..... you're it.
by Brownie's Year on Mar 9, 2010 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
She turned me into a Steelers fan, she did!
by BrownDawg1409 on Mar 10, 2010 8:53 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I got better.
"...maybe this year, there's no gorilla" - YoDaddyWags
by woodsmeister on Mar 10, 2010 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
What an unrelenting douche.
Mocking the Draft: Your NFL Draft source.
by Dan Kadar on Mar 9, 2010 11:26 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Please no more skinny whiny quarterbacks who come from places like Oregon or Kentucky where I guess athletes are completely lacking the thick skin and self-confidence you need to withstand a crowd shouting “BOO” when you throw an interception.
"My signature is only one line. You're welcome."
Yeah, I wouldn’t want a QB from someplace like Kentucky or Oregon if they could help us win. I mean, who wants wins? I’d rather hate people from certain parts of the country.
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein
Joke at the expense of Couch and Anderson. Of course I want any QB that could help us win.
Jeeze guys stop taking stuff that is obviously illogical as serious.
"My signature is only one line. You're welcome."
And Kentuckians. I resemble that remark.
They gone have to stop sleeping on me one day.. I gotta be one of the best
About 3 hours ago by Eric Wright Cleveland Browns – Cornerback
by Villeslgr on Mar 10, 2010 1:27 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
3 Stooges.
They gone have to stop sleeping on me one day.. I gotta be one of the best
About 3 hours ago by Eric Wright Cleveland Browns – Cornerback
For those a bit younger the Animaniacs, not sure about those in their teens.
They gone have to stop sleeping on me one day.. I gotta be one of the best
About 3 hours ago by Eric Wright Cleveland Browns – Cornerback
IT WAS NEVER THE SAME WITHOUT CURLY!
Tear.
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on Mar 10, 2010 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
Don’t forget Foghorn Leghorn, for a slightly less geriatric crowd.
The sporting gods hate Cleveland, they give us false hopes, then yank it out from under us like a tablecloth.
by North Coast Flea on Mar 10, 2010 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
Hey I’m a Kentuckian.
Scientific research has proven that you lose exactly 5.37 billion brain cells every time you listen to Todd McShay.
by TheRealSlimShady on Mar 10, 2010 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
Stop insulting people from various parts of the country. You want to make a joke about Couch or Anderson, I’ll laugh. But this one wasn’t funny because it wasn’t the state that they are from that made them thin-skinned
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein
I’m kinda ashamed to admit I was one of them….the booing part, not the drunken part, though that game was so bad, I wish I were.
by BrownDawg1409 on Mar 10, 2010 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
See I believe that sometimes people also get into a crowd setting like that and go along with their surroundings. Since you were there would you mind describing the reaction to Anderson’s injury since I was only watching on TV?
People were basically calling for Ken Dorsey to come out because we were tired of watching Anderson. I like to think that we weren’t neccesarily cheering because Anderson got hurt, but that he was finally going to leave the game.
Everyone was all “Now we can win, because we have Dorsey! Dorseys a hundred times better!”
by BrownDawg1409 on Mar 10, 2010 8:03 AM EST up reply actions
See Derek’s problem is everything is about him, his feelings, and his opportunity. I doubt anyone sincerely wanted the man to suffer injury (at least for more than a few drunken hours). Fans just wanted him pulled because his AWFUL play was drastically hurting our chances to win. Fans cheered because he was not quarterbacking, not because he got hurt.
You are not entitled to be a starting NFL quarterback, Derek. It is not a birthright. It’s one of the most competitive jobs on the planet, and you couldn’t hack it. GTFO.
Brady Quinn will never be a good quarterback for the Browns.
Who do you think the suckish fans rooted for when the Browns left?
Buffy.
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on Mar 10, 2010 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
After one particularly bad game, a fan emailed Phil Savage. He stupidly emailed back: “F*ck you. Go root for Buffalo.”
Brady Quinn will never be a good quarterback for the Browns.
as much as Savage was an idiot for some of the things and deals he made….you gotta admit a GM saying that to a fan has some humor to it
What’s ironic… I don’t remember him getting hurt when it happened. I was drunk.
If you're at the table and you don't see a sucker..... you're it.
by Brownie's Year on Mar 10, 2010 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
I think I danced a jig the following day, I don’t remember.
If you're at the table and you don't see a sucker..... you're it.
by Brownie's Year on Mar 10, 2010 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
lol. yeah. I can’t remember many things from drunk days… There is one night in recent memory (ironic I am using it). that I don’t remember anything between 12am and 12pm…and I woke up at about 10:30 (I think). I was on facebook the next morning still a little drunk and I didn’t remember it (until i found out about a stupid facebook status).
Yeah, no more off campus frats where they pour shots into your mouth like crazy.
I am so glad I stopped in here before lapsing into unconsciousness tonight. I will go to bed smiling and wake up the same way tomorrow morning. Even with DA’s pathetic year, I didn’t wish him any hard luck elsewhere until I started reading his quotes:
“The fans are ruthless and don’t deserve a winner.”
Which is clearly why we should have retained you and your historically awful level of performance, Mr. Fire Away and Then Pray. Good riddance, bad and overpriced rubbish.
by RelapsingDawgCatcher on Mar 10, 2010 12:55 AM EST reply actions
When the fans cheer that he suffered a season-ending knee injury...
….do you really blame him?
GO LIONS! RESTORE THE ROAR!
We don’t “deserve a winner” because of the drunken activities of a few hundred idiots on one occasion? If that’s what he was getting it, then yes, I do blame him, actually.
Really though, the bottom line is that he was absolutely pathetic last year and way overpriced to boot. Now he’s whining about the natural resolution to those facts. Boo hoo. Go throw awful passes somewhere else, DA.
by RelapsingDawgCatcher on Mar 10, 2010 1:29 AM EST up reply actions
It’s been well documented here that the vast majority of us thought cheering when he got injured (or when anyone gets injured for that matter) was/is disgustingly horrible…
..just like the vast majority of Browns fans did not actually cheer when he got injured. If he wants to blow things out of proportion and lump several hundred thousand people in with a few hundred drunk people, that’s not cool.
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein
exactly. I think I remember people cheering but it didn’t at all sound like the whole stadium was…I think the whole thing was out of frustration of his play. on DAs part, it is irresponsible IMO. Instead of taking responsibility for his bad play, he lashes out and says he never got the support from the fans. he made up stories and concocted theories that weren’t there, just to try to clear his responsibility in his dreadful play.
from what I remember, the fans did support DA when he was doing well. granted, when he was dreadful and losing games, the fans didn’t like him, but that was understandable. blowing something out of proportion and making false statements does not clear you of blame Mr. Anderson.
He must have learned that from Braylon.
The sporting gods hate Cleveland, they give us false hopes, then yank it out from under us like a tablecloth.
by North Coast Flea on Mar 10, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
yep…
the problem is both have larger ego’s than they should and are immature. I come to this by the fact that neither could accept that it was their fault that their play suffered. braylon blamed his gloves. they both blamed the fans. if you read the post, DA was in a way saying that he was doomed to fail in cleveland because the fans always hated him. he made up stories and latched on to things (that didn’t really exist) like the fans booing when he got injured. you notice that he really doesn’t talk about how it was really his fault that he failed.
braylon did the same thing. he said because he was from michigan, the fans hated him and he could never succeed here.
these are classic cases of immaturity. these men cannot take responsibility for their own actions. I recognize this because I used to be one of the worst offenders. in High School i could never accept responsibility. however, by around the time I was 18, I really started to break the habit. hopefully these MEN break the habit soon.
My favorite quote
“The fans are ruthless and don’t deserve a winner,” Anderson wrote in an e-mail to The News-Herald, a suburban Cleveland newspaper. "I will never forget getting cheered when I was injured (in 2008, a sprained medial collateral ligament).
“I know at times I wasn’t great. I hope and pray I’m playing when my team comes to town and (we) roll them.”
Be great to see Practice Squad DA come in and put 35 up on the puppy pound.
You have to hate losing more than you love winning.
by Mr MaLoR on Mar 10, 2010 8:49 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Sorry, I lost my Dawgpound swagger. Haven’t been here in a while.
You have to hate losing more than you love winning.
Too short a time period.
"...maybe this year, there's no gorilla" - YoDaddyWags
by woodsmeister on Mar 10, 2010 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
Good luck Derek Anderson! I give you a mucho starting endorsement for anywhere other than Cleveland, to include survival onto an expansion team in the near future.
Eric Mangini didn´t polish the gem you are, maybe someone will. I know that´s funny to say that to a five year veteran. But just like David Carr, someone can make that work.
Eric Mangini didn´t polish the gem you are
this is one of the most ridiculous things you’ve ever said, moon. If DA is any kind of mineral, he isn’t a gem; he’s pyrite – fools gold. for awhile you think you have a valuable commodity, only to realize you have a worthless rock.
by Dawg Nuts on Mar 10, 2010 10:13 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Did you know that baby powder is really the mineral Talc?
You’re rubbing rocks on your baby’s ass.
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on Mar 10, 2010 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
Just pure talc? I’d have expected there to be something else there.
Brady Quinn will never be a good quarterback for the Browns.
That’s why it’s also known as Talcum powder.
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on Mar 10, 2010 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
You’re rubbing rocks on your baby’s ass.
this has to be a line in a barry white song somewhere.
by Dawg Nuts on Mar 10, 2010 1:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yes you can!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiJ9fy1qSFI&NR=1
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on Mar 10, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
will not watch
They gone have to stop sleeping on me one day.. I gotta be one of the best
About 3 hours ago by Eric Wright Cleveland Browns – Cornerback
its mythbusters
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on Mar 10, 2010 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
And I second that endorsement. And I recommend that you take less money to start for a team in the Browns’ division. My dream is that DA start for the Steelers and that Trent Dilfer start for the Ravens.
And Carson Palmer stays with the Bengals?
The sporting gods hate Cleveland, they give us false hopes, then yank it out from under us like a tablecloth.
by North Coast Flea on Mar 10, 2010 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
Jeff Garcia.
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on Mar 10, 2010 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
I can’t get worked up about the Bengals. The seem harmless most of the time and typically self destruct.
I wasn’t asking Ironically, I think he’s crap since the leg injury, I just thought it was funny that he didn’t even register to mention.
The sporting gods hate Cleveland, they give us false hopes, then yank it out from under us like a tablecloth.
by North Coast Flea on Mar 10, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
Actually, that might be one of your most sublime posts… Love it!
"Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge..." C. Darwin
by Spidey on Mar 10, 2010 4:43 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Just wanted two let everyone know about two red-flags for prospects:
1. Rolando McClain has Cron’s disease
2. Tony Washington (OT/OG that Rufio liked) is a sex offender because he had sex with his biological sister. Sadly, this isn’t a typo.
Scientific research has proven that you lose exactly 5.37 billion brain cells every time you listen to Todd McShay.
by TheRealSlimShady on Mar 10, 2010 7:30 PM EST reply actions
Isn’t Crohn’s, the inability to control your colon or something to that effect?
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on Mar 10, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
Okay. I am not touching Washington with a 10 foot pole b/c that is just disgusting.
Now with McClain, I worry a bit and his stock will drop, but I am not completely scared. there is no cure for Crohns but it is not life threatening. It can affect lifestyle of a person but mostly in diet. many people with Crohns lead very normal lives. The one thing that happens to many though is fatigue but this can be cured with proper exercise.
David Garrard had it and he had in fact a particularly bad case. however, he has been able to play in the NFL and it has not hindered him significantly. It can definitely be debilitating in your lifestyle but It is a very managable disease.
McClain was looking like he was in pain after position drills and he said his Cron’s was acting up.
Scientific research has proven that you lose exactly 5.37 billion brain cells every time you listen to Todd McShay.
by TheRealSlimShady on Mar 10, 2010 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
My best friend has Crons. With the proper meds it’s pretty much a non factor, so he says.
If you're at the table and you don't see a sucker..... you're it.
by Brownie's Year on Mar 10, 2010 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
2. And the thing about Washington, while it’s disgusting and wrong, it was consensual (eww) and they were both under 18.
Scientific research has proven that you lose exactly 5.37 billion brain cells every time you listen to Todd McShay.
by TheRealSlimShady on Mar 10, 2010 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
I’d rather die from Crons than sleep with my sister.
If you're at the table and you don't see a sucker..... you're it.
by Brownie's Year on Mar 10, 2010 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
Sadly, I wasn’t joking. I am extremely disgusted with this Washington guy.
If you're at the table and you don't see a sucker..... you're it.
by Brownie's Year on Mar 11, 2010 8:42 AM EST up reply actions
Well, cross him off my board. Barring some ridiculously outlandish circumstances (i.e. someone kidnapped him, drugged him, had a gun to his head, sent him to Mars…)
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein
He’d fit right in with the Steelers.
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
Washington — “Back off Porky, she’s mine!!”
If you're at the table and you don't see a sucker..... you're it.
by Brownie's Year on Mar 11, 2010 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Actually, I don’t believe him. If he really thought we didn’t deserve a winner then he would have stayed.
by johnnyphoenix on Mar 10, 2010 8:44 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
It could have been worse.
If you're at the table and you don't see a sucker..... you're it.
by Brownie's Year on Mar 13, 2010 2:57 AM EST up reply actions
I do too, his whole team left him hangin.
I DON'T CONDONE INCEST. All I did was ask a question.
by North Coast Flea on Mar 14, 2010 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
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