I had a very annoying conversation recently with one of the worst types of Pittsburgh fans - the "Turn-Coat, Born and Raised In Cleveland, Bandwagon Jumping Maggot". The "conversation" (if you can call speaking with a Being so low on the food chain conversing) started with my pointing out what an idiot Big Ben is for putting himself in the situation he is in. This nearly useless, former shell of what was once possibly a human being, had the audacity to suggest that as a lifelong Browns Fan - I was speaking out of jealousy.
He then went on to make the misguided suggestion that I - of all people - should "just give it up already, buy myself a Roethlisberger jersey and "convert to a winner".
I somehow managed to not laugh at the obvious ridiculousness of the suggestion and decided to explain my revulsion as best I could.
I asked "Have you seen that big LCD billboard on The Inner-belt going Downtown"? The Mouthbreather drooled and nodded yes. I said "You will sooner see me on the that billboard performing oral favors on a homeless guy - on the corner of East 9th and Euclid - than see me wearing a Steelers jersey".
And THAT is how much I hate the Steelers. Can anybody top that?
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