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Random Retrospective: 2008 Preview Edition


So, I've been playing around in my own comment history now that I realized one could do user specific comment searches. I came across a 2008 season preview thread where we made formatted predictions. Thread here. I always have fun reviewing how terribly wrong I was.

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For example: "Most surprising unit on team: LBs. They may finally become a disruptive force under Tucker and behind this new line."

That's not the worst, though. Here's the ugly:

"Most Improved Player: Leon Williams. I think he’ll be the one to really create havoc in the backfield with the revamped front seven. 7+ sacks"

or

"Stallworth’s receiving yards: 750 Over, and he’s the reason for the over above [referring to Derek Anderson posting over an 84 QB rating]." Doh.

At least I was right about Wimbley and Winslow. How'd you do?

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DBN was collectively REALLY high on Wimbley.

DBN was fairly sold on DA being an average to solid starter, but not great.

Mr. Kelsey is smart: “On Anderson- I think he is really bad. I really do.”

For all my DA love, at least I made one accurate comment, “does DA seem any dumber than Roethlisberger? Honestly, that guy gives me more of a dumbass vibe than some of the linebackers to have played in that city.”

Actively seeking inspiration for a new handle

by danvail on May 12, 2010 3:04 PM EDT reply actions  

DBN was fairly sold on DA being an average to solid starter, but not great.

I was very guilty on that one.

by TheDriveStillHurts on May 12, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

RK was hating on DA since 2007, he was right the whole time.

"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein

by rufio on May 13, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

where has he been recently? has he figured out how to hibernate until the season starts?

I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.

by notthatnoise on May 13, 2010 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

He mentioned in a draft related post that he has a lot of life stuff going on and that he would be back in full swing when training camp and the season started to get going.

by Roger Dorn on May 13, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think he has some sort of “real job”? Maybe it was doing research on human hibernation.

"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein

by rufio on May 13, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he was a lawyer…

"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."

by SpecialBrownie on May 13, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

thats what he wants you to think

I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.

by notthatnoise on May 13, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

a “real job?” what is that? now you’re just making stuff up.

I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.

by notthatnoise on May 13, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

People that post on the internet clearly don’t have jobs.

by Roger Dorn on May 14, 2010 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

My only job is cleaning the basement when my mom tells me to.

by Buckeye Brad on May 14, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

That’s what your girlfriends for. Or atleast that’s what Brodie told me.

They gone have to stop sleeping on me one day.. I gotta be one of the best

About 3 hours ago by Eric Wright Cleveland Browns – Cornerback

I understand, as a big daddy come and take my spot type of demeanor?

by mooncamping on May 14, 2010 7:24 AM EDT

by Villeslgr on May 14, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, I had sleeper Antwaan Peek who of course I think did not even play the entire year due to injury. I was a fan of his though. At least I was nervous about the QBs more than anything else.

by Roger Dorn on May 12, 2010 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

i think i joined after the 2008 season started and didn’t do a prediction on here, therefore:

i predicted DA would be awful, we would fall way off from where we were in 2007, and it would be romeo’s last year as HC; i also said BE would develop the dropsies and that we’d all hate him inside a year.

by Dawg Nuts on May 12, 2010 6:54 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Just took a look at some of my old posts. A few observations:

1. Am I the only one who didn’t pick up on Rocland’s recent name change?
2. The conversations were a lot better during the season.
3. Terrible Terry Tate should be a minion.
4. Where did Don’tCallMeJoey disappear to?

Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.

by golanbatrac on May 12, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Is he AG7?

"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."

by SpecialBrownie on May 12, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Licensed Pessimist.

Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.

by golanbatrac on May 12, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

…Ah.

"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."

by SpecialBrownie on May 12, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, that explains so much. I was wondering why LP became so personally virulent; it’s clear he is now taking out his inner anger at us through the guise of another.

Art Modell gives me a hard one

by gahnki on May 16, 2010 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know that was Rocky.

by Roger Dorn on May 13, 2010 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

my mind is blown

I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.

by notthatnoise on May 13, 2010 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t notice that either. I just assumed Licensed Pessimist was a new blogger.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths --- Steven Wright

by Kimble_79 on May 13, 2010 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Where did Don’tCallMeJoey disappear to?

I was thinking the same.

Scientific research has proven that you lose exactly 5.37 billion brain cells every time you listen to Todd McShay.

by TheRealSlimShady on May 17, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

2. The conversations were a lot better during the season.

It’s nice to have actual games to keep thing focused. Channels the angst and bury the bodies more rapidly, maybe.

3. Terrible Terry Tate should be a minion.

Second that. Good man, he is.

That's just noise.

by RelapsingDawgCatcher on May 17, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.dawgsbynature.com/2009/5/6/862068/2010-draft

OUCH! I sure missed on Dunlap and Sam Young. I still like Dwyer but I was too high on him.

Scientific research has proven that you lose exactly 5.37 billion brain cells every time you listen to Todd McShay.

by TheRealSlimShady on May 12, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Yikes.

Can we delete that thread?

by Bernie19Kosar on May 12, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Not so proud of your handiwork? haha

Actively seeking inspiration for a new handle

by danvail on May 12, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t think of many who would be ecstatic about their predictions.

I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.

by bross09 on May 12, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

good call, although not from the thread being mentioned.

I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.

by bross09 on May 13, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

No duh. That was just on my mind at the moment.

The Maniac’s here.

by Brownie's Year on May 13, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep/ good job on that one. I have to say it was a bit risky but you called it…sadly…

I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.

by bross09 on May 14, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was not ecstatic about that one.

The Maniac’s here.

by Brownie's Year on May 14, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love this retrospective thread idea. Unfortunately, I wasn’t around yet in 2008. (I don’t know how you all managed to get by without me. Joke)

Anyway, I started commenting here in the 2009 off-season.
I just thought it’d be fun to point out I was right about 2 things then:

.
Jerome Harrison (from this thread):
May 17, 2009

I would love to see more Jerome Harrison this season, and it is a big shame we didn’t see more of him in 2008. He has only been continuously getting better every year. He averaged 6.2 yards per carry in ’07 and improved on that in ’08 by another yard with 7.2 per carry, and remember those numbers are despite being held back so much so for the past two years. I think the potential for a breakout season is pretty obvious.

.
Brady Quinn & Derek Anderson sucking (from this epic thread):
June 18, 2009

Lets say we do trade for Marshall, and we have Edwards, and 100 or so rookie WRs… now lets go as far to say they become an amazing receiving core like we’ve seen in Arizona, New England, or Indy…… we’re missing a piece that all those teams had. Payton Manning, Tom Brady, even Kurt Warner. We don’t have that caliber of QB. We are stuck with two or three decent back-up QBs that make for sub-par starters. Unless DA has some miracle return to the first half of 2007, but I know most of you here don’t think that’ll happen.

Albeit one of my reasons for foreseeing Quinn as no good was stupid, my main point holds true today: He sucks, as does Anderson.

by Simmsinns on May 13, 2010 2:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Do you realize that link about Brandon Marshall was our first taste of Mooncamping?

Yikes.

by Bernie19Kosar on May 13, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

the mooncamping part is amazing. I especially liked this:

I would play him on a cart and with his throwing arm tied behind his back. It´s frigging Brett Favre!

I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.

by notthatnoise on May 13, 2010 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

We were all so serious too, it’s funny to read the difference now.

by Roger Dorn on May 13, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mack is 6’3 7/8"!

HA, I win!
by rufio on Jun 21, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Pwnage of BQIB, compliments of Rufio.

"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."

by SpecialBrownie on May 13, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was that the thread where people were saying Unger would be better than Mack?

"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein

by rufio on May 13, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moon believed that Unger will be far superior to Mack.

by Bernie19Kosar on May 13, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

As a Center or a DT?

Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.

by golanbatrac on May 13, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Moon at that point wanted Mack to play guard, but decided after watching him play this season that he is more ideally suited for NG. Unger was one of moon’s favorite centers, but we already had Eric Steinbach who in moon’s eyes is a perfectly capable center. Hopefully this clarifies everything.

by Roger Dorn on May 13, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Clear as mud.

Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.

by golanbatrac on May 13, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then he told us about Carr and some other nobody QB in the league being his favorites and we were all sure he was a joke.

Scientific research has proven that you lose exactly 5.37 billion brain cells every time you listen to Todd McShay.

by TheRealSlimShady on May 13, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still don’t get it to this day.

Scientific research has proven that you lose exactly 5.37 billion brain cells every time you listen to Todd McShay.

by TheRealSlimShady on May 13, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately I wasn’t around here way back then, either. But I’ve got to say that I felt the same curiosity to see what Harrison could do. He always showed flashes of his talent in the limited opportunities that he got. The question now is if he can sustain it. More importantly, will he even be the starter now that Hardesty is here and impressing everyone from the get-go?

Colt McCoy... the cure for Cleveland's Eric Berry man-crush.

by dawgtribe on May 13, 2010 7:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

More importantly, will he stop crying and sign his tender. I don’t care how he played down the stretch. He needs to prove himself over a full season, then he will get paid.

Kill them. Kill them all.

by StuckInPa on May 13, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not to rain on your parade, but the Jerome Harrison bandwagon has been overloaded with DBNers for a very long time. The thread I link above actually has a number of predictions about Harrison prior to the 08 season.

Actively seeking inspiration for a new handle

by danvail on May 13, 2010 7:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would have to give Chris a lot of credit for this.

I also remember asking Tony Grossi why Harrison couldn’t get on the field under Romeo because his yards per touch were incredible. That was back when I actually could stand Tony Grossi, so it had to have been quite a while ago.

"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein

by rufio on May 13, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

At no point in his on the field career had he given any indication that he should get less playing time. It just made sense to want to see more Harrison.

Actively seeking inspiration for a new handle

by danvail on May 13, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how you all managed to get by without me. Joke

I wonder what it was like before me? Probably peaceful.

Scientific research has proven that you lose exactly 5.37 billion brain cells every time you listen to Todd McShay.

by TheRealSlimShady on May 13, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rufio, Kwoog, and Fwembt arguing about the secondary is pretty funny. Rufio/Fwembt were proven correct on those opinions.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths --- Steven Wright

by Kimble_79 on May 13, 2010 10:09 AM EDT reply actions  

It wasn’t so much that rufio and fwebt were proven right as it was kwoog was proven wrong once again.

Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.

by golanbatrac on May 13, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol…rec

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths --- Steven Wright

by Kimble_79 on May 13, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent.

Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.

by golanbatrac on May 13, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, I get, someone else can say it but not me… I see what you’re doin; ;D

www.lowbrowsophisticate.com

by kwoog on May 13, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Taking out the “again”, and this is correct.

www.lowbrowsophisticate.com

by kwoog on May 13, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, rufio was really being a dick in that exchange. What gives, rufio?

Obviously McDonald failed, and the precipitous drop off of Jones still mystifies me. Spot on about the OL, and Wimbley optimism aside, the LB too.

www.lowbrowsophisticate.com

by kwoog on May 13, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know man, I didn’t go back to read it and I have long since forgotten what if anything made me that mad. Sorry if I was being a jerk.

"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein

by rufio on May 13, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Actively seeking inspiration for a new handle

by danvail on May 14, 2010 8:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

kwoog was really angry at moon when he first arrived:

This guy is hilarious. He literally knows nothing.
No one, literally no one, cares about your excitement factor but you.

Is there a way to permanently block a specific user’s posts? Like, they don’t show up at all if I’m logged in, it doesn’t say "one new post" and I don’t have to waste my time clicking on it to read drivel like this?

What the hell are you talking about?

Art Modell gives me a hard one

by gahnki on May 16, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHA, that’s good stuff

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths --- Steven Wright

by Kimble_79 on May 17, 2010 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I forget, did that Greasemonkey script just blot out a given user’s posts, or did it render invisible the entire thread they’d started?

Sometimes reading DBN without mooncamping’s posts would be quite odd. The holes where moon was missing (and the surrounding tumult) would draw more attention than he did. Shades of Garfield Minus Garfield!

That's just noise.

by RelapsingDawgCatcher on May 18, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why would you ever want to greasemonkey mooncamping?

by Roger Dorn on May 18, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moon is the very last person I’d greasemonkey.

Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.

by golanbatrac on May 18, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

As a member in good standing of the Mooncamping Idiosyncrasy Defense and Appreciation Society, I wouldn’t dream of blocking him myself. I was just thinking about it after the Greasemonkey reference and kwoog’s quotes above….

That's just noise.

by RelapsingDawgCatcher on May 19, 2010 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths --- Steven Wright

by Kimble_79 on May 19, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll have a site up tomorrow.

That's just noise.

by RelapsingDawgCatcher on May 19, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, please.

Actively seeking inspiration for a new handle

by danvail on May 19, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, not tomorrow. Maybe Monday.

I do wonder how the subject of the society will feel about it though, given previous accusations of stalking.

Care to comment, mooncamping?

That's just noise.

by RelapsingDawgCatcher on May 19, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

and wiki i hope

They gone have to stop sleeping on me one day.. I gotta be one of the best

About 3 hours ago by Eric Wright Cleveland Browns – Cornerback

I understand, as a big daddy come and take my spot type of demeanor?

by mooncamping on May 14, 2010 7:24 AM EDT

by Villeslgr on May 19, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, an absolutely infallible one, of course.

I’m going to get myself in trouble here.

That's just noise.

by RelapsingDawgCatcher on May 19, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

nothing wrong with stating the infallibleness of wikipedia

I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.

by notthatnoise on May 20, 2010 8:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not trying to speak for Joe Thomas, but I’m almost certain it’s Joe Thomas approved.

They gone have to stop sleeping on me one day.. I gotta be one of the best

About 3 hours ago by Eric Wright Cleveland Browns – Cornerback

I understand, as a big daddy come and take my spot type of demeanor?

by mooncamping on May 14, 2010 7:24 AM EDT

by Villeslgr on May 20, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

by saying you weren’t trying to speak for joe thomas, and then subsequently speaking for him, you’ve insulted his intelligence and will be brutally pancaked. get well soon.

by Dawg Nuts on May 21, 2010 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Thomas is infallible.

That's just noise.

by RelapsingDawgCatcher on May 21, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bross, my friend, I think the joke here is on you.

That's just noise.

by RelapsingDawgCatcher on May 19, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

that makes sense now. If only i could rec my own post b/c now it looks so funny.

I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.

by bross09 on May 20, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t have the heart to tell him yesterday when I read this post. LOL

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths --- Steven Wright

by Kimble_79 on May 20, 2010 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Figured I’d do it before someone else did. Not that this stopped anyone!

That's just noise.

by RelapsingDawgCatcher on May 20, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m requesting the ability to pick one post that you can rec 100 times. It can be once per year. I want this one to be mine.

Actively seeking inspiration for a new handle

by danvail on May 19, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

And you wonder why people say the things they do about you . . . .

by Buckeye Brad on May 19, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like that the acronym for that is MIDAS

I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.

by notthatnoise on May 19, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

A little Easter egg for the observant there, NTN. Well spotted.

That's just noise.

by RelapsingDawgCatcher on May 19, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

“That’s gold Jerry! Gold!”

They gone have to stop sleeping on me one day.. I gotta be one of the best

About 3 hours ago by Eric Wright Cleveland Browns – Cornerback

I understand, as a big daddy come and take my spot type of demeanor?

by mooncamping on May 14, 2010 7:24 AM EDT

by Villeslgr on May 19, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

It replaced the content of their posts with a user defined message.

Garfield Minus Garfield is brilliant.

Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.

by golanbatrac on May 18, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, nice. Something like “More words from the dork: Blah blah blah” then.

Garfield Minus Garfield is one of those ideas that sounds funny enough if you explain it, but in execution is just shockingly effective. I enjoy that fact that Jim Davis finds it amusing as well.

That's just noise.

by RelapsingDawgCatcher on May 19, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

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