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by Bernie19Kosar on May 24, 2010 11:24 PM EDT
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This is without a doubt the worst part of the NFL season. Free agency is all but done. The draft is over. We are just sitting around waiting for rookies to sign, players to report and camps to start. Lame.
So why don't we get some laughs in? Here is the first ever Dawgs By Nature caption contest. Try your best to keep it clean. Next week I will put up a poll with the previous weeks best (use the Recs to help me out) and crown a winner.
Winner receives a free month long subscription to DBN and a free copy of Mooncamping's Guide to Winning Football.
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“I’m about to get sued for raping a teenager, I play for the Pittsburgh Steelers, AND Robaire Smith is about to fall on top of me? FML.”
PS-
Update: It is 1:53 AM on May 25, 2010. Ben Roethlisberger is still a douche and Pittsburgh still sucks!
by shep615 on May 25, 2010 1:54 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Not the threesome that Big Ben was hoping for.
by Bernie19Kosar on May 25, 2010 2:39 AM EDT reply actions 10 recs
Cleveland Browns (Jason Trusnik and David Bowens) remove Ben Roethlisberger from a girls washroom at Cleveland Browns Stadium. Roethlisberger response “Do you know who I am?”
by BrownsFanRegina on May 25, 2010 4:45 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
I see you managed to get the publishing rights to Mooncamping’s book.
by skipkirk on May 25, 2010 5:05 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
“I swear that I never touched your sisters . . . now get off my back!”
by Buckeye Brad on May 25, 2010 7:39 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I’ve got a couple for you. There might be more on the way.
1) Roethlisberger’s new offseason training proves ineffective as the Browns defenders are neither drunk nor women.
2)The Browns defense reacts after Roethlisberger accidently audibles cat calls and pick-up lines.
3) While sacking Roethlisberger, Trusnik shouts out, “That was my grandma, you perv!”
Colt McCoy... the cure for Cleveland's Eric Berry man-crush.
by dawgtribe on May 25, 2010 8:01 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
number one is pretty good.
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on May 25, 2010 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions
“I’m going down!” And that’s not what she said.
Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?
by Brownie's Year on May 25, 2010 8:52 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Tonight…… You!
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on May 25, 2010 10:12 AM EDT reply actions
This isn’t a caption but I have this picture as the background on my computer. Suck it, Ben.
Columbus til I die, Columbus til I die. I know I am, I swear I am, Columbus til I die!
"Turner, at midcourt...inside it, at the buzzer, GOT IT!!!!"
by Andrew Tolliver on May 25, 2010 10:13 AM EDT reply actions
Two Cleveland men return lost pig to Pittsburgh
by tnbrownie on May 25, 2010 10:32 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
my personal favorite so far.
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on May 25, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
This should absolutely win the no-prize. Hilarious.
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on May 25, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I 2nd this notion.
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on May 25, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
This wins.
Scientific research has proven that you lose exactly 5.37 billion brain cells every time you listen to Todd McShay.
by TheRealSlimShady on May 25, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Excellent!
Unless something better comes up, you got my vote.
Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?
by Brownie's Year on May 25, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Or mooncamping statement.
Scientific research has proven that you lose exactly 5.37 billion brain cells every time you listen to Todd McShay.
by TheRealSlimShady on May 26, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Is this a new Rec record?
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on May 29, 2010 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions
aw man Lisol, you took mine. So here is a more improvised one.
Damn it, I got taken out by a big Man, A country boy, and my career is in the toilet. Ugh… I can’t even get a date. My life sucks.
"We don't take no prisoners! I say we kill'em, every other team! That way we don't got to feed them or nothing!
-Coach Kevin Hockett
Who cares what he says? He’s a Steeler!
Scientific research has proven that you lose exactly 5.37 billion brain cells every time you listen to Todd McShay.
by TheRealSlimShady on May 25, 2010 2:45 PM EDT reply actions
Colt really needs to give Ben some advice about girls.
Scientific research has proven that you lose exactly 5.37 billion brain cells every time you listen to Todd McShay.
by TheRealSlimShady on May 25, 2010 2:46 PM EDT reply actions
Not trying to be a caption BTW
Scientific research has proven that you lose exactly 5.37 billion brain cells every time you listen to Todd McShay.
by TheRealSlimShady on May 25, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
So this is what it feels like… Not bad.
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on May 25, 2010 3:02 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Roethlisberger prepares for his post-football life by practicing not dropping the soap when attacked by angry men."
by Nuclear Power on May 25, 2010 3:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Wrong type of rapist
Scientific research has proven that you lose exactly 5.37 billion brain cells every time you listen to Todd McShay.
by TheRealSlimShady on May 26, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Right. It wasn’t statutory. It was idiocy.
Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?
by Brownie's Year on May 26, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
“where georgia girls come to stick it back at Ben Roethlisberger”
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
Weak.
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on May 26, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah…I gave like a half second of though…plus its not like there aren’t weaker ones here.
Once i typed it I was like, meh…
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
We can all benefit from an Edit/Delete action when no reply has occurred.
Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?
by Brownie's Year on May 27, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
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Jason Trusnik: “I’ll hold him…hehe”
David Bowens: “TICKLE TICKLE…hehe”
Caption
Helmits = $300
Pads = $425
Turning someone into a worthlessburger sammich = Priceless
by Bill Russ on May 28, 2010 7:58 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Spelling lessons. Also priceless.
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on May 28, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
actually once you’re a certain age you probably have to pay for those.
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on May 28, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind cuz he was way behind: he was willin’ to make a deal.
When he came across this young girl sittin’ in a bar and being hot.
The devil jumped up upon his seat and said: “Baby let me tell you what:
I bet you didn’t know it, but I’m hot and sexy too.
And if you’d care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you.
Now you like a partier, girl, but give the devil his due:
I bet a night with me against your soul, cuz I think I’m better than you.”
The girl said: “My name’s Jenny and your hair looks pretty gross,
Now get your fat troll face away from me, I’d rather date a bross.”
Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?
by Brownie's Year on May 28, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
come on…
I am not upset that you poked fun at me, I could care less right now. I am upset you destroyed the lyrics of a good song with a crappy joke.
Thats like putting “shit on a shingle” next to a filet mignon
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
I happen to be a big fan of shit on a shingle and think fillet mignon is overrated, plus I think he did pretty well.
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on May 29, 2010 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I wasn’t poking fun of you. It was just the only thing I could think of that rhymed at the moment. At least I said you’re better than BR.
Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?
by Brownie's Year on May 29, 2010 6:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Probably like you. How do you pronounce ‘bross’? I pronounce it like ‘gross’, but knowing my luck, it’s supposed to sound like ‘boss’ with an ‘r’.
Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?
by Brownie's Year on May 29, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
this is how i have been pronouncing it in my head.
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on May 29, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
same here, i thought b started his first name and ross was his last name
They gone have to stop sleeping on me one day.. I gotta be one of the best
About 3 hours ago by Eric Wright Cleveland Browns – Cornerback
I understand, as a big daddy come and take my spot type of demeanor?
by mooncamping on May 14, 2010 7:24 AM EDT
though brosef (not brossus, my apologies) would be alot cooler
They gone have to stop sleeping on me one day.. I gotta be one of the best
About 3 hours ago by Eric Wright Cleveland Browns – Cornerback
I understand, as a big daddy come and take my spot type of demeanor?
by mooncamping on May 14, 2010 7:24 AM EDT
This sounds downright logical.
Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?
by Brownie's Year on May 29, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I just knew they had internet in the after life.
Paint us some happy trees, bross!!
Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?
by Brownie's Year on May 30, 2010 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions
I wish I was that talented…Who is that guy? he looks familiar from like PBS or something.
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
Yeah, PBS. I used to watch him as a kid. He died a long time ago.
Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?
by Brownie's Year on May 31, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on May 30, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
The more I think about it, he says he’s Jewish. So Ross might not be his last name.
Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?
by Brownie's Year on May 30, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
it is. ross isn’t inherently jewish but it can be. I know people who are jewish with not particularly jewish last names. the name used to be Rossman back in the 30s and Reizenman back in the old country.
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
That’s cool, bro. Last names do change.
My last name, in German, for the last few centuries was Tintelno. Now we’re all Tintelnot.
Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?
by Brownie's Year on May 31, 2010 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah.
Ross is one of those religious ambiguous names. there are a fair amount of jews with the name, but there are also a lot of scottish people with the name (its a scottish name). I am pretty sure all of my names are from great britain (minus england). it is sometimes weird like that.
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
Ahhh, ok. It just sounded like a German last name to me. That’s why I wasn’t sure. Thanks for clarifying.
And I meant to say ‘in Germany’, above. Yes, I did have family that fought for the Nazis because they didn’t want to get killed by them. But I also had American Tintelnot’s who went over and kicked their asses.
Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?
by Brownie's Year on May 31, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah. I have no problem with germans in general. I do understand that many didn’t have much of a choice and there was just terrible brainwashing propoganda over there.
I don’t believe Ross is german. I have always thought it was scottish and I even have a scottish ross family crest somewhere (even though I am 0% scottish)
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
Ooohhh…right, you’re German. I’m sorry, I thought there was something wrong with you.
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
I’m not german…not that there’s anything wrong with that. I am somewhat close.
On my mothers side, I can trace my roots back to the austria-Hungary region with some ancestors living in what is possibly slovakia. No one lived in what is now germany, but there were definitely some ancestors who lived in german speaking countries…however these ancestors have been in america since the post civil war era.
On my dads side, russian. (reizenman or something like that)
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
Vee haff MEAT here in zee BUILDING! MoooOOOooo!
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
Well, you have been calling him Betsy for quite sometime.
by Bernie19Kosar on May 30, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
When I made it, it was my first initial and my last name so like B-Ross
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
I always pronounce is Ross with a B. So Bross.
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on Jun 1, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
its fine. If you actually were poking fun of me, I didn’t care. I just didn’t find it all that great of a joke (though it wasn’t particularly bad)…I just never really seem to enjoy jokes when someone does something like that to a song.
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
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