DBN: Create a Caption
by Bernie19Kosar on May 31, 2010 12:49 AM EDT
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This isn't brain surgery. You know what to do.
As for last week, I think we all know who the winner is, but I threw out the poll anyways. As for this week, I pulled one out of the douchebag. A murder and the Devil himself? This should be a good one.
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The Penguin hides his wallet from a near by Ray Lewis.
Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?
by Brownie's Year on May 31, 2010 1:10 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Who’s got who’s soul ow Satan!!!
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on May 31, 2010 2:52 AM EDT reply actions
*now
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on May 31, 2010 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Another one could be, Lewis: “What now Dick Cheney!” Modell"Oh please give me back my heart pills."
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on May 31, 2010 3:02 AM EDT reply actions
Art Modell and the Constipation Shuffle.
by kennesawmountainwahoo on May 31, 2010 8:56 AM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Why is this old man who´s probably actually real nice in such a ridiculous and boisterous looking photo?
by mooncamping on May 31, 2010 10:50 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
If this is real, this is the most FLAG worthy post of all time.
by Bernie19Kosar on May 31, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
agree
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on May 31, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
oh god, one more, and…
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on May 31, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Recs are meaningless. Just do it.
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
i’ve always been susceptible to peer pressure.
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on May 31, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it has gotten to the point where some users rec 90% of mooncamping’s comments, regardless of what they say.
He has his other aspects do it.
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on May 31, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Guilty.
"Young men, I have no doubt that you're gonna do well today. But I have 1 favor to ask of you... SAVE JIMMY JOHNSON'S ASS FOR ME!" Lou Holtz
by TheRealSlimShady on Jun 1, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
I rec any comment that’s likely to lead to drama and controversy.
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jun 1, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If he’s so nice, why don’t you marry him.
Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?
by Brownie's Year on May 31, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Ban worthy
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on May 31, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Golly gee willikers, Batman! It’s Two-Face and The Penguin!
by Bumblyjack on May 31, 2010 12:16 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I love how B19K put his own entry on the poll. lol
His is really the best one. But I didn’t vote for it because it put nasty images in my head.
Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?
I’m just kidding. Yours is the best one.
Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?
by Brownie's Year on May 31, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn’t get it.
"Young men, I have no doubt that you're gonna do well today. But I have 1 favor to ask of you... SAVE JIMMY JOHNSON'S ASS FOR ME!" Lou Holtz
by TheRealSlimShady on May 31, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
wait til college…you will
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths --- Steven Wright
Oh nevermind, I got Bernie’s. I didn’t get the other one
"Young men, I have no doubt that you're gonna do well today. But I have 1 favor to ask of you... SAVE JIMMY JOHNSON'S ASS FOR ME!" Lou Holtz
by TheRealSlimShady on Jun 1, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
“And then when Cleveland was down — I twisted the knife!” Ravens players all laugh.
Maybe that’s not funny. But that’s what it looks like to me.
by Western Reserve on May 31, 2010 3:46 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Look, Modell’s gone full retard. Ravens player laugh.
by Dawgpound3 on May 31, 2010 5:22 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Modell cringes as he realizes that he will spend an eternity in hell with the man to his right.
"There is a small, but important difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool." - Demitri Martin
by Browns town on May 31, 2010 7:14 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Modell: “So this is how they look when you physically stab someone?”
by 3PON Nemo on May 31, 2010 7:22 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Various thugs and villains celebrate backstage at Art Modell’s Annual “Six Steps To a Crimier You” program.
Actively seeking inspiration for a new handle
by danvail on May 31, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
“Ravens’ Lewis is seen here stabbing Art Modell in the spine causing a deadly seizure. Lewis is caught red handed and Modell dies, all Browns fans can now live in peace.”
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on May 31, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Because it was weak.
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on Jun 1, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Yours was better than that.
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on Jun 1, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s good to see that you have a little self-dialogue to boost your self-esteem.
Art Modell gives me a hard one
by gahnki on Jun 1, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Damn my self accomplishment.
I meant Bross.
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on Jun 1, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Caption
“Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating”
Weak.
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on May 31, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
False
"Young men, I have no doubt that you're gonna do well today. But I have 1 favor to ask of you... SAVE JIMMY JOHNSON'S ASS FOR ME!" Lou Holtz
by TheRealSlimShady on May 31, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
True, it’s very weak.
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on May 31, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
True that its weak, false that he is slim shady
"Young men, I have no doubt that you're gonna do well today. But I have 1 favor to ask of you... SAVE JIMMY JOHNSON'S ASS FOR ME!" Lou Holtz
by TheRealSlimShady on Jun 1, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
why the subject line?
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on May 31, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Why not put all three captions in one comment?
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on May 31, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
and yet you replied to each of them…..
by fogthehorn on May 31, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
To show the ineptitude of what you had done dude.
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on Jun 1, 2010 5:21 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lag.
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on Jun 1, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Ray: Jerk alert. It’s Art.
Art: Hey you guys, we just won the Super Bowl. Can I party with you?
Ray: First you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle.
Art: C’moooon
Ray: Do it.
Art: C’mooooon
Ray: DO IT!!
Art: Ugh
Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?
by Brownie's Year on May 31, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
“If I had a nickel for every time I got mistaken for my twin brother Dick Cheney…..”
by fogthehorn on May 31, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
the one in the wheelchair married to Tara Reid… not “the Dude” from crazy Heart.
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
There’s only one Big Lebowski, and The Dude ain’t him.
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jun 1, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I’m sure Dorn is aware of who he’s talking about.
Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?
by Brownie's Year on Jun 2, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
infamous heel gets tased at prisoners’ rights rally.
by Dawg Nuts on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Not a caption but a suggestion, we should do the limp wristed DA pic next time.
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on Jun 1, 2010 10:16 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Creat a caption
Meanwhile back at Oz, convicted felon Ray Ray makes his chicken meat dance before the dirty deed.
This picture just makes me angry and sad. I got nothin’ else.
"The delusional get what they deserve." - afh4
Good thing I’m the devil, cuz I got nothing to fear from a murderer and a team full of wanabe footballers
"We don't take no prisoners! I say we kill'em, every other team! That way we don't got to feed them or nothing!
-Coach Kevin Hockett
by brownsboy14 on Jun 1, 2010 12:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Art: I took this arm, and I shoved up Cleveland’s tail to the Elbow!
Ray Lewis: Didn’t see it.
"I don't know what no means"
by BenRapelisberger on Jun 1, 2010 12:52 PM EDT reply actions
Onlookers jeer Carpetbaggers attempt to win Southern favor by break dancing.
I'm Polish...what's your excuse?
by Juannieboy on Jun 1, 2010 1:11 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Local Prison to put on I’m a little tea pot musical.
by cfields on Jun 1, 2010 1:27 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Douchebags celebrate a stabbing and a theft.
Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.
by Chris Pokorny on Jun 1, 2010 8:00 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Douchebagscelebrate a stabbing and a theft.
Chris Wins!
Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?
by Brownie's Year on Jun 1, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
People that don’t deserve a caption
"Young men, I have no doubt that you're gonna do well today. But I have 1 favor to ask of you... SAVE JIMMY JOHNSON'S ASS FOR ME!" Lou Holtz
by TheRealSlimShady on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Cleveland finds art’s lack of faith disturbing.
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein
by rufio on Jun 2, 2010 3:48 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
“I sense a strong disturbance in my arse!”
by JustBob on Jun 2, 2010 12:20 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Take your choice…
1. This is the evil you get when you divide by zero
2. Pure. 100%. 200-Proof. Evil.
3. Ray Lewis and friends beam with pride has the gutless wonder retells the story of breaking the hearts of millions of people
4. You know you’re a Browns fan if you vomited before reading this caption
- is true – I am physically ill after looking at this photo and have to down some Pepto.
"Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge..." C. Darwin
Plain Dealer headline:
“Local caterer sued for mixing chocolate exlax into a congratulatory cake”.
by Groza on Jun 2, 2010 5:19 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Art Modell quickly found out what Ray Lewis meant when he said “I hate it when the police tazer me”.
by Bernie19Kosar on Jun 3, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Art: My gaydar just activated. Mr MaLoR must be in the crowd.
Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?
by Brownie's Year on Jun 3, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions 11 recs
Art Modell and Ray Lewis defy the odds and come out, share vows
by fogthehorn on Jun 3, 2010 8:25 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Ray Lewis just “iced” Art Modell.
Art Modell gives me a hard one
by gahnki on Jun 3, 2010 1:31 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
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