DBN: Create a Caption
by Bernie19Kosar on Jun 21, 2010 2:00 AM EDT
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This would be the fourth version of Create a Caption. I reached into the wayback machine and pulled out a favorite fella that we all know and love. Big Romeo.
So go ahead and let our favorite rotund genius have it. As for last weeks Create a Caption, let's pick a winner.
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Romeo Crennel: “Would you guys please play some defense?!”
Ref: “Give ’em a break coach, I was gonna call pass interference anyway.”
Where is the SBN Buckeye blog?
by allovertheplace on Jun 21, 2010 9:01 AM EDT reply actions
Now I’ve told you this a million times Coach. You can’t challenge Interceptions!!
by BrutalMovement on Jun 21, 2010 9:28 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
“Hey ref, you here about that Arby’s Pick 5 for $5.95!”
by bellar on Jun 21, 2010 9:43 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Ghost
“Hey Jerome Harrsion, Get Back on the Bench, you went over your yardage limit!”
by BrownsFanMan442 on Jun 21, 2010 11:03 AM EDT reply actions
(Against Baltimore) Romeo Crennel reacts to a seeing a murderer up-close-and-personal.
Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.
by Chris Pokorny on Jun 21, 2010 11:20 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Referee Ed Loman restrains Cleveland Browns Head Coach Romeo Crennel during Sundays 23-3 loss to the Cincinnati Bengals. The game was interrupted for twenty-three minutes in the third quarter when a man ran out on the field and began ‘humping’ the leg of Browns player Beau Bell. The man, who eluded capture, was described by Paul Brown Stadium Security Chief John Heron as thin and extremely pale. “I’ve never seen anything like it,” said Heron. “The guy was nearly translucent.” Crennel called the incident “disturbing”. Further adding, “We’ll have to get all the coaches together as soon as we get back to Cleveland. We need to figure out who’s responsible for letting Beau Bell on the field.” Bengals Head Coach Marvin Lewis declined to comment on the interruption.
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jun 21, 2010 12:06 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
We need to figure out who’s responsible for letting Beau Bell on the field.
this made me laugh
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on Jun 21, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Ref, can you explain to me what a Coach’s Challenge is?
"Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge..." C. Darwin
by Spidey on Jun 21, 2010 12:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Romeo: “BRAYLON! CATCH THE DAMN BALL!”
B.E.: “…Coach, I’m here in the background.”
Romeo: “Sorry, force of habit.”
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
"Generally there is hoopla involved."
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Jun 21, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Crennel: “Heads!”
Referee: “Coach, the coin flip is over. We did that before the game.”
Crennel: “No, I’m choosing my quarterback for the next series. Quinn, get your helmet on . . . you’re going in.”
by Buckeye Brad on Jun 21, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
The first two lines screamed Steelers joke.
…and then you bombed it. Still funny, but a Steeler joke would’ve been gold.
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on Jun 21, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Romeo: “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
Ref: “Seriously, Romeo, the play is still going on, shut up.”
Romeo: “BAAAAAAAAAAA.”
by Roger Dorn on Jun 21, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Ref: “Hey Coach, take it easy on them, You’re hard enough on them in training camp.”
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on Jun 22, 2010 1:49 AM EDT reply actions
Ref: “Did you see Braylon drop that pass?”
Romeo: “Yes I seen the damn drop….BRAYLON, you suck!”
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths --- Steven Wright
Not funny, but Braylon jokes have to be rec’d
"Young men, I have no doubt that you're gonna do well today. But I have 1 favor to ask of you... SAVE JIMMY JOHNSON'S ASS FOR ME!" Lou Holtz
by TheRealSlimShady on Jun 24, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
“Whataya mean, I shoulda lost like 130 pounds b4 training camp?!?!?”
by RelapsingDawgCatcher on Jun 22, 2010 1:06 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
my favorite
"Young men, I have no doubt that you're gonna do well today. But I have 1 favor to ask of you... SAVE JIMMY JOHNSON'S ASS FOR ME!" Lou Holtz
by TheRealSlimShady on Jun 24, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
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Coach Romeo Crennel and an unnamed official react in horror to yet another mauling of what was allegedly an NFL team in Cleveland Browns colors. The tragic beating began shortly after 1 p.m. and continued for several hours.
ROMEO: What the hell are they doing to my players?!
REF: Easy coach. It’s just tackling. You know. That thing that you, er, that other coaches teach in practice.
by JustBob on Jun 22, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Ref: “For the last time coach,I’ve not been behind center since highschool”.
RC: “Aww c’mon man I’ve watched you throw flags,have you seen my depth chart”?
by Groza on Jun 22, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Ref: Now, hold on coach, I understand you all have a bad QB situation up here, but I’m counting 5 guys out there under center. We’re playing football here, not adding fractions!
Crennel: Wassup!!!!!!
Dude on the left: Dammit, not this crap again. I thought he was working with Coors now.
Dude with the headset on: Football? This ain’t no damn football. My little nephew’s pop warner team could beat these chumps. Damn, who farted? Smells like Pittsburgh out here.
Guy that just passed gas standing behind the ref: (inhalation) Aaahhhhh!! Yep, that was a good one. Wish I could bottle that one for later.
Crennel: Wassup!!!!
Everyone else: Can’t believe we’re getting paid for this.
Crennel: Wassup!!!!
They gone have to stop sleeping on me one day.. I gotta be one of the best
About 3 hours ago by Eric Wright Cleveland Browns – Cornerback
I understand, as a big daddy come and take my spot type of demeanor?
by mooncamping on May 14, 2010 7:24 AM EDT
Coaches and officials react in astonishment after Braylon Edwards holds on to a pass.
Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.
by Chris Pokorny on Jun 23, 2010 12:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
…Just saying though, he’s on the sidelines in the background.
Still, if he caught a warmup pass, OMG HE CAUGHT IT!
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on Jun 23, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I dunno, I’m not convinced that I see Braylon.
Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.
by Chris Pokorny on Jun 23, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Right between the ref and white dude. You can see his stupid stache. Also, he had a robot RB facemask. Which that is.
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on Jun 23, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
might be the depth of the picture, but that guy looks shorter
They gone have to stop sleeping on me one day.. I gotta be one of the best
About 3 hours ago by Eric Wright Cleveland Browns – Cornerback
I understand, as a big daddy come and take my spot type of demeanor?
by mooncamping on May 14, 2010 7:24 AM EDT
I don’t think it’s him.
Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.
by Chris Pokorny on Jun 23, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Like I said to BB, you’re seeing depth perception. He’s clearly not focused in which alludes to him being farther off in the picture. I have no doubt in my mind that’s him.
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on Jun 23, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
K. If that’s Quinn over the ref’s left shoulder, then it’s Edwards. They’re both the same height.
I think it’s Edwards. No doubt!!
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Jun 24, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s not Quinn; the guy behind the ref is wearing a winter jacket, as if he was a coach or trainer or someone. He’s not a player.
by Buckeye Brad on Jun 24, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
What? You can’t even see the said guy’s body!! The only body you can see there is the coach with the black beanie. And based on the picture, all the coaches are wearing black beanies. Look closer. All you can see is coach.
The man in the orange beanie is obviously standing parallel to the field and looking to his right.
Plus the picture was taken at a low level, so the taller people 5 yards further would look even or shorter then the people at the focal point. It’s that simple.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Jun 25, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Either way, the guy isn’t Edwards. He’s much too short. Look at him compared to the players behind him; the guy in the jersey ending in a 6 is almost a full head taller than him (and he’s only a little bit behind him so that difference can’t be explained by “depth perception” or anything else). It simply can’t be Braylon.
by Buckeye Brad on Jun 25, 2010 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions
I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s Steptoe.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Jun 25, 2010 7:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Ghosts don’t go on IR.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Jun 26, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
that’s actually who i thought it was, but then i was thinking the Ghost couldn’t appear in pictures during real games
They gone have to stop sleeping on me one day.. I gotta be one of the best
About 3 hours ago by Eric Wright Cleveland Browns – Cornerback
I understand, as a big daddy come and take my spot type of demeanor?
by mooncamping on May 14, 2010 7:24 AM EDT
Then he’d be a Vampire.
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on Jun 27, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Wouldn’t that make Alex Hall (#96 on the far left) about 7 feet tall?
by Bernie19Kosar on Jul 1, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
No way that’s Braylon; the player in that picture is way too short.
by Buckeye Brad on Jun 23, 2010 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude. Depth perception.
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on Jun 23, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, I am aware of depth perception. But look at the players next to him — they’re taller than him and appear to be at about the same depth. That’s not Braylon.
by Buckeye Brad on Jun 23, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s not a moustache. It’s the shadow cast by the bar on his facemask (see also: his forehead).
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jun 23, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Point taken. But I still think that’s his face.
"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."
by SpecialBrownie on Jun 23, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Bernie, can you tell us what game (and what website) you pulled this photo from? Maybe we can narrow things down and find out if Braylon was on the field at the time.
Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.
Also, I found the picture. It’s from a 2008 game against Cincinnati. And here’s a picture of Braylon from that same game and you can see that he has a beard, so the picture above clearly is not Braylon.
by Buckeye Brad on Jun 23, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks, that’s what I was trying to see.
If I’m trying to ID the player though, my guess would be Jason Wright.
Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.
by Chris Pokorny on Jun 23, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Depth perception, dude.
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jun 23, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Not only removes height but also hair
They gone have to stop sleeping on me one day.. I gotta be one of the best
About 3 hours ago by Eric Wright Cleveland Browns – Cornerback
I understand, as a big daddy come and take my spot type of demeanor?
by mooncamping on May 14, 2010 7:24 AM EDT
by Villeslgr on Jun 24, 2010 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
“Ahhhh, excuse me Ref. If you were Bill Belichick, what play would you call right now?”
Colt McCoy... the cure for Cleveland's Eric Berry man-crush.
Hold on, let me see if they can rewind the tape.
Blah, poorly executed, but oh well it’s late.
They gone have to stop sleeping on me one day.. I gotta be one of the best
About 3 hours ago by Eric Wright Cleveland Browns – Cornerback
I understand, as a big daddy come and take my spot type of demeanor?
by mooncamping on May 14, 2010 7:24 AM EDT
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