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Again, this doesn't need much introduction.

After last week, I decided to make sure that this weeks photo is much less evil.  So, open up both barrels and let loose on two of the greatest QB's to ever wear Orange and Brown.

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Pick last weeks winner
Art Modell and the Constipation Shuffle.
29 votes
"And then when Cleveland was down — I twisted the knife!" Ravens players all laugh.
79 votes
Douchebags celebrate a stabbing and a theft.
63 votes
Art: My gaydar just activated. Mr MaLoR must be in the crowd.
17 votes
infamous heel gets tased at prisoners’ rights rally.
46 votes

234 votes | Poll has closed

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Did you hear bro? We’ve set never-seen-before, in-your-face-un-bloody-believable QB ratings! I mean, we’re talking like, records bro!

by skipkirk on Jun 7, 2010 8:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Derek: Don’t worry about the last game, I threw 5int’s in one game and didn’t get benched
Brady: I forgot about that, I should be good then

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths --- Steven Wright

by Kimble_79 on Jun 7, 2010 8:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Anderson: “How accurate are your passes?”
Quinn: “Thiiiiis accurate.”
Anderson: “ME TOO!”
(Both laugh)

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by theW0LF on Jun 7, 2010 9:24 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

This has political correctness written all over it.

Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?

by Brownie's Year on Jun 7, 2010 9:29 AM EDT reply actions  

OH, B19K, I didn’t intend my MaLoR crack to be entered in the voting process. He just pissed me off that night. Plus it won’t get votes because not everyone knows who he is.
But you gave me a good Monday morning laugh by putting it up :D

Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?

by Brownie's Year on Jun 7, 2010 9:38 AM EDT reply actions  

ha, I voted for it

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths --- Steven Wright

by Kimble_79 on Jun 7, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I voted for it.

Art Modell gives me a hard one

by gahnki on Jun 7, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quinn’s obsessioni with Yugioh: The Abidged Series went too far when he decided to show Derek what one of Uncle Melvin’s world famous ‘hugs’ was like.

by BrownDawg1409 on Jun 7, 2010 9:44 AM EDT reply actions  

I’ll be amazed if anyone gets tha reference. :P

by BrownDawg1409 on Jun 7, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I sure didn’t. lol

Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?

by Brownie's Year on Jun 7, 2010 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, at least I got a ‘lol’ from it.

by BrownDawg1409 on Jun 9, 2010 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

“Come give me a hug Cuddle Bunny.”

by 3PON Nemo on Jun 7, 2010 9:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Cleveland’s famous Canal Pals give each other a wink and a smile after realizing they both still have jobs mid way through the 2009 season.

Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?

by Brownie's Year on Jun 7, 2010 9:59 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

he isn’t what he once was physically…

I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.

by bross09 on Jun 8, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey now, Kellen was great for us for about 19 games.

"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein

by rufio on Jun 8, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

out of 44 career games…not exactly “great”

Columbus til I die, Columbus til I die. I know I am, I swear I am, Columbus til I die!

"Turner, at midcourt...inside it, at the buzzer, GOT IT!!!!"

by Andrew Tolliver on Jun 9, 2010 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s the joke.

"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein

by rufio on Jun 9, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

We are family, I got all my sisters with me…….

For the love of Joe Thomas.....

by North Coast Flea on Jun 7, 2010 10:22 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

It’s hug a bum day!

For the love of Joe Thomas.....

by North Coast Flea on Jun 7, 2010 10:23 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

the first and last ones are easily the best.

I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.

by notthatnoise on Jun 7, 2010 10:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Wow. Spoken like a true fan of any Cleveland franchise. Well done.

by Western Reserve on Jun 7, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think this one wins

"Smokescreen."

by jaws. on Jun 7, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

FLAG

Actively seeking inspiration for a new handle

by danvail on Jun 7, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

If this ever happened, I’d give up on pro football…..

Columbus til I die, Columbus til I die. I know I am, I swear I am, Columbus til I die!

"Turner, at midcourt...inside it, at the buzzer, GOT IT!!!!"

by Andrew Tolliver on Jun 7, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

“…and then she said, " I ’m afraid your performance on the field has a carry-over affect"…I am surrounded by critics!"

I'm Polish...what's your excuse?

by Juannieboy on Jun 7, 2010 11:04 AM EDT reply actions  

“I missed that receiver by a mile!” “Ha ha ha!”

by BuenosAires_Dawg on Jun 7, 2010 11:10 AM EDT reply actions  

“I would hug you too, but then it may confirm we just don’t figuratively suck.”

by Nuclear Power on Jun 7, 2010 11:25 AM EDT reply actions  

We have a winner.

Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.

by golanbatrac on Jun 7, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Straight theft.

Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?

by Brownie's Year on Jun 7, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, I voted for yours in the poll and decided to Carlos Mencia it.

by Roger Dorn on Jun 7, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Ned Dorn

Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?

by Brownie's Year on Jun 7, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i sense a “create-a-caption” meme

I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.

by notthatnoise on Jun 7, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anderson: “Hey Quinn, LOL, if I follow the pattern of your arm to your head and to your other arm, it makes a ‘W’”

Quinn: “LOL, and if I follow your head to your arm, it makes an ‘L’!”

Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.

by Chris Pokorny on Jun 7, 2010 1:12 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

“See what I mean? If we use Daboll’s new offensive scheme and only throw this far, the rest of the year will go just fine!”

by RelapsingDawgCatcher on Jun 7, 2010 1:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Giggling like school children: “See, we are touching each other without using our hands!”

Sorry, I know — crude.

by Western Reserve on Jun 7, 2010 1:51 PM EDT reply actions  

SwordFIGHT!

Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.

by golanbatrac on Jun 7, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?

by Brownie's Year on Jun 7, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths --- Steven Wright

by Kimble_79 on Jun 7, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

If that’s what they are doing, you must think they both have 12in….. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?

by Brownie's Year on Jun 7, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brady Quinn did that Subway footlong commercial for a reason.

"Young men, I have no doubt that you're gonna do well today. But I have 1 favor to ask of you... SAVE JIMMY JOHNSON'S ASS FOR ME!" Lou Holtz

by TheRealSlimShady on Jun 7, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?

by Brownie's Year on Jun 7, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is gettin ugly.

by Dawg Nuts on Jun 8, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on. Keep it PG boys!

Colt McCoy... the cure for Cleveland's Eric Berry man-crush.

by dawgtribe on Jun 9, 2010 3:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is Brady Quinn’s and Derek Anderson’s version of “flashing talent”.

Actively seeking inspiration for a new handle

by danvail on Jun 7, 2010 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Derek Anderson’s second gay photo. Coincedence? I think not.

"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."

by SpecialBrownie on Jun 7, 2010 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?

by Brownie's Year on Jun 7, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Of course.

"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."

by SpecialBrownie on Jun 7, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Career backups ponder unusual refs singal not seen in years.

by Groza on Jun 7, 2010 3:20 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I voted for a write in: People that don’t deserve a caption

"Young men, I have no doubt that you're gonna do well today. But I have 1 favor to ask of you... SAVE JIMMY JOHNSON'S ASS FOR ME!" Lou Holtz

by TheRealSlimShady on Jun 7, 2010 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

This isn’t a caption, but I’ve noticed that there is an EAS Myoplex curse.

Quick think of the two QBs that have done commercials for that stuff: Quinn and Hasselback.

Now think of the last time they didn’t finish the year hurt…

"Young men, I have no doubt that you're gonna do well today. But I have 1 favor to ask of you... SAVE JIMMY JOHNSON'S ASS FOR ME!" Lou Holtz

by TheRealSlimShady on Jun 7, 2010 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Or maybe Myoplex is just bad for you.

"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."

by SpecialBrownie on Jun 7, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quinn: Let’s chestbump after every pick-6!
Anderson: Hope you’ve been working out…

by Uriah33 on Jun 7, 2010 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

“Wow, you’re right D! It is hard to turn one arm forward and the other backward at the same time!.” “This is what I do all practice, I’ve gotten good.”

"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."

by SpecialBrownie on Jun 7, 2010 5:30 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Anderson: Dude, I can totally see your nipples through that jersey! Can you see mine?

by JustBob on Jun 7, 2010 6:08 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

“PURPLE NURPLE!” “OUCH! …HEY COACH MANGINI!”

"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."

by SpecialBrownie on Jun 7, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quinn: I am king of the world and I am going to the superbowl.
Anderson: Settle down princess this is my team to ruin.

Ya must have rocks in ya head to work in Iraq?
Yeah but at least mine are shiny!

by Suppa Bob on Jun 7, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Derek: Why do you get all the girls?
Brady: Cause im hung like this
….now im done

Holmgren for President, of the World

by BrownEye on Jun 8, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

EWWWWWWWW

Stop with the penis jokes!!!

Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?

by Brownie's Year on Jun 8, 2010 1:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Quinn: Why do i feel like singing the hokey pokey.
Anderson: Sing it I live it la la la .

Ya must have rocks in ya head to work in Iraq?
Yeah but at least mine are shiny!

by Suppa Bob on Jun 8, 2010 2:32 AM EDT reply actions  

38 interceptions on the wall…38 interceptions…..take a TD off the board…..39 interceptions on the wall……

by sleepy042 on Jun 8, 2010 9:26 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

yes

Who will be my role model, now that my role model is gone?

by Brownie's Year on Jun 8, 2010 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

DA: You really have to extend those arms to make the T letter pop out……..
BQ: I really hope I can work this out……If I am the T in TEBOW, then maybe I’ll get some TV time during the games this season!!!

by Big Daddy Hickman on Jun 8, 2010 9:31 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

DA: Coach Mangini said if we didn’t have more than 12 incomplete passes this week he’d take us to Chuck E Cheese with his kids!
BQ; Whooooohoooooo!!!! Wait is that in a half or all game?

by sleepy042 on Jun 8, 2010 12:38 PM EDT reply actions  

C a C

No Derrick, the Dirty Bird is like This!!!!

by Bill Russ on Jun 8, 2010 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Derek: If you were a chick, who’s the one guy you’d sleep with?

Derek and Brady simultaneously: John Stamos.

Derek: What?
Brady: Did we just become best friends?

Actively seeking inspiration for a new handle

by danvail on Jun 8, 2010 2:35 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

I’m teabagging your helmet!

"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."

by SpecialBrownie on Jun 8, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Browns quarterback Brady Quinn pretends to hold Lombardi Trophies in
preparation for upcoming Subway commercial. Derek Anderson offers
advice.

by RebuildingDecade on Jun 8, 2010 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

September 5, 2008 – Browns quarterbacks Derek Anderson and Brady Quinn participate in an exercise at practice Thursday after Head Coach Romeo Crennel informed them that whoever could hold their arms out to the side the longest would be the starting quarterback in Sunday’s game against Dallas.

by Dawg Nuts on Jun 8, 2010 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

If I read this outside of the context of this thread, I’d have no problem believing it was true.

Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.

by golanbatrac on Jun 8, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah

Actively seeking inspiration for a new handle

by danvail on Jun 8, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pooooolice!! some one stole my idear!

Ya must have rocks in ya head to work in Iraq?
Yeah but at least mine are shiny!

by Suppa Bob on Jun 9, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did you make a comment similar to mine? If so, I didn’t remember reading it. Sorry, I wasn’t trying to steal your idea.

by Buckeye Brad on Jun 9, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

A teacher promoting plagiarism, so sad.

"Spartans never die Jorge. They're just missing in action."

by SpecialBrownie on Jun 9, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

no worries just kidding!

Ya must have rocks in ya head to work in Iraq?
Yeah but at least mine are shiny!

by Suppa Bob on Jun 12, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Teammates Anderson and Quinn realize NFL quarterback quest is a futile undertaking. Instead they wisely use practice time to prepare for upcoming season of dancing with the stars!

by j.hall on Jun 8, 2010 4:08 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Two local atheletes found guilty of talent fraud, laugh all the way to bank. Last seen headed west, story at ten.

by Groza on Jun 8, 2010 4:40 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Nice!

Ya must have rocks in ya head to work in Iraq?
Yeah but at least mine are shiny!

by Suppa Bob on Jun 9, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

DA: Let’s do “rock, paper, scissors” for who gets to start for the Browns in 2010.
BQ: You’re going down

by violentP on Jun 8, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Hooray! We’re mediocre!!!

by Onyx Lightning on Jun 9, 2010 2:51 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

“No not like that, Brady. This is the flashing technique that made me a pro-bowler. Keep doing it this way and you’ll never leave Cleveland.”

Colt McCoy... the cure for Cleveland's Eric Berry man-crush.

by dawgtribe on Jun 9, 2010 3:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Hahaha. Very, very well done! Awesome.

Columbus til I die, Columbus til I die. I know I am, I swear I am, Columbus til I die!

"Turner, at midcourt...inside it, at the buzzer, GOT IT!!!!"

We're the Big Ten, who the F@*# are YOU??!?!?!

by Andrew Tolliver on Jun 9, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch thats going to leave a mark

Ya must have rocks in ya head to work in Iraq?
Yeah but at least mine are shiny!

by Suppa Bob on Jun 12, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

New interception record! Chest bump!

by JustBob on Jun 9, 2010 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

DA — See Brady, I told you if you did everything exactly like me you would be traded too!!
BQ — Gosh Derek, thanx you were right. Now we both suck the same too!!

by WilliamL on Jun 9, 2010 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Create a Caption

Look’s like this year we finally get the hell out of Cleveland!

by jimgreen8c on Jun 9, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

“Just think, by this time next year I’ll be on Border Patrol and you’ll be on the Suicide Hotline.”

Colt McCoy... the cure for Cleveland's Eric Berry man-crush.

by dawgtribe on Jun 10, 2010 3:42 AM EDT reply actions  

DA & BQ in harmony:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto,Domo! Domo!

by sleepy042 on Jun 10, 2010 10:13 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

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