Joe Thomas Will Grace Us!
Through some great contacts and outrageous luck, I have been able to set up an interview with Joe Thomas.
So I am asking Dawgsbynature.com, what questions do you have for the greatest Left Tackle in the NFL? I obviously won't be able to ask them all, but I will pick a few of the best.
I have about 48 hours before I need them, so give me your best questions.
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Will you marry us?
Art Modell gives me a hard one
by gahnki on Jul 13, 2010 4:28 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
We don’t want B19K getting hammered in there. lol
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 13, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec
"Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge..." C. Darwin
by Spidey on Jul 13, 2010 6:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
When you went fishing on the day of the 2007 NFL Entry Draft what did you catch?
by BrownsFanRegina on Jul 13, 2010 4:39 PM EDT reply actions
That was my first thought. LOL
However if we loose Joe, it will make a difference to me, unlike LaBoob.
I actually remember it being some sort brown bass or something.
by BrownDawg1409 on Jul 14, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Do you plan to staying loyal to the city of Cleveland and retiring as a Cleveland Brown?
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Is this really necessary? Who knows where he and the organization will be when he is a free agent? Are we going to ask the Browns organization if they are going to stay loyal to him if — Joe Thomas forbid — he blows out his knee and his career ends tomorrow?
by TheDriveStillHurts on Jul 13, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I said, “Joe Thomas forbid” — also, I am not superstitious about that; something bad is not going to happen because the possibility gets mentioned somewhere on the internets.
by TheDriveStillHurts on Jul 13, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it’s fair to ask something similar, like all things being fair would you like to see yourself retire as a Cleveland Brown?
Absolutely.
But look at the tone of the question: “do you plan to stay loyal to the City of Cleveland”? Come on. He has more of an obligation to his family and to himself than to the City, and I can think of many reasons why under certain circumstances I would not blame him for leaving. In most of those case, it would be the organization’s fault and we should then be asking the organization why it was not “loyal” to the fans.
by TheDriveStillHurts on Jul 13, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently you do not have a sense of humor.
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Is Colt McCoy’s accent hard to understand in the huddle, and does he yodel?
by OSUMoneyball on Jul 13, 2010 5:41 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
i like this line of questioning.
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on Jul 13, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Really? A Texan accent not being understood? have you ever heard a Texan speak? I grew up in the extreme South of NM (less than 80 miles from Texas), and everyone there has an accent, but they do not yodel. I now live in North texas and the accent is slowly coming back, but still no yodelling going on. I can talk and understand anyone from any region of the USA.
Ask him if he used to go Cow tippin with the Windthorst Texas boys.
Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?
Relax, I was just playing off of Jon Gruden in his “QB Camp” thing, he had on ESPN.
by OSUMoneyball on Jul 14, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
You have an obsessive, no, make that downright cultish following on Dawgs By Nature. How do you feel about being routinely mentioned as the greatest player on your team?
by RelapsingDawgCatcher on Jul 13, 2010 5:44 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Genuinely, I’d like this asked. He must know we idolize him.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Jul 13, 2010 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
This is what I was going to say. Good job.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 13, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
You have an obsessive, no, make that downright cultish following on Dawgs By Nature.
I’d ask if he is aware of it, as well.
by TheDriveStillHurts on Jul 13, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
How do you feel about being routinely mentioned as the greatest playeron your teamin the NFL?
Fixed
How do you feel about beingroutinely mentioned asthe greatest playeron your team in the NFLever?
They gone have to stop sleeping on me one day.. I gotta be one of the best
About 3 hours ago by Eric Wright Cleveland Browns – Cornerback
I understand, as a big daddy come and take my spot type of demeanor?
by mooncamping on May 14, 2010 7:24 AM EDT
How do you feel about beingroutinely mentioned asthe greatest lifeform in the history of earth’s existence?player on your team in the NFL?
This leaves open the possibility that there are greater, non-living things here on Earth and also that there are things outside of Earth somewhere in the universe better than Joe Thomas. In other words, I’m surprised no one is yet to correct you in block quote form.
by Western Reserve on Jul 15, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
here comes the pain train……
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on Jul 15, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions
i think the problem that we all have is that our feeble words can’t do justice to the legend of joe thomas.
by Dawg Nuts on Jul 15, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nicely riffed, all. This thread demonstrates the Joe Thomas cult here better than any summary you could write up….
by RelapsingDawgCatcher on Jul 17, 2010 3:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Without getting into specifically phrased questions, I would like to glean the following from the interview:
1. What he considers his strengths are as a lineman, and where he believes he can still improve
2. His outlook for the offense compared to last year and more specifically how he expects the offensive line to play, ie can they continue the kind of dominance they experienced down the stretch
3. He has been through a number of rapid organizational changes already, how does he view the current se-up and if the attitude and atmosphere in Berea have gone through a noticeable change, either positive or negative.
If I can think of more I will definitely post.
by Roger Dorn on Jul 13, 2010 5:53 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Yeah, that would be interesting. Also, how often do players on the team hang out outside of the team facilities? What do they do when they have free time during training camp? Who are the funniest guys on the team?
by Buckeye Brad on Jul 13, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I remember reading somewhere that he was best-friends-forever with Hank Fraley. Or if not best-friends-forever, at the very least, hunting and drinking buddies.
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 16, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
harder to give up internet than you thought?
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on Jul 17, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope. Trying moderation first. Computer is out of my studio (which was the problem), and I only log on once per day on Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
So far, so good.
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
that is probably a better approach than just fully giving it up.
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on Jul 19, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Great questions. Hopefully, you can get some specifics out of him:
What are the key differences between today and the end of last season in terms of preparation, offensive philosophy, and roles?
How does it feel to have a veteran QB? What has he noticed about how Jake as an offensive leader? Does Jake play the “when I was playing in the Super Bowl…” card to sound important in conversations?
How does he prep for specific players he will face each week? Besides filmwork, how does he psyche himself up?
Is the Pro Bowl and it’s festivities boring now for him? What’s the best part?
"Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge..." C. Darwin
by Spidey on Jul 13, 2010 6:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Out of all the other linemen in the NFL (not on the Browns), who does he most admire/would he like to work with? Something along those lines.
How much can he bench press? Because I can throw up like 150 POUNDS, so you know I’m pretty awesome.
I can throw up like 150 POUNDS
Biggie, you gotta stop eating so much. That’s not healthy, dude.
Colt McCoy... the cure for Cleveland's Eric Berry man-crush.
Ha
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on Jul 14, 2010 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh… wow.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Jul 14, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
No, when he pancaked God.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Jul 13, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
thank you, i was hoping someone would get it.
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on Jul 14, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
First, congrats to DBN and B19K, this is awesome.
My questions:
We hear a lot about the importance of continuity of an offensive line unit, how important is it? Do you notice a difference if you have a different LG or C than you are used to?
Any thoughts on the Big Ten adding Nebraska or expansion generally?
What is one major thing holding the Browns back from being a playoff team this year?
Toughest individual match up for you in the AFC North? The NFL? Your football career?
Favorite sports team (besides Wisconsin and the Browns)?
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Toughest individual match up for you in the AFC North? The NFL? Your football career?
Was thinking this same thing. All good questions though.
by Western Reserve on Jul 13, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
1) There’s talk of converting the last two exhibition games to regular season games. What do you think about it?
2) Does including the wildcat make your job easier or harder? What kind of challenges does it give you?
3) Most OL labor in obscurity. You are regarded not only as one of the team’s best players, but a fan favorite and, for lack of a better phrase, “our kind of guy.” How do you think that happened and what do you think about it.
What is your position on the role of government in supporting innovation in the field of biotechnology?
“Recent research has shown the empirical evidence for globalization of corporate innovation is very limited. And as a corollary, the market for technologies is shrinking.
As a world leader, it is important for America to provide systematic research grants for our scientists. I believe there will always be a need for us to have a well-articulated innovation policy with emphasis on human resource development. Thank you."
by BrownsFanRegina on Jul 14, 2010 3:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Joe Thomas for president!
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on Jul 14, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
1) Would you like to see a play where you are designated as eligible so you score a TD? [For the DBN community, we can debate whether such a TD would be worth more than a standard TD because it was scored by Joe Thomas.]
2) Not including yourself, who in your opinion is the best LT in the league? in history?
by TheDriveStillHurts on Jul 13, 2010 7:48 PM EDT reply actions
1) of course it would be worth more
2) I would like to leave him the option of saying himself, just to see if he’s ballsy enough to do it.
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on Jul 14, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
I like this question. Remember many years ago, the Jets used Jumbo to score that way, and he did it with style. I would love to see Joe get a slick handoff and bowl his way over the Steelers interior for a TD. That would be better than having the Squealers QB sacked 8 times on my birthday.
Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?
Who is the better writer? Grossi or Egan?
Or a more polite way of asking: Who does he read first?
"Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge..." C. Darwin
by Spidey on Jul 13, 2010 11:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
How do you feel about Josh Cribbs moving to right tackle?
Let Cribbs play DE too
by RebuildingDecade on Jul 13, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
Which artists have the privilege of letting Joe Thomas here their music?
"Young men, I have no doubt that you're gonna do well today. But I have 1 favor to ask of you... SAVE JIMMY JOHNSON'S ASS FOR ME!" Lou Holtz
by TheRealSlimShady on Jul 13, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
Call me blasphemous, but I’m preety sure that both Joe Thomas, and Josh Cribbs are both equally talented. Don’t get me wrong, I love Joe Thomas, but I think that He, and Josh Cribbs should both recieve over 9,000 points for a touchdown. ;) see if he agrees with this.
"We don't take no prisoners! I say we kill'em, every other team! That way we don't got to feed them or nothing!
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by brownsboy14 on Jul 13, 2010 10:26 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I am calling you blasphemous.
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on Jul 14, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
look out dude, the pain train’s coming; and its loaded with pancakes.
by Dawg Nuts on Jul 14, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Excellent snag on the interview, wish I could pull something like that off for BTSC. Should be a good read, he seems like a real down to earth guy, and he is certainly a great player, best tackle in football.
I’d like to know who he considers his toughest matchup within the division, he sees some good pass rushers, and not much gets by him.
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by NYSteelersFan4 on Jul 13, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
Describe his first meetings with Holmgren. How has the team changed since Holmgren took charge and Heckert came on board?
"Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge..." C. Darwin
by Spidey on Jul 13, 2010 11:15 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Will you ever Twit?
They gone have to stop sleeping on me one day.. I gotta be one of the best
About 3 hours ago by Eric Wright Cleveland Browns – Cornerback
I understand, as a big daddy come and take my spot type of demeanor?
by mooncamping on May 14, 2010 7:24 AM EDT
Tweet*.
Twit is past tense and Twat is the past tense of the past tense, like had.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Jul 14, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Twat also has another, more hilarious meaning.
"Quote goes here."
by Adrock2099 on Jul 14, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I know what it is, but I prefer calling it “twit” because that’s how most people come across when they post stuff on there.
They gone have to stop sleeping on me one day.. I gotta be one of the best
About 3 hours ago by Eric Wright Cleveland Browns – Cornerback
I understand, as a big daddy come and take my spot type of demeanor?
by mooncamping on May 14, 2010 7:24 AM EDT
by Villeslgr on Jul 14, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hardesty or Harrison?
Maybe a quick question on how the backs differ and if he thinks the Browns can carry over the success they had in the last few games running the football.
Do Joe Thomas and Chuck Norris come from the same planet? Or are they from Earth, but products of the same top-secret military science experiment?
Were you ever NOT the top option at your position when playing football?
How was it playing for Barry Alvarez at UW? How did his and his staff’s coaching affect your view and approach to the game of Football?
How was the transfer from Alvarez to Bielema?
I am of the opinion that playing offensive line in the Big 10 is a huge honor. In order to be an O-lineman in the Big 10 you have to be among the best. How much fun was it to play tackle in the Big 10? And who were the hardest people to block in your college days?
(can you tell im a Wisconsin and a Big 10 fan)
We forgive you. Wisconsin cant be all bad, they gave us Joe Thomas and Cheese…..
Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?
My dad did gymnastics and played football for University of Wisconsin, and I went to Kent State. I got kind of sick of all the bandwagon OSU fans everywhere I went. Now, I always root for Big 10 teams against anyone (except for MAC teams, and I’ll never actively root for Michigan) and I always root for OSU against anyone in the Big 10 (except for Wisconsin) by virtue of being from Ohio.
All that being said, I about jizzed my pants when the Browns picked Thomas. I watched him all his years at Wisconsin and was hoping beyond hope that the Brownies would pick him up. Joe was amazing at Wisconsin, and he has lived up to everything he showed us while he was there.
What would be his ideal O-Line?
If he could put together the perfect OL, who would be on it?
If he could play in any era, which one would it be?
What HOF QBs and RBs would he love to block for?
If he could play any other position, which would it be?
Colt McCoy... the cure for Cleveland's Eric Berry man-crush.
You should really ask him to join DBN.
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on Jul 14, 2010 10:14 AM EDT reply actions
Some sites have been fortunate enough to have a player on their roster do something like write a small weekly column (imagine what Abe Elam does on his personal blog, but instead if he did it on DBN).
Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.
by Chris Pokorny on Jul 14, 2010 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Who’s the toughes person to block in practice other than Shaun Rodgers? Who do you feel is the team’s best pass rusher? (Who better to ask than the guy who’s gotta block them?) And is it true that if I kill you, I become you?
You can’t kill a deity.
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on Jul 14, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I’m surprised it wasn’t a question about Steinbach’s ass.
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on Jul 14, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I’m moving to fullback? (j/k)
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on Jul 14, 2010 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
More ideas that come to mind…
Can he describe last season? The season had a lot of turmoil and a large number of people were calling for the coach’s head. The GM was fired. QBs were shuffled. Losses kept mounting. In the middle of it, the owner hired a new president with a big name. What was going on in the locker room?
Then things started to click. (for me, it was the 2nd half of the San Diego game). Did he notice a change? When did that happen?
Finally, what is it like to be stared down by Lerner has you are walking off the field after a loss???
"Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge..." C. Darwin
by Spidey on Jul 14, 2010 1:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Where can I buy JT juice, because clearly Mack is buying a crapload.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
do you feel that police officers illegally target teenagers and profile them as underage drinkers?
by Dawg Nuts on Jul 14, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
We should have him settle all of our past neurotic arguments.
“Mr. Thomas, do you feel that Hitler, as reported on DBN, did some ‘good things’ "
“Mr. Thomas, is there a difference between drunk, emotional posting and premeditated jackassery?”
“Mr. Thomas, what did the Founders really mean when they wrote the second amendment?”
“Mr. Thomas, is Eric Steinbach’s ass really suited for nose tackle?”
“Mr. Thomas, what do you believe America’s energy-focus should be in the next ten years?”
Art Modell gives me a hard one
by gahnki on Jul 14, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Hey, that second question is about me. I’m famous.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 14, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Now that I have accomplished so much, I guess I’ll change my name and start over. Begin slow and subtle and then build up to celebrity status, again.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 14, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
It was about Rufio.
Wow.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Jul 14, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
You’re just jealous.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 14, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
You guys couldn’t tell I was being sarcastic? That’s funny.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 15, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
which comment was supposed to be sarcastic?
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on Jul 15, 2010 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions
All three. Don’t drink, don’t get emotional, and definitely don’t premeditate.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 15, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
so you really didn’t think the second one was about you? what’s the point of your comments then?
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on Jul 16, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I made it sound like the comment was about me and me only. Just playing around.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 16, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
you sound like a really interesting person.
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by Ryan Kelsey on Jul 17, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait, do I perform premeditated jackassery?
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Jul 15, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey man. The little shot I took at you, that got deleted and not sure if you replied, was a complete joke. I know non of what I said about you is true.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 15, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
In the Bron thread?
I can’t remember what you said, refresh me.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Jul 16, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
It was a comment he made above which was deleted.
In any case, if he’s apologizing then why ask him to repeat it? Why bring it up again?
by Buckeye Brad on Jul 16, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Because I’m intrigued.
I don’t care what it said to me emotionally, I just want to see it.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Jul 17, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Don’t worry dude. It wasn’t that bad anyways. I thought that it was deleted because you got pissed or something. You might have laughed if you saw it.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 16, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
This made me laugh. Well done DN.
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 16, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
who are the 3 toughest players to block in the nfl?
I root for Cleveland and anyone playing the Miami Heat
by rockybrown on Jul 14, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Is he disappointed that Bob Evans or IHOP haven’t gotten on board with King Pancake? There should be a mammoth stack in his honor.
Colt McCoy... the cure for Cleveland's Eric Berry man-crush.
I vote we change the name of Cleveland Browns’ Stadium to Joe Thomas’ House of Pancakes.
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on Jul 15, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I vote we change the name of Cleveland Browns’ Stadium to Joe Thomas’ House of PAINcakes.
by BrownDawg1409 on Jul 15, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
they should at least have a concession stand that sells pancakes during games. if they won’t change the name of the stadium, they could call that Joe Thomas’ House of Pancakes.
Why don’t we just have fans start bringing pancakes to the game. Every time Joe pancakes the hell out of someone, the cakes get trhon as a present to him………..
Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?
I look forward to Dawg Pound Mike’s Aunt Jemima costume.
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
Thanks for that image, golan. I will never look at DPM the same way again.
by RelapsingDawgCatcher on Jul 19, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
This is an amazing idea.
“Uncle Joe’s Pancakes.”
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Jul 19, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you HATE the Steelers?
www.lowbrowsophisticate.com
by kwoog on Jul 15, 2010 11:00 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Havn’t seen you around for a while. How was Buffalo?
by BrownDawg1409 on Jul 15, 2010 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
oops, I meant to type douche bag…or ass wipe…or
by Nuclear Power on Jul 15, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe make it multiple choice; “Lord, having played with Braylon Edwards, would you call him: a) a dickhead, b) a douche bag, c) an ass wipe, or d) some other, incredibly awesome derogatory name that you invented for him?”
I move that any time one of us wants to call someone a douche bag, we should call them a Braylon instead.
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on Jul 16, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
As in: Personally I’m glad they Couched that Braylon.
(Note: there was no specific target for this statement. It is intended for illustrative purposes only.)
by JustBob on Jul 18, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It’s 6:01pm EST and Braylon Edwards is still a dick-head.
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on Jul 15, 2010 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
It’s 11:22 pm EST and that’s still funny.
by BrownDawg1409 on Jul 15, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s 9:53 am CET and I can’t stop laughing.
Colt McCoy... the cure for Cleveland's Eric Berry man-crush.
it’s 2455394 MJD and this is still one of the best DBN memes.
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on Jul 16, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
one of the best DBN memes.
I’m fairly hog certain I agree with this.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Jul 16, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
no we don’t! Go root for buffalo!
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on Jul 16, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
buuuuuuuh!
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 16, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Hoheini be damned?
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on Jul 17, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
This.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Jul 17, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
I actually havn’t heard this one before. Care to fill me in?
by BrownDawg1409 on Jul 20, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions
holmgren/heckert/mangini
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on Jul 20, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
how did i ever forget about this?
I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.
by notthatnoise on Jul 17, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
If it’s not too late, I’d like to know what he thought about DA ‘scrambling’ into a blocked defender and hanging the ultra-rare ‘sack allowed’ on Joe’s stat line last season.
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
Do you know the difference between 48 hours and three days?
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 17, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Actually it hasn’t happened yet. I am waiting to hear back from him at this point.
As soon as it does happen, I will post it asap.
by Bernie19Kosar on Jul 17, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s not a good sign, bro.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 17, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions
JT has no time for mere mortals.
He’s trying to run the universe here, bub.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Jul 17, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions

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