IHOP Is Missing The Boat

by DaveDawg09 on Aug 10, 2010 11:55 PM EDT

The world is an ever shrinking place. It seems that every day I stumble upon another situation of knowing someone that knows someone that I know....etc.

Someone on DBN must - in some way be affiliated with someone that works for,manages, owns or at least frequently patrons an I-hop.

They need to be informed that not only are they missing out on pure marketing genius, but they are tempting the wrath of the most prolific Left Tackle currently playing in the National Football League.

IHOP - without delay should institute a daily "Triple Stack Pancake Special" to be dubbed "The Joe Thomas".

Members of DBN could start their Sunday Tailgating or game day prep by ordering a "Joe Thomas Pancake Special". And life would be good......

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McDonalds still offers the Phil Savage meal deal. That’s when you go through the drive- thru and don’t get half the shit you paid for.

Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.

by golanbatrac on Aug 11, 2010 12:12 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs

and then you pay 20 bucks for an old Big Mac

"I spoil a lot of people with my play." -Lebron James

by Roger Dorn on Aug 11, 2010 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions

wonderful. rec.

by Dawg Nuts on Aug 11, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions

no, that’s burger king

Jake is my hommeboy

by davus on Aug 11, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions

I usually have this happen to me at Taco Bell.

"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein

by rufio on Aug 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions

always check in the parking lot before you leave.

I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.

by notthatnoise on Aug 13, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions

Definitely.

"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein

by rufio on Aug 13, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions

If IHOP sets up a an IHOP tent in the parking lot at the stadium and serves the Joe Thomas Super Pancake Attack Special, then it might mean the end of barbecuing as we know it at Browns tailgate parties.

Colt McCoy... the cure for Cleveland's Eric Berry man-crush.

by dawgtribe on Aug 11, 2010 11:07 AM EDT reply actions

I was the one who said we should rename the stadium to Joe Thomas’ House of Pancakes. Other variations could be: Cleveland Pancake Factory, Pancake on the Lake, or the RE Crucible.

For the love of Joe Thomas.....

by North Coast Flea on Aug 11, 2010 2:24 PM EDT reply actions