NFL Regular Season Kick Off Thread: Vikings vs. Saints
by Chris Pokorny on Sep 9, 2010 6:13 PM EDT
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It's not Cleveland Browns football, but I bet the majority of you will be tuning in to tonight's NFL regular season opener between the Minnesota Vikings and the New Orleans Saints.
Drew Brees and company will try to showcase why they are again the team to beat in the NFL, while Brett Favre tries to prove that last year's terrific season with the Vikings was not a fluke. Despite the defensive talent that both teams feature, I'm projecting this game to be a shootout with the home-team Saints coming out on top.
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Game: Minnesota Vikings vs. New Orleans Saints
Date/Time: Thursday, September 9, 2010 at 8:30 p.m. EST
Announcers: Al Michaels & Cris Collinsworth on NBC
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I won’t be watching. I have a flag football game tonight at 9:20 and dinner/some practice before then. My number is 16. Any guesses as to why? :)
Sadly, our team got signed up into the competitive, not the recreational, league. So… it’ll be interesting…
by emily522 on Sep 9, 2010 6:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Dude, that is so totally awesome!
Kudos!
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh man.
We were awful.
I mean, it was the first game and we haven’t really had an official practice so it was ROUGH. I caught one pass, completed none of my passes (out of maybe 5), and rushed 3 times for maybe 9 yards. I know how Tim Couch felt- we had no blocking whatsoever. I’d get the ball snapped to me and my flag would be gone before I even had time to look up.
It was fun, though. Hopefully we get better.
My freshman year I played flag football. A bunch of kids on my floor decided to start a team, but realized right before the first game we had no idea who would play QB. while trying to figure it out, we all tried to throw as far as we could. I magically have a cannon arm apparently, so I was the quarterback. we went on to win the championship and get free T-shirts.
/cool story bro
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
Ya I played for a year myself, it was awesome.
I’m a bigger dude, but have always been quick for my size. One game we started with 2 passes to me playing center ( after 5 secs I could release as a receiver). After that we lined up and the one dude was like “watch the center, he’s got sneaky speed!” Still a joke with my friends till this day.
But we had one game where my team (decently athletic people, but weren’t on organized teams) played some jocks (all had been part of state champ HS teams, Mooney). We all knew eachother and it was intense as shit, we had people ejected on both sides. We ended up winning by one point (2 pt. Conv.) Outside of being in a real game, it was crazy!
Wish I could get back on a team though.
by year of the elf on Sep 9, 2010 11:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I have a decent arm, and I’m pretty accurate. Now, I’m only 5’4" and we’re playing with a collegiate sized football, so I can’t throw more than 20 yards probably. But they need a girl and boy QB (it’s a co-ed team), so I guess I’m the girl one. Hopefully next game I have time to actually throw!
That last sentence sounds like you’re channeling your inner Colt McCoy
by year of the elf on Sep 9, 2010 11:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Guys! Hurry!
Berrian or Driver!?
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
This is tough….. Driver.
Anderception [an·der·cep·tion] -noun
1. the logical end result of a Derek Anderson pass
did it.
London Silly Nannies is going down.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve got 3 players in this game, so I will be watching.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
I have two so Berrian or Driver?! Help!
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Berrian and Favre never had much chemistry for some reason
That could all change this year, but I doubt it
Berrian.
i see him having a slightly better season than last year with the MIN injuries.
he and driver are both #2 wrs, so it’s a wash. I’d go Berrian just to be excited tonight.
flip a coin and roll with the winner.
Your reply button working?
And I flipped Driver. I like him with Rodgers.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t think I’m into having such a high stakes game as the first game for these two clubs when the first game means a lot for each’s moral.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
This is super funny
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Sep 9, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Whatever stream I’m getting has a british announcer. It’s very odd.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
Ha.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Watching the same one for now. The quality is fantastic though.
Anderception [an·der·cep·tion] -noun
1. the logical end result of a Derek Anderson pass
You guys aren’t in the United States with NBC? Also in the past, NBC.com would stream their games for free; not sure if they’re doing that this year.
Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.
by Chris Pokorny on Sep 9, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I do love NBC’s football games though. For camera usage and graphics.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
The music too. It pumps me up.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Sep 9, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Let’s throw to Meachem kthxbye.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
Why couldn’t that TD been to Meachem?
Damnit.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
Well, I think I should’ve drafted Drew Brees.
Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.
Romo better kick some ass.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I passed on him for Rodgers… really hoping I don’t regret that.
Anderception [an·der·cep·tion] -noun
1. the logical end result of a Derek Anderson pass
East coast houses get roaches so feel lucky.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
in ohio we get ants, but not roaches, unless you’re really dirty.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
I meant atlantic east coast.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
time to get traps.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
I think theyre just passing through. nothing for them in here. vacumed their asses.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Sep 9, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
a couple years ago when the japanese beatles hit real hard I vacuumed a bunch up, and then when I went to dump it they all flew away.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
I hate those little fuckers.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
wtf? lol
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Sep 9, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Last year I remember ladbyugs hit Ohio hard (in the fall I believe). I think I heard they were transported from japan…
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they look like ladybugs, but aren’t actually ladybugs.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
oh…
I knew there was a ladybug infestation and I remember hearing they were imported to the US from japan so I just was putting 1 and 1 together and thought maybe we were thinking of the same thing.
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we probably are. Most people mistake them for ladybugs. They have less spots and are slightly orange, but they’re identical otherwise.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
could be. I just heard them described as ‘ladybugs’ when they invaded a year ago (I was reading some articles on them)
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
I appreciate Male Beauty
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Japanese Ladybird Beetles.
"My mother always told me: ‘You will see the light of people when they hit adversity. You’ll get a good sense of their character." - Ironic words from LeBron James
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on Sep 10, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
A lot of things aren’t native to Ohio that are in Ohio.
Those Ladybugs, Carp…
Hell, even our flower, the Carnation, isn’t from Ohio.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
pretty much any plant you would consider a weed was brought over from europe.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
Yes but the Carnation was brought to Ohio as an experiment and was let to grow freely on accident.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
same with black squirrels.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
I like the KSU connection. =D
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I have lots of KSU connections. My mom, dad, 2 aunts, an uncle, 2 cousins, all went to KSU
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
And you, the black sheep, said no?
Also, I know a lot about the carnation because my city is the one who gave Ohio the flower.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
haha, my mom works at case, so the free tuition trumps all.
That is interesting, what city would that be?
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
Why do you think I go to KSU? ;D They also have one of the best education programs too but free tuition trumps all indeed.
Alliance, Ohio. You know about Mount Union, don’t you? Haha.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Colinsworth tries his best Madden impression… “Favre is a magician!”
Anderception [an·der·cep·tion] -noun
1. the logical end result of a Derek Anderson pass
I would laugh at that photoshop.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
If only Colinsworth would retire too so I dont have to hear that punk.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Sep 9, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks, but I’m rather enjoying british commercials. It’s the nbc announcers for play-by-play, but everything else is european.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
Oh, I see.
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by Chris Pokorny on Sep 9, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Some of their commercials are t same as ours, but with limey dub overs.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Sep 9, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
same with telemundo (one of two channels I get)
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
I’m aware of that too. It’s funny.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Sep 9, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
FYI, this is the feed thing that gives you multiple camera angles to look from.
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by Chris Pokorny on Sep 9, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
the favre love is thick already.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
I can taste it through my tv.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
The british analysts are much more intelligent than the normal guys on US tv. they know their Xs and Os
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
The in studio guys during the breaks?
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Sep 9, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, they seem much more knowledgeable.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
Yeah, they’re cool. They’re less hype and more straight forward.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Sep 9, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I have noticed there is a growing niche market in Britain for football and their football literacy has gone up a lot. Did you happen to catch any of their names?
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The Ohio State University is well represented tonight.
Anderception [an·der·cep·tion] -noun
1. the logical end result of a Derek Anderson pass
THEE…Ohio State University.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
You want to know what happens when you miss all of training camp?
Brett Favre’s throwing.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
That was a great run… all for nothing.
Anderception [an·der·cep·tion] -noun
1. the logical end result of a Derek Anderson pass
I need AP to break a few.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
Hey, should I drop gaffney and pick up Ginn?
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I started Farve over Palmer in my NFL.com FF team. He better step it up.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
Uh, no.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet Payton is chewing Juicy Fruit…
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
I love Juicy Fruit.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
I like Green Apple from Extra… Which is produced by Wringly’s… Which produces Juicy Fruit.
So I guess me too?
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I do Polar Ice. Covers cig breath really well.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Sep 9, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
See, I just don’t smoke.
Much easier.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Much easier to not smoke in the first place than it is to quit. Keep staying clean.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Sep 9, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Always.
I don’t drink the poison drink either.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
cofee?
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
That and alcohol.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
oh, I don’t drink Irish cofee either.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
by notthatnoise on Sep 9, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Take the tape off your glasses and you’ll be cool.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Sep 9, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Naw. If my body is going to die from any drink, it’ll be pop thank you.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
and thank you for saying pop.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
Fuck soda and potato fries. THEY’RE CALLED JOJO’S.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Soda is way worse than beer for you.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Sep 9, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
This is false.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Soda eats your tummy up.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Sep 9, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
and makes you really, really fat, unless it’s made with real sugar.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
In moderation or in a controlled manner it’s fine.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
heard of a beer gut?
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
I appreciate Male Beauty
Intensive Purposes? I could care less...
No such thing.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
so beer is calorie free?
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
I appreciate Male Beauty
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Beer gut is a fallacy.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
how? gaining weight from beer is impossible?
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
I appreciate Male Beauty
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no, the idea that the weight is concentrated in your stomach is wrong.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
that may be true…don’t know where the weight goes specifically.
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
I appreciate Male Beauty
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Not to the gut, which technically is not a body part.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
THE BEER GUT IS A FALLACY.
Jesus, can you read?
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
LETS HAVE A YELLING CONTEST!!!
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
I appreciate Male Beauty
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I wrote it caps so you could read.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I can still drive and drink pop at the same time just fine, thank you.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I used to be addicted to soda.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Sep 9, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve known a couple people like that.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
like 6-12 cans a day. I quit cold turkey a few years back.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Sep 9, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve gotten myself off MD and drink it very every so often.
I drink dark pop a bit.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Dew of the mountain.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahhh, I hated that stuff. Looks like cow pee.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Sep 9, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
mountain dew throwback is pretty good though.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
No.
It tasted disgusting.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Tasted like Heaven though.
I hate the damn spin off though. All of them.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
not really. its not like beer doesn’t have sugar in it or carbs that can spike your blood sugar.
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
I appreciate Male Beauty
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well, most beer doesn’t have NEARLY as much sugar, because it’s made by having yeast eat all the sugars. Also, I would be extremely surprised to see a beer made with HFCS
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
I’d assume it’d be terrible.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
totally agree…might want to try it once (like Golden Wheat, which isn’t half bad) but I would assume the same.
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
I appreciate Male Beauty
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I like wheat beers quite a bit.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
yeah. beer has natural sugars and less of it…but it still has sugar and poison that slowly will rot your liver if you drink too much of it.
A beer is almost as bad for a diabetic as a can of regular pop (my dad is one).
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
I appreciate Male Beauty
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Liver’s don’t rot. They regenerate just fine.
And Beer doesn’t have much sugar, the yeast eats it. why do you think they ferment it?
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
then where does the spike in blood sugar and 145 calories in budweiser come from?
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
I appreciate Male Beauty
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calories come from other things than sugar.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
like fat and protein and other carbohydrates (and even things with low sugar but high in carbs can spike blood sugar too)? I don’t think there is any fat in beer and I doubt there is much protein.
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
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other carbohydrates
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
more specifically, think starch.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
Ugh, a woman’s thighs worst nightmare.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
You do not get calories from protein.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
actually, you do.
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
I appreciate Male Beauty
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No.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
we can argue yes or no without evidence all we want, but go to your box of cereal in your cabinet. many of them have something somewhere where it has a measure of calories. it lists fat as 9 and carbs as 4. it also lists protein.
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Do you ever understand how you receive protein from an item?
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s a by product from dissolving the alcohol in the blood. Go to chemistry.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Not hfcs, but miller is brewed with straight corn in the mash. Bud uses rice. Ends up with more calories than pop, but most of it is from the alcohol itself. That means Guinness has fewer calories than bud.
by rebuilding year on Sep 9, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Beer doesn’t rot ur teeth or metals either.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Sep 9, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Fucks your brain though.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Not in moderation
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Sep 9, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
No, regardless, it messes with your brain.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
which is more important, a few teeth or your whole liver?
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
I appreciate Male Beauty
Intensive Purposes? I could care less...
Liver grows back.
And technically, you only need half a liver.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
you’re leaving out the effects of caffeine addiction.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
to be clear, Beer is worse, but soda still messes you up.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
This is what gets me but honestly, the caffeine has no more adrenaline effect on me anymore.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
They’re both replacable. It’s ALLLLLL good.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Sep 9, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
For 2 mins then gets a new piece when the flavor leaves?
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Sep 9, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Watch America’s Game… Then you’ll know.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
You don’t need to watch America’s Game, you only need to watch 5 minutes of the NFL Network to see the commercial.
Anderception [an·der·cep·tion] -noun
1. the logical end result of a Derek Anderson pass
…SHUT UP!
How do you think I know?
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha, fumbles the ball, scoop it up, float it down the sideline for a big gain.
Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.
This is something no Browns QB can do…
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
So how about we talk about the football game that’s going on right now, shall we?
I’m loving this defense on the Saints. AP isn’t getting it done.
Anderception [an·der·cep·tion] -noun
1. the logical end result of a Derek Anderson pass
AP isn’t getting it done.
much to my chagrin.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
Much to your Chagrin falls, Ohio?…
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Does this look like a football blog to you?
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Soda and bugs or GTFO!
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Sep 9, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
same.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
Haha!
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
In my money league I’m playing AP this week so I’m happy with what I’m seeing.
Anderception [an·der·cep·tion] -noun
1. the logical end result of a Derek Anderson pass
At least Shancoe is giving me some yards in our league.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Sep 9, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I need AP to get in the end zone.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
56 yards already.
Don’t be greedy.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
My other RBs are Ricky Williams and Felix Jones. I’m going to be greedy.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
…Wow.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
My team is top loaded.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
I took a few waivers and feeling more confident.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t mind a broken ankle instead.
Anderception [an·der·cep·tion] -noun
1. the logical end result of a Derek Anderson pass
Or an Adriumble.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
There’s the one Viking I don’t mind at all scoring points. Ryan Longwell, my kicker.
Anderception [an·der·cep·tion] -noun
1. the logical end result of a Derek Anderson pass
I was happy too; I’ve got Longwell in the DBN league.
Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.
by Chris Pokorny on Sep 9, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Defender ripped his helmet off after missing the pick and slammed it against the ground. Shouldn’t that have been a 15-yard penalty?
Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.
I thought this as well.
I remember this lost us a game a few years back.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Good no call, even if it’s in the rulebook.
Anderception [an·der·cep·tion] -noun
1. the logical end result of a Derek Anderson pass
Good no call, even if it’s in the rulebook.
This is a paradox.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Not really, if it’s a rule I don’t really care about and doesn’t have a major impact, than I think it’s good for the ref to let it go and not cost the defense a stop.
Anderception [an·der·cep·tion] -noun
1. the logical end result of a Derek Anderson pass
What? Grammatically, that was a paradox.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Right.
Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.
by Chris Pokorny on Sep 9, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
So, not quite the offensive shootout yet I expected. Still have the second half though.
Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.
Whew, great touch pass by Favre to Shiancoe.
Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.
13.6 points so far.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
by Brownie's Year on Sep 9, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Shiancoe is so money.
Longwell, although is not.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
Damn that block cost me a point. But, yeah if it was a block, how do you blame the kicker?
Anderception [an·der·cep·tion] -noun
1. the logical end result of a Derek Anderson pass
Should’ve angled it higher.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s looking like starting Favre in my other league wasn’t a great idea. I’m gonna probably give him another week, and see how Alex Smith does for a couple weeks.
Kill them. Kill them all.
their O line is doing quite well. :-/
by discoinferno083 on Sep 9, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m sorry, but what.the.f&#@ was that Ray Lewis commercial?
Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.
The dumb Old Spice one?
I don’t know, but he murdered Saturn.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
As much as I hate him, I thought it was pretty funny. If it had been Terry Crews I’d have laughed my ass off.
Kill them. Kill them all.
I love the terry crews ones.
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
I appreciate Male Beauty
Intensive Purposes? I could care less...
Block, building kick, EEEEEEEEXPLOOOOOOOOOSIOOOOOOOON!!!!!
"My mother always told me: ‘You will see the light of people when they hit adversity. You’ll get a good sense of their character." - Ironic words from LeBron James
For the love of Joe Thomas.....
by North Coast Flea on Sep 10, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
does NBC always do the link? great stuff.
by discoinferno083 on Sep 9, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
anyone else around? or did the third quarter just suck that much?
by discoinferno083 on Sep 9, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions
where in pa do you happen to be stuck? i know the feeling.
by discoinferno083 on Sep 9, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Bradford here…. NW pa…. hr and a half east of Erie.
by discoinferno083 on Sep 9, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Anderception [an·der·cep·tion] -noun
1. the logical end result of a Derek Anderson pass
by Simmsinns on Sep 9, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Punctuation is key here…
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Google Images.
Anderception [an·der·cep·tion] -noun
1. the logical end result of a Derek Anderson pass
I searched “yo dawg” in google images and it’s a few rows down.
Anderception [an·der·cep·tion] -noun
1. the logical end result of a Derek Anderson pass
This is the best one ever, by the way.
Anderception [an·der·cep·tion] -noun
1. the logical end result of a Derek Anderson pass
Amazing.
Fanshot this.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
started watching breaking bad on my CPU
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
I appreciate Male Beauty
Intensive Purposes? I could care less...
i have my audio off, but i thought if the ball doesn’t hit the ground…. it’s a catch. incomplete b/c he trapped it?
by discoinferno083 on Sep 9, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
the Saints are picking these guys apart. Ridiculous.
And this is a good D.
by discoinferno083 on Sep 9, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
I want more points out of Longwell… but I definitely don’t want Peterson to rack up more yards.
Anderception [an·der·cep·tion] -noun
1. the logical end result of a Derek Anderson pass
“A Welker type”
So what…. every white receiver is a Welker-Type now? Michaels would deny it, but the only reason he made the comparison is because they are both white receivers.
Anderception [an·der·cep·tion] -noun
1. the logical end result of a Derek Anderson pass
Both Welker and Camarillio are slot receivers. Also, they both played in Miami.
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.™
That may be true but had I’m not buying that as Michaels’ reasoning. “A Welker-Type” c’mon now… that refers to ex-Miami slot receivers? Nope, not buying it.
Anderception [an·der·cep·tion] -noun
1. the logical end result of a Derek Anderson pass
Well, Welker is the current prototype at that position; the best in the league the last few years.
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.™
So, the requirement is that you be white?
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m not convinced. I agree Welker is the best slot receiver in the league. Percy Harvin, for example, is a much more prevalent (compared to Cam) up and coming slot receiver and Michaels has announced games in the past (and this one) without ever calling him a “Weker-Type.”
The truth is, he made this comparison because they are both white.
Anderception [an·der·cep·tion] -noun
1. the logical end result of a Derek Anderson pass
Why do you think Edelman is welker’s backup?
White.
Furrey. White.
Jurevicious. White.
(I like instigating.)
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I tuned out after the second half.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
first half*
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 9, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah…unfortunately it didn’t quite live up to the hype. Still, football is back. Thank god.
by johnnyphoenix on Sep 10, 2010 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions
So I spent all of the time from half time to now doing astronomy homework (I’m still not done) but out of curiosity I looked up the volume of the universe on wolfram alpha. Part of our homework was using some simplifications to come up with an equation for the volume of the universe out to a given distance.
That’s not important though. What’s important is that it’s almost 4am and I now know that the volume of the universe is roughly 10^82 bushels.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
And here I thought puzzling over SharePoint workflows at 4 AM was peculiar….
Never underestimate the powers of Josh Cribbs
by RelapsingDawgCatcher on Sep 10, 2010 3:50 AM EDT up reply actions
if you’re interested, that’s approximately 35×10^82 liters.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
by notthatnoise on Sep 10, 2010 4:12 AM EDT up reply actions
The mind boggles.
Never underestimate the powers of Josh Cribbs
by RelapsingDawgCatcher on Sep 10, 2010 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions
I love Wolfram alpha.
Good thing I never have to take math again though.
I can't believe Cribbs was considered the second best athlete in Cleveland.
LBJ. Lying. Backstabbing. Jackass.
by SpecialBrownie on Sep 10, 2010 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
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