Here's the first edition of top rec'd comments on DBN. I plan on doing this every week or so, but it really depends on how many comments get rec'd. I was going to wait a little bit longer on this first one, but there are a lot of comments. If I missed any, add them in the comment section.

Off-Topic: Not Basketball (yay!)

by golanbatrac on May 25, 2011 at 9:06 PM, 3 recs

If that’s a Jersey Shore reference, I hate all those douches.

by North Coast Flea on May 26, 2011 at 5:13 PM, 4 recs

I think it’s illegal to not like ACDC.

by Adrock2099 on May 26, 2011 at 9:46 PM, 5 recs

So, you’re one of those college douches who discovered Dave Matthews Band in high school?

by golanbatrac on May 27, 2011 at 5:58 PM, 4 recs

FAIL

by golanbatrac on May 27, 2011 at 5:31 PM, 8 recs

Go. Mavs.

by Bernie19Kosar on May 31, 2011 9:09 PM, 8 recs

If you look closely at his shoulders, there’s blood from the Ravens defenders he carried 20 yards down field.

by North Coast Flea on May 31, 2011 at 1:26 PM, 5 recs

If you look closely, there is evidence that Hillis was actually born in Kenya.

by TheDriveStillHurts on May 31, 2011 at 4:42 PM, 6 recs

"They also have a pass-rushing prospect in Bernard Brown, but he may be best suited as a 3-4 outside linebacker."

Name check.

by C.b.l on May 31, 2011 at 9:03 PM, 7 recs

"Targeting a player like Sidney Rice in free agency could help Colt McCoy and turn this offense from mediocre to dangerous."

Reality check.

by JustPlainBrowns on May 31, 2011 at 9:13 PM, 7 recs

I like "Peyton Hillis".

by Dawg Nuts on June 1 at 5:42 PM, 4 recs

Sour grapes, explains all the purple.

by Simmsinns on June 1, 2011 at 9:14 PM, 4 recs

(talking about the Ravens blog trash talking the Madden cover)

question: how many people at espn will joe thomas have to pancake before he feels that this wrong is righted?

answer: how many people work at espn?

by DontCallMeJoey on June 1, 2011 at 8:33 PM, 6 recs

Mediocre was a strong word.

by TheDriveStillHurts on Jun 1, 2011at 12:46 PM, 3 recs

Don't you know this is a misguiding expression of anger?!? (/Danwetzelisabigdouche)

by Simmsinns on June 2, 2011 at 7:21 PM, 3 recs

(in response to a Cavs/Mavs logo picture)

OH MY GOD. I LOVE THE MAVS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Bernie19Kosar on June 2, 2011 at 11:48 PM, 3 recs

The following are by B19K following the Heat collapse:

NOW HE'S YELLING AT MARIO CHALMERS! FOUND A FALL GUY! KING IS NEVER WRONG! (4 recs)

MISSED ANOTHER FALLAWAY EVEN THOUGH HE IS BEING GUARDED BY THE ANCIENT JASON KIDD! (4 recs)

FANTASTIC CLOCK MANAGEMENT BY SPOLESTRA! HE JUST ASKED THE OFFICIAL IF HE CAN CALL ALL HIS TIMEOUTS AT ONCE! OFFICIAL SAYS NO! HE DOES IT ANYWAYS! (4 recs)

CLASSIC LEBRON POSSESSION! DRIBBLE FOR 18 SECOND AND CHUNK UP A FADEWAY 3! DAMN YOU MARIO CHALMERS FOR MAKING THE KING DO THAT! (4 recs)

LEBRON WATCHES DIRK DRILL A HUGE 3! DEMANDS THAT THE HEAT TRADE FOR DIRK! OFFERS ERIC SPOLSTRA AND MARIO CHALMERS! (4 recs)

DIRK ABUSES CHRIS BOSH FOR THE LEAD! LEBRON DROPS A M’Fer ON CHRIS BOSH! BOSH BEGINS TO CRY! 3.4 SECONDS LEFT! (3 recs)

DWADE MISSES 3! MAVS WIN! EAT A FAT ONE KING! (4 recs)

(In response to Simms post about multiple rec’d comments):

Gracias. I would like to thank Mooncamping for inspiring me. (5 recs)

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Jalen Rose is proof that a Michigan degree is worth jack shit.

O-H!

by Bernie19Kosar on June 3, 2011 at 12:20 AM, 4 recs

"It has no effect at all, if any."

wat

by Simmsinns on June 3, 2011 at 1:11 AM, 3 recs

(In response to something stupid that LeBron said)

Close, but not quite.

By Chris Pokorny on Jun 1, 2011 at 10:37 AM, 5 recs

(In response to the incorrect correction of "Marcus Bernard")