Sorry for being late guys. I was in Cleveland a couple weeks ago and was pretty busy last week.
So without further ado...
Most polite STFU ever.
by North Coast Flea on Oct 10, 2011 10:14 PM PDT 7 recs
I agree completely, the guy is made of glass so he’s a huge liability, but he’s far from the worst tackle when healthy. However, I definitely would like to take a RT somewhat high in the draft, maybe with our 32nd overall pick. We can draft someone else with Atlanta’s #1.
by HenryDawg on Oct 11, 2011 2:43 PM PDT 5 recs
by Dawg Nuts on Oct 12, 2011 5:58 AM PDT 6 recs
How dare Zimmer not give credit to a tandem like Mohamed Massaquoi and Brian Robiskie!
Zimmer’s neglect is just a function of the national media’s hatred towards Cleveland. ESPN never lists Robiskie as one of the best young receivers out there. This is clear evidence of hatred of Cleveland. Also, if anyone thinks that maybe Robiskie is not being mentioned because he is not playing "well", that is ridiculous — clearly, Robiskie is not playing "well" because he is depressed over the most despicable and dishonorable employment decision in the history of professional sports, if not the history of the United States (with the possible exception of that whole slavery thing): the firing of Eric Mangini. The Holmgren fiefdom’s acts have clearly destroyed Robiskie’s ability to be happy and play good football.
by TheDriveStillHurts on Oct 13, 2011 10:10 AM PDT 5 recs
Honestly, I think it’s because we expect a Little Moore out of our puns here.
by Adrock2099 on Oct 13, 2011 2:34 PM PDT 5 recs
Yes, Alex Mack at better than 100 percent would be awesome.
by TheDriveStillHurts on Oct 14, 2011 12:18 PM PDT 6 recs
I was incredibly encouraged by the way Greg Little played. He gained some nice extra yardage after his catches and looked good in his first start. I only wish he wouldn’t have slipped on his near touchdown.
by johnf34 on Oct 16, 2011 5:23 PM PDT 6 recs
I blame Modell!
by JamesPowell on Oct 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT 5 recs
I prefer this one
by Doc's Kid on Oct 16, 2011 6:43 PM PDT 5 recs
And because our half rookie OLine haven’t completely learned a new zone scheme in 5 games and no offseason its also Shurmurs fault. Jeez why aren’t they perfect right away? You’ve had 21 years to learn how to not be an asshole and haven’t even come close to figuring that one out. Maybe you could give our coaches and players a year or so?
by HenryDawg on Oct 16, 2011 8:19 PM PDT 7 recs
Care to join us at the adult table?
by Bernie19Kosar on Oct 16, 2011 7:43 PM PDT 9 recs
Not nearly as bad as we are right now.
by Simmsinns on Oct 16, 2011 8:45 PM PDT 7 recs
My God, does anyone else remember how bad we were last season?
by TheDriveStillHurts on Oct 16, 2011 9:43 PM PDT 8 recs
How did you not break your other hand when you were there?
by Brownie's Year on Oct 17, 2011 12:51 PM PDT 8 recs
by Simmsinns on Oct 17, 2011 4:17 PM PDT 5 recs
Derek Anderson 6’6.
by Bernie19Kosar on Oct 17, 2011 7:11 PM PDT 5 recs
But he could throw it clear over them mountains. And somehow, a DB would still be there to catch it.
by Villeslgr on Oct 17, 2011 7:19 PM PDT 8 recs
Buy a Flacco and Roethlisberger shirt now.
by Bernie19Kosar on Oct 17, 2011 5:04 PM PDT 7 recs
Not as long as we use the subject line.
by notthatnoise on Oct 17, 2011 10:41 AM PDT 5 recs
Player A: 13 career games; 256-439, 58.3 Comp%, 6.32 YPA, 14-12 TD-INT ratio
Player B: first 27 career starts; 540-909, 59.4 Comp%, 6.2 YPA, 29-31 TD-INT ratio
Player A is obviously Colt, player B is Drew Brees.
Just sayin’. Can we all take a step back?
by Bernie19Kosar on Oct 17, 2011 7:30 PM PDT 5 recs
Well damn if they’re getting smarter why the hell are they falling for bananas in the tailpipe plays all the time?
by jonnyphoenix on Oct 17, 2011 9:47 PM PDT 6 recs
What does Grossi have to do with TQBR?
by North Coast Flea on Oct 17, 2011 3:06 PM PDT 6 recs
Schwartz: Waltz or Cha-Cha?
Harbaugh: Get the f out of here.
Schwartz: You SOB. Get back here and dance with me.
by SBP on Oct 18, 2011 4:58 PM PDT 6 recs
by Off-the-Chain on Oct 18, 2011 6:51 AM PDT 5 recs
e-n-d f-o-r h-i-l-l-i-s
WHAT DO I WIN
by pwndabear on Oct 18, 2011 11:41 AM PDT 8 recs
In his knees’ defense, they get closer to catching the ball than his hands do.
by Off-the-Chain on Oct 18, 2011 4:10 PM PDT 6 recs
Yup. Here’s the final scorecard:
Mike Brown dominates.
by TheDriveStillHurts on Oct 18, 2011 11:49 AM PDT 5 recs
Right click to view larger. You won't be disappointed.
by bross09 on Oct 18, 2011 11:44 AM PDT 10 recs
best trade prospect of the day thus far
by pwndabear on Oct 18, 2011 10:06 AM PDT 5 recs
Stop reading the Plain Dealer and you’ll be fine.
by LocalMan on Oct 18, 2011 10:03 AM PDT 5 recs
I know I am being an ass, but these are the absolute biggest fails of trade suggestions I have heard.
Robiskie for Plaxico Burress? The Jets would laugh at the offer for the next ten years. Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George wanted to be GM of the Yankees. Here’s another suggestion for a trade: Colt McCoy for Tom Brady We could use the experienced QB.
Also, trading Hillis for Mallet? Seriously. And your statement that if it doesn’t work out, we can just draft Andrew Luck. OK then. If we were going to try to trade for a young QB, you don’t just give up on him after eight games or so that he would play. But regardless, Luck ain’t going to be available to us.
by TheDriveStillHurts on Oct 18, 2011 9:57 AM PDT 7 recs
Maybe a tooth pick
by LocalMan on Oct 18, 2011 10:42 AM PDT 5 recs
yeah just a wood one though, not one of those nice plastic sword ones. Let’s not get crazy
by LocalMan on Oct 18, 2011 10:46 AM PDT 8 recs
You’re welcome. Thanks for making every other fanbase in the entire NFL look awesome.
by Adrock2099 on Oct 18, 2011 4:05 PM PDT 8 recs
Is that the average BAC of your roster?
by Off-the-Chain on Oct 18, 2011 6:02 PM PDT 5 recs
Mike Brown as overheard today: Who’s crazy now muthaf-ckas???
by TheDriveStillHurts on Oct 18, 2011 9:41 AM PDT 5 recs
by notthatnoise on Oct 19, 2011 10:31 AM PDT 5 recs
Sure to go GWE
by Dawg Nuts on Oct 19, 2011 10:10 AM PDT 3 recs