@MaryKayCabot #Browns Prez Holmgren said "there was no way I was going to trade Hillis, one of our...

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#Browns Prez Holmgren said "there was no way I was going to trade Hillis, one of our best players.'' Said he talked to Hillis yesterday.

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Holmgren says browns will prob hire an offensive coordinator next year. Shurmur will prob still call plays.

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maybe they can hire one now?

Smile big, hug bigger. Talk big, act bigger. Stop judging do something, shut the fck up do something.

by pwndabear on Oct 20, 2011 2:16 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs

rec

"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert

by Simmsinns on Oct 20, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions

rec for rec

My glass is always half full, b*tch

by The Licensed Optimist on Oct 20, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions

ghost rec for ghost rec

Smile big, hug bigger. Talk big, act bigger. Stop judging do something, shut the fck up do something.

by pwndabear on Oct 20, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions

ghost recced ghost rec gets a ghost rec

My glass is always half full, b*tch

by The Licensed Optimist on Oct 21, 2011 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions

You mean REC

Dawgs by Nature -- where Montario Hardesty, apparently, 'did some good things'.

by North Coast Flea on Oct 21, 2011 4:31 AM EDT up reply actions

you bettah check yoself befoh you REC yoself

Smile big, hug bigger. Talk big, act bigger. Stop judging do something, shut the fck up do something.

by pwndabear on Oct 21, 2011 7:24 AM EDT up reply actions

He would probably install a new system, but at least he would install a new system.

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."
— Winston S. Churchill

by JustBob on Oct 20, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions

also, 11 tweets from here over the course of 28 mins. someone just gave her a freakin pound of coke or somethin?

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by pwndabear on Oct 20, 2011 2:18 PM EDT reply actions

shes still going. 4 more in the last 9 minutes

Smile big, hug bigger. Talk big, act bigger. Stop judging do something, shut the fck up do something.

by pwndabear on Oct 20, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions

I’d say Ryan Mallet, but there’s no way he’d let a pound of coke out of his grubby hands.

"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert

by Simmsinns on Oct 20, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions

i heard his mouthguard is made of pure, uncut colombian white…

by DontCallMeJoey on Oct 20, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions

These Mallet/coke jokes are boring me.

My dog is a badass. His name is Kosar.

by Brownie's Year on Oct 20, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions

Been there/done that, eh?

"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert

by Simmsinns on Oct 20, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions

I’ve never done that stuff. But on the other hand…

My dog is a badass. His name is Kosar.

by Brownie's Year on Oct 20, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions

i want making a mallet joke. i was making a cocain joke. specifically about cocaine and nothing else.

because i thought it was funny to have the image of MKC sitting behind a pile of white powder on her desk like scarface

Smile big, hug bigger. Talk big, act bigger. Stop judging do something, shut the fck up do something.

by pwndabear on Oct 20, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions

I was talking to Simms, not you. :P

My dog is a badass. His name is Kosar.

by Brownie's Year on Oct 20, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions

He’s moved onto that harder stuff; only black tar heroin based jokes can get him to laugh these days.

Dawgs By Nature: Where we REALLY love belt buckles.

by Adrock2099 on Oct 20, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs

how about a nice lil gif of mr busey?

Smile big, hug bigger. Talk big, act bigger. Stop judging do something, shut the fck up do something.

by pwndabear on Oct 21, 2011 7:28 AM EDT up reply actions

This made me choke on my chicken alfredo.

My glass is always half full, b*tch

by The Licensed Optimist on Oct 20, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions

I like jokes that involve yayo

I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
Intensive Purposes? I could care less...
your whole argument is a fallacy!

by bross09 on Oct 20, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions

11 tweets in 28 minutes isn’t hard to do when you are getting fed quotes by the walrus. Now 28 tweets in 11 minutes and I would wonder if she met Ryan mallet recently

I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
Intensive Purposes? I could care less...
your whole argument is a fallacy!

by bross09 on Oct 20, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions

call me crazy, but doesn’t an OC call plays?

"You are the worst villains in football, your evil plan never ceases."-Mooncamping

by discoinferno083 on Oct 20, 2011 2:24 PM EDT reply actions

Usually.

With or Without the H

by johnf34 on Oct 20, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions

Some NFL teams have an OC but still have a different play caller.

by Bernie19Kosar on Oct 20, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions

how the shit did holmgren let shurmur start out as the OC, anyway? frustrating.

by DontCallMeJoey on Oct 20, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

It’s far beyond our comprehension.

My dog is a badass. His name is Kosar.

by Brownie's Year on Oct 20, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions

OSU had an OC but Tressel called all the plays.

by HenryDawg on Oct 20, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions

Doesn’t Andy Reid also call his own plays?

Dawgs by Nature -- where Montario Hardesty, apparently, 'did some good things'.

by North Coast Flea on Oct 20, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions

yup

My dog is a badass. His name is Kosar.

by Brownie's Year on Oct 20, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions

Yep. So does Sean Payton and Mike McCarthy.

by Bernie19Kosar on Oct 21, 2011 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions

Holmgren said "there was no way I was going to trade Hillis, one of our best players.’’

Even Holmgren knows. But it’s pretty damn obvious.

"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert

by Simmsinns on Oct 20, 2011 2:25 PM EDT reply actions

I thought it was.

by Roger Dorn on Oct 20, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions

not to Shurmur.

"You are the worst villains in football, your evil plan never ceases."-Mooncamping

by discoinferno083 on Oct 20, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions

there are like 15 tweets in a row in MKC’s feed that are holmgren quotes. very interesting and very much worth a full read.

#Browns Holmgren on McCoy: "let’s let him play and see how performs and we’ll evaluate it at end of year.’’

#Browns Holmgren not opposed to switching qbs every year until he gets it right. "You have to find that person.’’

by DontCallMeJoey on Oct 20, 2011 2:27 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Any comments on the coaching?

"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert

by Simmsinns on Oct 20, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions

just the OC comment and one about letting heckert and shurmur do all the press stuff with holmgren staying in the background

by DontCallMeJoey on Oct 20, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions

He syas to the press. Lol.

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."
— Winston S. Churchill

by JustBob on Oct 20, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

At least they are willing to give him the year.

by Bernie19Kosar on Oct 20, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions

At least they aren’t opposed to not wasting time on someone they think sucks. Looking at you Quinn, Da, Couch, etc.

Mangini apologist by default.

by Villeslgr on Oct 20, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions

Tim Couch didn’t suck.

Resident Tim Couch Apologist.

by Dawg Nuts on Oct 21, 2011 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions

he sucked at football, but he did not suck at marrying smoking hot playmates.

by DontCallMeJoey on Oct 21, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions

there are like 15 tweets in a row in MKC’s feed that are holmgren quotes.

Pillow talk.

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."
— Winston S. Churchill

by JustBob on Oct 20, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions

every YEAR? seems silly.

"You are the worst villains in football, your evil plan never ceases."-Mooncamping

by discoinferno083 on Oct 20, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions

Yeah, it’s not like we are talking Head Coaches here.

by Bernie19Kosar on Oct 21, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions

That is some good news on the OC.

I never liked the idea of Shurmur taking so much responsibility right out of the box.

by Bernie19Kosar on Oct 20, 2011 3:04 PM EDT reply actions

I don’t think any one here liked it when we were told that was his plan.

My dog is a badass. His name is Kosar.

by Brownie's Year on Oct 20, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions

Yeah how they ever thought it would work is beyond me.

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway

by notthatnoise on Oct 20, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions

Well, some do and can do. But Shurmur is way to fresh for the task.

My dog is a badass. His name is Kosar.

by Brownie's Year on Oct 20, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions

in general, i can stomach shurmur being the primary play caller, but he can’t be the head coach and head coach of the offense.

by DontCallMeJoey on Oct 20, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions

I was a little skeptical, but it seems pretty clear now that Shurmur is in over his head (not saying he can’t make it as a HC, just that he needs and OC).

Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.

by burntorangeandbrown on Oct 20, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions

I think that means he’s not tall enough to be a prototypical HC/OC.

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."
— Winston S. Churchill

by JustBob on Oct 20, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs

If only he were 5 inches taller…

Dawgs by Nature -- where Montario Hardesty, apparently, 'did some good things'.

by North Coast Flea on Oct 20, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Drew Brees.

but i can’t wait that long.

"You are the worst villains in football, your evil plan never ceases."-Mooncamping

by discoinferno083 on Oct 20, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions

His arm just isn’t strong enough for pointing at a chalkboard that long.

by themadlibs on Oct 21, 2011 3:54 AM EDT up reply actions

His YPA for throwing the challenge flag is an abysmal 4.2 yds. Not good enough for this league. You’ve gotta bomb that little red bastard out there if you want to get noticed.

by Off-the-Chain on Oct 25, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions

I agree. Even if he is calling the plays, having an OC can really take the load off of him.

I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
Intensive Purposes? I could care less...
your whole argument is a fallacy!

by bross09 on Oct 20, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions

Hearing him say that already made me way more excited for next year.

Dawgs By Nature: Where we REALLY love belt buckles.

by Adrock2099 on Oct 20, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions

wow … me, too.

by DontCallMeJoey on Oct 20, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions

It’d be nice if Holmgren coached and made Shurmur his OC.

by chitown browns fan on Oct 20, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions

Before the Shurmur hire (and after it was looking like none of the “big name” candidates was going to come to Cleveland), I was suggesting that Holmgren should find a really good OC (Shurmur / whoever), step in as HC for a year to groom/mentor him, then hand him the reigns.

Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.

by burntorangeandbrown on Oct 21, 2011 8:55 AM EDT up reply actions