But it helps

by notthatnoise on Oct 19, 2011 6:39 PM PDT   9 recs

Nope, it was me. He kept saying creepy things to me, and wanted to know my name on facebook and tried to pick up on me. It was real weird.

 

by TheDriveStillHurts on Oct 19, 2011 3:45 PM PDT   9 recs

You’re Carlos Mencia?

 

by Bernie19Kosar on Oct 20, 2011 11:10 AM PDT   6 recs

The subject line is an abomination and should be killed with fire.

 

by notthatnoise on Oct 20, 2011 1:54 PM PDT   7 recs

We have really large threads

we have bross.

 

 

by jonnyphoenix on Oct 20, 2011 4:54 PM PDT   12 recs

rec

 

by bross09 on Oct 20, 2011 6:00 PM PDT   7 recs

From reading your subject line, it sounds like you’re compensating for something.

 

by athensdawg on Oct 20, 2011 6:21 PM PDT   7 recs

with the hawk being a wonderfully majestic animal near the top of the food chain, the city of seattle must’ve thought long and hard of an icon that would represent their prowess of speed and strength as well as distinguish them amongst the other avian counterparts in the NFL, showing they can "soar higher" than their rivals, etc etc.

why does your blog demean its fanship by relating itself to that of scavenging gulls akin to ravens and other ratbirds?

 

by pwndabear on Oct 20, 2011 2:05 PM PDT   8 recs

he had the one great year, and is pretty athletic, but generally sucks and is such an epic asshole as to completely overshadow any redeeming qualities on the field.

he had the drops at michigan, too.

 

by DontCallMeJoey on Oct 20, 2011 8:52 PM PDT   5 recs

is a RagingAlot similar a Charging Alot?

by DontCallMeJoey on Oct 20, 2011 3:25 PM PDT   5 recs

by jonnyphoenix on Oct 20, 2011 5:01 PM PDT   9 recs

I've been to all those cities and Pittsburgh is just as bad, if not worse, than most of them.

Really unpleasant place.

 

by Fearless Frog on Oct 20, 2011 6:47 PM PDT   22 recs

golden taint

 

by pwndabear on Oct 20, 2011 7:58 PM PDT  6 recs

I didn’t think it was funny at all.

 

by Brownie's Year on Oct 20, 2011 5:30 PM PDT   5 recs

Marvin has nothing on me

by Brownie's Year on Oct 20, 2011 9:57 PM PDT   7 recs

maybe they can hire one now?

 

by pwndabear on Oct 20, 2011 11:16 AM PDT   8 recs

Well we want all your pwnny comments and animated GIFs to stay over here anyway.

 

by HenryDawg on Oct 20, 2011 2:03 PM PDT   6 recs

Belt buckle guy likes her ass.

 

by North Coast Flea on Oct 21, 2011 11:42 AM PDT   5 recs

Did anyone see Holmgren’s lecture to the media at the end. I actually really liked this part.

Let me conclude with this and then you’ve got more important things to do. This is not rocket science. They’re not giant conspiracy theories. Those of you that have been at this a long time, it’s kind of cut and dry. You need good players who are coached well, you need a little luck with injuries and you can get this thing done. That’s where we’re headed. I believe that with all my heart. That’s where we’re headed and I’m not talking about me, I’m talking about the team. We have a good coach, we have a good coaching staff, we are getting better players, we’ve got young people that I think will be here a while. There’s a good feeling in the locker room. The business side of it is going okay. I think the owner’s feeling pretty good, which helps me.

What I would ask is that is to kind of spread the word a little. I think distractions are created and some of them are unnecessary. They just are. It’s not helping anything and I understand everyone has a job to do. I get all that. Some of it, the distraction causes us to be less than our best at times because you are dealing with young people, immature at times, and they kind of don’t understand the big picture. People can write that I’m leaving town Monday. It doesn’t bother me all that much. We joked about it today because I kind of get it. If you write that about our starting quarterback, ‘What do you mean I didn’t tell anybody that.’ They don’t get it. I know you want us to do well, I know everybody wants the team to come back to their former glory. You can help with the formula, I guess that’s what I’m saying. I appreciate it. Thanks for your time today.

 

by Roger Dorn on Oct 21, 2011 12:36 PM PDT   11 recs

Second most polite STFU ever.

 

by North Coast Flea on Oct 21, 2011 10:22 PM PDT   5 recs

Yo, is his nickname really Charlie the Unicorn?! I may follow him cultishly, if that’s true. He already looks like a porn star.

 

by Gradysmanldy on Oct 21, 2011 6:59 AM PDT   5 recs

I don’t want a large I want a goddamn liter of cola!

 

by notthatnoise on Oct 21, 2011 6:34 AM PDT   5 recs

Sea @ Cle
Atl @ Det
Hou @ Ten
Den @ Mia (The clouds open, Tebow ascends to heaven, game canceled) 
SD @ NYJ
Chi @ TB
Was @ Car
KC @ Oak
Sht @ Ari
St.L @ Dal
GB @ Min
Ind @ No
Bal @ Jax

 

by LocalMan on Oct 21, 2011 6:11 PM PDT   5 recs

Made a few preliminary reconnaissance runs, so far there’s been no sign of enemy fire.

I’ve maintained high ground position. But game day is rapidly approaching and sniper trolls could still just be in their concealed positions ready to make an appearance. Tactical air support could be required at any moment so I’ll be providing alerts as the situation on the ground develops. This is boab, Roger, out.

 

by burntorangeandbrown on Oct 21, 2011 6:21 AM PDT   5 recs

Great idea. Except SB will print out the map and start hunting us all down.

 

by Dawg Nuts on Oct 21, 2011 6:39 AM PDT   6 recs

We should be able to give these guys a good natured beat down – just don’t be too rough on them. Seattle has always been known to have a high suicide rate due to the "gloomy weather". Bunch of sissies.

Cleveland – average annual rainfall: 37.2"

Seattle – Average annual rainfal: 34"

Cleveland – Average number of Rainy Days – 156

Seattle – Average number of Rainy Days – 150

Cleveland – Annual Snowfall – 55.4"

Seattle – Annual Snowfall – 7.1"

I wish we had Seattles weather. Whah.

 

by DaveDawg09 on Oct 21, 2011 11:08 AM PDT   5 recs

OL The Seahawks’ quarterbacks have been sacked 20 times in 5 games, while Colt McCoy has only been brought down 8 times. With the Browns, that number doesn’t tell the story of how many big hits he has taken and how often he has been forced to leave the pocket early. 
 
Still, on an overall basis, Cleveland’s line has had better protection than Seattle’s this year. The Seahawks’ offensive line gets a slight boost with Robert Gallery set to return after missing four weeks, but their starting center is listed as doubtful. A youngster is expected to make his first career start in his place. Joe Thomas.

Fixed.

 

 

by Dawg Nuts on Oct 22, 2011 8:42 PM PDT   5 recs

Maybe we can get a Little Moore Luck on offense too?

 

by emily522 on Oct 23, 2011 12:50 PM PDT   5 recs

I was pretending there was a blizzard the whole game and it made everything seem much more acceptable.

 

by LocalMan on Oct 23, 2011 2:14 PM PDT   9 recs

When your team is bad, you sit in the bleachers/bar/couch, and you cheer for your team regardless of the score. Fairweather fans be damned. I’d rather root for a losing team that plays ethically with fans mature enough to know sports are a game, than a root of a team only when they win and boo people who may lack the skills to be a top ranked QB/RT/DE/K.

Why? Because that day when your team does win it all, you can tell people that through thick and thin, you always cheered for your Browns – win, lose or tie.

 

by themadlibs on Oct 23, 2011 5:22 PM PDT   7 recs

Yeah, we all know that DA takes this shit seriously!

 

by Legoman0721 on Oct 23, 2011 6:51 PM PDT   6 recs

Murmur’s spin on the D having an outstanding game is a joke. They were only on the field for 17 minutes today.

How dare the defense force 3 and outs? The nerve!

 

 

by Bernie19Kosar on Oct 23, 2011 5:34 PM PDT   7 recs

That’s because you don’t know what you’re talking about, bross.

 

Way to gut out an ugly win, great job by the defense, and we have to figure out a way to be more productive on offense.

by DontCallMeJoey on Oct 23, 2011 2:21 PM PDT   5 recs

Golan?

 

Way to gut out an ugly win, great work by the defense, and we have to find a way to be more productive on offense.

by DontCallMeJoey on Oct 23, 2011 2:25 PM PDT   5 recs

all of them

 

by HenryDawg on Oct 23, 2011 4:30 PM PDT   14 recs

That would be our 9th championship. Steelers would have to win 3 more to reach us then.

 

by HenryDawg on Oct 23, 2011 5:02 PM PDT   7 recs

Hey the Browns won today...

by LocalMan on Oct 23, 2011 4:47 PM PDT   11 recs

separation of church and state hinders this dream

 

by youngergenerationbrownsfan on Oct 23, 2011 6:28 PM PDT   6 recs

Positive Spin:

 

Browns Victorious In Defensive Struggle With Seahawks

 

The Browns defense lead the charge in a 6-3 win over the Seahawks. Outstanding plays by Joe Haden and Jabaal Sheard were the order of the day as they forced Seattle starting quarterback, Charlie Whitehurst, into mistake after mistake. Browns defensive pressure and outstanding coverage of wide-receivers held the Seahawks to only a field goal. The Browns intimidating defensive stances and stern glares encouraged Seattle into several key penalties. Nick Jauron stated, "I’m sure proud of those guys!"

 

Negative Spin:

 

Browns Victorious In Ineptitude Bowl

 

Cleveland Browns outlasted Seattle today in an offensive train wreck the likes of which have rarely been seen in the NFL. Records were nearly set in number of punts, number of plays for 0 or less yards, and numbers of passes completed behind the line of scrimmage. Penalties routinely caused both teams to dig themselves out of 3rd and long situations. In the end, Seattle seemed to want the loss worse than Cleveland and in spite of horrendous special teams play by the Browns, couldn’t even tie the game in the last quarter. 

After the game Colt McCoy shouted, "Ouch!"

Coach Pat Shurmur was heard to say, "I knew lots running plays were the key to the West Coast offense!"

Browns Special Teams Coordinator, Chris Tabor, exclaimed "Spoon!"

Meanwhile a grinning Pete Carroll was overheard to say something like, "… Andrew Luck… sure thing… ".

 

Take your pick.

 

by Brownsyup on Oct 23, 2011 5:54 PM PDT   6 recs

Dmitri Ward’s coach

 

by themadlibs on Oct 23, 2011 5:57 PM PDT   5 recs

We really need to see what he can do with at least a halfway decent O-Line

too many people live in a box as far as offensive line performance and don’t really know what to look for in terms of their performance. If you look around the league, 80% of the forum for the teams blame their O-line on offensive struggles. Even the Jets, who have had a top 3 line for the past few years.

What you and everyone else need to realize is that it’s not normal for a QB to have 5+ seconds to throw every down. 7 times out of 10, a d line is supposed to get some sort of pressure on the QB. Just because Colt doesn’t have all day to throw back there, doesn’t mean the O line is causing him to suck the way he is.

people are just looking for an escapegoat

 

 

by The Licensed Pessimist on Oct 24, 2011 10:57 AM PDT   5 recs

Kotknus(sp)?

 

by Dawg Nuts on Oct 24, 2011 5:11 PM PDT   5 recs

Disagree. The talent is, in fact, offensive.

 

by TheDriveStillHurts on Oct 24, 2011 9:56 PM PDT   6 recs

My favorite play in the Ravens game tonight was the Joe Flaco pass to Joe Flaco for -8 yards.

Beats Colt McCoy’s single game record for ‘shittiest pass to self’ performance in the AFC North by 3 yards this year. That’s a stat, right?

 

Thanks Joe

 

by LocalMan on Oct 24, 2011 8:59 PM PDT   6 recs

Alot understands...

i like Colt alot

 

by DontCallMeJoey on Oct 24, 2011 11:57 AM PDT   5 recs

Look at this scenario: If we beat SF, 4-3, 

then beat Hou, 5-3, 

then beat everyone else, we are 13-3.

We get the bye, win both playoff games and then the big IF, can we win the Super Bowl?

 

Hey, it can happen . . . can’t it or am I dreaming?

 

by TheDriveStillHurts on Oct 25, 2011 10:28 AM PDT   6 recs

Greg Little nomination for honorable mention game ball

Sorry for the the big post, but I can’t help it, I think it’s worth another look.

I think Greg Little deserves honorable mention for the 3rd quarter play on 3rd and 8. Dude catches the ball in tight double coverage, both guys already have a hold of him. He drags them a few yards at which point three guys have their hands on him. All three of get dragged for the last yard, 9 yard gain for the first down.

Greg Little is a frigging YAC beast. Absolutely love watching him work it after the catch.

by burntorangeandbrown on Oct 25, 2011 1:18 PM PDT   9 recs

Wait, who threw this pass?

by Simmsinns on Oct 25, 2011 3:06 PM PDT   7 recs

Couldn’t have been Colt. It was just probably a normal DA pass on a short route.

 

by Adrock2099 on Oct 25, 2011 3:10 PM PDT   5 recs

swearing is not allowed

except in game day threads.

 

by jonnyphoenix on Oct 25, 2011 8:30 PM PDT   16 recs

Do you like pancakes?

 

by tr1betime on Oct 25, 2011 7:52 PM PDT   6 recs

Your death will not be swift.

 

by BrownDawg1409 on Oct 25, 2011 9:06 PM PDT   8 recs

You know not what you have just done.

 

by TKilbane on Oct 25, 2011 9:54 PM PDT   15 recs

There’s a lot of things I like more than VD.

 

by JustBob on Oct 26, 2011 3:01 PM PDT   7 recs

You forgot d) All of the above

 

by DaveDawg09 on Oct 26, 2011 7:21 AM PDT   6 recs

I don’t understand how anyone can be tolerant of such driving conditions.

Because we have it soooo good here…

 

by LocalMan on Oct 26, 2011 9:38 AM PDT   6 recs

They aren’t amazing… they’re fabulous.

 

by Brownie's Year on Oct 26, 2011 10:33 AM PDT   10 recs

Don't take away our funnies!!!

by Brownie's Year on Oct 26, 2011 10:02 PM PDT   5 recs

"Cleveland is the City"

by LocalMan on Oct 26, 2011 9:28 PM PDT   6 recs