Rebel Alliance: Playoff Preview
The fantasy football playoffs are upon us all, and the Rebel Alliance is no different. It's been an extremely competitive season and I think everyone has played well and tried to make the most out of whatever opportunities they've had.
I wasn't a part of the DBN community last year so I have no idea how the standings from this season compare. That being said, Badass Honey Badgers never had more than a single consecutive loss and Wolf Pack went on a rampage in Week 3, winning every game up until Week 12.
Here's the way things turned out:
I have no idea how I made the playoffs outside of sheer luck and creative waiver wire moves. I really don't. I went with a draft strategy of getting playmakers at WR and RB positions first. My 1st round pick was Andre Johnson and we all know what happened with him this year. Stevie Johnson has struggled off and on, and Hakeem Nicks has been relatively productive but he too has battled injuries. Ahmad Bradshaw was out for a month and has been ineffective in the 2 games he's played since returning, and I've cycled through James Starks, Jackie Battle, OMGBanana, and Donald Brown at RB. The list gets even longer at WR.
I've cycled through a QB carousel that would makes the Browns jealous. I've used Freeman, Rex Grossman, Tim Tebow, Vince Young, Curtis Painter, Andy Dalton, and most recently, Carson Palmer. Hindsight being 20/20, I should have stuck with Tebow as far as points go, but I wasn't a believer back then. I'm still not.
At any rate, I scraped and clawed my way to the playoffs and I'm glad to be here, but all signs point to me being a one-and-done.
#1 Badass Honey Badgers (I don't know this persons DBN name) vs. #4 Dawg Eat Dawg (The Licensed Optimist)
I won the waiver wire battle for Felix Jones, but that's where the good news ends for me. All signs point to Andre Johnson not playing this week, so maybe Owen Daniels will be more involved, but Houston is playing Carolina and they have a run defense that is worse than the Browns. I expect this to be an Arian Foster and Ben Tate show with little emphasis on the passing game. I could be wrong, as Cam Newton is still playing at a high level and could force T.J. Yates to air it out, but I'm up against Steve Smith too, which makes that a moot point. Add Wes Welker and Jordy Nelson (with no Greg Jennings due to his injury) and I don't see any hope of a win this week and I haven't even covered the running backs. Still, I beat the odds to get here and I just might beat them again.
#2 Wolf Pack (I don't know this persons DBN name) vs. #3 The Hard Corps II (I don't know this persons DBN name either)
I see this game being very close. Matt Stafford has been relatively solid all season. The same Can't be said for Mark Sanchez, who has had three single digit games and one game where he finished with negative 1.94 points. The QB advantage definitely goes to The Hard Corps II. Victor Cruz, Marques Colston and Calvin Johnson are quite the formidable trio of receivers and are all up against weaker pass defenses. Anquan Boldin and Percy Harvin should fare well, but I expect DeSean Jackson to be shut down by Revis, so Wolf Pack gets the edge there. Steven Jackson is coming off 3 single digit performances in the last 4 weeks and Lesean McCoy could find little room to run against the Jets, and that gives the RB edge to The Hard Corps II. TEs and kickers are relatively equal, and the edge on defense goes to Wolf Pack who has Cincy going up against St. Louis, the worst offense in football. I have no idea who to call here, but I'll go with my gut and say The Hard Corps II pulls off the upset.
Congratulations and good luck to everyone who got to this point in all three leagues, and I bet the consolation brackets will be competitive as well, even if you do end up with (much) less reason to brag.
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Bonus points to anyone who finds the link to the YouTube video.
I take this optimism shit seriously.
"Who gives two shits about Matt Roth besides Matt Roth and Matt Roth’s mom?" - LocalMan
by The Licensed Optimist on Dec 16, 2011 3:21 AM EST reply actions
I’m Hard Corps II.
I’d like to point out that my fantastic drafting skills allowed me to make 6 waiver wire transactions and a total of 7 moves for the season. Please hold your applause till the end. The other teams in the playoffs had 27, 23 and 60 (!?!?!) moves.
What does that MEAN - TO PLAY US OUT?!!?!?
I bet you voted for yourself in the poll too.
I'm entitled to my opinion. Especially if I'm wrong.
by Aussie Brown on Dec 16, 2011 9:43 AM EST up reply actions
Damn straight. You don’t think I’d vote against myself, do ya?
What does that MEAN - TO PLAY US OUT?!!?!?
It’s very bad manners, damned unsporting. Typical American. Just don’t vote for anyone.
I'm entitled to my opinion. Especially if I'm wrong.
by Aussie Brown on Dec 16, 2011 9:48 AM EST up reply actions
Well, file me under the “Typical Rude, Arrogant American”, I guess. I suppose that applies to the President of the U.S.A. when he goes into the booth and votes for himself too? If it helps – at least I’m not obese, do I get points for that?
It was all in good fun man, just like Fantasy Football in general.
What does that MEAN - TO PLAY US OUT?!!?!?
With the injuries I suffered this season, I had week to week fill-ins at WR and RB multiple times. Plus I routinely play defense according to matchups, so there’s 12 or 13 right there.
I take this optimism shit seriously.
"Who gives two shits about Matt Roth besides Matt Roth and Matt Roth’s mom?" - LocalMan
by The Licensed Optimist on Dec 16, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
well, in defense of Badass Honey Badgers, who could have predicted Peyton AND Charles going on the IR. Likely that’s why he had to make all those moves (I am guessing he was the one with 60).
I teach good life choices. That's why I almost didn't graduate high school.
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No, I think I made 27. But you’re right about the injuries.
I'm entitled to my opinion. Especially if I'm wrong.
by Aussie Brown on Dec 16, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
The 60 moves was me.
I take this optimism shit seriously.
"Who gives two shits about Matt Roth besides Matt Roth and Matt Roth’s mom?" - LocalMan
by The Licensed Optimist on Dec 17, 2011 1:32 AM EST up reply actions
Here are some videos on the Badass Honey Badger.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlvZ6anM81U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPKlryXwmXk
I'm entitled to my opinion. Especially if I'm wrong.
Yes, I’m the Badass Honey Badgers manager.
I'm entitled to my opinion. Especially if I'm wrong.
by Aussie Brown on Dec 16, 2011 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
Jimmy Graham/Jordy owners FTW.
Funny thing is, Simms is in first in the UDBNL and Welker helped him out a ton and I am in 2nd and Jordy/Graham helped me out a ton.
I teach good life choices. That's why I almost didn't graduate high school.
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I actually just missed the playoffs. Of course, this is precisely when Greg Jennings sprains his knee and leaves the game early and Arian Foster inexplicably get me not even 6 points…
Oh well, this was my first time doing the fantasy football thing. I learned quite a bit and had fun, too. Overcame lots of injuries and a newbie boo-boo in my draft strategy and still almost snuck in. I have bad luck, though. Teams blew up the week they played me, and when they played average, my team went to sleep!
by mister serious on Dec 16, 2011 11:47 AM EST reply actions
Highest scoring non-playoff team! Thanks for posting this, I’ve been kind of busy lately.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Montario Hardesty, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by North Coast Flea on Dec 16, 2011 12:00 PM EST reply actions
This should help us outsiders.
NorthCoastFlea – Dawg Pound Fleas
Aussie Brown – Badass Honey Badgers
Vezoma – Wolf Pack
Dave Dawg09 – The Hard Corps II
Pwndabear – Pwndabear’s Pwnz0rz
mister serious – Milwaukee Maroons
Superbacker56 – X Factor
Clevsports – Prttymchfckd
BrownsFan@theBeach – BrownsFan@the Beach
Heavysoviet – Pigsburgh Squealers
Bodacious43 – Hometown Browns
The Licensed Optimist – Dawg Eat Dawg
Shoulda been my team motto:
“The Milwaukee Maroons: If you like the Browns, you’ll love the Maroons.”
by mister serious on Dec 16, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
I was able to figure out a few of those (NCF, Aussie, Dave Dawg) by name/picture. Thanks th
ough.
I teach good life choices. That's why I almost didn't graduate high school.
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I would hope you could figure out Pwnda’s team.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Montario Hardesty, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by North Coast Flea on Dec 16, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
I did, I just forgot to name it.
I teach good life choices. That's why I almost didn't graduate high school.
Follow @BRoss2013
which one was that again?
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
No one knows. It’s one the mysteries of life.
I take this optimism shit seriously.
"Who gives two shits about Matt Roth besides Matt Roth and Matt Roth’s mom?" - LocalMan
by The Licensed Optimist on Dec 21, 2011 10:40 AM EST up reply actions
Nice to see I’m on top in the poll without voting for myself. Thanks guys.
I'm entitled to my opinion. Especially if I'm wrong.
by Aussie Brown on Dec 16, 2011 10:03 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
In my league Im down 10.96 pts going into tommorrow nights SF/Pitt game. My opponent is done and I have Mike Wallace and David Akers still yet to go. I think I have a decent chance of making up 11 pts. Wish me luck…never thought Id make the playoffs much less have a chance to maybe get into the final.
I’m down 0.46 points heading into tonight with the Pitt D still to play. If they can’t get me 0.46 points I deserve to lose.
I take this optimism shit seriously.
"Who gives two shits about Matt Roth besides Matt Roth and Matt Roth’s mom?" - LocalMan
by The Licensed Optimist on Dec 19, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
I totally Pwned Pwnda in the consolation round. Seattle’s D scored me 30 points, take away those and I lose by 4.5 .
Dawgs by Nature -- where Montario Hardesty, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by North Coast Flea on Dec 19, 2011 11:38 PM EST reply actions
Wolfpack had the most impressive win: 130.7 – 84.44 against the Hard Corps II
Dawgs by Nature -- where Montario Hardesty, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by North Coast Flea on Dec 19, 2011 11:42 PM EST reply actions
As expected, I lost. Dalton really let me down, but even if I had played Carson Palmer I still would have lost by 4 points or so.
I take this optimism shit seriously.
"Who gives two shits about Matt Roth besides Matt Roth and Matt Roth’s mom?" - LocalMan
by The Licensed Optimist on Dec 20, 2011 8:19 AM EST reply actions
I had a down day too, especially the receivers. When I looked at the team score, after watching SNF, I was sure I’d lost.
Lost in my Ratebeer league by three points. Should have played Carson Palmer.
I'm entitled to my opinion. Especially if I'm wrong.
by Aussie Brown on Dec 20, 2011 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
Out of 4 leagues, I made the championship in 2 of them. Batting .500, hoping for 2 out of 2 wins.
I take this optimism shit seriously.
"Who gives two shits about Matt Roth besides Matt Roth and Matt Roth’s mom?" - LocalMan
by The Licensed Optimist on Dec 21, 2011 10:45 AM EST reply actions
Here we go Aussie. The championship has officially started. I am using the Houston D in a money league so I am extremely conflicted.
"buuuuuuuh!"--- Mooncamping
Only ended up getting 6 due to the comeback.
I'm entitled to my opinion. Especially if I'm wrong.
by Aussie Brown on Dec 24, 2011 8:47 AM EST up reply actions
Congratulations to Vezoma, Rebel Alliance champion.
I take this optimism shit seriously.
"Who gives two shits about Matt Roth besides Matt Roth and Matt Roth’s mom?" - LocalMan
by The Licensed Optimist on Dec 27, 2011 8:09 AM EST reply actions
You get an official plaque with “buuuuuh!!” engraved on it.
I take this optimism shit seriously.
"Who gives two shits about Matt Roth besides Matt Roth and Matt Roth’s mom?" - LocalMan
by The Licensed Optimist on Dec 28, 2011 7:40 AM EST up reply actions

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