Presents for Browns Fans!
by Brownie's Year on Dec 25, 2011 4:03 PM EST
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How many of you got something Browns related for Christmas?
Along with a new Fender acoustic and 2 12packs of Heineken, I got 2 Browns plaques. One is of Peyton Hillis in mid flight. The other one is of DA, Winslow, and Edwards. Obviously an old one. It says "Browns Big 3".When I unwrapped it and saw what it was, I started laughing my ass off! Of course I didn’t have the heart to say why I was laughing and scream out "Those guys are nutsacks!". It’s the thought that counts. Right?
I think the best present is what my Aunt sent me. She knows I’m a Cardinal fan and not a huge Buckeye fan. The note just said "HA!" It was an Ohio State chew toy for Kosar. He’s been running around with it all morning. Just watching him being happy makes me happy.
So please share you Browns presents here. We want to know!
Merry Christmas and GO BROWNS!
Robert
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No Browns presents this year. However, my wife got me the Complete Star Wars Saga on Blu-ray. Kick ass.
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
Dude, that’s awesome! She’s a keeper.
My jerk-off little asshole pot head step brother is military bound in a few years. I got him the Band of Brothers box set. He totally ran up and hugged me.
by Brownie's Year on Dec 25, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
that’s an awesome gift. I would hug a Steelers fan if he gave that to me…I’d feel dirty afterwards though.
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I’ll Rec that. I asked for the Back to the Future trilogy on Blu Ray but didn’t get it :(. I did get a kickass immersion blender and a new toaster oven though woo wooo.
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My mom got us a toaster oven for Christmas two years ago. Must be a popular gift.
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
I had one at college and used it constantly. Great for toasting sandwiches.
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Also awesome for reheating delivery pizza.
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by North Coast Flea on Dec 25, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
I got a Browns license plate holder to put around my stupid PA plates. Also, I finally got a nice display case for my autographed Joe Thomas football (my girlfriend got the ball for me at our 6 month mark).
Even Doug Dieken admits Joe Thomas is the real #73
I have a Browns plate on the front of my car; I often get strange looks here in central PA. But that could be because Steelers fans always look puzzled by basic things.
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
by Dawg Nuts on Dec 25, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I actually opened one later from my stocking. My sister says my car will be keyed. I haven’t met a Steelers fan who cares about the Browns since I moved to PA.
Even Doug Dieken admits Joe Thomas is the real #73
My parent live in WV (diehard Steelers territory) and have a Browns license plate holder and haven’t been keyed.
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by North Coast Flea on Dec 29, 2011 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
That girl is a keeper.
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by notthatnoise on Dec 25, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
Well I went to the red rocks casino in NW las vegas to watch the Browns – Ravens game, wearing my old beat up Kosar jersey. Turns out I met 7 other Browns fans there wearing assorted Browns gear. Looking to maybe start banding together and watch the games as a group. So my present was to not be the only Browns fan in my area.
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by J. W. on Dec 26, 2011 11:25 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My wife bought me a Joe Thomas jersey.
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by North Coast Flea on Dec 25, 2011 7:09 PM EST reply actions
My girlfriend got an authentic Alternative Haden jersey from her brother. He’s an asshole, but it was an awesome gift.
Got Madden 12 – Browns/ Hillis related. Also got my Xbox slim a few weeks back.
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Got a “Factory of Sadness” T-Shirt. Nice – but unfortunately true.
Change isn't good or bad it just "is". Don Draper of Madmen
That is awesome.
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by North Coast Flea on Dec 25, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
Little OT – but Pat should man up and say that was as stinky a coaching performance and clock management that I have seen – and I lived through the Romeo days.
Change isn't good or bad it just "is". Don Draper of Madmen
I don’t know, they way I hear Shurmur was acting, that may have been on Seneca, though it is the coach’s job to fall on the sword there.
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by North Coast Flea on Dec 25, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
Even if it’s true Seneca is to blame, Shurmur threw him under the bus. He failed in at least one aspect of coaching no matter what really happened.
Even Doug Dieken admits Joe Thomas is the real #73
Shurmur took responsibility for the call. None of you read his quotes?
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by Brownsbacker488 on Dec 26, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
He sort of did, he said he was calling for him to clock it, but he couldn’t get the communication through so the blame should be on him for the communication problem. I know some here would like to think that Shurmur should say he called for the run. Frankly that would be far more worrisome than him not taking the blame enough to give the Fire Shurmur crowd more ammo to fire Shurmur.
As the head coach, I’ve got to do a better job of making sure that in those situations it gets done right, okay?
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Thank you, rufio. I wanted to look for it, but I admittedly got lazy.
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by Brownsbacker488 on Dec 27, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
According to some around here…Pat Shurmur apparently did some good things.
by jonnyphoenix on Dec 26, 2011 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
The coaching staff has taken blame plenty of times this season. But don’t let me get in the way of some old fashioned irrational hate.
by Bernie19Kosar on Dec 26, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
Cleveland Browns’ HC job description now includes “manning up” to things that your idiot QB did.
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by rufio on Dec 27, 2011 1:43 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I got the Factory of Sadness shirt. Gonna bring it to training camp and try and get Holmgren to autograph it.
Most likely he wont pay attention to what the shirt says. Im hoping he just grabs it and autographs it. Ill send my little nephew so he gets a better chance.
by jonnyphoenix on Dec 26, 2011 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
I got a throwback Browns leather jacket with the elf. It’s awesome and warm.
I also got a Browns sandwich maker. All my sandwiches from this point forward will be labeled Browns. (It’s an awesome gift, but I think it might be a clever ploy by H&H to stake claim to all my noms.)
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All your sandwich are belong to Heckert.
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by North Coast Flea on Dec 26, 2011 11:53 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
My Daughter just presented me with a gift this afternoon: an NFL toaster that toasts the word “Browns” on the bread. My little girl is awesome, as will be my breakfast tomorrow.
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
Don’t be surprised if Holmgren barges in and says that breakfast belongs to him!
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Is this like eating away your fan-hood? I can only imagine all the lame “browns” jokes Steelers and Ravens fans would make about this invention…
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by Brownsbacker488 on Dec 27, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Got Terry Pluto’s Things I’ve Learned from Watching the Browns. Not as depressing as False Start.
by The Brown Note on Dec 26, 2011 12:52 AM EST reply actions
I’ve never heard of that one. I’ll have to check it out.
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by Brownsbacker488 on Dec 26, 2011 6:37 PM EST up reply actions
Best gift I got was maybe the kickass incense holder and indian incense I got myself…oh, and a flask.
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best gift for me this year, my gf of 11 years gave me an awesome NFL authentic BROWNS WRISTWATCH!!! gotta give ’er another 11 for that alone! lol…
If I hear "wait til next year!" one more time... "&*&^$%#@()*%*&()%#$^*()%$"
First time I haven’t gotten a gun in a few years, but I got a Browns leather wallet and a Browns garden gnome 
This is awesome. I want one to put in the garden of the guy down the street who flys a Steeler flag all year round.
That’ll be $20 well spent. Only because you know he’s gunna smash it.
by Brownie's Year on Dec 26, 2011 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
My parents have one in their Browns shrine in the basement likely for that very reason. Ironically they had to buy a new one because my 3 year old niece broke it. It probably would have been safer outside.
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by Brownsbacker488 on Dec 27, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
I got one too…awesomeness. Along with a vintage Browns flag, Madden 12 (mostly for the hillis cover) and a winter coat with the dog logo for my canine daughter. Definitely a good haul.
I asked for a Browns flag. Want one outside my house. Guess I’ll have to buy myself one.
by Brownie's Year on Dec 26, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
I plan on getting a really big one to fly outside of my house when I’m not broke.
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by North Coast Flea on Dec 29, 2011 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
Worst gift. A picture of one of my sons wearing a pukesburgh jersey, no wonder I divorced his mother….
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by J. W. on Dec 26, 2011 11:29 AM EST reply actions 11 recs
You can always make a little paper Browns jersey to tape over it.
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by North Coast Flea on Dec 26, 2011 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
That’s not a pic of your son… that’s her middle finger!
by Brownie's Year on Dec 26, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
No Browns gifts for me. But when I go to Cleveland next time, I want to get a Browns license plate frame. And probably another shirt or sweatshirt.
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Browns headphones and a white long sleeved white Browns shirt from my rents. Half my clothing has a Browns logo on it.
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Not sure why I described it as white, twice.
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by Heavysoviet on Dec 26, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
It’s new so it’s still really really white?
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by North Coast Flea on Dec 29, 2011 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
I didn’t get much this year what with moving to San Diego to live on a ship, but my parents did get me $100 gift card for NFL Shop so I can buy myself a new jersey to go along with my Phil Dawson. I’ve been having some trouble debating which to get. Thomas is the most logical choice, but I’m also considering a Haden, Sheard, or Ward jersey. I also thought it would be really awesome to have a white throwback of Otto Graham. Too bad they didn’t get me $600 in gift card money…
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by Brownsbacker488 on Dec 26, 2011 6:43 PM EST reply actions
Wait until the draft. Maybe you can get the very first RG3 jersey.
by Bernie19Kosar on Dec 26, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, well honestly the first jersey I wanted was Colt McCoy. I still do actually, but if the team ends up drafting another QB and abandoning McCoy like all the rest we’ve had then there’s no reason to waste the money. I still feel sorrow for all the people with Couch and Holcomb jerseys. IF we drafted RGIII, and IF I ever decided to buy his jersey it would be well into his 3rd season IF he’s capable of leading our team to victories.
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by Brownsbacker488 on Dec 27, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
I’m pretty sure no matter who they draft McCoy starts the season next year or at least gets a shot at it. I think he would be an incredible backup. He could stay on the team for 15 years and then transition into coaching.
I think he would be an incredible backup. He could stay on the team for 15 years and then transition into coaching.
You sir, are a wizard at sarcasm.
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by SpecialBrownie on Dec 28, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe give the kid a reciever?
I think Colt will be fine if he has a running game and at least a tandem of wr’s that are decent…he is in the 1st yr of a new system and seems Shumur doesnt even know it….
by ohiostateseverance on Jan 1, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
Since Thomas just made his 5th straight Pro Bowl I’m thinking there’s no other option. Although that Automatic Otto jersey would be really frickin sweet too…
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by Brownsbacker488 on Dec 27, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
Skrine.
Mangini apologist by default.
I’m speaking about his innate accuracy, not how well that innate accuracy is translating on the field.
Right after I get a Kiante Tripp jersey.
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by Brownsbacker488 on Dec 27, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
How you liking San Diego?
Go to a Padre game. The park is awesome. And find a chick and take her to the SD Zoo. I had a lot of fun there.
by Brownie's Year on Dec 27, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
I’m waiting for the MLB schedule to come out to see if the Indians ever play out here against the Padres. I would still like to go to a game even if not because I enjoy watching baseball regardless. If I find a girl interested enough in baseball to go with me then I’d seriously have to consider keeping her around cause it’s not very often you see something like that with how much MLB has lost it’s popularity compared to years past.
And I’ve been to the zoo here already and it’s really nice, although it’s pretty comparable to the Columbus Zoo back home. It makes me wonder how crappy other zoos must be in America because I know those are two of the best in the country. It’s ridiculously over priced though, and luckily I get in free being in the Navy. Otherwise I probably wouldn’t go unless if it were a very special occasion.
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by Brownsbacker488 on Dec 27, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Hell yeah, tickets to that zoo is freaking expensive.
It’s a very small chance that the Indians come here for interleague. The A’s have only come once since I moved here. Just pick any game and go. The park is that nice. And most SD girls will go whether they like baseball or not. It’s more of an attraction than a game.
by Brownie's Year on Dec 27, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
If you say so. I just got to get out more instead of staying on the ship so often so I can actually meet one of these women. I’ve honestly never met a woman who would willingly go to a game aside from my sister and my ex who was already dating me for several years before she ever decided to go. And yeah, I have heard the Padres diamond is really nice too.
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by Brownsbacker488 on Dec 28, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
I got tickets to see the Browns-Steelers game next week. All set for cold weather, but it looks like I might need to buy some ponchos instead. Anyways, I’ll be the guy trying to explain to his daughter why it’s so cool to drive 12 hours and hang out in the rain for another four to see my team get stomped. Not sure if she’ll understand.
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Depends on how old she is. If there’s desert involved she probably won’t mind. If she’s a teenager then she’ll probably hate you for the rest of winter.
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by Brownsbacker488 on Dec 27, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
dessert*
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by Brownsbacker488 on Dec 27, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Wifey got me a Brown Josh Cribbs jersey for Christmas. Last Christmas she got me a Phil Dawson Brown jersey. Now if only the Browns would elect to wear their BROWN Browns jerseys at home. I think we wore white all season long….Boring.
Although I decided to pick orange (to be different, I got it when I was 18) and it fits a little too big, I love my Dawson jersey. I’ve always wanted to have him sign it so I can frame it.
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by Brownsbacker488 on Dec 27, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
I recall some fans here suggesting to cut Dawson this past off-season when he had his minor contract issues to settle. Blasphemy!
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by Brownsbacker488 on Dec 28, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions
I went to Jo Ann Fabrics and got 3 yards of plain brown fleece and 3 yards of Browns Team pattern fleece, Me and my wife had a few beers, laid the two pieces on top of each other and cut 6" strips all along the edges of the material. You tie the strips together and end up with a fringe around the edges of a double layer blanket. Took about an hour and around $30. Makes for a cool looking, very warm feeling blanket. Gave it to my mom for Christmas.
What does that MEAN - TO PLAY US OUT?!!?!?
Those blankets are really warm. It sucks that the official NFL licensed fleece is crazy expensive for cloth.
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Yeah, I was originally going to do Browns on one side and Cavs on the other – but the team material was more than double the cost of the plain stuff.
What does that MEAN - TO PLAY US OUT?!!?!?
Which means at a total cost of $30 the Browns fleece sold at retail value of >$20 and the plain material was <$10. Yeah I’m a dork, and I like math…
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by Brownsbacker488 on Dec 27, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
I love those kinds of blankets. I have one of those, but I want a Browns themed one.
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Girlfriend made me one last Christmas. One side was NFL, other Was Browns.
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by SpecialBrownie on Dec 27, 2011 2:39 AM EST up reply actions
I have no clue how to figure that out, but it sounds awesome.
Mangini apologist by default.
I’m speaking about his innate accuracy, not how well that innate accuracy is translating on the field.
Just take the two square sheets and cut fingers all across the edges to where it’s a frayed look, and them you tie each finger to the other sheet so it’s a double insulated blanket. One of my sister’s friends does it all the time. She made my sister a Bungles one. I think it was lost in our apartment fire a couple years ago. :o)
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by Brownsbacker488 on Dec 27, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
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