A few examples of some other teams and the workout facilities they’re using… (don’t see too many other teams getting full access to colleges – much less the full use of the facililties of a major college football program)

Falcons: (a public park)
Lions: Detroit Country Day School
Bengals: "somewhere in the Cincinnati area"
49rs: "an undisclosed gym"
Panthers: Charlotte Christian High School
Ravens: Towson State University
Cowboys "an undisclosed location"
Titans: Father Ryan High School
Jaguars: Atlantic Coast High School
Eagles: "a remote location in South Jersey"
Redskins: Northern Virginia high school
Bills: "Sahlen’s Sports Park" in Elma
Chiefs a Kansas City area high school
Raiders Buford High School in Buford, Georgia
Jets: "an undisclosed location in New Jersey"
Giants: Bergen Catholic High School in New Jersey
Rams: Lindenwood University in St. Charles, MO, then "in the Phoenix area"(?)
Vikings: "IMG football academy" in Bradenton, Fla.
Bears: "an undisclosed high school field"

By burntorangeandbrown on Jun 16, 2011 1:46 PM  5 recs

Grossi is an idiot.

by notthatnoise on Jun 16, 2011 9:59 AM 5 recs

by rufio on Jun 17, 2011 12:28 AM 6 recs

I had to make it blindfolded.

by rufio on Jun 17, 2011 5:21 PM 6 recs

I just want to say THANK GOD Tyler Clutts is showing up to these camps.

by Adrock2099 on Jun 16, 2011 10:47 PM  5 recs

Joe Thomas. The end.

by acousticswk on Jun 17, 2011 12:11 PM EDT   13 recs

Are you using some kind of magical, Mayan version of 5 or something?

by Adrock2099 on Jun 17, 2011 2:57 PM EDT   4 recs

I guess if you took pot you’d care much less about the other 4 items.

by Dawg Nuts on Jun 17, 2011 2:35 PM EDT 4 recs

Unless the other 4 items were Cheetos, Cheetos, Cheetos and Cheetos.

by golanbatrac on Jun 17, 2011 2:42 PM EDT   6 recs

by notthatnoise on Jun 17, 2011 2:52 PM EDT   3 recs

This is what television tells me. I imagine muscular guys will also "accidentally" throw their football near me.

"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein

by rufio on Jun 18, 2011 1:08 AM EDT   6 recs

Make sure the needle is threaded onto the fishing line otherwise it’s two different nachos.

Evil wins again, but Truth prevails where Good fails.

by North Coast Flea on Jun 17, 2011 6:25 PM EDT 5 recs

Screw it, I’m just going to get a massive wheel barrel, throw all my stuff in there, then melt some cheese over the whole thing.

by Simmsinns on Jun 17, 2011 7:07 PM EDT 5 recs

Well, it’s probably a little after your time what with it being a newfangled talky picture and all.

by Adrock2099 on Jun 18, 2011 6:46 PM EDT 3 recs

I love Funyuns, and the fact that they’re so much lighter than regular chips means that 10 lbs worth gets you an absolute shitload of fake onion goodness.

by Adrock2099 on Jun 18, 2011 5:44 AM EDT 3 recs

1. Fishing Net
2. Solar powered hot plate
3. Pot
4. 10lbs. of veggie seeds
5. Brooklyn Decker

by Bernie19Kosar on Jun 18, 2011 7:38 PM EDT   5 recs

I’m not sure how long the polar bear would stay loyal when he realizes you stranded him on a tropical island. Polar bears are moody.

Resident Tim Couch Apologist.

by Dawg Nuts on Jun 19, 2011 6:00 PM EDT   6 recs

I have a 2000 Jetta now. It’s a pain in the LeBron.

by Villeslgr on Jun 17, 2011 11:37 PM EDT 4 recs

Also, it’s 10:16am EST 6/18/11, Braylon Edwards still sucks and Lebron James still has no ring.

(If all the nachos are stuck together, it only counts as one nacho.)

by North Coast Flea on Jun 18, 2011 10:17 AM EDT 6 recs