Green With Envy (July 10-19)
by emily522 on Jul 19, 2011 8:47 PM EDT
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I clicked on your link to the story; within the comments of the story is one of the greatest, funniest, most accurate statements I’ve ever read:
“The Pittsburgh Steelers are a plague upon this nation.”
by Dawg Nuts on Jul 10, 2011 12:42 AM EDT 5 recs
11 hours is not uncommon, they should have been working 11 hour days since the lockout began.
by Roger Dorn on Jul 7, 2011 9:16 AM EDT 3 recs
We should trade him like the cow in Jack and the Beanstalk.
by mooncamping on Jul 10, 2011 6:48 AM EDT 3 recs
but like moon said
I wonder how many serious comments have included this phrase.
by notthatnoise on Jul 12, 2011 11:03 AM EDT 8 recs
Screw that. I expect third year player to be healthy enough to take the stairs.
by JustBob on Jul 12, 2011 5:57 PM EDT 3 recs
James Harrison calling other people stupid?!
by Simmsinns on Jul 13, 2011 3:36 PM EDT 4 recs
i really wish joe thomas met james harrison in a diner somewhere. there’d be pancakes.
by pwndabear on Jul 14, 2011 10:46 AM EDT 9 recs
by Simmsinns on Jul 15, 2011 11:46 AM EDT 4 recs
Pachycephalosaurus
This is all James Harrison is, is a thick-headed creature with a tiny brain.
by Brownsbacker488 on Jul 14, 2011 12:04 PM EDT 5 recs
by mooncamping on Jul 14, 2011 3:53 AM PDT
by Adrock2099 on Jul 14, 2011 4:33 PM EDT 7 recs
by mooncamping
by Adrock2099 on Jul 14, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
MOONCAMPING
by Adrock2099 on Jul 14, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Welcome to mooncamping.
by rufio on Jul 14, 2011 4:10 AM EDT 3 recs
There’s a reason I’ve never heard of Paul Solotaroff; he’s a meaningless douche. Go get ’em, Colt.
by Dawg Nuts on Jul 14, 2011 11:28 PM EDT 3 recs
solotaroff is also claiming to have started the issue of helmet hits with a crappy article he wrote on the back of a child’s placemat at dennies with a green crayon he accidentally ate half of.
by pwndabear on Jul 15, 2011 8:53 AM EDT 4 recs
News "writer" Paul Solotaroff blamed a young college woman’s sexual assault on her decision to go to a bar in Georgia with shady bathrooms, rather than the perpetraitor, saying "Only an idiot kid is going to go into a shady bathroom—a shady bathroom!—with NFL QB Ben Rothlisberger. She should not have strayed into his zone knowing that Big Ben was lurking back there." He also said she was "dressed provocatively" and "asking for it."
by Off-the-Chain on Jul 15, 2011 3:42 PM EDT 7 recs
I think "rec whores" is the term we decided on.
by notthatnoise on Jul 11, 2011 4:20 PM EDT 3 recs
Eww.
by North Coast Flea on Jul 11, 2011 7:28 PM EDT 3 recs
How in the hell did I wind up being the guy who sends pics of his tiny misshapen ***** to anyone with a smart phone and a ***.
If anyone, I’m Tom Brady. Three rings and a Brazilian super model for a wife. Brady is the standard bearer.
by golanbatrac on Jul 12, 2011 11:39 PM EDT 3 recs
Then there’s the fact that he says he’s retiring, but always returns because he can’t stay away from the game…
by burntorangeandbrown on Jul 13, 2011 12:27 PM EDT 5 recs
Ooohhh. Makes sense now. I’ll feel bad for their lobster children.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 17, 2011 1:13 AM EDT 3 recs
The family kept her hidden in the bathroom.
Of a bar.
by Villeslgr on Jul 17, 2011 10:26 AM EDT 3 recs
/throws up
by emily522 on Jul 17, 2011 12:57 AM EDT 3 recs
You play to win the game.
If your team is considering losing games to get a particular player as the first pick in the draft. Your team has greater problems than the player you are wanting to select will be able to solve.
by Villeslgr on Jul 17, 2011 10:50 PM EDT 6 recs
Unfollow Reggie Hodges, and you cut the bible crap in half.
by golanbatrac on Jul 17, 2011 9:00 PM EDT 4 recs
Free agency is going to be insane this year. I cannot wait to see what happens. I think Heckert needs to have Joe Thomas sitting on his right side at all free agent negotiations with hands raised in the pancaking position. We could revamp the entire defense at bargain basement prices.
by Clevsports on Jul 17, 2011 1:06 PM EDT 3 recs
the players have been negotiating with the owners this whole time to prevent the Browns organization from using Thomas in this manner. the players know that they are at a strong disadvantage because of this. why else do you think it’s been taking so long?
by Brownsbacker488 on Jul 17, 2011 1:41 PM EDT 4 recs
Mike Holmgren must be breathing easier now that he’s been replaced atop your shit-list. Although a man his size probably never breathes easily.
by Dawg Nuts on Jul 17, 2011 8:55 AM EDT 3 recs
PED’s
by Brownie's Year on Jul 17, 2011 11:24 AM EDT 5 recs
I don’t think I’ve ever witnessed such an egregious error in thinking. This response is probably pointless though, as I’m sure you’re already dead.
by Dawg Nuts on Jul 17, 2011 8:44 AM EDT 5 recs
Not if you’re a MAD one.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 17, 2011 2:16 PM EDT 3 recs
Ray Lewis warned us this would happen.
by notthatnoise on Jul 18, 2011 8:20 AM EDT 5 recs
Relevant user name.
by notthatnoise on Jul 18, 2011 11:54 AM EDT 3 recs
a 3 1/2?
by Dawg Nuts on Jul 14, 2011 11:39 PM EDT 3 recs
I vote Peterson ahead of Reggie Bush. Reggie Bush won like zero games at USC. Same with Leinart.
by rufio on Jul 17, 2011 2:42 AM EDT 4 recs
If Joe Thomas pancakes you, there will be no questions asked. You will take the pancake and thank Joe Thomas afterwards.
by C.b.I on Jul 18, 2011 9:39 PM EDT 4 recs
…I dont blame Palmer one bit for wanting to get the hell out of there. That team is definitely the ghetto of the AFC. Terrible ownership, lame duck coach, cancerous players, and a fanbase that actually has less personality and identity than the steelers fans have teeth.
by johnnyphoenix on Jul 18, 2011 5:05 PM EDT 3 recs
he’ll never be derek anderson
Let’s hope not!
by HenryDawg on Jul 19, 2011 4:30 PM EDT 4 recs
Fact: all your facts are made up.
by North Coast Flea on Jul 19, 2011 11:31 AM EDT 4 recs
I dont want to google every lil thing that you might want to ridicule.
This is why people are jumping down your throat. If you are going to take the time to say something here, take the time to look up about it to make sure you don’t sound like an idiot when you say it.
by North Coast Flea on Jul 19, 2011 1:59 PM EDT 3 recs
cruel irony.
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
by Dawg Nuts on Jul 19, 2011 3:24 PM EDT 5 recs
This comment needs to be written in comic sans.
by North Coast Flea on Jul 19, 2011 2:44 PM EDT 3 recs
If only Ben were homebound. They could have called off the ‘Take Back the Night’ marches years ago.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 18, 2011 9:57 PM EDT 4 recs
Bross Classic™ that is
by North Coast Flea on Jul 19, 2011 2:33 PM EDT 3 recs
by pwndabear on Jul 14, 2011 6:13 PM EDT 6 recs
by Kimble_79 on Jul 19, 2011 9:06 AM EDT 4 recs
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How in the hell did I wind up being the guy who sends pics of his tiny misshapen * to anyone with a smart phone and a *.
Boo. If you’re going to censor it, don’t bother reposting it.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
F***in’ right!
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
by Simmsinns on Jul 19, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
if it’s not censored on TV it shouldn’t be censored here.
Yvan Eht Nioj.
by Brownsbacker488 on Jul 19, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Still works.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 19, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The f***? F***ing bulls*** keeps f***ing g**damn word ****** filter for f***s sake s*** is p***ing me the f*** off ***damn it.
Wait why is g** filtered? Aw well f*** it. All this s*** will all be deleted within a few f***ing hours any f***ing how?
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
by Simmsinns on Jul 19, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Wait why is g** filtered
I suggested to someone that they should use their bible as kindling a few weeks ago. Deleted.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
we all need to keep our hands off of our computers, lightning may strike this thread.
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
by Dawg Nuts on Jul 19, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Without saying my opinion on the subject, you gotta admit that could be pretty inflamatory.
Pun intended.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 20, 2011 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions
anyone ever watch Arrested Development with Michael Cera’s character dating bland Ann? these posts just reminded me how hilarious that show is.
Yvan Eht Nioj.
by Brownsbacker488 on Jul 21, 2011 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Ann? I thought her name was Egg?
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
Intensive Purposes? I could care less...
your whole argument is a fallacy!
haha no but Michael from the show (Jason Bateman) probably said that once or twice.
Yvan Eht Nioj.
by Brownsbacker488 on Jul 21, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
yes…along with “bland”, “yam”, “plain”, and “Ann Hog”
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
Intensive Purposes? I could care less...
your whole argument is a fallacy!
i love that show. Ron Howard is genius for entertainment.
Yvan Eht Nioj.
by Brownsbacker488 on Jul 22, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions
lol a few of have done this. I’m not proud of myself for it.
My dog is a badass. His name is Kosar.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 19, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
YES I GOT MY FIRST TWO! now i can die happy. i’m puttin this shit on my tombstone!
Yvan Eht Nioj.
by Brownsbacker488 on Jul 19, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
Fellatio. Fornication.
(If all the nachos are stuck together, it only counts as one nacho.)
by North Coast Flea on Jul 20, 2011 2:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Someday I’m gonna say something witty and get on this damn thing. lol
I guess there's only one thing left to do.....win the whole ******* thing. - Major League
by 24rubikscube on Jul 25, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Penis. Vag.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 19, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Got all the way to this one before cracking up hysterically.
(If all the nachos are stuck together, it only counts as one nacho.)
by North Coast Flea on Jul 19, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I missed “PED’s” the first time around, excellent.
That’s what’s nice about Green With Envy. Keep up the good work, Em, it’s much appreciated!
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
Yeah, I’m sure it’s not easy to do. Good job, Em!
My dog is a badass. His name is Kosar.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 19, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Screw that. I expect third year player to be healthy enough to take the stairs.
by JustBob on Jul 12, 2011 5:57 PM EDT
Best of the best this week. By a wide margin.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
Are you on a fit right now? lol
My dog is a badass. His name is Kosar.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 19, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Nipple. Snatch.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 19, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d love to join you in the fun, but I’m really not allowed.
My dog is a badass. His name is Kosar.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 19, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Probation?
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 19, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Probation? I’m out on parole, dude.
My dog is a badass. His name is Kosar.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 19, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Hey I’m not gonna delete this. If it’s good for TV it’s good for here IMO.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 20, 2011 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions
I love to be able to call some douche a g**damn f**got because their acting like a douche without the flaming libs and religious fundamentalists both finding reasons to jump down my throat.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
Context should f***ing matter, what someone means by the words, rather than what some g**damn f**got groups, referring to either side wishing to impede free speech, want the words to mean.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
also, congrats – you’ve just laid the ground work for another “blow-up” thread.
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
I figured, at this point, the majority of this thread was going to get zapped anyhow.
Hopefully before any massive debate I’m not really interested in having.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
Cruel irony, from my point of view, would be mods leaving it all here, just to force me to have to defend the previous statement out of spite.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
I actually love debate, I just find much of it (philosophical topics on a football blog) pointless when done over the internet.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
I find it pointless to debate anything when I can’t say what I mean.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 19, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m glad I saw this thread before it all got deleted. Taint. Areola.
(If all the nachos are stuck together, it only counts as one nacho.)
by North Coast Flea on Jul 19, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I have no intention of deleting any of this. Some other mod might, but I’m usually the one with the itchy trigger finger.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 20, 2011 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh wow. Read as is, I’m like “huh?” I then read it in it’s original context, and I was like “huh?”
After about 1.5 seconds… light bulb clicked and I almost fell over in my chair.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
Very clever.
My dog is a badass. His name is Kosar.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 19, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
It even works for me out of context.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 19, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Poor Bernie. His fuckin’ head’s going to explode when he sees this thread.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
My PO told me to stay away from you guys. It’s gunna land me back in the slammer.
My dog is a badass. His name is Kosar.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 19, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Just tell him Emily started it.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 19, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
No. I’ll say the DBN Gang leader started it. u
My dog is a badass. His name is Kosar.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 19, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
If the football discussion wasn’t as good as it is (the best there is), this place would still be worth coming to just for the hysterical laughs. This evening set a new standard for a single 4-hour period, at least as far as I’ve seen on DBN. And it’s still off-season (perhaps because).
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
If this doesn’t not-so-mysteriously disappear, we may have a new meme on our hands.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
Swearing without swearing?
(If all the nachos are stuck together, it only counts as one nacho.)
by North Coast Flea on Jul 19, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ll take the heat…I really miss the comfort you get in the slammer…
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
Intensive Purposes? I could care less...
your whole argument is a fallacy!
Is that what you call it?
My dog is a badass. His name is Kosar.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 22, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
quinn. anderson.
"I wasn’t asked to catch the ball and go out in the flats and run routes, because that wasn’t how our offense was," Lawrence Vickers said. "Now people are lying and people think I can’t catch. I guess I shouldn’t have started knocking people out."
by Villeslgr on Jul 20, 2011 12:15 AM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Garcia. Dilfer.
(If all the nachos are stuck together, it only counts as one nacho.)
by North Coast Flea on Jul 20, 2011 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Seneca. Wallace.
(If all the nachos are stuck together, it only counts as one nacho.)
by North Coast Flea on Jul 20, 2011 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Yellow. Shit Laden.
Towel Lying.
Limp In Dirt.
(Haiku version)
We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose. -- Patton (channeling his inner Joe Thomas)
by burntorangeandbrown on Jul 20, 2011 8:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Booty works for both the “former QBs” version and the “swearing without swearing” version. Extra points.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 20, 2011 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Forgot all about him. I liked to keep on Madden and trade for him on Ken Griffey Slugfest.
I guess there's only one thing left to do.....win the whole ******* thing. - Major League
by 24rubikscube on Jul 20, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Sigh… I can’t leave you kids alone for a second.
by Bernie19Kosar on Jul 20, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
I had nothing to do with it, sir. I was just waiting for my mom to pick me up.
My dog is a badass. His name is Kosar.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 21, 2011 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
so i was wondering how this thread went from barely a handful of comments to over 70 in the matter of a day, and i now understand that it’s because we’re all rejoicing in naughty words! hawaiian shirt friday must’ve been moved to wednesday.
Yvan Eht Nioj.
by Brownsbacker488 on Jul 21, 2011 2:00 AM EDT reply actions
I’m not wearing pants.
True story, it’s like 139 degrees in Ohio right now.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
I considered not going to work today just so I wouldn’t have to put pants on.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 21, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
I’m self-employed and don’t have AC. I may not wear pants before September.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 21, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
After reading through this little thread I just decided to take all my clothes off. Good thing I took a shower last week so I don’t ruffle any feathers amongst my co-workers.
Hey – maybe we should all just threaten to stage a “pants boycott” to end the lockout. That should get someone’s attention.
We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose. -- Patton (channeling his inner Joe Thomas)
by burntorangeandbrown on Jul 21, 2011 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
you had me at “pants boycott.”
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
by Dawg Nuts on Jul 21, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
haha wow. that’s awesome.
Yvan Eht Nioj.
by Brownsbacker488 on Jul 21, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
DOWN WITH PANTS!
(If all the nachos are stuck together, it only counts as one nacho.)
by North Coast Flea on Jul 21, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I am down with it. Literally.
Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.
by burntorangeandbrown on Jul 22, 2011 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Jealous.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 21, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Heat index is supposed to top out at 110 in the shade and 124 in the sun here. Not 130, but still too damn hot.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
still too damn hot
Bunch of whiny damn northerners. Spend a couple of summers in Texas some day – you’ll have a whole new outlook.
We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose. -- Patton (channeling his inner Joe Thomas)
by burntorangeandbrown on Jul 21, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
And you can spend the winter here. It’ll be fun.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 21, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Heh heh! Wondered how quick someone would hit me with that.
Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.
by burntorangeandbrown on Jul 21, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
You can always “bundle up”, but you can only “bundle down” so far.
"They kept throwing it at me. I don’t know why. They just kept trying, and I just kept knocking it down." -- Joe Haden
True. I did grow up in Illinois BTW – so I’ve definitely been through both extremes.
And yes, it IS too damn hot right now (unless you live on the west coast from what I hear).
Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.
by burntorangeandbrown on Jul 21, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 21, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It was a fairly decent 72 in Oceanside, CA today. A chilly breeze from the ocean, but still acceptable. I wore a long sleeve t-shirt/shorts to the store where I bought beer and ribs for a delightful Backyard BBQ this weekend. We’ll start once the early day overcast rolls out and the sun tickles our noses.
Ok, that’s not true. But it was 72 today. :P
My dog is a badass. His name is Kosar.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 22, 2011 6:06 AM EDT up reply actions
You are a despicable bastard.
Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.
by burntorangeandbrown on Jul 22, 2011 8:47 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Yeah, I try sometimes.
The weather is why I moved here to O-side. I did my time with horrible heat when I lived in CA desert for 3 years. You know it’s friggin’ hot when you fear going outside for a smoke.
My dog is a badass. His name is Kosar.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 22, 2011 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
by Simmsinns on Jul 25, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
I was hoping someone would get the reference.
Alcohol abuse and Cleveland sports fans: hand-in-hand since 1955.
That’s the “the rent is too damn high” guy.
(If all the nachos are stuck together, it only counts as one nacho.)
by North Coast Flea on Jul 25, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
rec. however, I’ll take extreme cold over extreme heat any day (see Kimble below).
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
Me too. I’d much rather deal with cold than extreme heat.
My wife – different story. She’s a native Texan. She’s a complete wimp when it comes to cold weather.
Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.
by burntorangeandbrown on Jul 21, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Ohio Seasons:
Summer: Blistering hot, Heat Stroke = can’t leave house
Fall: Blistering hot > 2 comfortable days > Freezing balls
Winter: Freezing balls, 5 feet of snow = can’t leave house
Spring: Freezing balls > 2 comfortable days > Blistering hot
Repeat.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
by Simmsinns on Jul 21, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
fall is usually the best time of the year in Ohio. September through November tend to be pretty comfortable.
Yvan Eht Nioj.
by Brownsbacker488 on Jul 21, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah. Through December even. It seems like winter starts and ends later than it used to.
Spring is nothing but rain.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
football
o, brother, where art thou?
Yvan Eht Nioj.
by Brownsbacker488 on Jul 22, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Texas Seasons:
Summer: Blistering hot, Heat Stroke = can’t leave house
Fall: (see ‘Summer’) > 2 days of 45 degree weather > (see ‘Summer’)
Winter: (see ‘Summer’) > three weeks of beautiful sunny weather
Spring: two weeks beautiful weather > five weeks of wind, hail and lightnening > (see ‘Summer’)
Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.
by burntorangeandbrown on Jul 21, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Humidity my friend, it’s a bitch.
(If all the nachos are stuck together, it only counts as one nacho.)
by North Coast Flea on Jul 21, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
No doubt. Here in Durham, NC its in the upper 90s, but it feels like 106. The humidity here is somethin awful.
Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.
by burntorangeandbrown on Jul 22, 2011 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions
That said, I still wouldn’t trade this for another summer in Austin (weather-wise). Or more specifically – Spring, Summer and Fall since summer lasts a good solid six to seven months in south central Texas. There really isn’t any Fall, and aside from several weeks from March through April when while the floods, hail and tornadoes come through, not really much of a Spring before it turns right into summer. Humidity or no humidity – its just downright brutal down there.
Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.
by burntorangeandbrown on Jul 22, 2011 8:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Come to South Carolina. It’s horrible.
by emily522 on Jul 22, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Not much of a tourism slogan, really.
"... you slay the chicken and you crack the egg ..." - Moon
by JustBob on Jul 22, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Comment of the weekend. This is gold.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 24, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Is dbn messed up on anyone else’s computer? home news and comments on all threads dont show. I hate using my phone like this.
My dog is a badass. His name is Kosar.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 21, 2011 9:12 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Other sbn is ok. Just dbn
My dog is a badass. His name is Kosar.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 21, 2011 10:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I was on another sbn site and I wasn’t able to use the z button on two threads. No problems here yet.
"I wasn’t asked to catch the ball and go out in the flats and run routes, because that wasn’t how our offense was," Lawrence Vickers said. "Now people are lying and people think I can’t catch. I guess I shouldn’t have started knocking people out."
I deleted DBN from my favs list then added it after a DBN search.
working now. go figure.
My dog is a badass. His name is Kosar.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 22, 2011 6:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Might have to try it. The formatting on the front page for fanposts and fanshots are messed up in my browser.
"I wasn’t asked to catch the ball and go out in the flats and run routes, because that wasn’t how our offense was," Lawrence Vickers said. "Now people are lying and people think I can’t catch. I guess I shouldn’t have started knocking people out."
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