I clicked on your link to the story; within the comments of the story is one of the greatest, funniest, most accurate statements I’ve ever read:
"The Pittsburgh Steelers are a plague upon this nation."
by Dawg Nuts on Jul 10, 2011 12:42 AM EDT 5 recs
11 hours is not uncommon, they should have been working 11 hour days since the lockout began.
by Roger Dorn on Jul 7, 2011 9:16 AM EDT 3 recs
We should trade him like the cow in Jack and the Beanstalk.
by mooncamping on Jul 10, 2011 6:48 AM EDT 3 recs
but like moon said
I wonder how many serious comments have included this phrase.
by notthatnoise on Jul 12, 2011 11:03 AM EDT 8 recs
Screw that. I expect third year player to be healthy enough to take the stairs.
by JustBob on Jul 12, 2011 5:57 PM EDT 3 recs
James Harrison calling other people stupid?!
by Simmsinns on Jul 13, 2011 3:36 PM EDT 4 recs
i really wish joe thomas met james harrison in a diner somewhere. there’d be pancakes.
by pwndabear on Jul 14, 2011 10:46 AM EDT 9 recs
by Simmsinns on Jul 15, 2011 11:46 AM EDT 4 recs
Pachycephalosaurus
This is all James Harrison is, is a thick-headed creature with a tiny brain.
by Brownsbacker488 on Jul 14, 2011 12:04 PM EDT 5 recs
by mooncamping on Jul 14, 2011 3:53 AM PDT
by Adrock2099 on Jul 14, 2011 4:33 PM EDT 7 recs
by mooncamping
by Adrock2099 on Jul 14, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
MOONCAMPING
by Adrock2099 on Jul 14, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Welcome to mooncamping.
by rufio on Jul 14, 2011 4:10 AM EDT 3 recs
There’s a reason I’ve never heard of Paul Solotaroff; he’s a meaningless douche. Go get ’em, Colt.
by Dawg Nuts on Jul 14, 2011 11:28 PM EDT 3 recs
solotaroff is also claiming to have started the issue of helmet hits with a crappy article he wrote on the back of a child’s placemat at dennies with a green crayon he accidentally ate half of.
by pwndabear on Jul 15, 2011 8:53 AM EDT 4 recs
News "writer" Paul Solotaroff blamed a young college woman’s sexual assault on her decision to go to a bar in Georgia with shady bathrooms, rather than the perpetraitor, saying "Only an idiot kid is going to go into a shady bathroom—a shady bathroom!—with NFL QB Ben Rothlisberger. She should not have strayed into his zone knowing that Big Ben was lurking back there." He also said she was "dressed provocatively" and "asking for it."
by Off-the-Chain on Jul 15, 2011 3:42 PM EDT 7 recs
I think "rec whores" is the term we decided on.
by notthatnoise on Jul 11, 2011 4:20 PM EDT 3 recs
Eww.
by North Coast Flea on Jul 11, 2011 7:28 PM EDT 3 recs
How in the hell did I wind up being the guy who sends pics of his tiny misshapen ***** to anyone with a smart phone and a ***.
If anyone, I’m Tom Brady. Three rings and a Brazilian super model for a wife. Brady is the standard bearer.
by golanbatrac on Jul 12, 2011 11:39 PM EDT 3 recs
Then there’s the fact that he says he’s retiring, but always returns because he can’t stay away from the game…
by burntorangeandbrown on Jul 13, 2011 12:27 PM EDT 5 recs
Ooohhh. Makes sense now. I’ll feel bad for their lobster children.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 17, 2011 1:13 AM EDT 3 recs
The family kept her hidden in the bathroom.
Of a bar.
by Villeslgr on Jul 17, 2011 10:26 AM EDT 3 recs
/throws up
by emily522 on Jul 17, 2011 12:57 AM EDT 3 recs
You play to win the game.
If your team is considering losing games to get a particular player as the first pick in the draft. Your team has greater problems than the player you are wanting to select will be able to solve.
by Villeslgr on Jul 17, 2011 10:50 PM EDT 6 recs
Unfollow Reggie Hodges, and you cut the bible crap in half.
by golanbatrac on Jul 17, 2011 9:00 PM EDT 4 recs
Free agency is going to be insane this year. I cannot wait to see what happens. I think Heckert needs to have Joe Thomas sitting on his right side at all free agent negotiations with hands raised in the pancaking position. We could revamp the entire defense at bargain basement prices.
by Clevsports on Jul 17, 2011 1:06 PM EDT 3 recs
the players have been negotiating with the owners this whole time to prevent the Browns organization from using Thomas in this manner. the players know that they are at a strong disadvantage because of this. why else do you think it’s been taking so long?
by Brownsbacker488 on Jul 17, 2011 1:41 PM EDT 4 recs
Mike Holmgren must be breathing easier now that he’s been replaced atop your shit-list. Although a man his size probably never breathes easily.
by Dawg Nuts on Jul 17, 2011 8:55 AM EDT 3 recs
PED’s
by Brownie's Year on Jul 17, 2011 11:24 AM EDT 5 recs
I don’t think I’ve ever witnessed such an egregious error in thinking. This response is probably pointless though, as I’m sure you’re already dead.
by Dawg Nuts on Jul 17, 2011 8:44 AM EDT 5 recs
Not if you’re a MAD one.
by Brownie's Year on Jul 17, 2011 2:16 PM EDT 3 recs
Ray Lewis warned us this would happen.
by notthatnoise on Jul 18, 2011 8:20 AM EDT 5 recs
Relevant user name.
by notthatnoise on Jul 18, 2011 11:54 AM EDT 3 recs
a 3 1/2?
by Dawg Nuts on Jul 14, 2011 11:39 PM EDT 3 recs
I vote Peterson ahead of Reggie Bush. Reggie Bush won like zero games at USC. Same with Leinart.
by rufio on Jul 17, 2011 2:42 AM EDT 4 recs
If Joe Thomas pancakes you, there will be no questions asked. You will take the pancake and thank Joe Thomas afterwards.
by C.b.I on Jul 18, 2011 9:39 PM EDT 4 recs
…I dont blame Palmer one bit for wanting to get the hell out of there. That team is definitely the ghetto of the AFC. Terrible ownership, lame duck coach, cancerous players, and a fanbase that actually has less personality and identity than the steelers fans have teeth.
by johnnyphoenix on Jul 18, 2011 5:05 PM EDT 3 recs
he’ll never be derek anderson
Let’s hope not!
by HenryDawg on Jul 19, 2011 4:30 PM EDT 4 recs
Fact: all your facts are made up.
by North Coast Flea on Jul 19, 2011 11:31 AM EDT 4 recs
I dont want to google every lil thing that you might want to ridicule.
This is why people are jumping down your throat. If you are going to take the time to say something here, take the time to look up about it to make sure you don’t sound like an idiot when you say it.
by North Coast Flea on Jul 19, 2011 1:59 PM EDT 3 recs
cruel irony.
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
by Dawg Nuts on Jul 19, 2011 3:24 PM EDT 5 recs
This comment needs to be written in comic sans.
by North Coast Flea on Jul 19, 2011 2:44 PM EDT 3 recs
If only Ben were homebound. They could have called off the ‘Take Back the Night’ marches years ago.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 18, 2011 9:57 PM EDT 4 recs
Bross Classic™ that is
by North Coast Flea on Jul 19, 2011 2:33 PM EDT 3 recs
by pwndabear on Jul 14, 2011 6:13 PM EDT 6 recs
by Kimble_79 on Jul 19, 2011 9:06 AM EDT 4 recs