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Green With Envy (July 10-19)

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I clicked on your link to the story; within the comments of the story is one of the greatest, funniest, most accurate statements I’ve ever read:

"The Pittsburgh Steelers are a plague upon this nation."
by Dawg Nuts on Jul 10, 2011 12:42 AM EDT 5 recs

11 hours is not uncommon, they should have been working 11 hour days since the lockout began.

by Roger Dorn on Jul 7, 2011 9:16 AM EDT 3 recs

We should trade him like the cow in Jack and the Beanstalk.

by mooncamping on Jul 10, 2011 6:48 AM EDT 3 recs

but like moon said

I wonder how many serious comments have included this phrase.

by notthatnoise on Jul 12, 2011 11:03 AM EDT 8 recs

Screw that. I expect third year player to be healthy enough to take the stairs.

by JustBob on Jul 12, 2011 5:57 PM EDT 3 recs

James Harrison calling other people stupid?!

by Simmsinns on Jul 13, 2011 3:36 PM EDT 4 recs

i really wish joe thomas met james harrison in a diner somewhere. there’d be pancakes.

by pwndabear on Jul 14, 2011 10:46 AM EDT 9 recs

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by Simmsinns on Jul 15, 2011 11:46 AM EDT 4 recs

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Pachycephalosaurus

This is all James Harrison is, is a thick-headed creature with a tiny brain.

by Brownsbacker488 on Jul 14, 2011 12:04 PM EDT 5 recs

by mooncamping on Jul 14, 2011 3:53 AM PDT

by Adrock2099 on Jul 14, 2011 4:33 PM EDT 7 recs

by mooncamping

by Adrock2099 on Jul 14, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs

MOONCAMPING

by Adrock2099 on Jul 14, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs

Welcome to mooncamping.

by rufio on Jul 14, 2011 4:10 AM EDT 3 recs

There’s a reason I’ve never heard of Paul Solotaroff; he’s a meaningless douche. Go get ’em, Colt.

by Dawg Nuts on Jul 14, 2011 11:28 PM EDT 3 recs

solotaroff is also claiming to have started the issue of helmet hits with a crappy article he wrote on the back of a child’s placemat at dennies with a green crayon he accidentally ate half of.

by pwndabear on Jul 15, 2011 8:53 AM EDT 4 recs

News "writer" Paul Solotaroff blamed a young college woman’s sexual assault on her decision to go to a bar in Georgia with shady bathrooms, rather than the perpetraitor, saying "Only an idiot kid is going to go into a shady bathroom—a shady bathroom!—with NFL QB Ben Rothlisberger. She should not have strayed into his zone knowing that Big Ben was lurking back there." He also said she was "dressed provocatively" and "asking for it."

by Off-the-Chain on Jul 15, 2011 3:42 PM EDT 7 recs

I think "rec whores" is the term we decided on.

by notthatnoise on Jul 11, 2011 4:20 PM EDT 3 recs

Eww.

by North Coast Flea on Jul 11, 2011 7:28 PM EDT 3 recs

How in the hell did I wind up being the guy who sends pics of his tiny misshapen ***** to anyone with a smart phone and a ***.

If anyone, I’m Tom Brady. Three rings and a Brazilian super model for a wife. Brady is the standard bearer.

by golanbatrac on Jul 12, 2011 11:39 PM EDT 3 recs

Then there’s the fact that he says he’s retiring, but always returns because he can’t stay away from the game…

by burntorangeandbrown on Jul 13, 2011 12:27 PM EDT 5 recs

Ooohhh. Makes sense now. I’ll feel bad for their lobster children.

by Brownie's Year on Jul 17, 2011 1:13 AM EDT 3 recs

The family kept her hidden in the bathroom.

Of a bar.

by Villeslgr on Jul 17, 2011 10:26 AM EDT 3 recs

/throws up

by emily522 on Jul 17, 2011 12:57 AM EDT 3 recs

You play to win the game.

If your team is considering losing games to get a particular player as the first pick in the draft. Your team has greater problems than the player you are wanting to select will be able to solve.

by Villeslgr on Jul 17, 2011 10:50 PM EDT 6 recs

Unfollow Reggie Hodges, and you cut the bible crap in half.

by golanbatrac on Jul 17, 2011 9:00 PM EDT 4 recs

Free agency is going to be insane this year. I cannot wait to see what happens. I think Heckert needs to have Joe Thomas sitting on his right side at all free agent negotiations with hands raised in the pancaking position. We could revamp the entire defense at bargain basement prices.

by Clevsports on Jul 17, 2011 1:06 PM EDT 3 recs

the players have been negotiating with the owners this whole time to prevent the Browns organization from using Thomas in this manner. the players know that they are at a strong disadvantage because of this. why else do you think it’s been taking so long?

by Brownsbacker488 on Jul 17, 2011 1:41 PM EDT 4 recs

Mike Holmgren must be breathing easier now that he’s been replaced atop your shit-list. Although a man his size probably never breathes easily.

by Dawg Nuts on Jul 17, 2011 8:55 AM EDT 3 recs

PED’s

by Brownie's Year on Jul 17, 2011 11:24 AM EDT 5 recs

I don’t think I’ve ever witnessed such an egregious error in thinking. This response is probably pointless though, as I’m sure you’re already dead.

by Dawg Nuts on Jul 17, 2011 8:44 AM EDT 5 recs

Not if you’re a MAD one.

by Brownie's Year on Jul 17, 2011 2:16 PM EDT 3 recs

Ray Lewis warned us this would happen.

by notthatnoise on Jul 18, 2011 8:20 AM EDT 5 recs

Relevant user name.

by notthatnoise on Jul 18, 2011 11:54 AM EDT 3 recs

a 3 1/2?

by Dawg Nuts on Jul 14, 2011 11:39 PM EDT 3 recs

I vote Peterson ahead of Reggie Bush. Reggie Bush won like zero games at USC. Same with Leinart.

by rufio on Jul 17, 2011 2:42 AM EDT 4 recs

If Joe Thomas pancakes you, there will be no questions asked. You will take the pancake and thank Joe Thomas afterwards.

by C.b.I on Jul 18, 2011 9:39 PM EDT 4 recs

…I dont blame Palmer one bit for wanting to get the hell out of there. That team is definitely the ghetto of the AFC. Terrible ownership, lame duck coach, cancerous players, and a fanbase that actually has less personality and identity than the steelers fans have teeth.

by johnnyphoenix on Jul 18, 2011 5:05 PM EDT 3 recs

he’ll never be derek anderson

Let’s hope not!

by HenryDawg on Jul 19, 2011 4:30 PM EDT 4 recs

Fact: all your facts are made up.

by North Coast Flea on Jul 19, 2011 11:31 AM EDT 4 recs

I dont want to google every lil thing that you might want to ridicule.

This is why people are jumping down your throat. If you are going to take the time to say something here, take the time to look up about it to make sure you don’t sound like an idiot when you say it.

by North Coast Flea on Jul 19, 2011 1:59 PM EDT 3 recs

cruel irony.

Resident Tim Couch Apologist.

by Dawg Nuts on Jul 19, 2011 3:24 PM EDT 5 recs

This comment needs to be written in comic sans.

by North Coast Flea on Jul 19, 2011 2:44 PM EDT 3 recs

If only Ben were homebound. They could have called off the ‘Take Back the Night’ marches years ago.

Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.

by golanbatrac on Jul 18, 2011 9:57 PM EDT 4 recs

Bross Classic™ that is

by North Coast Flea on Jul 19, 2011 2:33 PM EDT 3 recs

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by pwndabear on Jul 14, 2011 6:13 PM EDT 6 recs

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by Kimble_79 on Jul 19, 2011 9:06 AM EDT 4 recs

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