Cleveland Browns Undrafted Free Agent Signings
by Chris Pokorny on Jul 26, 2011 12:59 AM EDT
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PrintIt seems as though teams have already been negotiating, and perhaps signing, undrafted free agents. The past few years, this website has been a great resource for following all of the latest UDFA signings. Use this as an open thread to discuss any players who the Browns have signed, especially if you've witnessed them play and can give a brief little scouting report on them.
Undrafted Free Agents Signed by Browns (Unofficial)
- QB Troy Weatherhead, Hillsdale (Source) - Cleveland Gladiators' backup quarterback, so you might see recent filmwork on him.
- RB Donald Buckram, UTEP (Source)
- WR Chris Matthews, Kentucky (Source)
- WR Juan Nunez, Western Michigan (Source)
- WR L.J. Castile, Delta State (Source)
- TE Evan Frosch, TCU (Source)
- OG Dominic Alford, Minnesota (Source)
- OG Jarrod Shaw, Tennessee (Source)
- OT Calton Ford, Norfolk State (Source)
- DL Kyle Anderson, Georgetown College (Source)
- DL Andre Carroll, Delaware State (Source)
- DE Jabari Fletcher, Appalachian State (Source)
- LB Brian Smith, Notre Dame (Source)
- LB Sidney Tarver, Tennessee State (Source) - If you check out our draft tracker from April, the Browns had visited Tarver's Pro Day.
- LB Alex Wujciak, Maryland (Source)
- LB Ben Jacobs, Fresno State (Source)
- CB Carl Gettis, Missouri (Source)
- CB James Dockery, Oregon State (Source) - Originally thought to be going to the Rams, check out his Twitter feed as he pulled a "LeBron James," but in Cleveland's favor.
- CB Darian Hagan, Cal (Source)
- K Jeff Wolfert, Missouri (Source) - If this is the right guy, he played in the UFL this past year.
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I saw that too. I wouldn’t be upset with Deunta Williams as a backup Safety
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
Intensive Purposes? I could care less...
your whole argument is a fallacy!
Cmon, Sanzenbacher, Herzlich.
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein
Damnitt.
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein
by rufio on Jul 26, 2011 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I mean just as players for the Browns
by HenryDawg on Jul 26, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Good save.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Sanzenbacher is going to be so good in the NFL. OSU prepares WRs very well for the NFL. It’s amazing that we just happened to get the one that sucks
#brownsluck
by The Licensed Pessimist on Jul 26, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
JarrettBrownQB I just talked to Noel, he said stop spreading rumors, he didn’t sign anything with ATL. Don’t jump the gun.I gotta tell him to get a Twitter
About 28 minutes ago by Jarrett Brown Cleveland Browns – Quarterback
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Also:
JarrettBrownQB Save a horse ride a cowboy!
About 2 hours ago by Jarrett Brown Cleveland Browns – Quarterback
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by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh no…
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Haha! Maybe we need to refine the name for our new style of offense this year:
WWCO – the Wild West Coast Offense.
Yeeeeee…HAAAWWWWW!!! Whoop-ee-ti-yi-ooo Giddyup little Dawgies!!
Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.
by burntorangeandbrown on Jul 26, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
He’s on the Browns?
Classic mode button! =D
by SpecialBrownie on Jul 26, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Probably me. My schtick is too thick.
Classic mode button! =D
by SpecialBrownie on Jul 26, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
So just maybe we should have spent a 6th and7th rounder on a couple of these guys you seem so keen on instead of the guys we did.
\Captain Obvious’d
come on is this the big splash? we need to bring in a ot of O line and D. what the hell is our front office doing? Did anyone see Delvin to the Cards?
"They kept throwing it at me. I don’t know why. They just kept trying, and I just kept knocking it down." - Joe Haden, Cleveland Browns.
Since when are UDFAs ever a big splash?
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 8:26 AM EDT up reply actions
i don’t mind having LBs as project players. plus, although i know nothing about these guys, they’re likely to contribute to special teams so a lot of the guys like Trusnik, Sorenson, and Costanzo could end up being waived.
Yvan Eht Nioj.
by Brownsbacker488 on Jul 26, 2011 8:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I meant before ever taking the field.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Since there were so many UDFA that still were draftable. This was a really deep draft and we have so many holes to fill. So far DB, LB, & 1 RB. Where the heck are the O line? We need that right side fixed…………..
"They kept throwing it at me. I don’t know why. They just kept trying, and I just kept knocking it down." - Joe Haden, Cleveland Browns.
We needone right tackle. I’d rather we get that right tackle in free agency. The hole is such that we don’t have time to let a guy develop.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
needone = need one
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Need more than one O lineman, and where are the DE’s?
"They kept throwing it at me. I don’t know why. They just kept trying, and I just kept knocking it down." - Joe Haden, Cleveland Browns.
I’m assuming that we retain Womack and Yates. Womack and Lauvao at guard and Pashos and a quality free agent tackle would make for a superb right side.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
If Pashos can actually get on the field. Band aides aren’t gonna do it.
"They kept throwing it at me. I don’t know why. They just kept trying, and I just kept knocking it down." - Joe Haden, Cleveland Browns.
We’ve ot to sift through the bodies and find some guys that will stick and do the job. The O line is the whole key to our O.
"They kept throwing it at me. I don’t know why. They just kept trying, and I just kept knocking it down." - Joe Haden, Cleveland Browns.
I prefer our current method of throwing sh*t against the wall and seeing what sticks.
"They kept throwing it at me. I don’t know why. They just kept trying, and I just kept knocking it down." -- Joe Haden
I forgot about him. Maybe we let Womack go then.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Anybody drafted after the third round is a lottery ticket. 99% of these guys won’t be in the NFL next year. The time to fix your team is not when UDFAs are being signed.
None of these guys will fill a hole, on any team.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
yah well some people get really lucky with there low draft picks (Pats), & there UDFA (Colts). I feel that is our turn to find some rare untouched gems, we damn well deserve it.
"They kept throwing it at me. I don’t know why. They just kept trying, and I just kept knocking it down." - Joe Haden, Cleveland Browns.
hey chris, here’s an update for you. go ahead and delete my comment after you get it:
Troy Weatherhead (QB, Hillsdale)
Kyle Anderson (DL, Georgetown College)
Yvan Eht Nioj.
by Brownsbacker488 on Jul 26, 2011 8:39 AM EDT reply actions
I am reading that Gettis ran a 4.69 40. Dude is a CB . . . makes no sense for us to sign a very, very slow CB
by Les Fleurs Du Mal on Jul 26, 2011 9:05 AM EDT reply actions
Teams that should be making cuts this week:
Oakland Raiders: $14.9 million over
Dallas Cowboys: $13.9 million over
Pittsburgh Steelers: $10.3 million over
New York Giants: $6.1 million over
Minnesota Vikings: $4.3 million over
Indianapolis Colts: $1.8 million over
Baltimore Ravens: $1.8 million over
It’s nice to see two teams in our division being over the cap albeit Baltimore isn’t over much.
"They kept throwing it at me. I don’t know why. They just kept trying, and I just kept knocking it down." -- Joe Haden
Baltimore is now 18.6 under the cap and will be close to 25 under come Friday. Don’t get too happy.
Flacco's first 3 years vs. Brady's, Manning's and Brees' first 3 years
Flacco threw for just 21 fewer passing yards than Brady and tossed four fewer interceptions. Flacco threw for 1,655 more yards than Brees, two more touchdowns and four fewer picks. Manning, who averaged 88 more passes per season, threw for way more yards and touchdowns than Flacco, but also tossed 24 more interceptions.
He played at Kentucky. Over shadowed by Randall Cobb, but he was a good WR who was just starting to come along and figure everything out. He is very good at going up and fighting for passes in the red zone.
Probably, but if he has better hands than Mitchell, he’s got the same size, so I know who I would take.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Mitchell is still growing. I’d hang on to Mitchell just to see if he can maintain his speed when he’s 6’-8".
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by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Plus he’s funny, which should count for something.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hey he’s going to be far down the depth chart, of course twitter matters.
If he ever learns to catch a football he’s dangerous.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Luckily, that’s the one thing that can be taught to a wideout.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
I love Mitchell, I hope he figures it out.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
No the hell it isn’t. You can teach a WR how to run routes, but you can’t teach soft hands. Not at this level
by The Licensed Pessimist on Jul 26, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure you can.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
uhh, no you can’t. An random statement like “it could be taugh” isn’t even conceivable; how actually would you teach soft hands? Like algebra?
That’s the reason why catch problems plague players their entire career. How do you expect to “teach” hands to Mitchell when much, MUCH better players like Braylon and TO didn’t get it. And yet it came natural to players like Little with less experience?
conjecture
by The Licensed Pessimist on Jul 26, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Its hard to teach feel but you can do it and you can definitely teach someone how to catch. For example, teaching them to use their hands instead of letting it get into your body.
You cannot not teach a grown man how to catch, simple as that. As a WR these player are expected to catch with their hands in certain catch situations. So they all know how to extend their arms and attempt to catch a ball with their hands, the problem is they suck at it.
That’s what it boils down to and that’s why your argument is wrong. The players already know how to catch with their hands, the problem is that they suck at it because it’s very mental. If they didn’t get it throughout high school and college then their not going to develop out of nowhere. Especially not a mediocre catcher like Mitchell.
Route running is more like math and is teachable. Not muscle manipulation
by The Licensed Pessimist on Jul 26, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Muscle manipulation and mental blocks are completely teachable and are often overcome. If they weren’t nobody would ever take a golf lesson, they’ld be stuck with their crappy swing for life. Is it easy? No but these guys are pros now and they have lots of time to work on it.
That’s because for one, golf swings are done standing still focusing on a still ball.
A WR is running at full speed, the ball is flying through the air, a CB is on their neck, and they have to be aware of their environment(bounds). So you are using every muscle in your body and processing information all at once. That’s a LOT of mental and physical information being processed at once. It’s not as simple as reaching your damn hand out. The two are not comparable at all
by The Licensed Pessimist on Jul 26, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m surprised HenryDawg didn’t say “I love soft hands on a WR” and then try to save it somehow.
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
…er something about longing for a good tight end or something…
Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.
by burntorangeandbrown on Jul 26, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Better to be a tight end than a wide receiver. I’ll show myself to the door.
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by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ugh. Having lost though the new CBA the ability to throw money at UDFAs, we get a good and honest look at what players think of Holmgren / Shurmer / Cleveland / The Browns. Not a top tier prospect in the lot. Camp fodder. Future roster cuts one and all.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
I think you are taking your anti-Holmgren and Heckert shtick a bit too far. Undrafted free agents, let us not forget, these guys are all longshots across the league. The guys that do end up making it are the ones most people haven’t heard of.
by Roger Dorn on Jul 26, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Too far? Never.
Seriously though, this isn’t do or die time. There are some good looking prospects available. We just failed to sign any of them. Noel Devine would go a long way toward saving the day.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
That’s my biggest fear. A mediocre free agent class in what should be the biggest feeding frenzy in league history.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
We will have to spend money in free agency per the new CBA. Literally have to.
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein
Sure, but we don’t have to spend it wisely.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
It doesn’t matter how we spend it, you won’t think we’ve spent it wisely.
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein
by rufio on Jul 26, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Not true at all. We come away with a legit Tackle and a legit End and I’m all smiles.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
I don’t believe you but am willing to wait and see.
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein
by rufio on Jul 26, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
REC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"They kept throwing it at me. I don’t know why. They just kept trying, and I just kept knocking it down." - Joe Haden, Cleveland Browns.
by J. W. on Jul 26, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
calm down
"It is unlikely that anyone has ever read Nietzsche or Derrida and has been inspired to open a soup kitchen"
Don’t worry, it’s not a real rec.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
by Simmsinns on Jul 26, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
This is what I saw when I read that.
"Quote goes here."
by Adrock2099 on Jul 26, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
For a mom, she’s got nice legs.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah it is.
"They kept throwing it at me. I don’t know why. They just kept trying, and I just kept knocking it down." - Joe Haden, Cleveland Browns.
An invisible rec?
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by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
This is true, but the question has to be posed is this the result of the FO or the how players see Cleveland?
That’s why we have to build through strong drafts, and we’ve failed hard at that.
by The Licensed Pessimist on Jul 26, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
You were right Dorn, I did take it a bit too far.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
These guys are UNDRAFTED free agents….This is the yard sale of football players.
Of course most of them will be cut or practice team. Heck a lot of first rounders never amount to anything, much less players who are left over.
Don’t be such a Debbie Downer. I’m excited just to have the chance to watch the Browns this year.
Probably me. My schtick is too thick.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Best of the UDFAs.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Brian Smith seems like a good prospect. This video isn’t that great but there are some plays that make him look promising.
MKC just referenced DBN in a tweet. I had a hearty laugh.
by Roger Dorn on Jul 26, 2011 11:23 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
We apparently know more than our beat reporters. So much for access!
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
What did she say?
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Hitler did some good things.
"I wasn’t asked to catch the ball and go out in the flats and run routes, because that wasn’t how our offense was," Lawrence Vickers said. "Now people are lying and people think I can’t catch. I guess I shouldn’t have started knocking people out."
by Villeslgr on Jul 26, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
She’s using this article as her primary source for Browns signings.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Just saw it. I’ll bet we see a large influx of clecommers soon.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe I’ll remove the 24-hour waiting period just for kicks.
Actually, this is the time I technically should remove it. Even if we have to filter out more spam, it could be a win if we pick up a couple of good regulars.
Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.
by Chris Pokorny on Jul 26, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Fine by me. The ones that need to be heavily modded don’t last long anyway.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Hide (for picture)
heh, you guys are going to damage any future media relations I try to have with MKC :-( Here is the tweet, I might print it out and hang it up on my fridge.
(Click link for full size)
Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.
by Chris Pokorny on Jul 26, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
MKC has a nice pic on her twitter…….
"They kept throwing it at me. I don’t know why. They just kept trying, and I just kept knocking it down." - Joe Haden, Cleveland Browns.
i’d like to be on her twitter if you know what i mean…
THREAD KILLER
by pwndabear on Jul 26, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
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by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
THAT IS THE COOLEST BELT BUCKLE EVER
THREAD KILLER
by pwndabear on Jul 26, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions 14 recs
Damn, Heckert is even bigger than I thought, though his sense of style got a lot better.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
And he’s checking out MKC.
(If all the nachos are stuck together, it only counts as one nacho.)
by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Good Lord!
She’s like the training camp exercise bike, all the injured Browns get a ride.
by Roger Dorn on Aug 2, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up actions 5 recs
http://www.dawgsbynature.com/2010/8/1/1599963/cleveland-browns-training-camp#43479409
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
W. T. F.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Simpler times, before I was a mod.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
although, I should warn you, at the company I work at, simply typing WTF gets you in trouble, so we are on equal grounds.
where’s the fire gets you in trouble? what, do you work for a christian diocese or something?
THREAD KILLER
Do you need that comment hidden?
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That’s good. I’d hate to cost anyone a job.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Most anyone.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
The TSA?
(If all the nachos are stuck together, it only counts as one nacho.)
by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
lol that guy is honestly what I imagine all of you to look like.
"It is unlikely that anyone has ever read Nietzsche or Derrida and has been inspired to open a soup kitchen"
by troy145 on Jul 26, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"They kept throwing it at me. I don’t know why. They just kept trying, and I just kept knocking it down." -- Joe Haden
Dude, why u gotta copy the tag line? Also, why do you have the tape on the glasses? Did you sit on them once or twice?
"They kept throwing it at me. I don’t know why. They just kept trying, and I just kept knocking it down." - Joe Haden, Cleveland Browns.
...
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
by Simmsinns on Jul 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
German engineering in da house!
(If all the nachos are stuck together, it only counts as one nacho.)
by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
This one cracked me up.
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by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
i honestly relate almost all of you regulars to certain peopel in my head. i have very vivid images i relate each of you to.
"It is unlikely that anyone has ever read Nietzsche or Derrida and has been inspired to open a soup kitchen"
I picture Roger as Roger Dorn. I pray that is him in real life. Same goes for Golan. I imagine him a large, furry man.
Classic mode button! =D
by SpecialBrownie on Jul 26, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don’t really imagine them as anything, more so I just associate screen names with long standing avatars and commenting personality.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
This is also why ‘m so confused over the two Grimace’s.
Classic mode button! =D
by SpecialBrownie on Jul 26, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Imaginging Moony as a dog who’s apparently smart enough to type always helps me understand his posts.
Only thing manlier than football? Ponies.
by BrownDawg1409 on Jul 26, 2011 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions
(If all the nachos are stuck together, it only counts as one nacho.)
by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Buckle needs no caption.
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by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Not even close. Shaved head. Clean shaven (except for a neatly trimmed chin pussy). Shifty eyes.
Plus I never wear Brown.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m picturing something close to this
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
by Simmsinns on Jul 26, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No mousetache, no glasses. Add 100 pounds.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that you in the middle?
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
by Dawg Nuts on Jul 26, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Bingo!
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by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I picture Golan using a typewriter to post on DBN.
"I wasn’t asked to catch the ball and go out in the flats and run routes, because that wasn’t how our offense was," Lawrence Vickers said. "Now people are lying and people think I can’t catch. I guess I shouldn’t have started knocking people out."
by Villeslgr on Jul 26, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
I picture him hammering away at an old Doogie Howser style PC run by a gas generator in a cabin in the mountains somewhere. The generator my also be bicycle powered, I’m not sure which.
(If all the nachos are stuck together, it only counts as one nacho.)
by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
and he’s making Kwoog ride the bike. I’m thinking that’s why he doesn’t post that often.
"I wasn’t asked to catch the ball and go out in the flats and run routes, because that wasn’t how our offense was," Lawrence Vickers said. "Now people are lying and people think I can’t catch. I guess I shouldn’t have started knocking people out."
by Villeslgr on Jul 26, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
South Korea I believe.
(If all the nachos are stuck together, it only counts as one nacho.)
by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
smokescreen
"I wasn’t asked to catch the ball and go out in the flats and run routes, because that wasn’t how our offense was," Lawrence Vickers said. "Now people are lying and people think I can’t catch. I guess I shouldn’t have started knocking people out."
by Villeslgr on Jul 26, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I picture Golan using a typewriter to post on DBN.
Golan still uses punch cards. Here’s one of his recent comments after feeding it through his old IBM mainframe. Stubborn old bastard still refuses to upgrade.
Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.
by burntorangeandbrown on Jul 26, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Two tin cans and a string.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Oooh who am I?
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by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
That is freaking epic, she should make a DBN account.
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by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe she has one already
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe she was the one chick you guys chased off, with the grand fanpost introduction.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
Hey that woman stayed around after that! I don’t know why she never came back. Also, she used her real name I think.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I see, I don’t even remember the name, I just watched the blood bath. It’s always amusing watching new users get the rude awakening.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
Karen Marie.
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by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
You may not believe this, but I try to be nice.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I myself didn’t even comment my first few months around here.
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by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I jumped in head first and immediately got into an argument with Kwoog, then Brad the next day.
"They kept throwing it at me. I don’t know why. They just kept trying, and I just kept knocking it down." -- Joe Haden
Yeah I sensed blood in the water and waited til I knew how to swim fast enough.
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by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t know if it was my first post, but I jumped in around the same time as moon. I got in a huge argument with Brad about whether or not moon should be banned.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I chilled for about 4-5 months, then changed DBN forever.
I miss being a minion.
Classic mode button! =D
by SpecialBrownie on Jul 26, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
And she had a real picture of herself as her avatar?
Wait, what?
"I wasn’t asked to catch the ball and go out in the flats and run routes, because that wasn’t how our offense was," Lawrence Vickers said. "Now people are lying and people think I can’t catch. I guess I shouldn’t have started knocking people out."
Devil DOG?
"I wasn’t asked to catch the ball and go out in the flats and run routes, because that wasn’t how our offense was," Lawrence Vickers said. "Now people are lying and people think I can’t catch. I guess I shouldn’t have started knocking people out."
DawgsNHawgs?
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
by Simmsinns on Jul 26, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
GhostRider?
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by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
SALTYDOG
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Chris is the true Browns beat writer.
by Bernie19Kosar on Jul 26, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’m going to try to get one post per player tonight and tomorrow with whatever info I can dig up on them (probably won’t be much, but it can substitute for not having the training camp previews this year).
Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.
Western Michigan WR Juan Nunez to Browns
http://mobile.twitter.com/nfldraftinsider
Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile
Juan Nunez seems to have potential. I ignored the University of Akron game at the beginning of the video because they were horrible last year. But he seemed to have good hands with the ability to get vertical and catch the ball in traffic. Seems like he could be a deep threat candidate with experience.
Good move for him. If he’s ever going to put up tons of yards, it’ll be in a Mike Martz offense.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
FYI
Marvin Lewis has said Carson Palmer will retire. Looks like Andy Dalton is the #Bengals guy this year.
http://mobile.twitter.com/nfldraftinsider
Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile
i had literally just said the same thing to a friend of mine. im hoping they make the final cut. i mean hey, manginis gone so is it really necessary to keep the ‘special teamers’ like trusnik n constanzo (although i like them)
by Stan Wizz - Go Browns on Jul 26, 2011 12:05 PM EDT reply actions
this being aimed towards mooncamping liking brian smith and alex w
by Stan Wizz - Go Browns on Jul 26, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
OT but,
In anyone’s opinion; could Evan Moore be a legitimate WR in the new WC scheme? If not an every down guy, on 4 wides? The rookie may even be better suited, but is new to even being a TE, much less coming into his first year learning the WR role.
Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile
I think every down would be a recipe for disaster given his injury history, but to answer your question, I’d expect him to be a tad slow to line up wide.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
And please do not use the subject line when you post here. Thanks!
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein
Whoa, i didn’t notice that until just now. What is the reason, may I ask? I will conform, but I’m curious as to why.
Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile
We don’t really think it serves a purpose, and it makes longer threads hard to read.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Sometimes it’s good, like when you post an image. By clicking on the type in a subject line, you can hide a post. This makes thing easier to load for people with slower connections or on phones/tablets.
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein
Particularly gifs.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
to add on (not to just pile on if it feels that way), some find it annoying when people use the subject line not as a subject line but for the first few words of what you are saying.
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
Intensive Purposes? I could care less...
your whole argument is a fallacy!
Interesting;
Nick Barnett looks to be out in Green Bay via foreshadowing twitter comments per @TheGypsyPrince
http://mobile.twitter.com/nfldraftinsider
Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile
Probably me. My schtick is too thick.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
When you phrase it like that it sounds like you are compensating for something golan.
by Off-the-Chain on Jul 26, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is Justin Boren still sitting around? I know we need a tackle more than another guard, but our O-line depth is weak. He was a serviceable guard at OSU and would be a good pickup. I know how much DBN loves buckeyes. I myself am inclined to be a homer (about to graduate from OSU).
Looks like the Ravens got him. Worse is that the Steelers got John Clay, the next coming of the bus.
Clay is garbage. He’ll never do anything in the NFL. Waaay to slow.
by Bernie19Kosar on Jul 26, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Slightly OT: have you seen the 290lbs HS running back?
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein
http://www.alongtheolentangy.com/2011/7/22/2288885/cincinnati-rb-dion-dawson
The film is hilarious.
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein
The first run is almost joke-like. A huge #31 running through arm tackles brought back the Jamal Lewis game against us.
Watch this kid go to a MAC team and run for a bajillion yards, 7 yards at a time.
by Bernie19Kosar on Jul 26, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Please be Kent, please be Kent…
Classic mode button! =D
by SpecialBrownie on Jul 26, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
In what should be a major help in rebuilding our team, our FO is still being too damn timid. We want to start winning before JT gets too old damnit.
"They kept throwing it at me. I don’t know why. They just kept trying, and I just kept knocking it down." - Joe Haden, Cleveland Browns.
Holmgren said money was no issue, so either he breaks the bank or he’s a filthy liar.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
I think he’s a filthy liar, but that doesn’t mean we won’t break the bank.
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by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
You don’t rebuild through UDFAs.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
No, though you bring in a ton of them, sift through the junk, and get a few gems. We need to do a really damn good job of sifting.
"They kept throwing it at me. I don’t know why. They just kept trying, and I just kept knocking it down." - Joe Haden, Cleveland Browns.
That sounds like a good idea, but you only have a finite amount of time to prepare your team for the upcoming season and a finite amount of resources to do so. Do we really want to spend our time and resources evaluating UDFAs? I would imagine that we’ve already done quite a bit of due diligence on these guys prior to the draft and before that we would not need to bring a bunch of them in to sift through.
"I wasn’t asked to catch the ball and go out in the flats and run routes, because that wasn’t how our offense was," Lawrence Vickers said. "Now people are lying and people think I can’t catch. I guess I shouldn’t have started knocking people out."
Joe Thomas doesn’t age. He is immortal wine and he will always be getting better.
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
Intensive Purposes? I could care less...
your whole argument is a fallacy!
For simplying that the ravages of time can effect Joe Thomas, you will be pancaked. Don’t try to run or hide, it is inevitable.
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by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t cry if Joe pancaked me. I would get his autograph and ask for the next home game tickets. It would be an honor to get pancaked by a football god.
"They kept throwing it at me. I don’t know why. They just kept trying, and I just kept knocking it down." - Joe Haden, Cleveland Browns.
you think you’d be coherent enough to ask for his autograph? that’s a good one.
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
Yes, Yes I do know that I could take a hit from him. Not saying it wouldn’t hurt my old body now, but I can still take a hit from an OT.
"They kept throwing it at me. I don’t know why. They just kept trying, and I just kept knocking it down." - Joe Haden, Cleveland Browns.
& it would still be an honor that I would want on film. So in the future, my kids kids (who BTW better be Browns fans or they are disowned) can see what a football God is.
"They kept throwing it at me. I don’t know why. They just kept trying, and I just kept knocking it down." - Joe Haden, Cleveland Browns.
You would be immediately vaporized. The only reason DEs aren’t is because he doesn’t want a penalty, not that he could actually be penalized.
Joe thomas doesn’t like to talk to people, i was yelling at him from the sidelins and he gave me a dark look of evil…i knew that if i wasn’t careful, i’d get pancaked.
by lightninmcqueen on Jul 26, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Was Ross Homan taken in the draft?
by The Licensed Pessimist on Jul 26, 2011 1:05 PM EDT reply actions
Probably me. My schtick is too thick.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
He was overshadowed by Laurinaitis at MLB. He projects as a backup sam linebacker. Not a stud but solid. He used to come into GIant Eagle every week and buy 3 pounds of turkey when I worked there lol. You can definitely tell hes a football player. He has abnormally large arm muscles, those things looked like tree trunks!
We need to bring in Emmanuel Moody. Kid is extremely talented but was dumb enough to bounce between Florida and USC, the two most overcrowded schools in the country
by The Licensed Pessimist on Jul 26, 2011 1:12 PM EDT reply actions
Nothing new on twitter. This made me laugh though:
In west Virginia fukkkkk!!!
About 2 hours ago by Phil Taylor Cleveland Browns – Nose Tackle
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
I really do not like West Virginia.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve spent 5 days in WV on a hunting trip. It was awesome.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
Most of my experience with the state is driving through, and most of that on charter busses, with that awful recycled air. Driving through the mountains in a bus is no fun.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve driven through WV many times as well, though never on a charter bus, but it’s usually a decent scenic view. I’d prefer it over endless asphalt. Though, if you’re a fan of the outdoors, WV is an entirely different experience.
We actually were “lucky” enough to be in our fairly remote cabin during one of WV’s worst snow storms is something like 40 years (Winter ‘09-10, don’t recall the exact dates). It was fun.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
I get carsick every time, the combination of the stale air and the winding roads is no good.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
You need to drive through in a car with the windows down and get some fresh mountain air in your lungs. Beautiful place to drive through in the fall. Long as you stay in the mountains your ok, if you come down to the more populated areas, you will probably be breathing in all the crap the plants around here put out, ie…dupont.
"They kept throwing it at me. I don’t know why. They just kept trying, and I just kept knocking it down." -- Joe Haden
My problem is I only tend to pass through on my way to track meets, and those are in buses.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
My list of worst states I’ve ever been in goes as follows.
Georgia.
WV.
Classic mode button! =D
by SpecialBrownie on Jul 26, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
WOAH
"It is unlikely that anyone has ever read Nietzsche or Derrida and has been inspired to open a soup kitchen"
There he is!
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
What’s weird is that you could almost mean this literally.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Lulz. Bio humor.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jul 26, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Michigan.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
by Simmsinns on Jul 26, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That’s where I go for NASCAR events. It gets a break.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jul 26, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
One more reason to hate Michigan.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
by Simmsinns on Jul 26, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
But honestly, I hid under the window the whole time in Georgia. I was so freaked out. My Grandpa’s gated community nd private lake was great… the surrounding area not so much.
I ate at a BK in WV. As bad as BK experiences already are, WV made it twice as worse.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jul 26, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
You’re the one infering mister.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jul 26, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s racist. But I saw few rednecks.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jul 26, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions
& what do you consider a REDNECK?
"They kept throwing it at me. I don’t know why. They just kept trying, and I just kept knocking it down." - Joe Haden, Cleveland Browns.
Anyone south of the Mississippi.
Anyone north is a Canuck.
"I wasn’t asked to catch the ball and go out in the flats and run routes, because that wasn’t how our offense was," Lawrence Vickers said. "Now people are lying and people think I can’t catch. I guess I shouldn’t have started knocking people out."
Last I checked, the Mississippi ran North-South. Anyone south of the Mississippi would be in the Gulf.
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by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, I just realized, you can’t say those things. Unless it’s a one way street around here.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
Huh? Oh yeah… mention of the Confederacy. My bad. Mods can delete that. I wasn’t thinking when I posted it.
Lol, sure. That’s what Simms meant.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jul 26, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Simms for teh lulz.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jul 26, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I like the state (especially the upper peninsula) but hate the roads. Flat tire every time.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
That is why I like Terry’s and their warranty. My yoko’s get replaced free for life.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jul 26, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I just got back from camping on Lake Huron, and loved it. I’ve been to the UP a few times and found it similarly enjoyable.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Massachusetts, really. I’ve only been to Boston, was there for 3 days, but it was a hell hole. I spent 97% of time in a convention center that was also of shitty design. The people were actually fairly nice though.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
I hate the “Bahstahn” accent. Don’t know why but it bothers me.
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by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Because it sounds uneducated?
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by SpecialBrownie on Jul 26, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
It does have the most colleges per square mile in the country, probably the world and most of them you would trade a nut to get into.
College is overrated, nuts are not. Especially cashews.
"I wasn’t asked to catch the ball and go out in the flats and run routes, because that wasn’t how our offense was," Lawrence Vickers said. "Now people are lying and people think I can’t catch. I guess I shouldn’t have started knocking people out."
Cashews>Nuts
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
Intensive Purposes? I could care less...
your whole argument is a fallacy!
buuuuuuuh!
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
by Dawg Nuts on Jul 27, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My list would be Pennsylvania, Maryland, and Michigan.
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by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
everything east of pittsburgh in Pennsylvania is nice.
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
Intensive Purposes? I could care less...
your whole argument is a fallacy!
Pains me to say this… I was in Pittsburgh for a few days and…. really enjoyed it.
I’m going to go take a long cold shower now.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
FLAG!
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by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I liked the area I was in in pittsburgh when I went there last…granted its near the airport and right near the area people pass through when they are trying to get the hell out of pittsburgh.
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
Intensive Purposes? I could care less...
your whole argument is a fallacy!
Simms & Bross, you both made me throw up in my mouth a little. I hated the time I spent in Pukesburgh, and the place stank like a Tacoma paper mill.
"They kept throwing it at me. I don’t know why. They just kept trying, and I just kept knocking it down." - Joe Haden, Cleveland Browns.
That is an insult to paper mills.
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by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
most of Pittsburgh is okay; everything except the city and the people.
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
by Dawg Nuts on Jul 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
I’ve been to 20 states and West Virginia is by the far the worst.
by BrownsFanRegina on Jul 26, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Kansas
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein
Kansas, Nebraska, and Iowa are so boring.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Not cool.
Lived in GA for 14 years. Seriously, the south has the most beautiful women.
by Bernie19Kosar on Jul 26, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
and its not even close. California and NYC are the only places I’ve been that might ever even dream of pretending to be near the caliber the south brings to the table, and thats just because I like asian girls, which the south fails to deliver.
"It is unlikely that anyone has ever read Nietzsche or Derrida and has been inspired to open a soup kitchen"
haiti isn’t in asia, is it?
"It is unlikely that anyone has ever read Nietzsche or Derrida and has been inspired to open a soup kitchen"
Haha, no.
(If all the nachos are stuck together, it only counts as one nacho.)
by North Coast Flea on Jul 27, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
You can thank Savannah being so nice to a fellow Ohioan.
Sherman – World’s greatest achitect or world’s greatest?
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by SpecialBrownie on Jul 26, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
The old squares in Savannah are nice and I like going to Churchill’s Pub but those squares are hemmed in by some pretty seedy areas. I prefer Charleston, SC for the olde time architecture.
"... you slay the chicken and you crack the egg ..." - Moon
Charleston is a very nice city. Some of the best architecture I’ve seen in the States, imo.
by Off-the-Chain on Jul 27, 2011 8:55 AM EDT up reply actions
I like Atlanta. I bet Savannah’s nice too. I don’t like WV (what I’ve seen of it at least), but I’m sure there are some nice areas. I mean, I love Ohio but most people think it’s a shit hole.
Most people I encounter think of Ohio as either rusted-out or a bunch of cornfields.
"Quote goes here."
I think of Ohio as north Florida mixed with Chicago.
Ive never been to Ohio though, my experience is based off my family and friends from there. A lot of yall seem to find your way down hyuh.
"It is unlikely that anyone has ever read Nietzsche or Derrida and has been inspired to open a soup kitchen"
It’s a combination for me. I think many people would be surprised at how nice the Shaker Heights/University Heights/Beachwood area is. I miss places like Beachwood Mall and Legacy so much.
I can walk to Legacy from where I live. Beachwood Place too. Coventry is by far my favorite.
"I guess I shouldn't have started knocking people out." - Vickers
Seconded, I love Coventry. Probably my favorite place in Cleveland.
by Off-the-Chain on Jul 27, 2011 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions
BTW, the Co. I work for has positions in Springfield OH. Is that place a shithole? I’ve passed through Ohio many times but never stayed more than a few days.
"They kept throwing it at me. I don’t know why. They just kept trying, and I just kept knocking it down." - Joe Haden, Cleveland Browns.
I’ve been down in that area in the past. It’s not a shithole, but there isn’t much around there if I recall correctly.
by Off-the-Chain on Jul 27, 2011 8:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Great place to visit, awful place to live. I have experience in that area.
(If all the nachos are stuck together, it only counts as one nacho.)
by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Treason!!
"They kept throwing it at me. I don’t know why. They just kept trying, and I just kept knocking it down." -- Joe Haden
Cleveland is my homeland good sir. But besides that, Hancock county is a shit hole.
(If all the nachos are stuck together, it only counts as one nacho.)
by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
At least in WV,there is a lesser chance of getting murdered if you get off the bus.Maybe bored to death though,unless you like mountains and woods,Beautiful state,but not much to do unless you like the outdoors.Or Noel Devine,he’s really fun to watch,or was, I should’ve said.Would be nice to see him in a Browns uniform.He might get crushed,but it would be nice to see one of the Steelers trying to chase him down,don’t think they have anyone fast enough to catch him.Go Browns1
Wah wah wahhhhhh I want teh Browns to sign some super secret all star UDFA with heat vision and admantium bones I hate the front office wah wah wah.
"It is unlikely that anyone has ever read Nietzsche or Derrida and has been inspired to open a soup kitchen"
by troy145 on Jul 26, 2011 1:32 PM EDT reply actions 9 recs
And he better damn well have lasers shooting from his eyes.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
Dude, we already have Joe Thomas.
by Off-the-Chain on Jul 26, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Plus, Carlton Mitchell already has the power of invisibility.
by Off-the-Chain on Jul 26, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Amazing how Twitter is literally the source for the entire UDFA process this year. It was partially like that last year, but this year it is just about 100% the source.
Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.
Hey guys do what i did and try this:
step 1: forget we drafted Greg Little
step 2: worry alot about our WR situation
step 3: remember we drafter Greg Little
its almost as good as learning about a kickass UDFA signing.
"It is unlikely that anyone has ever read Nietzsche or Derrida and has been inspired to open a soup kitchen"
[Remembers we drafted a hot-head player who has played WR for 8 months his entire life, was suspended his last year, is a hot-head and runs routes like he’s in a wheelchair]
Our WR situation is saved!!!! Thanks Troy145
by The Licensed Pessimist on Jul 26, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
93 parking tickets. All we need to know.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
for some reason, this gif plays like 10x faster at home than at work. much funnier at home.
THREAD KILLER
I think you have to look at it for awhile. On my computer the speed varies. It might have to do with your connection.
"I wasn’t asked to catch the ball and go out in the flats and run routes, because that wasn’t how our offense was," Lawrence Vickers said. "Now people are lying and people think I can’t catch. I guess I shouldn’t have started knocking people out."
you’ve usurped my gif.
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
by Dawg Nuts on Jul 26, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sorry, I only borrowed it in a time of extreme need!
by Off-the-Chain on Jul 27, 2011 8:56 AM EDT up reply actions
This does not signify a player with complete disregard for rules or expectations. Neither does shouting over an player you just injured.
by The Licensed Pessimist on Jul 26, 2011 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
People never change, especially not after being given a year to reflect on their actions.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
And no one can improve their ability to catch a ball.
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein
you’re right, giving them tons on money definitely helps them change their attitude.
by The Licensed Pessimist on Jul 26, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I never said that. I’m worried about the guy, but I’m not the one claiming he’s definitely going to be a problem. Your the one psychoanalyzing him.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m not the one claiming he’s definitely going to be a problem. Your the one psychoanalyzing him
you know what, I can’t seem to find where I stated he’s definitely going to be a problem. I know I had to because you just stated I did, but I can’t find it in my history for the life of me.
by The Licensed Pessimist on Jul 26, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
you are slick with your words. you implied he would be a problem, but you never explicitly said it. It was a strong implication through sarcasm too and you can just try to say the sarcasm wasn’t sarcastic or some bullcrap like that.
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
Intensive Purposes? I could care less...
your whole argument is a fallacy!
You know I’ve defended you before on here right? You’re a lot closer to getting banned than you might think.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
We should draft Frankie Munez instead.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Sadly, that is who I thought he was referencing.
by Bernie19Kosar on Jul 26, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Not sure if anyone’s posted this yet, but apparently we tried to get Dane, and for him it came down to the Bears and the Browns. He went with the Bears.
Of course, that news was retweeted by MKC, so chances are everyone at DBN already knows it.
by Onyx Lightning on Jul 26, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Not anymore, she got a restraining order against the lot of us.
by Off-the-Chain on Jul 26, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet that took all of thirty seconds.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
no but thats how long YOUR MOM TOOK BOOYA
THREAD KILLER
by pwndabear on Jul 26, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
who?
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
directed by M. Night Shyamalan
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
by Simmsinns on Jul 26, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What a tweest!
(If all the nachos are stuck together, it only counts as one nacho.)
by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah she just left here, i caught her spying on my twitter
"I wasn’t asked to catch the ball and go out in the flats and run routes, because that wasn’t how our offense was," Lawrence Vickers said. "Now people are lying and people think I can’t catch. I guess I shouldn’t have started knocking people out."
Looking at it from his point of view, would you rather go to a Mike Martz offense that has a CB as their #1 WR or here?
I’m rooting for him.
by Bernie19Kosar on Jul 26, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m not knocking him, or his decision. Honestly, I respect that he was considering the Browns, but ultimately I’m disappointed because I loved Sanzenbacher at OSU.
by Onyx Lightning on Jul 26, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
It looks like we released Costanzo and Titus Young
http://espn.go.com/nfl/team/_/name/cle/cleveland-browns
Boo on Costanzo. No opinion on Young.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
Though it’s odd that we would release a Lion.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, there’s goes our only good third of football on the team. Hopefully this means Cribbs is going back on coverage.
Classic mode button! =D
by SpecialBrownie on Jul 26, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Both players were basically free agents. Our acts before the lockout made them have the “released” title. To me, Adams and Costanzo are still just free agents, as expected, and we’ll see if they get re-signed or not.
Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.
by Chris Pokorny on Jul 26, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Dallas is supposedly cutting Marion Barber, per Yahoo. If he’s willing to take a back seat sort of role, I’d bring him aboard, if not just to prolong Hillis’s career.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
No thanks, I don’t know whats wrong with him, but if he wasn’t worth it at WR to Dallas, definitely not worth it here.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
I would be more interested in Williams than Barber.
I think Williams was just overlooked a lot in Dallas. Could definitely help us out.
by Bernie19Kosar on Jul 26, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Whats he going to cost? I imagine his price tag is low.
I know he is better than Robo.
by Bernie19Kosar on Jul 26, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I challenge you to a duel! Pistols at dawn!
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Jul 26, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I like Michael Vick as a football player, but he’s a total sponsor whore. Nothing worth while coming from that twitter feed, /unfollow.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
He does have a quite a bit of money to make back.
"I wasn’t asked to catch the ball and go out in the flats and run routes, because that wasn’t how our offense was," Lawrence Vickers said. "Now people are lying and people think I can’t catch. I guess I shouldn’t have started knocking people out."
True, but personally, I don’t care for the commercials in my twitter feed.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
Best prayer EVER! Pastor Joe Nelms – Nascar Nationwide – Nashville, TN
"I wasn’t asked to catch the ball and go out in the flats and run routes, because that wasn’t how our offense was," Lawrence Vickers said. "Now people are lying and people think I can’t catch. I guess I shouldn’t have started knocking people out."
@MaryKayCabot
#Browns signed undrafted rookie WR L.J. Castille from Delta State, his APSE agency announced. 67 catches, 900 yards, 13 TDs. (6-3, 223).
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
She beat us to one?
(If all the nachos are stuck together, it only counts as one nacho.)
by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
This kid must be a partier. I mean, his school is named after a Greek letter for crying out loud.
Automatic Golan hate.
Classic mode button! =D
by SpecialBrownie on Jul 26, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I had him in my biology lab.
Ouch. But at least you were in biology.
Classic mode button! =D
by SpecialBrownie on Jul 26, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, I’m an English major, so I took the lowest level biology lab to fulfill the requirement. He was actually pretty funny at times.
Totally missed the pregnancy joke.
Classic mode button! =D
by SpecialBrownie on Jul 26, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I just cut my self like 4 times shaving. …wtf
"It is unlikely that anyone has ever read Nietzsche or Derrida and has been inspired to open a soup kitchen"
I just shaved as well. No cuts but super razor burn under my eye. I’d refresh my gilette head if they weren’t $40 a pack. Going 6 months strong on the same set of blades.
Classic mode button! =D
by SpecialBrownie on Jul 26, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
You guys got a hell of a player in Wujciak
He should have been drafted. Gonna be tough watching one of my fellow Terps playing for you guys, but always going to root him on.
Flacco's first 3 years vs. Brady's, Manning's and Brees' first 3 years
Flacco threw for just 21 fewer passing yards than Brady and tossed four fewer interceptions. Flacco threw for 1,655 more yards than Brees, two more touchdowns and four fewer picks. Manning, who averaged 88 more passes per season, threw for way more yards and touchdowns than Flacco, but also tossed 24 more interceptions.
HEY HEY HEY WTF MAN… we just had a whole string of posts about NOT using the subject line.
THREAD KILLER
This is a guest poster from another site… he doesn’t know our ways and is, therefore, excused. Thx for the reminder. Also thx for the props Mr. He looks pretty good.
Brownsyup
Not the most physically gifted LB, but great instincts and as mean as they come. I got a chance to watch him in person every year he was at Maryland.
Flacco's first 3 years vs. Brady's, Manning's and Brees' first 3 years
Flacco threw for just 21 fewer passing yards than Brady and tossed four fewer interceptions. Flacco threw for 1,655 more yards than Brees, two more touchdowns and four fewer picks. Manning, who averaged 88 more passes per season, threw for way more yards and touchdowns than Flacco, but also tossed 24 more interceptions.
You’re out of control.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
by Simmsinns on Jul 26, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey no fair, It’s only 3:30 out here!
Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile
We used to call that “beer thirty” back in my younger wilder days down in Texas.
Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.
by burntorangeandbrown on Jul 26, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
er… apparently your ‘wild days’ were a bit wilder than mine, but hey, who am I to judge? To each his own.
Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.
by burntorangeandbrown on Jul 26, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry?
Flacco's first 3 years vs. Brady's, Manning's and Brees' first 3 years
Flacco threw for just 21 fewer passing yards than Brady and tossed four fewer interceptions. Flacco threw for 1,655 more yards than Brees, two more touchdowns and four fewer picks. Manning, who averaged 88 more passes per season, threw for way more yards and touchdowns than Flacco, but also tossed 24 more interceptions.
Ok
Flacco's first 3 years vs. Brady's, Manning's and Brees' first 3 years
Flacco threw for just 21 fewer passing yards than Brady and tossed four fewer interceptions. Flacco threw for 1,655 more yards than Brees, two more touchdowns and four fewer picks. Manning, who averaged 88 more passes per season, threw for way more yards and touchdowns than Flacco, but also tossed 24 more interceptions.
by Mr MaLoR on Jul 26, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
whoever recced this should be banned.
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
by Dawg Nuts on Jul 26, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Darian Hagan spurns Houston for Cleveland
I’m a Cal fan so I think all of our guys are great, but I think you guys got a really good one here. He had an up-and-down career in Berkeley for sure, but he was a lockdown RCB in 2008 and had a lot to offer in 2010 when he wasn’t injured. (A good example of that is the Cal vs. Arizona game in which he locked down the Pac-10’s best receiver in Juron Criner in single coverage up until about the last minute of the game when Criner hauls in a Hail Mary on a split possession ball.)
He was pretty much terrible on the field in 2009, but he was going through a truly harrowing experience with his 1 year old daughter having cancer that almost convinced him to leave school entirely, so he probably deserves a mulligan.
Physically, he’s fast and rangy and he isn’t afraid to come up in run support. He’s a tough kid with a great attitude and some damn fine results on the field. Had his life off the field w/r/t his family life and injury history gone differently, I think (unqualified opinion, grain of salt) that he would have been a mid-round draft pick with upside. I hope he sticks with you guys, I’d like to see him play on Sundays.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Well at one time we had Andra and Andre Davis. Only time I’ve ever seen full names on jerseys.
(If all the nachos are stuck together, it only counts as one nacho.)
by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
You missed the part where only some kind of race/ethnicity jokes are hidden.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
painful because I wasn’t around all day to enjoy it. I can’t stand to be away for more than an hour anymore.
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
I was banned for life at the beginning and had to leave in the middle. Imagine the rollercoaster I’ve been on.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Golan getting banned for life is like Jim Carrey in “Dumb and Dumber.” “I fell off the jetway again.”
by Roger Dorn on Jul 26, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
This.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
True story: I tried to watch Dumb and Dumber last week, but the tape was messed up. Watched Almost Famous instead.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Good, I was worried it was an insult at first. (Puts ruler away)
Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.
by Chris Pokorny on Jul 26, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I check this site more than my Facebook.
by emily522 on Jul 26, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
This used to be my second most viewed site, behind only Yahoo! Sports. It’s passed that by far. The rest, according to Chrome, are: YouTube, Amazon, Twitter, Gmail, Along The Olengtangy, Facebook, in that order. It’s been keeping track since I built the new desktop about a year ago. The home screen only shows my top 8.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
DBN, FB, Yahoo, watch-series.com, Blogspot, Twitter, LGT, and school website
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
Intensive Purposes? I could care less...
your whole argument is a fallacy!
google, gmail, FB, youporn, woot, wimp, youporn, SI, youporn, youtube.
THREAD KILLER
by pwndabear on Jul 27, 2011 7:28 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
TMI but I recced it anyway.
(If all the nachos are stuck together, it only counts as one nacho.)
by North Coast Flea on Jul 27, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Where’s 4chan?
Classic mode button! =D
by SpecialBrownie on Jul 27, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
He’s trying to comply with rules 1 and 2. C’mon now.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
by Simmsinns on Jul 27, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
youporn is probably fourth on mine too. no joke. excellent site.
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
by Dawg Nuts on Jul 27, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Only thing I watch more than this site is My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Maniliest show EVER.
Only thing manlier than football? Ponies.
by BrownDawg1409 on Jul 27, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
over 400 comments unread? screw it, i can’t keep up with this…
Yvan Eht Nioj.
by Brownsbacker488 on Jul 26, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions
lately it seems like any other thread with that many comments, half of em are yours HEY OOOO
"It is unlikely that anyone has ever read Nietzsche or Derrida and has been inspired to open a soup kitchen"
that’s because i don’t have many friends… :o(
Yvan Eht Nioj.
by Brownsbacker488 on Jul 26, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
interesting opinion. I’ll consider it.
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
by Dawg Nuts on Jul 26, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
EPIC FAIL…anyway, any news on the saftey from North Carolina Deunta williams?
by lightninmcqueen on Jul 26, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions
You’re out of control.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
by Simmsinns on Jul 26, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Wow, what a buzzkill (end of the Tribe game). Really not the motivation I was looking for as I get ready to type some posts up.
Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.
OT- but whos getting madden this year? Demo comes out on the 9th featuring bears vs packers
by lightninmcqueen on Jul 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I wait a few years and pick it up on the cheap.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn’t think Madden was available for the Atari?
"They kept throwing it at me. I don’t know why. They just kept trying, and I just kept knocking it down." -- Joe Haden
by Kimble_79 on Jul 27, 2011 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It’s not, but Golan has one of these:
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He just gets out a marker, updates his home made depth chart, and plugs it in for hours of Madden fun!
by Off-the-Chain on Jul 27, 2011 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I actually had one of those when I was a kid. More fun than it looks.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
We used a piece of a cigarette filter for a football, the football having been lost.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 27, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I have one in the basement. I never got the hang of kicking and I’d always lose about twenty yards running the ball.
by Off-the-Chain on Jul 27, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Same. If memory serves I think we loosened up some screws so it would increase the vibration. Players flying around like crazy. Endless hours of fun. Wish I still had that thing.
Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.
by burntorangeandbrown on Jul 27, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Mine did too I believe. I think I ended up taping a dime to his left arm. He was unstoppable after that.
Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.
by burntorangeandbrown on Jul 27, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I definitely will, may never need to buy another again, and I’ve bought one every year since 05.
(If all the nachos are stuck together, it only counts as one nacho.)
by North Coast Flea on Jul 27, 2011 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I haven’t bought one since ’08, so I think its about time.
by Off-the-Chain on Jul 27, 2011 9:01 AM EDT up reply actions
FYI, just put a story up about the Panthers getting Charles Johnson back, Rams signing Mikell, and the Browns’ interests in Ray Edwards and Eric Weddle:
Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.
What does everyone think about getting clint session? No standout guy but he could compete for a starting spot, has been playing in the 4-3 with the colts so hes found of it
by lightninmcqueen on Jul 26, 2011 11:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I’m leery of anyone from the Colts defense not named Freeney or Mathis. I think they’re all soft.
Dawgs by Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.
by golanbatrac on Jul 27, 2011 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
pancake**
Only thing manlier than football? Ponies.
by BrownDawg1409 on Jul 27, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
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