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did any body notice bernie koser sweating and full of jealosy when colt went 9 for ten obviosly jealosy cause he couldnt perform that way maybe he should have performed that way when givin the oppertunity be a fan or leave we have enough criticizm from every one else your either with uis or against us W T F I up go some where where where your happy this is an ohio team and this is from the dog pound
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Best FanPost ever!
My dog is a badass. His name is Kosar.
by Brownie's Year on Aug 13, 2011 11:51 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
While great, let’s be careful. The fanpost with the singular poll option I think is still number 1of all time.
I think that one, Ghostrider’s farewell, and this one are definitely the top 3.
cautiously realistic
by North Coast Flea on Aug 15, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
One for the ages
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice there is. -- Yogi Berra
by JustPlainBrowns on Aug 15, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Not only was the epic rant of his post a work of “rage art”, but the ensuing thread was a masterpiece as well.
Really too bad the mods can’t dig that out of the archives just so some of us can have another peek at it.
How about it guys? Just post a link to it for a half day or so then you can remove it?
Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.
by burntorangeandbrown on Aug 15, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Then you missed it when Chris opened it for like an hour so us that missed it could read it again.
It was great.
Pittsburgh is just jealous. We got Cudi and they have Wiz.
by SpecialBrownie on Aug 15, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Let’s not forget mooncamping’s merry christmas post.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Aug 16, 2011 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions
That gets my vote for the greatest DBN post of all time.
Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.
by burntorangeandbrown on Aug 16, 2011 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions
The World is Bad and People Are Stupid. Poll.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Aug 16, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
OP rec’d
Smile big, hug bigger. Talk big, act bigger. Stop judging do something, shut the fck up do something.
in reading the comments, you guys were a bunch of freakin panzies. i hardly saw any sarcasm or trite sattire.
Smile big, hug bigger. Talk big, act bigger. Stop judging do something, shut the fck up do something.
the spirit of Christmas had overtaken everyone.
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
by Dawg Nuts on Aug 16, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It’s Mooncamping, he’s like a made man around here.
cautiously realistic
by North Coast Flea on Aug 17, 2011 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
I’ve never known.
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein
by rufio on Aug 17, 2011 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
satirical genious. you just read, smile, and sit back.
Smile big, hug bigger. Talk big, act bigger. Stop judging do something, shut the fck up do something.
exactly.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Aug 17, 2011 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Link for the newcomers.
Funny thing is, it looks like that was ole Stone Cold Pete’s one and only visit to SBN. No other posts, no comments, nothing.
For a hit and run, I’d say he hit it out of the park.
Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.
by burntorangeandbrown on Aug 15, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
then we trade braylon edwards to miami straight up for ted ginn
by Dawg Nuts on Jul 9, 2009 10:49 AM EDT
You don’t know how right you were.
Smile big, hug bigger. Talk big, act bigger. Stop judging do something, shut the fck up do something.
Also contained in there is BQIB making a bet that he never owned up to. Not cool.
by Bernie19Kosar on Aug 15, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
your exchange with elsandito is pretty classic.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Aug 16, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I love it.
Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.
by Chris Pokorny on Aug 14, 2011 1:14 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I up go some where where where your happy
excellent point.
by crazyL80 on Aug 14, 2011 9:53 AM EDT reply actions 11 recs
The second “where” seemed excessive and unsportsmanlike.
As for his happy, as long as it’s consensual and everyone is of legal age, I don’t have a problem with his up go.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice there is. -- Yogi Berra
by JustPlainBrowns on Aug 14, 2011 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, it is and this is the exact same though I had last night after my 5th beer.I up go some where where where your happyexcellent point.
(/kidding)
Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.
by burntorangeandbrown on Aug 14, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
it was really 12.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Aug 16, 2011 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions
...

"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
by Simmsinns on Aug 14, 2011 12:00 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
This was my first reaction

My dog is a badass. His name is Kosar.
by Brownie's Year on Aug 14, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions
moot face confuses all.
Pittsburgh is just jealous. We got Cudi and they have Wiz.
by SpecialBrownie on Aug 14, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
My dog is a badass. His name is Kosar.
by Brownie's Year on Aug 14, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I Forrest on, am with uis.
What does that MEAN - TO PLAY US OUT?!!?!?
by DaveDawg09 on Aug 15, 2011 7:26 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Bernie Kosar is going to be on ESPN 850 at 10:30am this morning. Maybe he’ll explain himself.
"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert
by Simmsinns on Aug 15, 2011 9:09 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I actually thought Kosar did a pretty good job the other night.
Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.
by burntorangeandbrown on Aug 15, 2011 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions
is an openeer kinda like a mousketeer?
Smile big, hug bigger. Talk big, act bigger. Stop judging do something, shut the fck up do something.
I think he just wants somebody to listen, ie., an open-ear
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice there is. -- Yogi Berra
by JustPlainBrowns on Aug 15, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
The openeer is the dude responsible for making sure your beer is ready to pour.
"... you slay the chicken and you crack the egg ..." - Moon
by JustBob on Aug 15, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
This makes the most sense by far. I just call it a wife.
Alcohol abuse and Cleveland sports fans: hand-in-hand since 1955.
your wife is a dude?
Smile big, hug bigger. Talk big, act bigger. Stop judging do something, shut the fck up do something.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Aug 17, 2011 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Stop judging do something
Me and Big Steve are quite happy thank you.
Alcohol abuse and Cleveland sports fans: hand-in-hand since 1955.
thank you for noticing my quote lyrics?
Smile big, hug bigger. Talk big, act bigger. Stop judging do something, shut the fck up do something.
you’re welcome. in the meantime I up go some where where where your happy
Alcohol abuse and Cleveland sports fans: hand-in-hand since 1955.
by Clevsports on Aug 17, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like zombies.
cautiously realistic
by North Coast Flea on Aug 15, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions

Smile big, hug bigger. Talk big, act bigger. Stop judging do something, shut the fck up do something.
And your little dawg nuts too!

"... you slay the chicken and you crack the egg ..." - Moon
by JustBob on Aug 15, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Perfect, and gross.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Aug 16, 2011 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I just noticed that it was the “pre season openeer”. makes me think of Indian food.
I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
Intensive Purposes? I could care less...
your whole argument is a fallacy!
we already went there

Smile big, hug bigger. Talk big, act bigger. Stop judging do something, shut the fck up do something.

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