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did any body notice bernie koser sweating and full of jealosy when colt went 9 for ten obviosly jealosy cause he couldnt perform that way maybe he should have performed that way when givin the oppertunity      be a fan or leave we have enough criticizm from every one else      your either with uis or against us W T F I up go some where where where your happy this is an ohio team and this is from the dog pound

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Agreed. It would be impossible to rec it enough times to do it justice.

Resident Tim Couch Apologist.

by Dawg Nuts on Aug 14, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

While great, let’s be careful. The fanpost with the singular poll option I think is still number 1of all time.

by Roger Dorn on Aug 15, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that one, Ghostrider’s farewell, and this one are definitely the top 3.

cautiously realistic

by North Coast Flea on Aug 15, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That Ghostrider burn was definitely amazing.

Resident Tim Couch Apologist.

by Dawg Nuts on Aug 15, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

One for the ages

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice there is. -- Yogi Berra

by JustPlainBrowns on Aug 15, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I missed all of the ghostrider I think before it was removed. Pretty upset about it

by Roger Dorn on Aug 15, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not only was the epic rant of his post a work of “rage art”, but the ensuing thread was a masterpiece as well.
Really too bad the mods can’t dig that out of the archives just so some of us can have another peek at it.
How about it guys? Just post a link to it for a half day or so then you can remove it?

Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.

by burntorangeandbrown on Aug 15, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree. Let’s dust it off.

Resident Tim Couch Apologist.

by Dawg Nuts on Aug 15, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then you missed it when Chris opened it for like an hour so us that missed it could read it again.

It was great.

Pittsburgh is just jealous. We got Cudi and they have Wiz.

by SpecialBrownie on Aug 15, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was lucky enough to catch it that time around.

Alcohol abuse and Cleveland sports fans: hand-in-hand since 1955.

by Clevsports on Aug 17, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s not forget mooncamping’s merry christmas post.

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway

by notthatnoise on Aug 16, 2011 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

That gets my vote for the greatest DBN post of all time.

Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.

by burntorangeandbrown on Aug 16, 2011 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

The World is Bad and People Are Stupid. Poll.

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway

by notthatnoise on Aug 16, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

OP rec’d

Smile big, hug bigger. Talk big, act bigger. Stop judging do something, shut the fck up do something.

by pwndabear on Aug 16, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

in reading the comments, you guys were a bunch of freakin panzies. i hardly saw any sarcasm or trite sattire.

Smile big, hug bigger. Talk big, act bigger. Stop judging do something, shut the fck up do something.

by pwndabear on Aug 16, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

the spirit of Christmas had overtaken everyone.

Resident Tim Couch Apologist.

by Dawg Nuts on Aug 16, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It’s Mooncamping, he’s like a made man around here.

cautiously realistic

by North Coast Flea on Aug 17, 2011 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yea, I don’t even really know how to react to what he writes anymore.

by Roger Dorn on Aug 17, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve never known.

"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein

by rufio on Aug 17, 2011 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

satirical genious. you just read, smile, and sit back.

Smile big, hug bigger. Talk big, act bigger. Stop judging do something, shut the fck up do something.

by pwndabear on Aug 17, 2011 9:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

exactly.

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway

by notthatnoise on Aug 17, 2011 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just missed that one…I started coming here right after christmas of that year.

I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
Intensive Purposes? I could care less...
your whole argument is a fallacy!

by bross09 on Aug 16, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Link for the newcomers.

Funny thing is, it looks like that was ole Stone Cold Pete’s one and only visit to SBN. No other posts, no comments, nothing.
For a hit and run, I’d say he hit it out of the park.

Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.

by burntorangeandbrown on Aug 15, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just read this and started reccing the hell out of stuff.

Smile big, hug bigger. Talk big, act bigger. Stop judging do something, shut the fck up do something.

by pwndabear on Aug 15, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

then we trade braylon edwards to miami straight up for ted ginn

by Dawg Nuts on Jul 9, 2009 10:49 AM EDT

You don’t know how right you were.

Smile big, hug bigger. Talk big, act bigger. Stop judging do something, shut the fck up do something.

by pwndabear on Aug 15, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

really? I have no memory whatsoever of saying that.

Resident Tim Couch Apologist.

by Dawg Nuts on Aug 15, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also contained in there is BQIB making a bet that he never owned up to. Not cool.

by Bernie19Kosar on Aug 15, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

your exchange with elsandito is pretty classic.

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway

by notthatnoise on Aug 16, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love the extra spacing in order to meet the word limit.

by crazyL80 on Aug 14, 2011 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

… and I wouldn’t knock on the last greatest QB this team has seen.

by crazyL80 on Aug 14, 2011 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wowwwww.

"There is a small, but important difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool." - Demitri Martin

by Browns town on Aug 14, 2011 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

I love it.

Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.

by Chris Pokorny on Aug 14, 2011 1:14 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Speechless.

"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert

by Simmsinns on Aug 14, 2011 1:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Rec.

by Bernie19Kosar on Aug 14, 2011 2:05 AM EDT reply actions  

cautiously realistic

by North Coast Flea on Aug 14, 2011 3:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Not sure how to respond.

"buuuuuuuh!"--- Mooncamping

by Vezoma on Aug 14, 2011 9:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Good for a legit lol.

"There is a small, but important difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool." - Demitri Martin

by Browns town on Aug 14, 2011 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

The second “where” seemed excessive and unsportsmanlike.

As for his happy, as long as it’s consensual and everyone is of legal age, I don’t have a problem with his up go.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice there is. -- Yogi Berra

by JustPlainBrowns on Aug 14, 2011 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I up go some where where where your happy

excellent point.

Yes, it is and this is the exact same though I had last night after my 5th beer.
(/kidding)

Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.

by burntorangeandbrown on Aug 14, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

it was really 12.

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway

by notthatnoise on Aug 16, 2011 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I counted just under 40 errors here, and I think that may be too generous. That’s gotta be a record for a 76 word post right?

"There is a small, but important difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool." - Demitri Martin

by Browns town on Aug 14, 2011 10:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Resident Tim Couch Apologist.

by Dawg Nuts on Aug 14, 2011 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

moot face confuses all.

Pittsburgh is just jealous. We got Cudi and they have Wiz.

by SpecialBrownie on Aug 14, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

My dog is a badass. His name is Kosar.

by Brownie's Year on Aug 14, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bernie Kosar is going to be on ESPN 850 at 10:30am this morning. Maybe he’ll explain himself.

"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert

by Simmsinns on Aug 15, 2011 9:09 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I actually thought Kosar did a pretty good job the other night.

Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.

by burntorangeandbrown on Aug 15, 2011 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

is an openeer kinda like a mousketeer?

Smile big, hug bigger. Talk big, act bigger. Stop judging do something, shut the fck up do something.

by pwndabear on Aug 15, 2011 10:34 AM EDT reply actions  

I believe it’s an Indian cheese.

Resident Tim Couch Apologist.

by Dawg Nuts on Aug 15, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think he just wants somebody to listen, ie., an open-ear

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice there is. -- Yogi Berra

by JustPlainBrowns on Aug 15, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

The openeer is the dude responsible for making sure your beer is ready to pour.

"... you slay the chicken and you crack the egg ..." - Moon

by JustBob on Aug 15, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

This makes the most sense by far. I just call it a wife.

Alcohol abuse and Cleveland sports fans: hand-in-hand since 1955.

by Clevsports on Aug 17, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

your wife is a dude?

Smile big, hug bigger. Talk big, act bigger. Stop judging do something, shut the fck up do something.

by pwndabear on Aug 17, 2011 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway

by notthatnoise on Aug 17, 2011 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stop judging do something


Me and Big Steve are quite happy thank you.

Alcohol abuse and Cleveland sports fans: hand-in-hand since 1955.

by Clevsports on Aug 17, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

thank you for noticing my quote lyrics?

Smile big, hug bigger. Talk big, act bigger. Stop judging do something, shut the fck up do something.

by pwndabear on Aug 17, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

you’re welcome. in the meantime I up go some where where where your happy

Alcohol abuse and Cleveland sports fans: hand-in-hand since 1955.

by Clevsports on Aug 17, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I like turtles.

by SBP on Aug 15, 2011 12:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I like zombies.

cautiously realistic

by North Coast Flea on Aug 15, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smile big, hug bigger. Talk big, act bigger. Stop judging do something, shut the fck up do something.

by pwndabear on Aug 15, 2011 1:07 PM EDT reply actions  

rowen atkinson is going through a plethora of emotions due to this fanpost

Smile big, hug bigger. Talk big, act bigger. Stop judging do something, shut the fck up do something.

by pwndabear on Aug 15, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I’ve read every bit of this thread like six times. I literally laugh out loud every single time. Awesome.

What does that MEAN - TO PLAY US OUT?!!?!?

by DaveDawg09 on Aug 15, 2011 2:20 PM EDT reply actions  

And your little dawg nuts too!

"... you slay the chicken and you crack the egg ..." - Moon

by JustBob on Aug 15, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Perfect, and gross.

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway

by notthatnoise on Aug 16, 2011 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just noticed that it was the “pre season openeer”. makes me think of Indian food.

I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.
Intensive Purposes? I could care less...
your whole argument is a fallacy!

by bross09 on Aug 17, 2011 3:07 AM EDT reply actions  

we already went there

Smile big, hug bigger. Talk big, act bigger. Stop judging do something, shut the fck up do something.

by pwndabear on Aug 17, 2011 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

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