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Green With Envy (July 26-August4)

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As you will see, a lot of comments made it onto GWE this time. Apologies in advance if yours isn't on here; it was a lot to keep track of, so I'm bound to miss a few!

Are you a snake?

by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 12:42 PM EDT 3 recs

that’s a pretty personal question

by DontCallMeJoey on Jul 26, 2011 12:44 PM EDT 4 recs

1 man for mass suicide. Oh, the irony…

by troy145 on Jul 26, 2011 3:28 AM EDT 3 recs

Yeah there’s supposed to be a ‘u’ in there.

by Clevsports on Jul 22, 2011 7:14 PM EDT 4 recs

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by troy145 on Jul 22, 2011 6:22 PM EDT 3 recs

The Ravens.

by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 1:34 PM EDT 4 recs

Don’t worry, it’s not a real rec.

by Simmsinns on Jul 26, 2011 1:28 PM EDT 4 recs

You were right Dorn, I did take it a bit too far.

by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 1:37 PM EDT 4 recs

MKC just referenced DBN in a tweet. I had a hearty laugh.

by Roger Dorn on Jul 26, 2011 11:23 AM EDT 3 recs

Hitler did some good things.

by Villeslgr on Jul 26, 2011 11:30 AM EDT 6 recs

THAT IS THE COOLEST BELT BUCKLE EVER

by pwndabear on Jul 26, 2011 12:41 PM EDT  11 recs

i’d like to be on her twitter if you know what i mean…

by pwndabear on Jul 26, 2011 12:34 PM EDT 3 recs

Probably me. My schtick is too thick.

by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 12:51 PM EDT 3 recs

One more reason to hate Michigan.

by Simmsinns on Jul 26, 2011 3:31 PM EDT 3 recs

Wah wah wahhhhhh I want teh Browns to sign some super secret all star UDFA with heat vision and admantium bones I hate the front office wah wah wah.

by troy145 on Jul 26, 2011 1:32 PM EDT 7 recs

Dude, we already have Joe Thomas.

by Off-the-Chain on Jul 26, 2011 1:36 PM EDT 7 recs

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by Off-the-Chain on Jul 26, 2011 1:43 PM EDT 8 recs

Needs more talk about how much Braylon Edwards sucks.

by TheRealSlimShady on Jul 26, 2011 4:09 PM EDT 3 recs

AH! It’s another ghost!

by North Coast Flea on Jul 26, 2011 4:22 PM EDT 3 recs

I think you are taking your anti-Holmgren and Heckert shtick a bit too far. Undrafted free agents, let us not forget, these guys are all longshots across the league. The guys that do end up making it are the ones most people haven’t heard of.

by Roger Dorn on Jul 26, 2011 11:12 AM EDT 3 recs

I want both of these guys so much

by HenryDawg on Jul 26, 2011 10:51 AM EDT 4 recs

I mean just as players for the Browns

by HenryDawg on Jul 26, 2011 10:52 AM EDT 5 recs

I picture Golan using a typewriter to post on DBN.

by Villeslgr on Jul 26, 2011 4:17 PM EDT 3 recs

most of Pittsburgh is okay; everything except the city and the people.

by Dawg Nuts on Jul 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT  6 recs

interesting opinion. I’ll consider it.

by Dawg Nuts on Jul 26, 2011 9:25 PM EDT 3 recs

Please, Dallas, take him.

He is really, really good.

by Bernie19Kosar on Jul 26, 2011 6:14 PM EDT 3 recs

gesundheit.

by golanbatrac on Jul 26, 2011 11:32 PM EDT 3 recs

My Brownie Blocker malware must have some bugs in it…should’ve lasted longer.

by Chris Pokorny on Jul 27, 2011 9:50 AM EDT 7 recs

Phil Savage? Is it really you?

by Roger Dorn on Jul 26, 2011 11:18 PM EDT 3 recs

 

signing an entire school would seemingly put us over the cap

by Villeslgr on Jul 27, 2011 12:46 PM EDT 4 recs

last.

by golanbatrac  on Jul 26, 2011 11:08 PM EDT 3 recs

We released Delhomme. Or are releasing Delhomme.

by emily522 on Jul 27, 2011 2:48 PM EDT 4 recs

Rec’d for relevance.

by Chris Pokorny on Jul 27, 2011 1:50 PM EDT 3 recs

Usually depends on what you eat. Beans, Broccoli and eggs produce some good ones.

by DaveDawg09 on Jul 27, 2011 4:15 PM EDT 3 recs

Can someone explain why Carolina is spending through the roof to keep intact their 2 win team?

by Roger Dorn on Jul 27, 2011 7:50 PM EDT  3 recs

Need to change the headline of this thread to "Browns Sniffing Around FA RT’s"

What does that MEAN - TO PLAY US OUT?!!?!?

by DaveDawg09 on Jul 27, 2011 4:29 PM EDT 8 recs

colon makes a pretty big FA RT…

by DontCallMeJoey on Jul 27, 2011 8:02 PM EDT 3 recs

I’m trying to step up my street cred in Green With Envy. Rec it or pay the price.

by Chris Pokorny on Jul 27, 2011 1:15 PM EDT 3 recs

"you can never overpay for buttholes."

we’re not talking about football anymore, are we?

by Dawg Nuts on Jul 27, 2011 6:51 PM EDT 3 recs

Recent photos would indicate that if Heckert is eyeballing anything, it’s likely an all you can eat buffet.

by golanbatrac on Jul 27, 2011 10:18 PM EDT  6 recs

That and Cabot’s ass.

by Simmsinns on Jul 27, 2011 10:24 PM EDT 7 recs

Maybe your schtick isn’t thick enough?

by mister serious on Jul 28, 2011 11:39 AM EDT 3 recs

It’s 1:15 am EST 7/28/11 and Braylon Edwards still sucks

by North Coast Flea on Jul 28, 2011 1:17 AM EDT 5 recs

in soviet russia, braylon sucks you!

by pwndabear on Jul 28, 2011 7:45 AM EDT 5 recs

Get a room!

by golanbatrac on Jul 28, 2011 9:23 AM EDT 3 recs 

Aunt Jemima or Mrs. Butterworth?

by Villeslgr on Jul 27, 2011 5:06 PM EDT 3 recs

I don’t know where else to put this.

joehaden23 Joe Haden
Just took my physical and tested positive 4 swag!!!!!!

by emily522 on Jul 28, 2011 1:21 PM EDT 10 recs

Commision.

by golanbatrac on Jul 28, 2011 3:46 PM EDT 3 recs

It’s sure as hell better than pony spam.

by Simmsinns on Jul 28, 2011 3:09 PM EDT 4 recs

We need to start stealing patio furniture?

by golanbatrac on Jul 28, 2011 9:25 AM EDT 3 recs

Hell, I can’t even do that.

by golanbatrac on Jul 28, 2011 3:13 PM EDT 3 recs

yeah, we could use some of that.

by Dawg Nuts on Jul 26, 2011 9:43 PM EDT 3 recs

fu;rb

by rufio on Jul 28, 2011 3:16 PM EDT 3 recs

Carmen Policy and Dwight Clark were on the same page as Chris Palmer

by Roger Dorn on Jul 28, 2011 4:20 PM EDT 5 recs

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by Dawg Nuts on Jul 27, 2011 8:39 PM EDT 5 recs

I need a FA RT right now.

by bross09 on Jul 28, 2011 10:03 PM EDT  3 recs

1) Go outside. It might be scary at first, but you’ll adapt to the light and all the new smells.

2) Find a sports bar. Look for someone around your age wearing Browns gear.

3) Buy that special someone a beer. Engage in Browns talk. Ask where he or she watches the games. If you’re lucky, they will have a TV.

4) Offer the goods. Tell them you’ll provide beer and meat as admission in to their home in exchange for exciting Browns football.

5) Good times are had by all!

Or just ask the bartender if they show Browns games there.

by Brownie's Year on Jul 29, 2011 12:38 AM EDT 4 recs

My answer for every question is going to be Joe Thomas.

by pwndabear on Jul 29, 2011 11:40 AM EDT 3 recs

 I know, right. The media fellating is going to be so gross.

by Simmsinns on Jul 29, 2011 11:28 AM EDT 3 recs

first

by HenryDawg on Jul 29, 2011 11:27 AM EDT 3 recs

Reggie Hodges.

by golanbatrac on Jul 29, 2011 12:15 AM EDT 3 recs

she won’t see it until we post it

by Villeslgr on Jul 28, 2011 8:21 PM EDT 3 recs

"Next up, Adrian Peterson and Joe Thomas to the Pats for 2019 4th round picsk and gift coupons to old country buffet."

That’s a bunch of bull! No chance Heckert lets those coupons go!

by Simmsinns on Jul 28, 2011 8:13 PM EDT  3 recs

Detroit still needs a good corner

by HenryDawg on Jul 29, 2011 10:01 AM EDT 4 recs

Don’t take this site for granted, Devil. The best thing to do is just let the small things go. Stop posting with a chip on your shoulder and flinging bitterness around. ‘Cause frankly, it’s tiresome and annoying.

by Brownie's Year on Jul 29, 2011 2:10 PM EDT 4 recs

Jesus. You and your bullshit made up math…

by DontCallMeJoey on Jul 29, 2011 12:59 AM EDT 4 recs

I have been one of the loudest voices speaking of the overrated-ness of Ray Edwards everything.

by troy145 on Jul 29, 2011 3:27 PM EDT 9 recs

No you’re not.

by golanbatrac on Jul 29, 2011 3:05 PM EDT 3 recs

Yup. And if we fail to sign him, that’ll be Mangini’s fault too.

by golanbatrac on Jul 29, 2011 3:10 PM EDT 4 recs

I pronounce it "z"

by Roger Dorn on Jul 29, 2011 4:49 PM EDT 9 recs

They’ll be almost as good as Haden/Brown

by Clevsports on Jul 29, 2011 6:52 PM EDT 3 recs

You think Heckert would let a sandwich go?

by North Coast Flea on Jul 29, 2011 7:28 PM EDT 5 recs

And we look like a three legged dawg. The fourth paw is in our ass.

by Brownie's Year on Jul 29, 2011 6:21 PM EDT 3 recs

Heckert to Applebees.

by golanbatrac on Jul 29, 2011 6:21 PM EDT 5 recs

Injuries aside, It’s nice to have football back.

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway

by notthatnoise on Jul 30, 2011 3:00 PM EDT 4 recs

 

YOU WILL NOT DISPARAGE ALL THAT IS THE REPLY BUTTON!!!

by Dawg Nuts on Jul 30, 2011 12:35 PM EDT  4 recs

I SHALL NOT DISPARAGE ALL THAT IS THE REC BUTTON!!!

by North Coast Flea on Jul 30, 2011 12:38 PM EDT 3 recs

DawgsByNature – Where hitler Mangini apparently did some good things.

by BrownDawg1409 on Jul 31, 2011 2:11 AM EDT 4 recs

Poor Braylon, looks like nobody wants him. Must be because he played at Michigan.

by HenryDawg on Jul 31, 2011 10:47 AM EDT 4 recs

It’s his New York swagger. Even New York can’t handle it.

by North Coast Flea on Jul 31, 2011 12:22 PM EDT 4 recs

that’s not fair; you’re in the future and will already know which of your players had good weeks to start them.

by Dawg Nuts on Jul 31, 2011 10:01 AM EDT 3 recs

What a little bitch.

by SpecialBrownie on Aug 1, 2011 5:31 PM EDT reply 10 recs

Never seen it.

Frankly, it looks fake.

by Bernie19Kosar on Aug 1, 2011 6:12 PM EDT 3 recs

I hope his pads make his nipples chafe and he has to wear cotton balls covered in band aids.

by johnnyphoenix on Aug 1, 2011 7:11 PM EDT 5 recs

That’s pretty heavy.

I hope the Bronco’s suck and only the Falcons have a worse record.

by Bernie19Kosar on Aug 1, 2011 7:16 PM EDT 4 recs

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by Simmsinns on Aug 1, 2011 6:30 PM EDT 3 recs

Derp.

2:02

by scrumm on Aug 1, 2011 7:14 PM EDT 5 recs

Phil Dawson is always my kicker regardless of league.

by pwndabear on Aug 2, 2011 11:05 AM EDT 5 recs

 

Tell the congress, they´re really good with other peoples´ money.

by mooncamping on Aug 2, 2011 12:31 PM EDT 8 recs

Not enough DUIs?

by HenryDawg on Aug 2, 2011 10:10 AM EDT 6 recs

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by Dawg Nuts on Aug 2, 2011 3:44 PM EDT 10 recs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dia9XzZoOfQ

by notthatnoise on Aug 3, 2011 5:26 PM EDT 4 recs

Are you implying BQ is more attractive than JT?

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway

by notthatnoise on Aug 2, 2011 3:54 PM EDT 4 recs

Rather than continuing to bitch, bitch, bitch like Dawg Pound Mike or something. I’ll try to embrace the FO and this strategy even though I disagreed with the decisions as they made them.


They blew it up. That’s not up for dispute anymore. They blew it up, we took several steps backwards, and are now starting over. Since that’s established at this point, there’s no sense in still complaining.

H&H have made it very clear, IMO, that they have no interest in winning right now. If they did, they’d have at least chased one of the many starting caliber free agents. They’d rather lose and build through the draft. If that’s the way it’s going to be, than we’ll just have to suffer through it this season, again. Expecting a losing season makes sense, our roster is still fairly void of talent (obviously there is some there, but not enough to chase .500). I’m under the strong impression that it’s also what the FO is fully expecting, perhaps counting on, helping us in draft position in 2012.

 

There’s not much fans can do (unless you honestly believe that mumbo jumbo, "rain dance" type, power of thoughts, the secret, ect. nonsense) other than have understandably low expectations. And not getting one’s hopes up for a big name free agent, let alone a good season. Despite low expectations, I’m going to go into every game hoping to win anyhow. Also, hoping for big improvements in our young guys, and consistency from Hillis, McCoy establishing himself regardless of the right side collapsing on him and no targets. GO BROWNS!

"I want my unwarranted optimism back." -Dilbert

by Simmsinns on Aug 2, 2011 4:24 PM EDT 3 recs

You clearly missed the point entirely. Get off deez nuts, guy.

by Simmsinns on Aug 2, 2011 5:02 PM EDT 3 recs

No matter how bad it may seem my fellow Browns fans, at least none of us will have to utter these words at any time during the 2011 Football season;

"Well, if Jimmy Clauson doesn’t produce in the first few games and Cam Newton comes in and sucks, at least we have Derek Anderson to fall back on."

Things could always be worse……

by DaveDawg09 on Aug 3, 2011 9:47 AM EDT 9 recs

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by Brownsbacker488 on Aug 3, 2011 11:45 PM EDT  9 recs

 

 

by mooncamping on Aug 3, 2011 5:00 AM EDT  6 recs

 And last but not least:

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by bross09 on Aug 3, 2011 7:14 PM EDT  4 recs

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