Green With Envy 8/26 - 8/31



GWE is here again with a new poster! Is it better than ever, you ask? Um, no. Not really. It’s pretty much the same. Comments with 5+ recs get posted here. But I have some extras I plan on adding in the near future. 

As you know, Emily is back in school. Which is way more important than searching this site for greenies. I offered to take the reins for her until her return. So consider this a temporary holding of the GWE manager role. 

GWE threads tend to go Off-Topic. I encourage that. Let’s keep the BS (non-Browns stuff we like to talk about) on these threads. 

I shall do my best to keep up with the Greens. That means skimming through older threads to find them. Expect a new GRE every Wednesday/Thursday night.  

Thank you and have fun here.

Brownie’s Year  



Dear Rufio,

Wait no more. Sorry for the length of time it took me to respond. I went to a Mexican joint called Enchiladas y Mas. I ordered three margaritas (which is the limit) and continued to get relatively hammered in that quaint little Mexican joint. The food was sub par, but I was distracted from the mediocre flavor by the drunken argument I got into with my girlfriend over my insecurities and her somewhat condescending tone (she is attractive and successful and I’m only attractive… albeit very attractive).

Half the reason my food was so mediocre was because I ordered a dish call "Cuervo Enchiladas". Assuming it contained tequila, I excitedly sat to enjoy my feast. Two margaritas in, I began to lose flavor while my intoxicated taste buds and spirit was being sanded down like a once square pinewood derby car. Turns out "cuervo" was Mexican for crow, which I now realized I ate lots of.

Well done. I concede my argument and crown you the victor. Granted, it took my sources to win; however, you used them better than I did. Also, I was pretty confident I was right (even though if I wasn’t right I would have argued the same until you proved me wrong). So I will say it. Ahem. You were right, I was wrong. My verbose response can only be attributed to the person whose website I will grant as a prize for your victory.

Read this website. It will change your life. Honestly/ Not a rick roll or a virus. Well done.

If I find out you’re wrong in the future, I will hunt you down.

"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath


by David_K on Aug 26, 2011 9:48 PM PDT 5 recs

I said it below and it bears repeating. Laughable call, great play by DQJ. In fact, it was so good I think its worth another look.




Michael, meet D’Qwell Jackson.

Well hello Mr. Vick! The pleasure is all mine! Are you ok – I hope I didn’t hurt you too bad. Can I have your autograph Mr. Vick?


by burntorangeandbrown on Aug 26, 2011 5:52 AM PDT 12 recs

(Nnamdi x reputation) + (ESPN eagles columns on front page) + (Nnamdi x getting burnt) = offensive pass interference on Robo

by Les Fleurs Du Mal on Aug 26, 2011 12:08 PM PDT 10 recs

I’m a Math teacher, so English is far from my specialty, but I’m fairly hog certain that ‘categorizability’ is not a word. I love it when moon makes up words. Not that I can follow anything he says anyways.

by Browns town on Aug 27, 2011 6:08 AM PDT 5 recs

How are you smart enough to know that word, yet still think Abe Elam is good?

by Bernie19Kosar on Aug 28, 2011 9:21 AM PDT 5 recs

Am I the only one who read the title and thought, "no, I think 16 regular season games is already hard on the players."

by scrumm on Aug 28, 2011 9:47 AM PDT  7 recs

stop while your ahead. When you make TLP look like an optimist, you probably should re-evaluate your positions.

by bross09 on Aug 29, 2011 6:03 PM PDT 7 recs


Calm down tiger. Need to stop creepin’ on any and all DBN-affiliated ladies out there. I have been here long enough to see that this is a disturbing trend.

by Off-the-Chain on Aug 29, 2011 4:46 PM PDT 8 RECS


I don’t know, but apparently I’d love to meet her.

by SpecialBrownie on Aug 30, 2011 12:29 PM PDT 5 recs

There’s a problem. I can’t pick the meteor for the Ravens-Steelers game.

by Doc's Kid on Aug 30, 2011 5:29 PM PDT 7 recs
by pwndabear on Aug 31, 2011 7:29 AM PDT   5 recs

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