OT: Speech about the Browns

by Doc's Kid on Jan 11, 2012 5:26 AM EST

Hey guys and Emily, sorry this isn't about anything truly football related, but I figured you would be the best people to ask. I'm giving a speech to people at my job tomorrow and I decided to make it Browns related through metaphors and stuff. I pretty much have the whole thing written except the conclusion. I'm trying to end with something about how at times life sucks, but when you get a bigger picture, it doesn't matter. I figured I would list some of the greatest Browns accomplishments/facts since I began with naming all of our starting QBs since 1999.

So my question to you all is this: if you could only pick 5 or so things, what would you choose (I figured 8 championships would be listed as one item altogether)?

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Well, you could use Tim Couch getting battered to death, but still marrying a Playboy Playmate…. Tomorrow? Man, give us some notice next time!

What does that MEAN - TO PLAY US OUT?!!?!?

by DaveDawg09 on Jan 10, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions

I would have if I some notice. I was told I’m giving a speech today. Since I don’t have the Internet at work, I had to wait until I got home to post something.

Right now I’m going with 8 championships, first pro football undefeated season (1948, 14-0), and then just naming Paul Brown, Jim Brown, Otto Graham, Lou Groza, and other legends. Giving the argument that football wouldn’t be the same without the Cleveland Browns.

Even Doug Dieken admits Joe Thomas is the real #73

by Doc's Kid on Jan 10, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions

you could use how when in the Browns first came into the NFL we beat the eagles, whose coaches response was that all we did was pass. Then the next time we beat the eagles with out calling a single pass play.

by macdowellm03 on Jan 10, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions

Exhibits 1 through 5: Bernie Kosar’s daughter

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by pwndabear on Jan 10, 2012 9:28 PM EST reply actions

Is this for real?

by youngergenerationbrownsfan on Jan 10, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions

After doing a little research, it would seem that she does porn under the alias Lexxi Silver.

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by North Coast Flea on Jan 10, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions

Lexxi Silver *noted

by Brownie's Year on Jan 11, 2012 1:47 AM EST up reply actions

I am actually going to search on Elephant tube.

We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.

by The New Kardiac Kids on Jan 11, 2012 2:01 AM EST up reply actions

Just go to her website.
She’d be grounded if that was my daughter.

by Brownie's Year on Jan 11, 2012 2:31 AM EST up reply actions

Bad girl Lexi! You are hereby grounded to my room until further notice.

Resident of Believeland.

by browndawgbacker on Jan 11, 2012 12:15 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions

Have to tie her to the bed to make sure she doesn’t be naughty anymore.

We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.

by The New Kardiac Kids on Jan 11, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions

I did look, meh, she has a huge, awful-looking, tramp-stamp.

We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.

by The New Kardiac Kids on Jan 11, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions

The bigger the stamp the bigger the tramp.

by Brownie's Year on Jan 11, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions

Lexxi Silver, yessssssssss

by champion64 on Jan 11, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions

Bernie was great for our organization. I mean him and his family no disrespect. But is this even possible? The guy isn’t a very handsome man…

Honor. Courage. Commitment.

by Brownsbacker488 on Jan 11, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions

I can’t deny I like that picture.

We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.

by The New Kardiac Kids on Jan 11, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions

There’s a reason they call em trophy wives.

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by North Coast Flea on Jan 11, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions

Yes, but don’t forget to have them sign a prenup. Bernie learned the hard way.

"Excuse me while I ride my unicorn over to the gentleman’s club my wife doesn’t mind me visiting and doing coke off a hooker’s ass." - Henry Dawg , DBN - Dec 2011

by J. W. on Jan 11, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions

Yup.

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by North Coast Flea on Jan 11, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions

how did you guys not know about this?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by pwndabear on Jan 11, 2012 7:23 AM EST up reply actions

I thought I had heard something about her being in porn a while back but chalked it up as just a rumor. Never actually looked into it.

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by North Coast Flea on Jan 11, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions

1. We have more Championships than the Steelers
2. Jim Brown
3. Joe Thomas
4. Greatest fan base in the world
5. Dawg Pound

Just off the top of my head.

by Bernie19Kosar on Jan 10, 2012 11:17 PM EST reply actions

And we have us! Dawgs by Nature

by champion64 on Jan 11, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions

Seriously? Go with the undying fan base. WTF. Your conclusion is never stop believing.

We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.

by The New Kardiac Kids on Jan 11, 2012 12:04 AM EST reply actions

No matter how cranky, stupid or mad you get. Or how much you appreciate your comrades. :-)

We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.

by The New Kardiac Kids on Jan 11, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions

I’ve done plenty of presentations for work. But a speech? I would have told my boss to f*ck right off.

Your best bet would have been to do a speech about your job. Kissing ass doesn’t hurt. Pro/cons/ideas would have been fine.

by Brownie's Year on Jan 11, 2012 1:41 AM EST reply actions

Conclude with “Just remember, all things are possible because of Joe Thomas.” I’d also recommend wearing a Joe Thomas jersey while giving the speech; and presenting a chart of Joe Thomas’s accomplishments; and presenting a power-point of Joe Thomas pictures.

Resident Tim Couch Apologist.

by Dawg Nuts on Jan 11, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions