Divisional Playoffs: Houston Texans vs. Baltimore Ravens
Today's first game features the Texans and the Ravens. I am not a big Baltimore fan, and even with their undefeated home record, I feel that Joe Flacco is going to fail to deliver when they need him most. The Texans' running game is the best among the playoff teams, and I think they are going to ride the momentum they had from a week ago to pull off an upset on the road.
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Game: Houston Texans vs. Baltimore Ravens
Date/Time: Sunday, January 15, 2012 at 1:00 p.m. EST
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First! Let’s go Texans! Beat the RATBIRDS!
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein - Joe Theismann
What an utterly moronic decision by Jacoby Jones.
by DisplacedBuckeye on Jan 15, 2012 1:14 PM EST reply actions
Crap. Horrible mistake by Jones.
That was my understanding.
by burntorangeandbrown on Jan 15, 2012 1:15 PM EST reply actions
which is why it is surprising that every natl media person/commentator shits all over Cleveland. The give the RRHoF props sometimes but thats it.
You couldn’t pay me to live in either Pittsburgh or Baltimore. The traffic, lack of arts/culture, etc.
by kingcrimson2 on Jan 15, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
Dude, I have a soft spot in my heart for the Cleve. I really do. But it is awful compared to either Baltimore or Pittsburgh. I’m not trying to say either city is world-class, but they both have all the personality of Cleveland, plus actual nice, thriving areas where young professional people actually want to live.
If you don't respect Aaron Laffey, I will fight you.
by Cap'n Snegiryov on Jan 15, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
I’m taking the wife and kids there tomorrow to the National Aquarium . I’m hoping to return home without a knife wound.
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
Would change plans.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 15, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
You’re gunna get an STD from the toilet.
by Brownie's Year on Jan 15, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
If I have to do “that which requires sitting”, I’ll visit the sidewalk outside the stadium.
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
It’s airborne there too. It’ll travel up your bumhole.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 15, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
lol, Cleveland
If you don't respect Aaron Laffey, I will fight you.
by Cap'n Snegiryov on Jan 15, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
He can still play. Deep down I kinda root for him.
by Brownie's Year on Jan 15, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Bet they’d rather still have McGahee though.
by kingcrimson2 on Jan 15, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
They way the Douches (Texans) are playing, I gonna set the DVR to record the Pats/Ravens game next week.
"Excuse me while I ride my unicorn over to the gentleman’s club my wife doesn’t mind me visiting and doing coke off a hooker’s ass." - Henry Dawg , DBN - Dec 2011
Ok I’m ready for the Packer game now…
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein - Joe Theismann
I am not a big Baltimore fan
I certainly hope not, Chris!
Honor. Courage. Commitment.
by Brownsbacker488 on Jan 15, 2012 1:48 PM EST reply actions
Worst restaurant to go to eat at.
Everything is pre made unless you ask for it on the flattop. Even then, it’s been sitting in the walk in for weeks probably.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 15, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
Flat top grill.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 15, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
Because minus Reed, the Ravens are supposed to have a bad secondary.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 15, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
Hard Core Pawn is fake as hell. Horrible acting.
by Brownie's Year on Jan 15, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
They’re both set up, but it’s definitely a weak attempt to cash in on reality Pawn shops.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 15, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
I know. Hard Core throws in a bunch of fighting though. Tru TV sucks. That Lizard Towing is the worst show on TV.
by Brownie's Year on Jan 15, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
Most reality shows are over the top anymore. I still like the Gordon Ramsay shows though.
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
Who doesn’t?
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 15, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
"I'm Cosmo Kramer...The Assman"

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein - Joe Theismann
Connor Barwin...

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein - Joe Theismann
by Kosar19 on Jan 15, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Arian Foster is just telling the team to get on his back.
by DisplacedBuckeye on Jan 15, 2012 2:16 PM EST reply actions
Arian Foster achievement.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 15, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
BEAST MODE!

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein - Joe Theismann
Bout time
Excited for August...depressed by October
by 'thedrive'ruinedmy9thbirthday on Jan 15, 2012 2:20 PM EST via mobile reply actions
It’s not realllllllllllllllllllllllly Foster, but it kind of issssssssssssssssss Foster.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 15, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, he sucked before they had Vickers.
by kingcrimson2 on Jan 15, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
Definitely not Vickers.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 15, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
Vonte Leach was insulted by the Texans offer?
YOU’RE A FB. STFU AND GO CRY WITH VICKERS.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 15, 2012 2:26 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Suh or Mushmouth?
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein - Joe Theismann
Average Joe… get rid of the ball, moron
by BuenosAires_Dawg on Jan 15, 2012 2:51 PM EST reply actions
Mr. Flacco..."Please welcome, Mr. J.J. WATTson!"

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein - Joe Theismann
What the hell is it with that crossbar
by BuenosAires_Dawg on Jan 15, 2012 3:07 PM EST reply actions
NE is going to eat the Ratbirds for lunch
by BuenosAires_Dawg on Jan 15, 2012 3:47 PM EST reply actions
you don’t have to be that good anyway, we were a series away from beating them
by BuenosAires_Dawg on Jan 15, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
Tony Grossi TonyGrossi 2m
"charleslynchnj:Would you trade #4 for Flacco?"//heartbeat.
I have no words.
by DisplacedBuckeye on Jan 15, 2012 3:48 PM EST reply actions
Yeah, he said that. He actually did. Must be watching yesterday’s game or something.
by BuenosAires_Dawg on Jan 15, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
@TonyGrossi yep Flacco sure is awesome….your negative attitude makes me sick. Please find another job or drown in your own piss
lol
by BuenosAires_Dawg on Jan 15, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
Bah, a half decent QB could have had this game
by BuenosAires_Dawg on Jan 15, 2012 3:58 PM EST reply actions
I think Texans fans are probably sick to their stomachs. I really think they had a shot at the Super Bowl if Schaub is in there.
by DisplacedBuckeye on Jan 15, 2012 3:59 PM EST reply actions
I think they probably win this game with Schaub. No way they beat New England.
by kingcrimson2 on Jan 15, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
I think they have a legit shot at beating NE, although yes, the odds would probably be low. Like I said…had a shot at the Super Bowl.
by DisplacedBuckeye on Jan 15, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
They had a great chance to beat NE. Their defense is good, and their offense is very effective. I would have considered them favorites if they would have had Williams also
by The Licensed Pessimist on Jan 15, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
He had a few underthrown balls today. Looks not as good as he has in other games. Definitely has some potential though.
by kingcrimson2 on Jan 15, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
Stop sucking Ed Reed’s dick. That ball was high and overthrown. Totally unnecessary. Yates had no need to risk it.
by BuenosAires_Dawg on Jan 15, 2012 4:00 PM EST reply actions
All NFL commentators love Ed Reed and Ray Lewis. It is revolting.
by kingcrimson2 on Jan 15, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
They are HOF bound players and Reed is one of the best players I’ve seen on the field, but that pick was entirely on the QB
by BuenosAires_Dawg on Jan 15, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
Sure, but one is a murder and the other isn’t far behind.
by kingcrimson2 on Jan 15, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
Ratbirds are going to get smoked next weekend.
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein - Joe Theismann
Hate cheering for the Patriots or Boston in general, but yeah. I don’t think they stand a chance, especially if Brady is in FU-mode.
by DisplacedBuckeye on Jan 15, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
Easily, yet the fellatio will continue for the Ravens D no matter what.
Also, Tom Brady will get his share of reach arounds from the crack NFL analysts.
by kingcrimson2 on Jan 15, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
13 and 1/3 yard line?
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein - Joe Theismann
LET’S GO JACOBY!
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein - Joe Theismann
If they’re intelligent, they kick it out of bounds here.
by DisplacedBuckeye on Jan 15, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
And isn’t the Baltimore Beatdown blog the worst named on SB Nation…how lame.
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein - Joe Theismann
That hit Walter in the shoulder, didn’t it?
by DisplacedBuckeye on Jan 15, 2012 4:10 PM EST reply actions
long term yes. Need to resign Foster though.
by kingcrimson2 on Jan 15, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
REEEEEEEEDDDDD! Ok, let’s be classy….
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein - Joe Theismann
Screw him. I hope he’s too hurt to play next week.
by Brownie's Year on Jan 15, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
Giants vs. Packers game thread is here:
Dawgs By Nature - Covering the Cleveland Browns on SB Nation.

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