AFC Championship: Baltimore Ravens vs. New England Patriots
If you don't think Tom Brady is on a mission to make a point against a Ravens team that made him look mortal two years ago in the playoffs, then you don't know Brady. In the past, the Patriots might have lacked some physical receivers. That isn't the case this year when you have tight ends Rob Gronkowski and Aaron Hernandez doing a lot of the dirty work. Baltimore's defense is still fierce, but their offense has really struggled on the road, almost being as bad as Cleveland's offense was the majority of the year. This would be a different contest if the Ravens were at home; on the road, I like the Patriots to win by a couple of possessions.
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Game: Baltimore Ravens vs. New England Patriots
Date/Time: Sunday, January 22, 2012 at 3:00 p.m. EST
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These games can’t start soon enough. Man, I’m going to miss football when it’s all over.
"The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins."
As in like, next December?
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, when the Mayan come back from the grave and reap havoc and death across the land in a zombie apocalypse to end all zombie apocalypses.
"The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins."
Don’t worry, I’m already stocked up on Hornady ammo.

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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
What’s awesome, I’m actually extremely well prepared for this Mayan Zombie Apocalypse. It’s not that my preparedness actually has anything to do with the up coming MZA, it’s just that Ohio has some of the best fire arms legislation.
"The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins."
Which is why I’m reluctant to leave Ohio after school. Honestly, my coworker walked into work yesterday with his 12 gauge pump and everyone thought it was cool as shit.
Cliffs: Ohio and guns are like America and Apple pie.
Seriously though, stock up on Hornady Zombie ammo.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
My personal favorite piece, though it’s not mine, it’s within reach, is the custom built .223 A4 with Hogue grip. It feels like it corrects for you (it doesn’t really, just crazy accurate). Basically a zombie eater.
"The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins."
I have yet to have a personally owned gun, but if a zombie apocalypse ever comes down, I’m grabbing the genuine Colt .45 and the Colt .44 for a sidearm downstairs from my father’s armory.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
That’s one thing I envy about you guys. We grow up in CA thinking guns are bad. They brainwash the kids.
by Brownie's Year on Jan 22, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
It’s the certain people with guns. Not the guns.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
AND WHEN ARE YOU MOVING?!
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
Was planning around June but I got laid off a couple months ago so that is delaying the process. just need another 4gs and I’ll be straight.
by Brownie's Year on Jan 22, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
You have anything? I’ve been saving to get something so I can start going to the range.
by Brownie's Year on Jan 22, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
No but I know what I want. My dad isn’t the only one who reads American Rifleman and NRA on the toilet.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
It’s one of the most fun hobbies you can have! I’ve got a 7.62mm SKS with a modernized stock body and whatnot, for mid-to-large game out of state. I also have a Beretta m92fs for CMP. And a 12 gauge pump action for deer in Ohio.
"The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins."
I’m nicknamed dead eye in my father’s hunting circle. First doe I ever tagged, I caught her in the eye with my 20 gauge single shot.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
No clue what those are, except the shoty.
Without saying his name, my bro-in-law is one of the best shooters in the country. Has a shit ton of guns. He’s US gov police supervisor (BP) and does competitions around the country.
I got to hold his military issued M16 once and fell in love.
by Brownie's Year on Jan 22, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
A .223 CAR A4 is similar to an M16. We have a classic AR15 as well.
"The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins."
Did you ever see the Sons of Guns AR15? Monster.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
I like American Guns better. Wanna bang the shit out of the guy’s daughter.
by Brownie's Year on Jan 22, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
No, that’s still pretty much Sons of Guns.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
Same concept, same channel, different show.
by Brownie's Year on Jan 22, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
Sons of Guns
There’s a lot of annoying fluff in that show, but I did see the one with three AR15s all put together. It would be a neat novelty toy to play with at the range, but not much practical use.
"The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins."
No, no. They made the perfect AR15. It’s about to be put into government use IIRC.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
The stuff on SoG is excessive. AG is more practical and the chicks are hotter.
by Brownie's Year on Jan 22, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
SoG does a lot of practical projects however
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
Didn’t say every episode was practical. And why not? I mean learning about how they created the pieces to put together their gatling shotgun was pretty sweet.
Also, they did an episode where they created an extremely precise and quick as shit Uzi.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
I’ve always assume a shop like that would do a ton of normal projects off air.
"The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins."
And you’d be right.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
Hitler Dat ass.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
I had a dream before that we drafted him.
"When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." -Paul Brown
by macdowellm03 on Jan 22, 2012 2:13 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
My dream was about me trying to get with this girl in my major. It was oddly specific. I no longer have random dreams. I do lucid dream every once in awhile though.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
To be slightly disgusting, I don’t need wet dreams.
:coolface:
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe...

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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No kidding, I had a dream last night that the Browns snuck into the playoffs at 8-8, then made it to the AFC Championship where they were going to play the Jets. Best dream I’ve had in awhile.
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
Pretty sure the Browns lost after you woke up.
by Brownie's Year on Jan 22, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
<3 NFLN
"Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge..." C. Darwin
by Spidey on Jan 22, 2012 5:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Well, games about to start, which means I have to leave the room. I really need to fix my laptop.
"The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins."
Yay I’m stuck in our library writing a close reading analysis instead! Damn do I miss my winter break.
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I just started my first paper. I’ll start it again tomorrow afternoon lol. I’m so bad at focusing on school work
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Writing 2-3 pages on 1-2 lines of poetry isn’t really easy unfortunately.
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Don’t use conjunctions, two spaces after every period, double space and conform margins to look right but are actually more narrow.
True story.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
I had to write a 4 page paper on a Kayne song last semester. American Political Theory was sweet!
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
Don’t put two spaces after the period, that says, I’m 50 years old and think a word processor and a typewriter are the same thing.
It’s actually proper grammar.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
Word processors automatically put the right spacing after the period, two spaces is too big and looks terrible.
No they don’t and it does not.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
The two spaces versus one space dispute is the Hatfield-McCoy feud of desktop publishing.
by woodsmeister on Jan 22, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
Come on people
https://www.google.com/#sclient=psy-ab&hl=en&source=hp&q=2+spaces+or+1+after+period&pbx=1&oq=2+spaces+or+1&aq=1&aqi=g3&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=0l0l1l227l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0ll0l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.,cf.osb&fp=489a5df6753f2053&biw=1366&bih=619
anyone but the ravens….
Excited for August...depressed by October
by 'thedrive'ruinedmy9thbirthday on Jan 22, 2012 3:00 PM EST via Android app reply actions
think so
Excited for August...depressed by October
by 'thedrive'ruinedmy9thbirthday on Jan 22, 2012 3:02 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
I’d be willing to pay 5k..to the pats fan who ran out there and shaved flaco’s stache
Excited for August...depressed by October
by 'thedrive'ruinedmy9thbirthday on Jan 22, 2012 3:05 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
He said the wrong words at the bomb line as well.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
raising arizona..funny
Excited for August...depressed by October
by 'thedrive'ruinedmy9thbirthday on Jan 22, 2012 3:09 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Actually, I liked the National Treasure movies.
by Brownie's Year on Jan 22, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry, don’t get it. I don’t watch snl.
by Brownie's Year on Jan 22, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
Who are you talking about?
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
It is.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
Those type of puzzle movies are cool.
by Brownie's Year on Jan 22, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
Second one sucked though because it was all about the characters and not the story.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, the Mt. Rushmore one wasn’t as good.
by Brownie's Year on Jan 22, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
But they have faith in Flacco says Simms.
Surprised he spent time saying that rather than nut hugging Brady or Raven’s D.
by kingcrimson2 on Jan 22, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
Looks of touches so far. Nice strategy hoodie.
by kingcrimson2 on Jan 22, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
Ravens are looking like they’re going to lose.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
Brady is picking them apart. Ravens are on their heels.
by Brownie's Year on Jan 22, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
He was moving. No set feet. No hip.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
I'm confused, is that Flacco? Or Lemmy from Motorhead?

OR?

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Why is it so hard to study for my CPA exam when football is on
by The Licensed Pessimist on Jan 22, 2012 4:03 PM EST reply actions
My Social Studies Teaching paper is going to wait till tomorrow night.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
Oh don’t worry, my header is done.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
When I moved to SoCal I started dating a girl who’s father was a CPA and she was taking classes for it. Sooo boring when she started talking about that shit.
by Brownie's Year on Jan 22, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
No wonder she’s an ex.
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Not really. Her husband started calling my house. She was lying about a bunch of shit to me. I ran from that mess.
by Brownie's Year on Jan 22, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
THAT’S AWESOME
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
My bro in law, that I mentioned above, ran a background check on them. They were married. It was more weird than awesome. But a good long story nonetheless.
by Brownie's Year on Jan 22, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
Yea. Pretty much every young CPA I know end up doing something else in their late 20s
by The Licensed Pessimist on Jan 22, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
Sure. IME – there are 2 types of CPAs. Those who hate it and those who love it. If you already hate it, eject sooner than later.
by kingcrimson2 on Jan 22, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
True dat. That movie sucked.
If you have the time, watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI
by kingcrimson2 on Jan 22, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
Those mortar lobs aren’t working out so well for NE.
"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."
— Winston S. Churchill
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by JustBob on Jan 22, 2012 4:21 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
Was that hold too obvious to be called?
"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."
— Winston S. Churchill
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by JustBob on Jan 22, 2012 4:23 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
awfulannouncing Awful Announcing
“What a job by Joe Flacco” – Phil Simms on horribly overthrowing Torrey Smith. #facepalm
I think everyone would appreciate this Twitter account.
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That was overthrown, but Smith also still had a chance on it but misjudged it by about a foot.
"The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins."
not even that, but he was wrecked as he was hit
by The Licensed Pessimist on Jan 22, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
You gotta problem with the Boss?
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
I don’t think our teammates have much room to talk about underperforming.
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by emily522 on Jan 22, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YOU’RE FIRED.

Also, it’s the shoes,
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
Or just pee in a bottle.

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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Someone tell me when halftime is over?
"The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins."
Don’t get why it’s legal to grab someone’s facemask on offense but not defense?
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Yeah it got Cribbs early in the season
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by SpecialBrownie on Jan 22, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
It’s not legal. You can touch it but not grab it.
by Brownie's Year on Jan 22, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
Nor did I. I knew you could hit the facemask on a stiff arm but you couldn’t grab at the mask and hang on.
Dude drug the defender 5 yds into the endzone with him by the mask. Not a single word about it by the commentators. AND they replayed it several times with clear views of it. Guy had fingers wrapped and just pulled like he was pulling a wagon.
I thought so but it seems anymore if it is anywhere near close they call the TD.
by kingcrimson2 on Jan 22, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
I hate the Ravens and their Stoooopid faces.
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— Winston S. Churchill
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by JustBob on Jan 22, 2012 5:10 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions 2 recs
I think the next game will be just as close.
by Brownie's Year on Jan 22, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
And it will be sloppy. That field was flooded earlier.
by Brownie's Year on Jan 22, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah but I didn’t want it to be. I wanted to see the Ravens get humiliated. And now NE turns it over. What suck.
"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."
— Winston S. Churchill
I have the best wife - ever.
by JustBob on Jan 22, 2012 5:16 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Sweet!
"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."
— Winston S. Churchill
I have the best wife - ever.
by JustBob on Jan 22, 2012 5:44 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
Tom Brady sucks today.
"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."
— Winston S. Churchill
I have the best wife - ever.
by JustBob on Jan 22, 2012 5:48 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
Going long was the bad idea. Should have stayed with what was working on the last drive. Eat yards, eat clock.
Denzell Washington in almost every movie-
exposition/low tenstion – calm, smooth, collected
raising tension- laughs inexplicably
high tension/peak- shouts inexplicably
saves day. the end.
but did you ever notice when it is his time to yell he sounds a bit like Magic Johnson before he finally shouts direction?
by kingcrimson2 on Jan 22, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions
Shit!
"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."
— Winston S. Churchill
I have the best wife - ever.
by JustBob on Jan 22, 2012 6:07 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CUNDIFF BLEW IT!!!!!!!!!!
I take this optimism shit seriously.
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by The Licensed Optimist on Jan 22, 2012 6:10 PM EST reply actions
Whoo hoo!
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— Winston S. Churchill
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by JustBob on Jan 22, 2012 6:10 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
yessir
Excited for August...depressed by October
by 'thedrive'ruinedmy9thbirthday on Jan 22, 2012 6:10 PM EST via Android app reply actions
this is a game thread right?
AWWWWW FUCK YEAHHHH
"We just lost to the Steelers 20 hours ago and that still hurts. I need to get home and eat a burrito." -Phil Dawson
by Adrock2099 on Jan 22, 2012 6:10 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Laces out, shankappotomas!
"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."
— Winston S. Churchill
I have the best wife - ever.
by JustBob on Jan 22, 2012 6:11 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
Thats why I love Phil. He wouldn’t have fucked that up..
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by J. W. on Jan 22, 2012 6:11 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins."

"The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins."
by Simmsinns on Jan 22, 2012 6:12 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I still need to have the 49ers win so I can actually root for someone in the Super Bowl.
"We just lost to the Steelers 20 hours ago and that still hurts. I need to get home and eat a burrito." -Phil Dawson
EXCEPT I HATE THE GIANTS ALMOST AS MUCH AS THE PATS WOOO
"We just lost to the Steelers 20 hours ago and that still hurts. I need to get home and eat a burrito." -Phil Dawson
They just embarrassed our whole division….
"Excuse me while I ride my unicorn over to the gentleman’s club my wife doesn’t mind me visiting and doing coke off a hooker’s ass." - Henry Dawg , DBN - Dec 2011
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins."
Steelers aready did that at Denver
by Irish Brown on Jan 22, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
LOL. I’m glad the Ravens signed Cundiff. Ol Jelly Legs.
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by Heavysoviet on Jan 22, 2012 6:15 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Daaawwww yeeeaah! It’s that time again
"The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins."
How about a new .gif? On second thought, this is fitting…
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"We just lost to the Steelers 20 hours ago and that still hurts. I need to get home and eat a burrito." -Phil Dawson
by Adrock2099 on Jan 22, 2012 6:19 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Not to bust on my Buffalo Rumblings friends, but the Cundiff miss is much worse!
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This depresses me… Sorry, but I’m feeling Father Time ticking down my neck.
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