Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: The Most Dangerous Division in Sports

2012 Pro Bowl Thread (For Browns Fans)

Who wants to talk about the Pro Bowl? No one, because if you try to pay attention to the game, you'll be asleep by the end of the first quarter, especially since there aren't any members of the Cleveland Browns that you'll get to see in action (not counting Joe Thomas, whose role is minimized in a Pro Bowl). Therefore, feel free to use this as an open thread for anything else that you wish!

Comment 89 comments  |  0 recs  | 

Do you like this story?

Comments

Display:

First?

Would love to see McGarrett (Jack Lord) and his crew rush in and shoot this D-bag singing.

by kingcrimson2 on Jan 29, 2012 7:11 PM EST reply actions  

Rapist alert! Rapist alert!

Resident Tim Couch Apologist.

by Dawg Nuts on Jan 29, 2012 7:23 PM EST reply actions  

what I used to erase the opening acts squealing. Thank you Thom Yorke.

by kingcrimson2 on Jan 29, 2012 7:25 PM EST reply actions  

Joe Thomas was in on the coin toss.

by Brownie's Year on Jan 29, 2012 7:30 PM EST reply actions  

The Federal Reserve considered putting Joe Thomas’s face on a new coin, but they realized that any value they assigned to it couldn’t possibly be enough.

Resident Tim Couch Apologist.

by Dawg Nuts on Jan 30, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I this douchebag was injured?

by HenryDawg on Jan 29, 2012 7:32 PM EST reply actions  

Only when he is losing.

by kingcrimson2 on Jan 29, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

i this douchebag was injured?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by pwndabear on Jan 29, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

*thought, either my mind or keyboard is messed up. Maybe both.

by HenryDawg on Jan 29, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

THAT COMMERCIAL WAS AWESOME!!!

by Brownie's Year on Jan 29, 2012 7:36 PM EST reply actions  

Awesome VW commercial. Dogs and star wars music? Like eating pizza and having sex at the same time.

by HenryDawg on Jan 29, 2012 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

The one dressed as Wicket was adorable.

by Brownie's Year on Jan 29, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Like eating pizza and having sex at the same time.

You need a portable TV for the trifecta.

by Brownie's Year on Jan 29, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Watching the Browns beat the Steelers while eating pizza and having sex. I know what I’m doing on my birthday.

by HenryDawg on Jan 29, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I can’t do the TV thing. I start laughing at something and it makes it weird.

by Brownie's Year on Jan 29, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

hopefully you tivo’d the game from two years ago.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by pwndabear on Jan 29, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

No I just figured I would use one of next years games.

by HenryDawg on Jan 29, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by pwndabear on Jan 29, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate it when I can’t close your weird pics.

by Brownie's Year on Jan 29, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

how do you not know what thats from? the reference is pure gold. PURE GOLD I TELL YOU!!!

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by pwndabear on Jan 29, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know what that is.

by Brownie's Year on Jan 29, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh. Haven’t seen that since I was like 6 years old.

by Brownie's Year on Jan 29, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I want it NOW, datty!

"We just lost to the Steelers 20 hours ago and that still hurts. I need to get home and eat a burrito." -Phil Dawson

by Adrock2099 on Jan 29, 2012 8:04 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

OK, I think I remember now.

by Brownie's Year on Jan 29, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

im other words i dont want to wait to eat, sex, and browns-destroy-the-steeler

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by pwndabear on Jan 29, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t think about it too much. It’s never gunna happen to you.

by Brownie's Year on Jan 29, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

you dont have much faith in the browns do you

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by pwndabear on Jan 29, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Love me some Veruca Salt

We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.

by The New Kardiac Kids on Jan 29, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Starved for sports as I am, this is unwatchable. They should have some awards ceremony and maybe a skill contest for the QBs, and call it a night.

Later gents.

by kingcrimson2 on Jan 29, 2012 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah Ray Lewis was much better than DQ this year. Whatever

by HenryDawg on Jan 29, 2012 7:38 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

But Ray Lewis is emotional! He cries, and dances, and talks in that weird, wispery, murderous voice! he’s a WINNAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Resident Tim Couch Apologist.

by Dawg Nuts on Jan 30, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

i love seeing that beautiful orange helmet

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by pwndabear on Jan 29, 2012 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

Thomas has been manhandling Allen all game.

by Brownie's Year on Jan 29, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he made a deal with him – don’t rush the QB and I won’t pancake you back to Kansas.

by HenryDawg on Jan 29, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Joe Thomas doesn’t make deals, he merely adjusts his level of mercy.

Resident Tim Couch Apologist.

by Dawg Nuts on Jan 30, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Allen seems to match up really poorly against JT. I mean, even more poorly than everyone else.

"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein

by rufio on Jan 29, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Had the same reaction. We don’t need no stinkin’ logo.

by BuenosAires_Dawg on Jan 29, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

WTF Patrick Peterson is in the PB and Haden isn’t? FTS.

by HenryDawg on Jan 29, 2012 7:59 PM EST reply actions  

i know they’re not supposed to hit the QB in this game but i would love to see rapistburger leave this game in a neck brace.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by pwndabear on Jan 29, 2012 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

Boy will I miss football. I’m watching this “game”. That says it all.

by BuenosAires_Dawg on Jan 29, 2012 8:58 PM EST reply actions  

Wow, Cam, right into the safety

by BuenosAires_Dawg on Jan 29, 2012 9:22 PM EST reply actions  

I thought the Carolina players were gunna use their updated logo.

by Brownie's Year on Jan 29, 2012 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

???

They need one, theirs and Jax have terrible logos. But they did get reach-arounds from the league when building their expansion teams so I guess its even.

by HenryDawg on Jan 29, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

yuck, it’s like some bad car logo from the 70s

by BuenosAires_Dawg on Jan 29, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I think its worse. On the plus side, I’m now blind.

by HenryDawg on Jan 29, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok now that I can see again, its better than the old one, but that’s not saying much.

by HenryDawg on Jan 29, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Poor kitty looks paranoid, like he’s being hunted.

by HenryDawg on Jan 29, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Cats are stupid anyways.

by Brownie's Year on Jan 29, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Why did the JAX mascot take it’s clothes off? Was that a leaf over the crotch?

by Brownie's Year on Jan 29, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

The NFL has resorted to mascot nudity to boost Pro Bowl ratings.

by HenryDawg on Jan 29, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think they’ve showed one damn cheerleader yet!!

by Brownie's Year on Jan 29, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Shut up Ray Ray. I hope you blow your ACL in this game.

by Brownie's Year on Jan 29, 2012 9:43 PM EST reply actions  

So many Bengals… shit, they had to get things right now?

by BuenosAires_Dawg on Jan 29, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

Amazing TD catch by Marshal.

by Brownie's Year on Jan 29, 2012 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

Those fans are assholes! How can you boo someone at the pro-bowl not named Derek Anderson? They’ve been booing Newton since he stepped on the field

by BuenosAires_Dawg on Jan 29, 2012 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

He’s been stinking it up since he stepped on the field.

by Brownie's Year on Jan 29, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Granted, he hasn’t had a good game and my bias is showing, but booing him? A little much.

by BuenosAires_Dawg on Jan 29, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

The crowd wants big plays. He’s not doing anything.

by Brownie's Year on Jan 29, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

He threw a 65 yd TD pass

by BuenosAires_Dawg on Jan 29, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Meh, I rest my case. He’s stunk

by BuenosAires_Dawg on Jan 29, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s doing wonders for the AFC

by HenryDawg on Jan 29, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Even though I’m from the generation that is supposed to hate ewoks, I can’t. They’re adorable and brave. Now if in 20 years some punk shows up on DBN claiming the Jar Jar Binks dog is the best, they must be banned.

by HenryDawg on Jan 29, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn’t know the Ewoks were disliked by the older crowd. But I see how that could be the case.
I was really young when the Ewok Adventure movies came out. I had a bunch of the figures and their big tree fortress play set. My dad was a Star Wars nut. I remember him taking me to see Return of the Jedi when I was 2. And I always sat on his lap while watching New Hope, even though I didn’t really understand the movie yet.

by Brownie's Year on Jan 29, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah there’s a generational divide when it comes to Ewoks. A lot of my friends hated them for various reasons, but mostly because you could tell they were wearing costumes and seemed like a cheap ploy to appease kids, which when we were all of 10 years old, seemed insulting. It’s pretty silly really. I was in the Ewok closet among my friends and openly admit to liking them now. That said, any Jar Jar love is unacceptable.

by HenryDawg on Jan 29, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I was 9 when Return of the Jedi came out. Going to see that movie was the most anticipated event of my entire year.

Resident Tim Couch Apologist.

by Dawg Nuts on Jan 30, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m trying to put names to the dogs.

1st row – Leia, Luke, Yoda, Wicket
2nd row – R2, Solo, Chewy, Vader
3rd row – C-3PO, Obi, Jabba

by Brownie's Year on Jan 29, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

i was wondering who the vizsla was supposed to be.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by pwndabear on Jan 30, 2012 7:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Watched the Pro Bowl simply because Thomas was there, and I only watched him.

Ohio's premier Russian fan.

by Heavysoviet on Jan 30, 2012 12:26 AM EST reply actions  

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Non-stop coverage of the team with the best fans in the NFL, the Cleveland Browns.

Community Guidelines
Send us a Scoop

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recent FanPosts

000_0505_small
Kardiac Assessment % / @# / !@
Small
Top 5 Bubble Players
Small
All-time NFL mock draft on MtD
Buddhathomas_small
Cleveland Browns 2012 Prediction - A Sailor's Perspective
000_0505_small
Kardiac Assessment % / !^ / !@
Cribbs_small
2012 Rookie Predictions
Nfl_u_okoye_200_small
A look of the 2012 Browns O-line
000_0505_small
Kardiac Assessment % / ( / !@
00000021_small
browns Q for 12 who are they
Gray_cat_thinking_small
That time of year again.

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >

Browns Links

Local Media Sources
Official Browns Site
Orange and Brown Report
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Akron Beacon Journal

Browns Communities/Blogs
The Watercooler
Waiting for Next Year
Dawg Scooper
Dawg Talkers
Dawg Bones
The Browns Board

free hit counter javascript


Executive Editor

Dbn_small Chris Pokorny

Minions

Funny-good-times-11_small Bernie19Kosar

Rufiohookgrin01_small rufio

Hadenward-new2_small Jon @ DBN

Moderators

N3tdgy_medium_small Brownie's Year

Polar_cap_of_mars_planet_small notthatnoise