The face off

by StadiumMustard on Jan 28, 2012 11:56 PM EST

There are so many more worthy things to discuss, but since I have heard a lot of feedback on my name ( all very amusing). I thought I would ask the real important stuff, like which is better Bertman's or the Stadium Mustard brand. Now if you have never been to a Cleveland sporting event and been to both the Jake (sorry, but that's what it is) and Cleveland Browns Stadium, they both serve different Mustards. Bertman's was the original and still has the Chief grinning on the front label and well Stadium Mustard makes no mysteries about being a knock off or a tribute if you will. You can get Bertman's at the Jake and you can get Stadium Mustard at Cleveland Browns Stadium. (don't ask why, it may be complicated like quantum physics)

Now there is a big difference between the two, or some people think. It could be as close as a PBR and a Busch or as drastic as Bud to well, Schaffers. In any event they make bad games better or heart burn worse. Anyone from Cleveland knows a dog isnt a dog without the mustard.

So, the question you have been waiting your entire life to answer is, which is better? I realize this is time spent in your life that you will never get back, but what else were you going to do, work? Now that's funny.

Poll

Which one cuts the Mustard?

Bertman's, original is always the best and you gotta love the Wahoo!

16 votes

Stadium Mustard, it may not be the original but I can pick up my fix at the local grocery store

13 votes

I don't eat either, it taste like city chicken droppings

5 votes

What is Mustard?

5 votes

39 votes | Poll has closed

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mustard is gross you dagblam yankees!

"It is unlikely that anyone has ever read Nietzsche or Derrida and has been inspired to open a soup kitchen"

by troy145 on Jan 30, 2012 1:07 PM EST reply actions

FYI for my southern friends – ketchup does not go on spaghetti.

Resident of Believeland.

by browndawgbacker on Jan 31, 2012 12:33 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions

And neither does chili, Southern Ohio.

"We just lost to the Steelers 20 hours ago and that still hurts. I need to get home and eat a burrito." -Phil Dawson

by Adrock2099 on Jan 31, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions

I chose Stadium, but only on a chili dog with relish from the Hot Dog Inn on Lorain. Otherwise both relish and mustard are two of the nastiest condiments on the planet.

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by North Coast Flea on Jan 30, 2012 1:12 PM EST reply actions

Steve’s on Lorain ave is the bomb!

" I thought the Rocky Mountains would be rockier than this." Ya, that John Denver is full of #$%! man. Besides, we just got Tebowed!!!

by StadiumMustard on Jan 30, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions

Stadium Mustard and diced onion. Now I am hungry, thanks.

by GrillGuy on Jan 30, 2012 1:14 PM EST reply actions

Either you put Stadium Mustard on a hot dog, or Yellow Mustard on a hot dog. Anyone who puts ketchup on a hot dog must burn in a fiery abyss.

"When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." -Paul Brown

by macdowellm03 on Jan 30, 2012 1:39 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

I prefer American cheese.

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by North Coast Flea on Jan 30, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions

Is Stadium a brand name? I don’t pay attention to that stuff.
All I know is that I eat hot dogs with yellow mustard ONLY. Nothing else.

Also, pretzels must have mustard on them.

by Brownie's Year on Jan 30, 2012 2:20 PM EST reply actions

your cleveland hot dogs taste like garbage. Rochester zweigels are where its at you mofes.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by pwndabear on Jan 30, 2012 2:55 PM EST reply actions

You don't like it like you can just...

…git out

"We just lost to the Steelers 20 hours ago and that still hurts. I need to get home and eat a burrito." -Phil Dawson

by Adrock2099 on Jan 30, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

MOFE.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by pwndabear on Jan 30, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions

Ministry of Finance and Economy, or Nigerian actor and politician Richard Mofe-Damijo?

"We just lost to the Steelers 20 hours ago and that still hurts. I need to get home and eat a burrito." -Phil Dawson

by Adrock2099 on Jan 30, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions

Smith’s hot dogs are regional here….they are the BEST. Not even sure if they make it to Cleveland. I like the Stadium mustard but I’ve never had Bertman’s.

We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.

by The New Kardiac Kids on Jan 30, 2012 5:16 PM EST reply actions