Week 6 UDBNFL Review

9 Simmsinns (Jon Stinchcomb) 100.00 vs 10 130lbs of Kosar (Brownie’s Year) 83.64

Summary: 130lbs of Kosar got a strong performance from the Brandon Weeden to Josh Gordon connection, but Tom Brady to Wes Welker was more effective for Simmsinns.

Game High Points: Tom Brady 21.8 (Simmsinns)

Surprise of the Game: We’ll give the nod to Josh Gordon’s 15.9 points, including the gorgeous 71 yard TD.

Most Disappointing Performance: Vernon Davis (130lbs of Kosar) only scored 3.7 points, but Brian Hartline (Simmsinns) didn’t score at all.

Notables: Simmsinns wishes he started Mike Williams (17.3 points) over Hartline (0 points). Jason Hanson scored 16.0 on the bench for 130lbs of Kosar, but Lawrence Tynes started and scored 14.0, so it doesn’t really matter.


1 Now I’m Done (StuckInPa) 86.56 vs 2 Patty’s Battlers (FrenchToast979) 88.38

Summary: Less than two points separated the two top ranked teams in this game, with Patty’s Battlers getting the win and the top ranking.

Game High Points: Peyton Manning 23.16 (Now I’m Done)

Surprise of the Game: James Jones scored 15.3 points for Patty’s Battlers. We know he’s capable of it in any game, but it always comes as a surprise in a Green Bay offense that spreads the ball around so well.

Most Disappointing Performance: Miles Austin had 3.1 points and Marshawn Lynch added 5.2 for Now I’m Done.

Notables: Now I’m Done had Shonn Greene and his 34.1 points on the bench. Hard to blame him though, as that accounts for over half of Greene’s point total for the entire season.


3 Brownie the Elf (emily522) 89.92 vs 7 Pitchin’ A Trent (Browns town) 105.34

Summary: An underwhelming performance out of Eli Manning combined with a big game from A. J. Green, resulting in a victory for Pitchin’ A Trent over Brownie the Elf.

Game High Points: A. J. Green 25.5 (Pitchin’ A Trent)

Surprise of the Game: A. J. Green has already been mentioned, so we’ll give this to Jermaine Gresham and his 12.8 points.

Most Disappointing Performance: Eli Manning only scored 11.52 points and Jamaal Charles was held to 4.7, both for Brownie the Elf.

Notables: Both teams left some points on the bench, but the outcome would have likely been the same. Brownie the Elf’s high scorer was C. J. Spiller with 17.0 points; Pitchin’ A Trent had three players score more than 17.0 points.


4 Midway Mayhem (The New Kardiac Kids) 65.26 vs 12 Stig-o-sauruseseses (Stigosaurus) 129.42

Summary: Stig-o-sauruseseses’ first win of the season comes in the biggest blowout of the week as Midway Mayhem sees many of his players fail to meet their projections.

Game High Points: Aaron Rodgers 39.22 (Stig-o-sauruseseses)

Surprise of the Game: Antonio Gates had by far his best game of the season, scoring 20.1 points for Stig-o-sauruseseses.

Most Disappointing Performance: Matt Ryan scored 12.46 and SF Def scored 2.0 points, both for Midway Mayhem.

Notables: Josh Freeman was on the bench for Midway Mayhem with 24.62 points, but the outcome wouldn’t have changed. Stig-o-sauruseseses had four players over 15.0 points and two over 20 points.


5 WV Brownies (Kimble_79) 120.48 vs 8 Weeden Adderall (SpecialBrownie) 87.68

Summary: A huge game by Robert Griffin III lifted WV Brownies over Weeden Adderall.

Game High Points: Robert Griffin III 36.08 (WV Brownies)

Surprise of the Game: Jeremy Maclin added 19.0 points for WV Brownies.

Most Disappointing Performance: Philip Rivers (Weeden Adderall) only scored 9.68 points.

Notables: Vincent Jackson and Ahmad Bradshaw both scored 18+ points for Weeden Adderall. Dez Bryant scored 21.5 points on the bench for WV Brownies.


6 RandallPFloyd QB (bross09) 93.84 vs 11 Crazy 88 (Gabe Durrant) 105.02

Summary: Michael Vick had a strong game for RandallPFloyd QB, but it wasn’t enough to overcome Jordy Nelson’s great game for Crazy 88.

Game High Points: Jordy Nelson 30.1 (Crazy 88)

Surprise of the Game: Obviously Jordy Nelson, but honorable mention to Kyle Rudolph (13.6 points for Crazy 88) and Denarius Moore (16.4 points for RandallPFloyd QB).

Most Disappointing Performance: Ryan Fitzpatrick (Crazy 88) only scored 6.62 points.

Notables: There was very little left on the bench in this game as there were a number of byes and injuries. This was the 4th game this week in which the lower ranked team won.



1 5-1 Patty’s Battlers

2 4-2 Now I’m Done

3 4-2 WV Brownies

4 4-2 Brownie the Elf

5 3-3 Pitchin’ A Trent

6 3-3 Midway Mayhem

7 3-3 RandallPFloyd QB

8 3-3 Simmsinns

9 2-4 Weeden Adderall

10 2-4 Crazy 88

11 2-4 130lbs of Kosar

12 1-5 Stig-o-sauruseseses


Week 4 Matchups (Rank, Team, Yahoo projection*)

1 Patty’s Battlers (58.15) vs 10 Crazy 88 (86.42)

2 Now I’m Done (71.81) vs 9 Weeden Adderall (64.43)

3 WV Brownies (86.63) vs 12 Stig-o-sauruseseses (76.12)

4 Brownie the Elf (51.88) vs 6 Midway Mayhem (31.75)

5 Pitchin’ A Trent (83.08) vs 11 130lbs of Kosar (63.43)

7 RandallPFloyd QB (94.75) vs 8 Simmsinns (87.34)

*Projected points as of the writing of this page.

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