Week 8 UDBNFL Review

4 Simmsinns (Jon Stinchcomb) 85.46 vs 9 Crazy 88 (Gabe Durrant) 77.34

Summary: Tom Brady and Mike Williams led Simmsinns to victory despite over 33 points from Doug Martin for Crazy 88.

Game High Points: Doug Martin 33.40 (Crazy 88)

Surprise of the Game: Clearly Doug Martin, but Mike Williams had a good day as well with 12.80 points.

Most Disappointing Performance: There were many, but we’ll single out Min Def going for -3.0 points for Simmsinns.

Notables: Two RBs scored over 45 points for Crazy 88 while no one else on the team scored in double digits. Very few points were left on the bench in this game, certainly not enough to have changed the outcome.


1 WV Brownies (Kimble_79) 100.58 vs 6 Brownie the Elf (emily522) 71.08

Summary: Rob Gronkowski and NYG Def both had strong games for WV Brownies in a win over Brownie the Elf and an underwhelming Eli Manning.

Game High Points: Rob Gronkowski 26.6 (WV Brownies)

Surprise of the Game: Kendall Wright with 10.7 points for Brownie the Elf and NYG Def with 22.0 points for WV Brownies.

Most Disappointing Performance: Both quarterbacks had quiet games with Eli Manning scoring 6.98 points (Brownie the Elf) and Robert Griffin III scoring 11.88 points (WV Brownies).

Notables: Jamaal Charles only scored 1 point for Brownie the Elf.


2 Patty’s Battlers (FrenchToast979) 124.42 vs 8 Weeden Adderall (SpecialBrownie) 32.96

Summary: Weeden Adderall was at the wrong end of the biggest blowout of the week. Every player for Weeden Adderall failed to reach double digits, while all but two of Patty’s Battlers’ players scored more than 10 points.

Game High Points: Mia Def 22.0 (Patty’s Battlers)

Surprise of the Game: Sebastian Janikowski scored 14.0 points for Patty’s Battlers.

Most Disappointing Performance: Weeden Adderall’s entire team. Philip Rivers scored 6.16 points while two WRs, two RBs, and two TEs combined for just 22.8 points.

Notables: Weeden Adderall did not have any players on byes this week, but he did have Matthew Stafford’s 32.28 points on the bench.


3 Now I’m Done (StuckInPa) 106.90 vs 12 Stig-o-sauruseseses (Stigosaurus) 84.84

Summary: A quiet game from Aaron Rodgers (Stig-o-sauruseseses) leads to another loss, this time to Peyton Manning and Now I’m Done.

Game High Points: Peyton Manning 24.6 (Now I’m Done)

Surprise of the Game: Brandon Lloyd (Stig-o-sauruseseses) had his best game of the season, scoring two touchdowns on two receptions for 14.8 points.

Most Disappointing Performance: I’d say Antonio Gates’ 1.4 points for Stig-o-sauruseseses, but it helped the Browns win. Instead we’ll go with Antonio Brown’s 3.8 points, with an honorable mention to Aaron Rodgers’ 13.84 points.

Notables: This is the first week of the year that the Browns and Stig-o-sauruseseses didn’t share an outcome.


5 Midway Mayhem (The New Kardiac Kids) 108.98 vs 11 130lbs of Kosar (Brownie’s Year) 86.56

Summary: Big games from Michael Crabtree and Lawrence Tynes weren’t enough to life 130lbs of Kosar over Matt Ryan and Midway Mayhem.

Game High Points: Matt Ryan 24.28 (Midway Mayhem)

Surprise of the Game: Michael Crabtree scored 20.0 points for 130lbs of Kosar.

Most Disappointing Performance: Roddy White only had 3.8 points for Midway Mayhem.

Notables: 130lbs of Kosar left over 20 points on the bench, but even with hindsight would come up just short.


7 Pitchin’ A Trent (Browns town) 94.28 vs 10 RandallPFloyd QB (bross09) 102.58

Summary: Pitchin’ A Trent fell to RandallPFloyd QB despite a strong performance from Trent Richardson.

Game High Points: Tony Romo 23.48 (Pitchin’ A Trent)

Surprise of the Game: Trent Richardson (Pitchin’ A Trent) scored 19.4 points while Denarius Moore had 15.6 for RandallPFloyd QB.

Most Disappointing Performance: Hakeem Nicks (RandallPFloyd QB) only scored 4.6 points.

Notables: There weren’t many points left on the bench as Pitchin’ A Trent had 4 players on their bye week, but RandallPFloyd QB could have added to their lead a bit by playing a second Raiders WR in Darrius Heyward-Bey.



1 6-2 Patty’s Battlers

2 6-2 WV Brownies

3 5-3 Now I’m Done

4 5-3 Midway Mayhem

5 5-3 Simmsinns

6 4-4 RandallPFloydQB

7 4-4 Brownie the Elf

8 3-5 Pitchin’ A Trent

9 3-5 Crazy 88

10 3-5 Weeden Adderall

11 3-5 130lbs of Kosar

12 1-7 Stig-o-sauruseseses


Week 9 Matchups (Rank, Team, Yahoo projection*)

1 Patty’s Battlers (78.89) vs 12 Stig-o-sauruseseses (78.03)

2 WV Brownies (70.33) vs 11 130lbs of Kosar (72.37)

3 Now I’m Done (87.38) vs 7 Brownie the Elf (72.59)

4 Midway Mayhem (96.71) vs 6 RandallPFloyd QB (98.41)

5 Simmsinns (51.91) vs 8 Pitchin’ A Trent (90.40)

9 Crazy 88 (84.18) vs 10 Weeden Adderall (75.32)

*Projected points as of the writing of this page.

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