Week 10 UDBNFL Review

5 Simmsinns (Jon Stinchcomb) 95.18 vs 3 Midway Mayhem (The New Kardiac Kids) 89.64

Summary: Simmsinns defeats Midway Mayhem, and leap-frogged them in the standings in the process.

Game High Points: Matt Ryan 27.64 (Midway Mayhem)

Surprise of the Game: Scott Chandler had 12.50 points for Midway Mayhem.

Most Disappointing Performance: Defenses were unimpressive in this matchup, with SF Def (Midway Mayhem) scoring only 4.0 points while SD Def (Simmsinns) scored 0.0.

Notables: Den Def scored 26.0 points from Midway Mayhem’s bench. That would have been plenty of points to swing the outcome. It’s hard to find fault with the decision to play SF Def though.


1 Patty’s Battlers (FrenchToast979) 82.62 vs 9 Brownie the Elf (emily522) 71.30

Summary: Patty’s Battlers handed Brownie the Elf their 5th consecutive loss on solid performances from Demaryius Thomas and Stevan Ridley.

Game High Points: Drew Brees 22.82 (Patty’s Battlers)

Surprise of the Game: Jamaal Charles scored 16.0 points for Brownie the Elf.

Most Disappointing Performance: Eli Manning scored 4.7 points. This was the third week in a row that Manning failed to score in double digits.

Notables: Both teams left points on the bench. Joe Flacco had 30.74 points for Brownie the Elf while Sidney Rice (Patty’s Battlers) scored 17.4 points from the bench.


2 Now I’m Done (StuckInPa) 99.44 vs 10 130lbs of Kosar (Brownie’s Year) 65.34

Summary: Marshawn Lynch and Arian Foster led Now I’m Done over Michael Crabtree and 130lbs of Kosar in this week’s biggest blowout.

Game High Points: Marshawn Lynch 19.1 (Now I’m Done)

Surprise of the Game: Michael Crabtree’s scored 13.0 points for 130lbs of Kosar

Most Disappointing Performance: Much of 130lbs of Kosar’s team underperformed, but perhaps the worst was Matt Forte’s 3.6 points.

Notables: Now I’m Done had only three players fail to reach double digits (one being the inactive Antonio Brown) while 130lbs of Kosar saw only two players reach double digits. Jason Witten had only 4.7 points for Now I’m Done while Greg Olson was on the bench with 22.2 points.


4 WV Brownies (Kimble_79) 101.90 vs 8 RandallPFloyd QB (bross09) 87.90

Summary: Jimmy Graham and RandallPFloyd QB fall to Calvin Johnson and WV Brownies.

Game High Points: Jimmy Graham 26.6 (RandallPFloyd QB)

Surprise of the Game: Jimmy Graham could be listed here, as could Calvin Johnson (24.7 points) of WV Brownies and Denarius Moore (15.0 points) of RandallPFloyd QB.

Most Disappointing Performance: RandallPFloyd QB’s running backs (Michael Turner and Taiwan Jones) combined for only 2.8 points.

Notables: WV Brownies started Robert Griffin III during his bye week even though they had Andrew Luck on the bench. Receivers on the bench had a good week for these two teams as Jeremy Maclin (WV Brownies) scored 15.3 points, Torrey Smith (RandallPFloyd QB) had 18.7, and Darrius Heyward-Bey (RandallPFloyd QB) had 13.8.


6 Pitchin’ A Trent (Browns town) 67.36 vs 7 Crazy 88 (Gabe Durrant) 71.60

Summary: Crazy 88 overcomes an injury to Jay Cutler to beat the short-handed Pitchin’ A Trent.

Game High Points: Tony Romo 16.26 (Pitchin’ A Trent)

Surprise of the Game: Danny Amendola scored 10.2 points in his first game back from injury.

Most Disappointing Performance: It says a lot about how well Doug Martin has been playing that his 11.9 points this week are considered something of a disappointment.

Notables: Pitchin’ A Trent had two players on a bye in their starting lineup and still only lost by 4.24 points. Chris Johnson’s 19.4 points were left on Crazy 88’s bench, fortunately they weren’t needed.


11 Weeden Adderall (SpecialBrownie) 63.26 vs 12 Stig-o-sauruseseses (Stig-o-sauruseseses) 85.58

Summary: Stig-o-sauruseseses wins their second straight game while handing Weeden Adderall their third consecutive loss.

Game High Points: Matthew Stafford 25.46 (Weeden Adderall)

Surprise of the Game: Tony Gonzalez had a great game, scoring 24.2 points for Weeden Adderall. Fred Jackson’s 21.5 points for Stig-o-sauruseseses were pretty good too.

Most Disappointing Performance: Eric Decker scored 1.5 points and Mia Def scored 0.0 for Stig-o-sauruseseses. Victor Cruz (2.6), Kevin Smith (0.0), and Det Def (0.0) were unimpressive for Weeden Adderall.

Notables: Stig-o-sauruseseses left 0.0 points on the bench due to 4 players with bye week’s and one injury. Weeden Adderall started two players on bye weeks while leaving a combined 60.58 points on the bench, many of which could have improved their point total.



1 7-3 Now I’m Done

2 7-3 Patty’s Battlers

3 7-3 WV Brownies

4 6-4 Simmsinns

5 6-4 Midway Mayhem

6 5-5 Crazy 88

7 4-6 Pitchin’ A Trent

8 4-6 RandallPFloyd QB

9 4-6 Brownie the Elf

10 4-6 130lbs of Kosar

11 3-7 Stig-o-sauruseseses

12 3-7 Weeden Adderall


Week 11 Matchups (Rank, Team, Yahoo projection*)

1 Now I’m Done (87.32) vs 8 RandallPFloyd QB (96.83)

2 Patty’s Battlers (90.70) vs 10 130lbs of Kosar (88.20)

3 WV Brownies (93.72) vs 4 Simmsinns (90.17)

5 Midway Mayhem (95.52) vs 7 Pitchin’ A Trent (95.52)

6 Crazy 88 (70.39) vs 11 Stig-o-sauruseseses (98.37)

9 Brownie the Elf (57.59) vs 12 Weeden Adderall (57.43)

*Projected points as of the writing of this page.

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