Week 11 UDBNFL Review

4 Simmsinns (Jon Stinchcomb) 103.44 vs 3 WV Brownies (Kimble_79) 134.00

Summary: Tom Brady leads Simmsinns to the second highest score in the league this week. Unfortunately for them, Rob Gronkowski outscored Tom Brady and WV Brownies outscored Simmsinns.

Game High Points: Robert Griffin III 32.4 (WV Brownies)

Surprise of the Game: 25.7 points out of a tight end is always a surprise, even when it’s Gronk (WV Brownies).

Most Disappointing Performance: Not many in this matchup, but this dubious title will go to Reggie Bush who scored just 3.5 points for WV Brownies.

Notables: Simmsinns played the best lineup available and didn’t leave any points on the bench, but it wasn’t enough as WV Brownies had a very strong game. WV Brownies left Dez Bryant on the bench with 20.5 points, but clearly did not need them.


1 Now I’m Done (StuckInPa) 89.90 vs 8 RandallPFloyd QB (bross09) 28.00

Summary: RandallPFloyd QB starts two players who were inactive with injuries and got poor performances from a few others on their way to the lowest single week point output of the season, as well as losing the biggest blowout of the week.

Game High Points: Peyton Manning 21.8 (Now I’m Done)

Surprise of the Game: Bal Def scored 19.0 points for Now I’m Done.

Most Disappointing Performance: This could go to any number of players on RandallPFloyd QB’s team. Denarius Moore (0.4 points), Torrey Smith (0.7 points), and Chi Def (1.0 points) were the worst offenders.

Notables: Matt Schaub scored 39.08 points from the bench for Now I’m Done. RandallPFloyd QB had very little on the bench in what was simply a disappointing week for their entire team.


2 Patty’s Battlers (FrenchToast979) 94.66 vs 10 130lbs of Kosar (Brownie’s Year) 89.38

Summary: Drew Brees and Was Def led Patty’s Battlers over Cam Newton, Vernon Davis, and 130lbs of Kosar.

Game High Points: Drew Brees 20.76 (Patty’s Battlers)

Surprise of the Game: Vernon Davis scored 14.3 points for 130lbs of Kosar.

Most Disappointing Performance: Mike Wallace (Now I’m Done) had only 0.6 points while James Jones (Patty’s Battlers) scored only 3.3.

Notables: 130lbs of Kosar could have pulled within 1 point by playing Josh Gordon over Mike Wallace, but it would not have been enough.


5 Midway Mayhem (The New Kardiac Kids) 62.04 vs 7 Pitchin’ A Trent (Browns town) 101.08

Summary: Pitchin’ A Trent rode GB Def to victory over Jermichael Finley and Midway Mayhem.

Game High Points: GB Def 20.0 (Pitchin’ A Trent)

Surprise of the Game: GB Def’s (Pitchin’ A Trent) 20.0 points would qualify, as do Jermichael Finley’s (Midway Mayhem) 12.6 points.

Most Disappointing Performance: Rashad Jennings scored -0.1 points for Midway Mayhem.

Notables: There were plenty of points left on the bench in this game. Andre Johnson (33.3), Josh Freeman (24.62), and SF Def (16.0) for Midway Mayhem and Lance Moore (17.3) for Pitchin’ A Trent.


6 Crazy 88 (Gabe Durrant) 78.00 vs 11 Stig-o-sauruseseses (Stigosaurus) 76.54

Summary: Brandon Marshall and Crazy 88 completed a comeback over LaRod Stephens-Howling and Stig-o-sauruseseses.

Game High Points: Andy Dalton 24.5 (Crazy 88)

Surprise of the Game: LaRod Stephens-Howling scored 19.3 points for Stig-o-sauruseseses.

Most Disappointing Performance: Hou Def scored 0.0 points for Crazy 88.

Notables: Larry Fitzgerald and Antonio Gates continued their disappointing seasons, combining for 2.8 points for Stig-o-sauruseseses. Stig-o-sauruseseses left enough points on the bench to steal a win, but Crazy 88 had enough to steal it back.


9 Brownie the Elf (emily522) 85.66 vs 12 Weeden Adderall (SpecialBrownie) 60.94

Summary: NE Def and Brownie the Elf handed Matthew Stafford and Weeden Adderall their fourth straight loss.

Game High Points: NE Def 27.0 (Brownie the Elf)

Surprise of the Game: Outside of NE Def the biggest surprise was Vincent Jackson’s 17.4 points for Weeden Adderall.

Most Disappointing Performance: There were many, most notably both QBs as Matthew Stafford (Weeden Adderall) scored only 11.84 points and Joe Flacco (Brownie the Elf) scored only 6.46.

Notables: Seven of the ten players on the bench between these two teams were on byes, with two of the remaining three scoring 0.0 points. Philip Rivers was the only player with bench points, scoring 14.32 for Weeden Adderall.



1 8-3 WV Brownies

2 8-3 Now I’m Done

3 8-3 Patty’s Battlers

4 6-5 Simmsinns

5 6-5 Midway Mayhem

6 6-5 Crazy 88

7 5-6 Pitchin’ A Trent

8 5-6 Brownie the Elf

9 4-7 RandallPFloyd QB

10 4-7 130lbs of Kosar

11 3-8 Stig-o-sauruseseses

12 3-8 Weeden Adderall


Week 12 Matchups (Rank, Team, Yahoo projection*)

1 WV Brownies (95.06) vs 7 Pitchin’ A Trent (96.20)

2 Now I’m Done (105.87) vs 4 Simmsinns (88.22)

3 Patty’s Battlers (96.11) vs 9 RandallPFloyd QB (62.19)

5 Midway Mayhem (87.94) vs 6 Crazy 88 (91.53)

8 Brownie the Elf (91.08) vs 11 Stig-o-sauruseseses (82.99)

10 130lbs of Kosar (91.86) vs 12 Weeden Adderall (81.01)

*Projected points as of the writing of this page.

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