Week 12 UDBNFL Review

4 Simmsinns (Jon Stinchcomb) 117.14 vs 2 Now I’m Done (StuckInPa) 95.40

Summary: Big games from Tom Brady and Alfred Morris lift Simmsinns over Arian Foster and Now I’m Done.

Game High Points: Tom Brady 31.42 (Simmsinns)

Surprise of the Game: Alfred Morris (Simmsinns) had 17.3 points and Connor Barth (Now I’m Done) scored 13.0 points.

Most Disappointing Performance: Miles Austin (Now I’m Done) ended the game with 0.0 points.

Notables: A few points were left on the bench, most notably 10.5 from Andre Roberts and 12.1 from Felix Jones, both for Simmsinns.


1 WV Brownies (Kimble_79) 133.74 vs 7 Pitchin’ A Trent (Browns town) 99.24

Summary: WV Brownies had this game well in-hand after 3 players combined for over 75 points on Thanksgiving. Tony Romo and Trent Richardson had good games for Pitchin’ A Trent, but not good enough.

Game High Points: A tie. Tony Romo (Pitchin’ A Trent) and Robert Griffin III (WV Brownies) each scored 30.34 points

Surprise of the Game: Dez Bryant scored 25.1 points for WV Brownies.

Most Disappointing Performance: This dubious honor goes to GB Def for their -3.0 point performance for Pitchin’ A Trent.

Notables: Only one player for WV Brownies failed to meet or exceed his projected points while only 3 of Pitchin’ A Trent’s players exceeded theirs.


3 Patty’s Battlers (FrenchToast979) 96.38 vs 9 RandallPFloyd QB (bross09) 50.70

Summary: BenJarvus Green-Ellis and Stevan Ridley led Patty’s Battlers over Torrey Smith and RandallPFloyd QB.

Game High Points: Drew Brees 20.48 (Patty’s Battlers)

Surprise of the Game: BenJarvus Green-Ellis scored 19.8 points for Patty’s Battlers.

Most Disappointing Performance: Shaun Suisham (RandallPFloyd QB) scored 2.0 points and Phi Def (Patty’s Battlers) scored 1.0.

Notables: RandallPFloyd QB started Ben Roethlisberger (injured), Darren McFadden (injured), and Titus Young (suspended). Beanie Wells scored 16.8 points from Patty’s Battlers’ bench.


5 Midway Mayhem (The New Kardiac Kids) 98.52 vs 6 Crazy 88 (Gabe Durrant) 104.60

Summary: A strong game from Cecil Shorts helps Crazy 88 defeat Bryce Brown and Midway Mayhem.

Game High Points: Bryce Brown 26.9 (Midway Mayhem)

Surprise of the Game: The aforementioned Cecil Shorts (16.5, Crazy 88) and Bryce Brown (26.9, Midway Mayhem) surprised with big games.

Most Disappointing Performance: Roddy White is expected to score more than the 5.7 points he recorded for Midway Mayhem this week.

Notables: Midway Mayhem had SF Def on the bench with 21.0 points while starting Den Def with 8.0. That would have been enough to win against Crazy 88’s current lineup. However, with the benefit of hindsight, Crazy 88 had just enough points on the bench to still overcome Midway Mayhem.


8 Brownie the Elf (emily522) 128.06 vs 11 Stig-o-sauruseseses (Stigosaurus) 48.16

Summary: Poor performances from nearly all of their starters resulted in Stig-o-sauruseseses being at the wrong end of this week’s biggest blowout.

Game High Points: NE Def 25.0 (Brownie the Elf)

Surprise of the Game: The lone bright spot for Stig-o-sauruseseses was Jacquizz Rodgers and his 13.9 points.

Most Disappointing Performance: The rest of Stig-o-sauruseseses team, and Brownie the Elf’s Brian Hartline (1.7 points).

Notables: Both teams left some points on the bench, but clearly the outcome would not have changed. This week marked only the second time this season that Pierre Garcon scored double digit points, and he was on the bench for Stig-o-sauruseseses both times. This game was a rematch from week one, which was also the biggest blowout of the week in favor of Brownie the Elf.


10 130lbs of Kosar (Brownie’s Year) 68.94 vs 12 Weeden Adderall (SpecialBrownie) 73.34

Summary: Weeden Adderall broke their 4-game losing streak with a close win over Cam Newton and 130lbs of Kosar.

Game High Points: Cam Newton 37.44 (130lbs of Kosar)

Surprise of the Game: Cam Newton nearly doubled his projected points, and that makes him the surprise of the game.

Most Disappointing Performance: I refuse to call Mike Wallace’s 0.9 points for 130lbs of Kosar disappointing since it was good for the Browns, so Michael Crabtree and Matt Forte with 2.6 points each for 130lbs of Kosar are the biggest disappointments.

Notables: Weeden Adderall started Kevin Smith (0.6 points) over Ahmad Bradshaw (17.9 points). Cle Def (21.0 points) punished 130lbs of Kosar for starting Atl Def (2.0 points) over them.



1 9-3 WV Brownies

2 9-3 Patty’s Battlers

3 8-4 Now I’m Done

4 7-5 Simmsinns

5 7-5 Crazy 88

6 6-6 Midway Mayhem

7 6-6 Brownie the Elf

8 5-7 Pitchin’ A Trent

9 4-8 RandallPFloyd QB

10 4-8 130lbs of Kosar

11 4-8 Weeden Adderall

12 3-9 Stig-o-sauruseseses


Week 13 Matchups (Rank, Team, Yahoo projection*)

1 WV Brownies (102.81) vs 6 Midway Mayhem (86.10)

2 Patty’s Battlers (91.56) vs 4 Simmsinns (88.30)

3 Now I’m Done (105.43) vs 8 Pitchin’ A Trent (104.15)

5 Crazy 88 (94.59) vs 7 Brownie the Elf (95.83)

9 RandallPFloyd QB (78.48) vs 11 Weeden Adderall (84.35)

10 130lbs of Kosar (80.37) vs 12 Stig-o-sauruseseses (85.25)

*Projected points as of the writing of this page.

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