Week 9 UDBNFL Review

5 Simmsinns (Jon Stinchcomb) 117.46 vs 8 Pitchin’ A Trent (Browns town) 139.16

Summary: Big games from Adrian Peterson and SD Def were not enough to lift Simmsinns over Carson Palmer and Pitchin’ A Trent.

Game High Points: Carson Palmer 31.86 (Pitchin’ A Trent)

Surprise of the Game: Adrian Peterson scored 31.3 points for Simmsinns.

Most Disappointing Performance: Between both teams only 4 players failed to reach their projected points. We’ll call Shayne Graham’s 3.0 points for Simmsinns the most disappointing.

Notables: GB Def was the only player for Pitchin’ A Trent to fail to reach double digits this week. Felix Jones had 10.9 points on the bench for Simmsinns, but wouldn’t have made a difference in the outcome.


1 Patty’s Battlers (FrenchToast979) 94.76 vs 12 Stig-o-sauruseseses (Stigorsaurus) 105.22

Summary: Stig-o-sauruseseses got their second win of the season with the help of Eric Decker, beating Isaac Redman and Patty’s Battlers.

Game High Points: Aaron Rodgers 27.02 (Stig-o-sauruseseses)

Surprise of the Game: Isaac Redman’s 21.1 points for Patty’s Battlers.

Most Disappointing Performance: Fred Jackson (Stig-o-sauruseseses) scored only 3.5 points.

Notables: Sidney Rice scored 12.4 from the bench for Patty’s Battlers, but could not have changed the outcome. After being different for one week, Stig-o-sauruseseses shares the Browns’ record again for the final week that is possible.


2 WV Brownies (Kimble_79) 56.10 vs 11 130lbs of Kosar (Brownie’s Year) 87.64

Summary: 130lbs of Kosar wins their fourth game of the year with an assist from WV Brownies who didn’t set their line-up.

Game High Points: Cam Newton 21.74 (130lbs of Kosar)

Surprise of the Game: Matt Forte scored 20.8 points for 130lbs of Kosar.

Most Disappointing Performance: Dez Bryant’s 1.5 points were disappointing for WV Brownies.

Notables: Reggie Bush could have brought the game closer for WV Brownies as both of their starting RBs were on a bye week. Otherwise roster moves would have been necessary to field a full team this week. 130lbs of Kosar didn’t leave any usable points on their bench this week.


3 Now I’m Done (StuckInPa) 75.84 vs 7 Brownie the Elf (emily522) 58.70

Summary: Now I’m Done and Peyton Manning win the Manning Bowl over Brownie the Elf and Eli Manning.

Game High Points: Peyton Manning 21.44 (Now I’m Done)

Surprise of the Game: Marshawn Lynch scored 21.0 points for Now I’m Done.

Most Disappointing Performance: Easily Eli Manning (Brownie the Elf) and his 4.0 points.

Notables: Joe Flacco outplayed Eli Manning from Brownie the Elf’s bench. Now I’m Done started Shonn Greene, who was on a bye, while leaving Arian Foster’s 17.1 points on the bench.


4 Midway Mayhem (The New Kardiac Kids) 98.38 vs 6 RandallPFloyd QB (bross09) 83.78

Summary: RandallPFloyd QB falls to Midway Mayhem despite another excellent performance from Chi Def.

Game High Points: Chi Def 27.0 (RandallPFloyd QB)

Surprise of the Game: Robbie Gould scored 16.0 points for Midway Mayhem.

Most Disappointing Performance: Darren McFadden’s 1.7 points and Hakeem Nicks’ 1.0, both for RandallPFloyd QB.

Notables: With the benefit of hindsight, RandallPFloyd QB had plenty of points on the bench to beat Midway Mayhem, but that’s just how fantasy football works some weeks.


9 Crazy 88 (Gabe Durrant) 142.76 vs 10 Weeden Adderall (SpecialBrownie) 64.40

Summary: Weeden Adderall was on the wrong end of the biggest blowout of the week for the third time this season despite three of Crazy 88’s players combining for 0.0 points.

Game High Points: Doug Martin 51.2 (Crazy 88)

Surprise of the Game: Obviously has to be Doug Martin in one of the all-time great fantasy performance. Mikel Leshoure’s 25.0 points were impressive as well. Both players are on Crazy 88’s team.

Most Disappointing Performance: Domenik Hixon and Kyle Rudolph for Crazy 88 and Jordan Cameron for Weeden Adderall all failed to record any points at all.

Notables: Chris Johnson scored 16.5 points from the bench for Crazy 88 and was by far the lowest scoring RB on their roster this week. It’s very hard to win when an opposing player scores over 50 points, and even worse when that nearly matches your team’s point total. Rough week for Weeden Adderall.



1 6-3 Patty’s Battlers

2 6-2 Now I’m Done

3 6-3 Midway Mayhem

4 6-3 WV Brownies

5 5-4 Simmsinns

6 4-5 Pitchin’ A Trent

7 4-5 Crazy 88

8 4-5 RandallPFloyd QB

9 4-5 Brownie the Elf

10 4-5 130lbs of Kosar

11 3-6 Weeden Adderall

12 2-7 Stig-o-sauruseseses


Week 10 Matchups (Rank, Team, Yahoo projection*)

1 Patty’s Battlers (78.66) vs 9 Brownie the Elf (72.28)

2 Now I’m Done (103.67) vs 10 130lbs of Kosar (89.83)

3 Midway Mayhem (97.16) vs 5 Simmsinns (64.94)

4 WV Brownies (72.13) vs 8 RandallPFloyd QB (90.48)

6 Pitchin’ A Trent (77.09) vs 7 Crazy 88 (69.98)

11 Weeden Adderall (73.77) vs 12 Stig-o-sauruseseses (66.70)

*Projected points as of the writing of this page.

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