Week 14 UDBNFL Review

4 Simmsinns (Jon Stinchcomb) 102.74 vs 10 Weeden Adderall (SpecialBrownie) 97.56

Summary: Tom Brady and Adrian Peterson carry Simmsinns over Vincent Jackson, Victor Cruz, and Weeden Adderall.

Game High Points: Adrian Peterson 29.0 (Simmsinns)

Surprise of the Game: Normally a strong performance from Tom Brady isn’t surprising, but he deserves a bit of recognition for going 21-of-35 for 4 TDs against the Texans’ excellent defense.

Most Disappointing Performance: Ahmad Bradshaw only scored 3.3 points for Weeden Adderall.

Notables: Weeden Adderall started Det Def (5.0 points) over Sea Def (41.0 points). Simmsinns locked up the 3rd seed in the UDBNFL playoffs and will face second-ranked Now I’m Done.


1 WV Brownies (Kimble_79) 96.04 vs 5 Crazy 88 (Gabe Durrant) 80.54

Summary: WV Brownies gets their fifth win in a row, beating Crazy 88 and locking up the first seed in the playoffs.

Game High Points: Brandon Marshall 22.0 (Crazy 88)

Surprise of the Game: We’ll give this to Greg Little (Crazy 88) and his 8.6 points. Not a huge score, but he’s been playing very well lately.

Most Disappointing Performance: Hou Def gave up 42 points to the Patriots and actually lost 1 point for Crazy 88.

Notables: Both teams had a QB on the bench outscore their starter. Crazy 88 started Brandon Myers (0.7 points) at TE over Dennis Pitta (10.6 points). WV Brownies is the first seed in the UDBNFL playoffs and will play Patty’s Battlers, the fourth-ranked team.


2 Now I’m Done (StuckInPa) 108.00 vs 6 Midway Mayhem (The New Kardiac Kids) 69.38

Summary: Marshawn Lynch carries Now I’m Done to victory in the biggest blowout of the week over Roddy White and Midway Mayhem.

Game High Points: Marshawn Lynch 30.8 (Now I’m Done)

Surprise of the Game: I always consider a not-awful game out of Shonn Greene to be a surprise. He scored 13.7 points for Now I’m Done.

Most Disappointing Performance: Plenty to choose from as Bryce Brown (1.2 points), Jermichael Finley (1.6), and Robbie Gould (2.0) were all unimpressive for Midway Mayhem. I’m also disappointed in Midway Mayhem for starting Peyton Hillis at all.

Notables: There were some points left on the bench in this game, but not anywhere near enough to change the outcome. Now I’m Done will meet Simmsinns in the first round of the playoffs.


3 Patty’s Battlers (FrenchToast979) 75.56 vs 8 Pitchin’ A Trent (Browns town) 77.92

Summary: Patty’s Battlers loses their second game in a row to Pitchin’ A Trent, but gains a playoff berth as the fourth seed.

Game High Points: Ray Rice 19.6 (Pitchin’ A Trent)

Surprise of the Game: For lack of a better alternative, I’ll mention Trent Richardson’s 17.1 points for Pitchin’ A Trent. The point total isn’t surprising, but the way he got there is a little bit surprising as he only rushed for 42 but scored two short touchdowns.

Most Disappointing Performance: A J Green scored only 4.4 points and Brandon Pettigrew failed to score any at all, both for Pitchin’ A Trent. Pit Def’s 0.0 points for Patty’s Battlers is a disappointing fantasy performance as well, though we all enjoyed it as it came in a steelers loss.

Notables: Anquan Boldin (19.8 points) and Darren Sproles (20.4 points) were both on Pitchin’ A Trent’s bench. Kenny Britt scored 14.3 points from the bench for Patty’s Battlers. Patty’s Battlers will face first ranked WV Brownies in the first round of the UDBNFL playoffs.


7 Brownie the Elf (emily522) 106.16 vs 9 130lbs of Kosar (Brownie’s Year) 123.98

Summary: Cam Newton, Mike Wallace, and Cle Def all have big games as 130lbs of Kosar beats Jamaal Charles and Brownie the Elf.

Game High Points: Cam Newton 37.08 (130lbs of Kosar)

Surprise of the Game: Mike Wallace had his best game of the year with 23.2 points for 130lbs of Kosar.

Most Disappointing Performance: C J Spiller only scored 5.2 points for Brownie the Elf.

Notables: Knowshon Moreno scored 22.7 points from the bench for Brownie the Elf. Josh Gordon scored 8.6 points for 130lbs of Kosar, the same number of points that Greg Little accounted for this week.


11 RandallPFloyd QB (bross09) 66.30 vs 12 Stig-o-sauruseseses (Stigosaurus) 66.52

Summary: Stig-o-sauruseseses comes from behind to win a tight game over RandallPFloyd QB.

Game High Points: ben roethlisberger 23.5 (RandallPFloyd QB)

Surprise of the Game: SD Def scored 12.0 points for Stig-o-sauruseseses and roethlisberger had a decent game in his return from injury.

Most Disappointing Performance: There are plenty to choose from, but Larry Fitzgerald (0.2 points) for Stig-o-sauruseseses and Torrey Smith (2.1 points) for RandallPFloyd QB were the worst.

Notables: Brandon Lloyd scored 20.9 points from the bench for Stig-o-sauruseseses. RandallPFloyd QB started Denarius Moore (4.3 points), Torrey Smith (2.1 points), and Titus Young (IR) at WR while leaving Hakeem Nicks (12.7 points) and Darrius Heyward-Bey (14.2 points) on the bench.



1 *11-3 WV Brownies

2 *10-4 Now I’m Done

3 *9-5 Simmsinns

4 *9-5 Patty’s Battlers

5 8-6 Crazy 88

6 6-8 Pitchin’ A Trent

7 6-8 Midway Mayhem

8 6-8 Brownie the Elf

9 6-8 130lbs of Kosar

10 5-9 Weeden Adderall

11 4-10 Stig-o-sauruseseses

12 4-10 RandallPFloyd QB


Week 15 Playoff Matchups (Rank, Team, Yahoo projection*)

Championship Bracket

1 WV Brownies (89.42) vs 4 Patty’s Battlers (99.75)

2 Now I’m Done (115.83) vs 3 Simmsinns (100.90)

Consolation Bracket

5 Crazy 88 (102.81) vs 8 Brownie the Elf (101.26)

6 Pitchin’ A Trent (103.71) vs 7 Midway Mayhem (76.88)

*Projected points as of the writing of this page.

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