Summary: Simmsinns crushes Now I’m Done in the biggest blowout of the first week of playoffs.
Game High Points: Adrian Peterson 27.2 (Simmsinns)
Surprise of the Game: Cin Def scored 23.0 points for Simmsinns.
Most Disappointing Performance: Connor Barth failed to score at all and StL Def scored only 1.0 point, both for Now I’m Done.
Notables: Now I’m Done left some points on the bench, but not enough to impact the outcome of the game. Simmsinns had 4 players score over 21.0 points.
1 WV Brownies (Kimble_79) 60.20 vs 4 Patty’s Battlers (FrenchToast979) 113.68
Summary: Drew Brees led Patty’s Battlers to a big win over the underachieving WV Brownies.
Game High Points: Drew Brees 29.38 (Patty’s Battlers)
Surprise of the Game: Sebastian Janikowski scored 20.0 points for Patty’s Battlers.
Notables: WV Brownies forgot to replace RGIII in their starting lineup, but that alone would not have changed the outcome in this game. James Jones scored 24.0 points from the bench for Patty’s Battlers.
5 Crazy 88 (Gabe Durrant) 87.98 vs 8 Brownie the Elf (emily522) 87.34
Summary: Crazy 88 defeats Brownie the Elf in an incredibly close game.
Game High Points: Julio Jones 21.2 (Brownie the Elf)
Surprise of the Game: Chris Johnson scored 18.2 points for Crazy 88.
Notables: There were plenty of points left on the bench for both teams, most notably 18.6 points from Knowshon Moreno (Brownie the Elf) and 24.5 points from Dennis Pitta (Crazy 88). If both teams had played their optimal lineup, Crazy 88 would still come out victorious.
6 Pitchin’ A Trent (Browns town) 78.24 vs 7 Midway Mayhem (The New Kardiac Kids) 94.40
Game High Points: Matt Ryan 22.7 (Midway Mayhem)
Surprise of the Game: Andre Johnson scored 21.1 points.
Most Disappointing Performance: Neither Davone Bess or Brandon Pettigrew scored any points for Pitchin’ A Trent. It appears both may have been out with injuries.
Notables: Both teams left some points on the bench in this game. With optimal lineups Midway Mayhem still wins, but by a margin of less than 2 points.
Regular Season Standings
1 *11-3 WV Brownies
2 *10-4 Now I’m Done
3 *9-5 Simmsinns
4 *9-5 Patty’s Battlers
5 8-6 Crazy 88
6 6-8 Pitchin’ A Trent
7 6-8 Midway Mayhem
8 6-8 Brownie the Elf
9 6-8 130lbs of Kosar
10 5-9 Weeden Adderall
11 4-10 Stig-o-sauruseseses
12 4-10 RandallPFloyd QB
Week 16 Playoff Matchups (Rank, Team, Yahoo projection*)
3 Simmsinns (105.50) vs 4 Patty’s Battlers (92.89)
3rd Place Game
1 WV Brownies (99.88) vs 2 Now I’m Done (102.63)
5th Place Game
5 Crazy 88 (94.30) vs 7 Midway Mayhem (95.00)
7th Place Game
6 Pitchin’ A Trent (107.41) vs 8 Brownie the Elf (99.46)
*Projected points as of the writing of this page.