2014 Super Bowl Cleveland Browns vs. Detroit Lions.....
by DaveDawg09 on Feb 13, 2012 10:52 PM EST
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PrintI'm already tired of reading mock draft posts, and the mundane arguments of RGIII vs. Colt McCoy, Blackmon vs. Trading Down, trading up, Peyton Mannings likely landing place, Matt Flynn's value, and free agency is still a couple of weeks away. Getting old already, and it's only February. So, when I read the quoted posts below in another thread it inspired me.
What if the Browns finally did reach The Promised Land in say, 2014? That's the year The Super Bowl to be held in the new Meadowlands Stadium. It's only a straight-shot 8 hour drive from Cleveland, and New York City is one hell of a town to party in. I chose Detroit as an opponent only because I thought it would be kind of cool for both towns to end their Super Bowl drought together. I'm sure the networks would not be amused.
So, the Browns are finally in the Super Bowl.......
What do you do?
Well, if you are J.W. you..
Crap my pants , then strip down and run the Vegas Strip before the Heart Attack or the Cops could catch me.
If you are Dawg Nuts?
My plan is to sit and sob tears of joy, wearing nothing but my Joe Thomas jersey, until the following morning.Then I’m driving to Cleveland.
Me? After the initial shock wore off and I was finally able to stop crying tears of joy, I'd get down to business. I told my wife long before we were married that I had a credit card with a very high limit and no balance earmarked for just this occasion. I still do. I intend to use this card for every Super Bowl related expense that can be dreamed of. I'm talking no inhibitions, no sensor, no little guy in a white gown with wings and a halo sitting on one shoulder - just the little horned version with the pitchfork on both shoulders - chanting "Party-Party!". I'm talking about good tickets inside the 40's, the Playboy pregame party and the Maxim post-game. Limo service and First Class air. I'm "all in" baby!
Now it's your turn. What would you do?
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i said it before: i’ll be in cleveland watching the game.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
with my father. at a bar.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
This is a very good answer.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Feb 13, 2012 9:09 AM EST up reply actions
I think I’d rather be in a bar in Cleveland than actually at the game. I’ve said it my whole life, but there isn’t a place I enjoy more than a room of Cleveland sports fan when something actually goes right.
by DisplacedBuckeye on Feb 16, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
this has never happened in the history of the universe.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You are missing one heck of an annual beer event here in Cleveland…..
http://www.thebrewkettle.com/shop/ontap.asp
What does that MEAN - TO PLAY US OUT?!!?!?
WHAT THE HELL WHY WAS I NOT NOTIFIED OF THIS SOONER
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
southern tier creme brulee tastes like garbage. peach lambic tastes like garbage. i havent looked further than that.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
My wife loves North Coast Old Stock, and she just polished off a growler of Founders Breakfast Stout a couple of days ago. The food at the Kettle is damn good too. Guess I know where we’ll be having lunch tomorrow.
Cry havoc and let slip the dawgs of war
I’m more interested in Imperial Stouts, Double and Tripple IPA’s and things like that than the foo foo beers. I probably won’t even try those.
What does that MEAN - TO PLAY US OUT?!!?!?
Bells Hop Slam tastes like heaven.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Feb 18, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
I just bought a sampler case of Wolaver’s Organic Ales, by Otter Creek Brewing. Pretty good stuff.
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
I have a similar credit card. I think me n my wife will see you there.
When you consider more things from all angles, you'll get more things from all angles. We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.
by The New Kardiac Kids on Feb 12, 2012 11:33 PM EST reply actions
I like the Lions as an opponent. Should be an advantage playing outdoors in the cold, possible snow or worse, freezing rain. Hope we have a few healthy backs and a solid run defense. Odds aren’t good for another winter like this one.
"...and Dawggone it, people like me".
Maybe he is.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Feb 13, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
Dick Goddard.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Feb 14, 2012 10:11 AM EST up reply actions
I would do things aren’t appropriate to say here.
by Brownie's Year on Feb 13, 2012 12:34 AM EST reply actions
I would make my way to Cleveland, find somewhere elevated, and watch the riot.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
Great idea for a fanpost by the way. It’s nice to talk about something else.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Feb 13, 2012 9:10 AM EST up reply actions
There’s gunna be a scene. Martial Law.
by Brownie's Year on Feb 13, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNm5drtAQXs
When you consider more things from all angles, you'll get more things from all angles. We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.
by The New Kardiac Kids on Feb 13, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
You friggin’ jerk. Don’t ever send me to a Fall Out Boy video again.
by Brownie's Year on Feb 13, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
You love it and want to go to the superbowl with me n Dave.
When you consider more things from all angles, you'll get more things from all angles. We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.
by The New Kardiac Kids on Feb 13, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
I’m not changing adult diapers at the super bowl.
by Brownie's Year on Feb 13, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah
When you consider more things from all angles, you'll get more things from all angles. We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.
by The New Kardiac Kids on Feb 13, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
Plus I have a better shot getting to do coke off a hooker’s ass with you guys not around.
by Brownie's Year on Feb 13, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
You have a better shot shot doing coke off a hooker’s ass with me around.
When you consider more things from all angles, you'll get more things from all angles. We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.
by The New Kardiac Kids on Feb 13, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
While my wife watches.
When you consider more things from all angles, you'll get more things from all angles. We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.
by The New Kardiac Kids on Feb 13, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
You’re right. Walking around with someone who looks like Bob Barker could be beneficial.
by Brownie's Year on Feb 13, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
Lmao….42 vs 82…Dick.
When you consider more things from all angles, you'll get more things from all angles. We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.
by The New Kardiac Kids on Feb 13, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
Telling u….Hot penny…..Shiny….
When you consider more things from all angles, you'll get more things from all angles. We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.
by The New Kardiac Kids on Feb 13, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
Why does it get recs when people call me a jerk? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
When you consider more things from all angles, you'll get more things from all angles. We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.
by The New Kardiac Kids on Feb 13, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
Go root for Phil….I did yesterday.
When you consider more things from all angles, you'll get more things from all angles. We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.
by The New Kardiac Kids on Feb 13, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
I don’t know what that’s supposed to mean.
by Brownie's Year on Feb 13, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
Mickelson…
When you consider more things from all angles, you'll get more things from all angles. We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.
by The New Kardiac Kids on Feb 13, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
I thought you were a Woods guy.
When you consider more things from all angles, you'll get more things from all angles. We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.
by The New Kardiac Kids on Feb 13, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
Like I said…go root for Phil. Jokingly seriously.
When you consider more things from all angles, you'll get more things from all angles. We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.
by The New Kardiac Kids on Feb 13, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
Since you’re not biting I’ll throw out some more bait……some of the other tour pro’s call Phil “FIGJAM”. It’s an acronym. Feel free to throw out a guess as to what it stands for….
What does that MEAN - TO PLAY US OUT?!!?!?
Fat Idiot Golfer that’s Just About Money?
by Brownie's Year on Feb 14, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
97,000 hits in 11 days for a 2 year old video. Don’t tell me DBN doesn’t reach further than you might think.
When you consider more things from all angles, you'll get more things from all angles. We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.
by The New Kardiac Kids on Feb 24, 2012 12:57 AM EST up reply actions
I would streak through my town wearing nothing but a browns cap, then I would go and try to tear down the fieldgoal posts in cleveland and drag them into lake erie. Then i would try to get a girl to have sex with me. If that doesn’t work ill go to chipotle.
by UnSafe 70 on Feb 13, 2012 12:50 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
LMAO
Since, everyone knows some of the things I’d do, I’ll go on the assumption that I neither got caught by the cops nor had the heart attack and that would all happen the weekend of the AFC Championship game. Come on, streakers are nothing new in vegas, and most people would think it was part of some show anyways.
I would be in NYNY for the SB game, have good tickets, party like I was 22 again, after the win – I’d have a quality high priced hooker lined up (with wifes permission) and really party like I was 22 again. Then I would hopefully be able to drive to Maryland and barf out all of that quality liquor on top of Art’s grave & have someone take a good picture.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist....
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch!
Once you start agreeing with TDSH, you know that you're wrong.
by J. W. on Feb 13, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
so you should plan ahead for this wondrous occasion: pinto or black beans, medium, mild or hot salsa, and did you want a combo?
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
by pwndabear on Feb 13, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
White or brown rice?
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Feb 13, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
BTW Dave – WE win the game!!!!!!! Whats the sense of waiting all of that time to lose to Detriot? Come on, Detriot? I’d rather go buy a Hyundai, it’ll last longer and get me better gas mileage.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist....
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch!
Once you start agreeing with TDSH, you know that you're wrong.
OMG you lost me….Ford guy all the way…my truck was made in Kentucky.
When you consider more things from all angles, you'll get more things from all angles. We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.
by The New Kardiac Kids on Feb 13, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
Oof, must resist urge to get started on the fallacy that is buying “American.”
"We just lost to the Steelers 20 hours ago and that still hurts. I need to get home and eat a burrito." -Phil Dawson
My truck was manufactured in KY. I can’t speak for where all the parts came from. If you want to keep jobs here.. spend a couple bucks for things made here. I really don’t want to get political.
When you consider more things from all angles, you'll get more things from all angles. We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.
by The New Kardiac Kids on Feb 13, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
My wifes Hyundai was built in Mississippi with most of its parts built in the USA. It’s more American than my Dad’s Chevy.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist....
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch!
Once you start agreeing with TDSH, you know that you're wrong.
This is completely acceptable sir.
When you consider more things from all angles, you'll get more things from all angles. We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.
by The New Kardiac Kids on Feb 13, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
Well, that was just presumed. Look at it this way though; if The Browns did lose, it would only take about 2 hrs. for a couple thousand of us to drive up to Detroit, start ringing doorbells and goin all B19K on Lions fans. Then we could crash their parties, Rothelisburger and pillage while we help them burn their whole city down (again)!
What does that MEAN - TO PLAY US OUT?!!?!?
Doesn’t take much to get them to burn stuff. We can only go “Rothelisburger” with a State Police escort to guard the bathroom don’t forget. The Staties in Penn did themselves really proud there I tell you.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist....
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch!
Once you start agreeing with TDSH, you know that you're wrong.
The incident took place in Georgia not Penn.
"There's a gleem"
by ol skol dawg on Feb 20, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
You’re right, that means all law enforcement in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania is corrupt.
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
9 months later I’d name my child Bernie. I don’t care if it’s a girl or a boy.
Maybe Griffin, depending on what kind of game he has.
Steel Nick
by nickjs21 on Feb 13, 2012 3:01 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Just make it’s middle name “RG3”
"When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." -Paul Brown
by macdowellm03 on Feb 13, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
A. I would watch the game with the same two guys I watch every Browns game with, my Dad and Brother.
B. I imagine there would be way to many hugs and tears.
C. I would come to DBN, rec every single post on here. MF everyone who didn’t want RG3, and get banned from Behind The Steel Curtain by responding to every comment “how’s my ass taste?”
D. Flag every single TLP post that says “we didn’t deserve to win”.
E. Hug my neighbor.
F. Get my car out of Holmgren’s office.
G. Get my ass to Cleveland for the parade.
H. Die happy.
Not that I have had this planned for years or anything…
by Bernie19Kosar on Feb 13, 2012 5:45 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
C and E were my favorite. DBN might go down from the sudden rush of traffic.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Feb 13, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
I would make the trip to Texas (after the game and said defecation in Maryland), ring my Steeler loving brothers doorbell, drop my shorts and drop one for him right there, and then ask “hows my ass taste Bitch”.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist....
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch!
Once you start agreeing with TDSH, you know that you're wrong.
Fantastic. Comment of the month.
Resident Tim Couch Apologist.
by Dawg Nuts on Feb 13, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
The celebration would dwarf “Bottlegate” in it’s druken craziness.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist....
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch!
Once you start agreeing with TDSH, you know that you're wrong.
I would run outside screaming “HELL YEAH! CLEVELAND, MF’ERS!”
by emily522 on Feb 13, 2012 8:22 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
This would fit better with the rest of the comments if you added nudity and something about the flavor of your ass.
What does that MEAN - TO PLAY US OUT?!!?!?
Dawg food flavor.
When you consider more things from all angles, you'll get more things from all angles. We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.
by The New Kardiac Kids on Feb 13, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry, caught in the moment.
When you consider more things from all angles, you'll get more things from all angles. We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.
by The New Kardiac Kids on Feb 13, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This was hilarious.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Feb 14, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
BTW Em, hope you didn’t take this the wrong way. We are all “Dawgs” by nature.
When you consider more things from all angles, you'll get more things from all angles. We'll be kicking ourselves if we don't get Burflict.
by The New Kardiac Kids on Feb 20, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
sexual harrassment charges
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
that makes me a sad panda
"We just lost to the Steelers 20 hours ago and that still hurts. I need to get home and eat a burrito." -Phil Dawson
I would break numerous UCMJ violations by flying back home without any notice to my chain of command even if I’m deployed at the time. Then I would spend a happy 20+ years in prison.
Honor. Courage. Commitment.
by Brownsbacker488 on Feb 13, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
You may have to explain the UCMJ to some of the civilians in the audience. I have visions of a Destroyer dropping anchor next to the USS Cod…….
What does that MEAN - TO PLAY US OUT?!!?!?
Uniform Code of Military Justice. Rules to live by, or else!
This post has been previewed and approved by me.
It’s a hugely scaled down version of the constitution that basically gives you No FRIGGIN rights, while you are a military person. You cannot tell the boss to F off, he can put you in jail..
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist....
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch!
Once you start agreeing with TDSH, you know that you're wrong.
We’ll send you a red cross message coded with “art modell died – please come home.” You will know what to do from there. Emergency leave will be granted!
Resident of Believeland.
by browndawgbacker on Feb 15, 2012 3:51 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Well I’d probably hope I could come back here and share some of the happiness with you guys… Y’all are the only browns fans I’ve ever known. I’d cry… I wouldn’t be the run around and yell and streak cry, I’d be the silently sit down and quietly weep in to my hands cry. Idk. I don’t even let myself think about most of the time. I get a little emotional when I do.
"It is unlikely that anyone has ever read Nietzsche or Derrida and has been inspired to open a soup kitchen"
I think I would probably just sit and smile for a few hours. I also would not be censoring much on DBN.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Feb 15, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
The suitcase of supplies from “fear and loathing in las Vegas” comes to mind. Followed by dynamite, fire trucks, hookers, etc. Also followed by lifetime ban from meadowlands stadium and considerable time working for the state of NJ in their license plate manufacturing program.
Resident of Believeland.
by browndawgbacker on Feb 14, 2012 12:30 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
Since the closest i’ve come to entertain those thoughts and feelings since the Kosar era was that putrid wildcard game in pissburgh, I honestly can’t say what I would do. If it was against DET I might check to make sure we hadn’t timewarped back to the 50s.
I believe the Lions and Browns are the only 2 teams that have been around since the SB era and have never made it there – if you don’t consider us an expansion team, that is. It would be cooler than cool to erase that stat in one game… with a Browns win of course.
your… ANDREW LUCK???!!!?!??!
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
No, MY Andrew Luck.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway
by notthatnoise on Feb 18, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
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