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Anyone who wants Alshon Jeffery needs to see what he looks like. Far left. The fat one.

Side note: That is Melvin Ingram on the right.

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I haven’t done any research on him yet, but that guy can do this:

by Jon @ DBN on Feb 15, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

All I’m saying is, if a person can play the position well, does it matter whether they have washboard abs?

by Jon @ DBN on Feb 16, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

B19K prefers washboard abs.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by pwndabear on Feb 16, 2012 7:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Not washboard abs, but not Shaun Rogers gut.

At least on a WR.

by Bernie19Kosar on Feb 16, 2012 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

you would…

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by pwndabear on Feb 16, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

No, but a player keeping himself in shape should be a concern.

Mike Williams is a perfect example. Dude killed it in college, got too big and couldn’t cut it in the League.

Something about Jeffery stinks.

by Bernie19Kosar on Feb 16, 2012 9:37 AM EST up reply actions  

A lot of people have been saying Jeffery overrated recently, so I’d be really hesitant. But just as you can find one picture that’s unflattering, you can find one where he’s jumping three feet in the air and catch an overthrown pass one-handed.

by Jon @ DBN on Feb 16, 2012 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, there’s a bit of a difference… The effects of being fat stick around a little bit longer than any catches like that. You make a catch like that and it’s over in seconds. You get fat and, well, you stay fat for a little longer.

by shep615 on Feb 16, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks shep for reminding me.

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by J. W. on Feb 19, 2012 8:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Keeping himself in shape is definitely a concern. The kid has skills, but if he is going to weigh 280, he won’t be able to use them.

"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein

by rufio on Feb 16, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Where does this 280 figure come from?

by Jon @ DBN on Feb 16, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

My eyeballs and that picture.

"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein

by rufio on Feb 16, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

his eyeballs and that picture.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by pwndabear on Feb 17, 2012 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

That must be during the offseason or something. None of his other pics look like that.

by Brownie's Year on Feb 15, 2012 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

That would still be a problem.

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" -Hemingway

by notthatnoise on Feb 16, 2012 10:25 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m hoping there are reports out there saying this guy has offseason work ethic issues or something. I’d hate to think we’re actually calling this a problem based a picture found online.

by Jon @ DBN on Feb 16, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m hoping he gets his ass in shape so someone else takes him and he’s not the best WR choice we have at 22.

by HenryDawg on Feb 16, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

That would still be a problem.

I’m not saying it is a problem for him. I’m saying if the case BY describes were real that it would be a problem.

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by notthatnoise on Feb 16, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I just feel like we might be reading too much into this one picture.

by Jon @ DBN on Feb 16, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

He looks pretty big here too.. I wonder what dates these were taken. Maybe not a big deal if they were both about the same time. More troubling if they aren’t and that this is a re-occurring issue.

by ouched on Feb 16, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy crap, those SI covers are terrifying. They all look like they spent 12 hours in a sweat lodge just before the pictures were taken.

by Jon @ DBN on Feb 16, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s not just that, Rotoworld has reported that he is fat and slow right now.

by Bernie19Kosar on Feb 16, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Appearing on media conference call Wednesday, NFL Network’s Mike Mayock confirmed that he’s heard the rumors about South Carolina WR Alshon Jeffery’s weight ballooning before the Combine.
Mayock emphasized that Jeffery needs desperately to get in shape and run well in the forty-yard dash. “Alshon Jeffery does not separate,” said Mayock. “What those guys run is important. He needs to run somewhere in those mid-4.5s.” Mayock recently bumped Jeffery down his receiver rankings and does not believe he’ll be a first-round pick. “Big and fast is good,” said Mayock. “Big and slow is bad. Bottom line is, he has got to run well.”

Link.

by Bernie19Kosar on Feb 16, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I read Mayock’s comments regarding Jeffrey on PFT yesterday. I’m not saying he isn’t overrated nor am I saying the Browns should draft him. All I was trying to say is that we shouldn’t judge a guy based on a picture like this. If the combine and the rest of the scouting proves he’s completely out of shape, that’s reasonable.

by Jon @ DBN on Feb 16, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I think this pre-draft season is really important for him. 40 times, how he looks, and how he moves in general.

"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein

by rufio on Feb 16, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

A picture speaks a thousand words.

Tom Brady swooning a goat.


Terrance Cody weighing in at the combine.


Jimmy Clausen…uh…hmm…

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by Brownsbacker488 on Feb 18, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

HAHA! Rec.

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by Dawg Nuts on Feb 18, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

God lord. Is he related to or good friends with JaMarcus Russell?

by ouched on Feb 15, 2012 11:22 PM EST reply actions  

no. jamarcus russells only friend is purple drank. and AJeff is not purple drank. at least i dont think he is.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by pwndabear on Feb 16, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

No but I heard him and Heckert are “buffet buddies”. They basically travel to different buffets every weekend and put them out of business.

"We just lost to the Steelers 20 hours ago and that still hurts. I need to get home and eat a burrito." -Phil Dawson

by Adrock2099 on Feb 16, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Perfect. Never wanted him anyway.

by emily522 on Feb 16, 2012 5:53 PM EST reply actions  

washboard abs oh dearest em?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by pwndabear on Feb 17, 2012 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Can we draft #98? That guy has a great frame.

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by bross09 on Feb 16, 2012 6:46 PM EST reply actions  

washboard abs ahhhaaahahahhaaahhhaaahahahhaaahhhaaahahahhaaahhhaaahahahhaa!!!!

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by pwndabear on Feb 17, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Are you drunk right now?

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by rufio on Feb 17, 2012 1:43 AM EST up reply actions  

I will withhold judgement until after the combine… if he runs a 4.3 then its that much more amazing.

by Les Fleurs Du Mal on Feb 17, 2012 12:19 PM EST reply actions  

I will withhold judgement until after the combine…

Well now that’s just crazy talk. Why waste our time, we can see right now he’s clearly obese.

by Jon @ DBN on Feb 17, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone is obese these days. According to obesity charts, practically everyone in the NFL would be considered obese. Check it out, it’s unreal: http://www.jodohonline.com/dietpills/obesity_chart.htm

by shep615 on Feb 18, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

BMI is a horrible measurement of obesity.

"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein

by rufio on Feb 18, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

exactly. We are talking Jeffery as obese based on the eye test. bmi says a 6’0’’ 185 pound WR is overweight.

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by bross09 on Feb 19, 2012 7:49 AM EST up reply actions  

that’s also the same measurement that says Kate moss is only slightly underweight.

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by bross09 on Feb 19, 2012 7:54 AM EST up reply actions  

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