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Shurmur to Call Plays in 2012; Childress to be in Booth

NFL coaches, general managers, and personnel from around the league are at the NFL Combine as it kicks off today, including Cleveland Browns head coach Pat Shurmur and offensive coordinator Brad Childress. I'm sure we'll hear some more nuggets about Shurmur and Childress as the week progresses, but this tweet by Nate Ulrich of the Akron Beacon Journal warranted a post:

#Browns HC Pat Shurmur said he will call plays but will be in constant communication w/ OC Brad Childress, who will be in booth. #NFL 56 minutes ago via Twitter for Android · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

That pretty much conforms with the expectations I had after Childress was hired, but maybe it will still be a surprise to those fans who thought the former Vikings head coach would call plays.

Marty Gitlin from CBS Sports has two more quotes from Shurmur. Regarding Colt McCoy, Shurmur said, "I'm expecting him to attack the offseason and get as good as he can within our system." When asked if it would be premature to assume the team will draft Robert Griffin III, Shurmur said, "That's a fair comment." Of course it's a fair comment; anything that is said prior to Browns being on the clock in April is premature.

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I’m cool with this.

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by North Coast Flea on Feb 22, 2012 11:19 AM EST reply actions  

especially more carries in crunch time with the game on the line.

by PaduaDSP on Feb 22, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I think it under utitlizes Childress’ value to have him in the box but it is what it is I guess.

by PaduaDSP on Feb 22, 2012 11:24 AM EST reply actions  

there’s a pederast joke there somewhere

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by Gradysmanldy on Feb 22, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think it’s a better use of him. He doesn’t handle players well, he’s here to help with game planning and adjustments. It’s a lot easier to see what is going on from in the booth.

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by notthatnoise on Feb 22, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

as long as we don’t end up calling plays that have our 3rd string TE taking hand offs in critical spots I guess I don’t really care where Childress parks his ass on game day.

Also as for him not handling players well isn’t one of Chilly’s main duties going to be running offensive meetings and game planning with the offense? Isn’t that going to require him to work with a whole bunch of our offensive players?

by PaduaDSP on Feb 22, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Well yes he has to work with our players a lot, and he’ll be fine with that I assume. I just meant he isn’t one to get in a guy’s ear and pump him up or something.

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by notthatnoise on Feb 22, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

The important thing is that nobody ever forget they made a mistake.

by HenryDawg on Feb 22, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

That play stand out among many others as one of the worst. But I’m over it. I’m done thinking about plays from 2011.

I actually just hope the decision was made to shoot last years’ playbook out of a cannon into space… far, far away.

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by LocalMan on Feb 22, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I’m still not sure how much of last year’s playcalling was Shurmur’s fault or because he was calling plays for a team without a running game, without field-stretching ability, with a QB making a lot of mistakes under duress, etc. Equal parts I’m sure. I bet there’s a lot of plays Shurmur was just unable to call.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Feb 22, 2012 1:34 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

I see that as part of the problem with Shurmur, I know he was handicapped by some rotten talent and luck but his inflexibility and unwillingness to change what he wanted to do to match the talent he had seems like a problem. Rather than molding his playbook around McCoy and his strength he tried to jam McCoy and the rest of the offense into his system regardless of whether or not he thought it would work b/c for him it’s more about the WCO and the system than it is about the individual players and their specific strengths and weaknesses.

by PaduaDSP on Feb 22, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

You gotta keep in mind how new everything was last year (systems, coaches, players). On top of that Shurmur had never been a head coach at any level until last year. Add that to the short off season and it’s hard for me to dump a ton of blame on any one coach or player. However, Shurmur made me want to cry in my beer many times. McCoy just as much.

That being said, all things equal last year the Browns might have won a couple more games.

I’d like to never think about last season ever again, actually.

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by LocalMan on Feb 22, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

i lay a lot of blame at the feet of the decision to allow shurmur to be the oc AND hc.

by DontCallMeJoey on Feb 22, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

There are 2 problems with that

a) mccoy has strengths? I would think if he had any, a WCO would play to them.
b) I don’t think that Shurmur is totally inflexible. I think based on hearing him speak that he would adjust the offense to an elite talent like RG3. The thing is, we didn’t have a talent worth adjusting the offense to.

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by bross09 on Feb 22, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

What strength of McCoy’s was Shurmur ignoring? That legendary deep ball? The playcalling was dump off after dump off.

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by nickjs21 on Feb 22, 2012 1:47 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

all of the above are totally fair points and I appreciate the input.

by PaduaDSP on Feb 22, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

No doubt his deep ball was as rare as a Robiskie. As was our deep WR threat.

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by JustBob on Feb 22, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

We ran 4 verticals like 5 times in one game last year.

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by rufio on Feb 23, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Was that Colt’s 40 of 60 Tennessee fiesta? Anyways, I’m not saying we never ran them, I just don’t remember a lot in the way of memorable execution. (And don’t go busting on my old man memory. I just ran up a damned flight of stairs.)

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by JustBob on Feb 23, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

The PA deep passes in the Cincy game were nice. Also, the Jacksonville game was the one with a lot of 4 verts.

We weren’t a good offense, but you can’t say we didn’t try to go deep.

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by rufio on Feb 24, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

How many more games would molding the offense to suit a mediocre QB have won for us? It was probably better to just throw the whole playbook at the guys so that those who can contribute in the future will start getting a grasp of it. I doubt Colt will be starting long term, why mold an offense around him if he’s just going to be replaced?

by Legoman0721 on Feb 23, 2012 12:56 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

listening to what Shurmur had to say yesterady it doesn’t sound at all like they are going to be replacing McCoy anytime soon. Of course it’s that time of year and we can’t believe anything these bums say so who really knows.

by PaduaDSP on Feb 23, 2012 7:14 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m not speaking for him, but I think from Rufio’s comments he agrees. He is definitely the highest “football IQ” guy here and I don’t think he had a lot of problems with the play calling most of the time. Rufio, if I’m mistaken, please correct me.

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by DaveDawg09 on Feb 22, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

The playcalls themselves weren’t terrible. I can see what we were trying to do, and honestly I think we’ll have to evaluate when we presumably have more talent on the roster.

I think people blame the playcalls way too much when we don’t score/win, and don’t critique them enough if they happen to work.

One thing we heard from Shurmur was how we had “little margin for error.” I think he mentioned this several times over the course of the season. I think because of this he tried to “stay on schedule” and mitigate the risk of a turnover or 3/out by getting us easy yards. That meant a lot of short passes to try to control the ball, especially without Hillis.

Whether or not this was the right way to go can be second-guessed a million times, but the man had a solid plan.

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by rufio on Feb 23, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

The playcalls themselves weren’t terrible. I can see what we were trying to do

On a 14-2 team, the slant or curl for 8 yards and relying on the receiver to pick up the next 2 is a perfectly executed play that is relied on time and time again. On a bad team, well, it looks terrible and it looks unimaginative.

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by nickjs21 on Feb 23, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

And it looks better when Wes Welker gets those two yards every time.

It looks like dog dirt when MoMass gets tackled for a two yard loss.

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by Bernie19Kosar on Feb 23, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

It looks really good when teams try to press you and Welker turns that seam route into a 99 yard TD.

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by rufio on Feb 24, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Those plays get CBs cut the next day.

by Brownie's Year on Feb 24, 2012 3:37 AM EST up reply actions  

This is where I am too, but they can keep the playbook

by HenryDawg on Feb 22, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn’t hate the playcalling last season. Shurmur tried his best to get his playmakers the ball in the areas in which they were more comfortable. (Cue the Alex Smith talk).

A coach’s job is to put his football team in the best position he can. It’s the players job to execute from there.

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by Bernie19Kosar on Feb 22, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

the problem is, the players sucked and honestly weren’t as well prepared as they could be. Talent fixes the first issue and it is my belief that an OC (so Shurmur doesn’t have to be HC/OC/Playcaller) would fix the 2nd issue.

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by bross09 on Feb 22, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Shurmur said he wouldn’t have called that play if he knew Smith was going to get the handoff. I think this is exactly the sort of thing that will get cleaned up with another key staffer on offense.

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by rufio on Feb 23, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

It doesn’t surprise me that Shurmur is going to retain the play calling duties.
What does surprise me is that Brad Childress will be in the booth. I thought only coaches with a debilitating illness ever opted for something like that.

by Jon @ DBN on Feb 22, 2012 11:33 AM EST reply actions  

What I don’t understand is that I thought this was supposed to ease Shurmurs job… Seems to me he’ll be doing everything he did last year except now he’s gotta talk to some bald, bespectacled goober in the booth while does it. I guess maybe itll ease his prep for games at practice and stuff. Idk much about horse racin or bear hunting.

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by troy145 on Feb 22, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I almost spit up my Diet Dew when I read "he’s gotta talk to some bald, bespectacled goober in the booth "..rec

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by Red-Right-88 on Feb 22, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Last year everything was on Shurmur from Monday to Sunday.

Now he will have help in preparation, help calling games and help coaching his young Quarterbacks. It’s a huge addition.

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by Bernie19Kosar on Feb 22, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Serious or joking? On gameday, Childress is going to be spending his time looking at what happened on each play: pre-snap, snap, and post-snap for both the opposing defense and our offense. Some guys like to do that with printouts on the sideline and some prefer video, either way it’s the same job.

by Bumblyjack on Feb 22, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Right. The bird’s eye view (k-kaw!) will give Chilly the perspective needed to tip-off Shurmer on trends, areas to exploit, etc. the only downside is he can communicate to players face-to-face as much. For a guy like Childress, is that really a bad thing?!

by Boston Browns on Feb 22, 2012 12:07 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

*can’t (not can) communicate

by Boston Browns on Feb 22, 2012 12:08 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I was being serious. I never said nor implied that his OC job is drastically altered by being in the booth. I said that I was surprised. What percentage of healthy NFL offensive coordinators spend the game from the booth? I don’t know the answer, perhaps you can enlighten me.

by Jon @ DBN on Feb 22, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Bruce Arians at least, and I’m pretty sure I’ve seen a couple more.

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by notthatnoise on Feb 22, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Here is an article from ‘07 that stated 10 OC’s did it from the booth that season.

Pretty good article highlighting the Pro’s and Con’s.

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by Bernie19Kosar on Feb 22, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

lol, I didn’t see your post

by Bumblyjack on Feb 22, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Great minds…

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by Bernie19Kosar on Feb 22, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

That was really interesting. I didn’t realize it was 2-1. It’s a lot more prominent than I had realized. If it gives us any kind of advantage, even if minor, I’m all for it.

by Jon @ DBN on Feb 23, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Here’s an interesting article about the sideline versus the coaches’ box. Sure, some coaches are forced to go into the box because of health reasons but either way your team really benefits from having at least one guy up there from offense and one from defense. Whether it’s a coordinator or an offensive assistant, it helps to have a guy looking at things from that perspective and communicating what he sees to the guys on the sideline.

by Bumblyjack on Feb 22, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe his being born devoid of a personality qualifies as a disability under the ADA

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by realmccoy on Feb 22, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Also coaches who know how important it is to have a good running game in cold, blustery, snowing .. uh, booth please.

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by JustBob on Feb 22, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats actually not true and I’ll have a post or two up soon about this.

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by rufio on Feb 23, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

I was under the impression that its fairly common to have several coaches up in the booth to see the field better and radio down adjustments and things like that.

by Legoman0721 on Feb 23, 2012 1:01 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Well lets see if Childress will be yelling into Shurmur’s headset about the playclock or when a backup TE comes in at FB.

by 3PON Nemo on Feb 22, 2012 11:38 AM EST reply actions  

Purely specualtion, but do you think that in order to lure a guy with a resume like Childress to the OC position – without play calling duties – that H,H&S may have told him “We are going to get RGIII” as an inticement?

Maybe I’m overestimating other teams want or need for a guy like Childress, but when Hue Jackson gets the kind of job he did for Cincy it makes you wonder.

What does that MEAN - TO PLAY US OUT?!!?!?

by DaveDawg09 on Feb 22, 2012 11:53 AM EST reply actions  

Must remember the mantra, in H&H we trust, in H&H we trust, in H&H we trust?

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by Kaner on Feb 22, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m sure it’s alluded to in some fashion. i.e. “with your experience we’d love for you to have a hand in developing any new QB prospects we might bring in and feel we’re in a great position, with all I our picks this year, to do leverage that part of your resume.”

by Boston Browns on Feb 22, 2012 12:15 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

No.

Once you start comparing a QB to Drew Brees, you've lost the argument.

by TheDriveStillHurts on Feb 22, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure they’ll collaborate the play calling. Childress will probably have some say, but he won’t have direct communication to the QB’s earpiece.

by Brownie's Year on Feb 22, 2012 12:09 PM EST reply actions  

Right, Childress is going to have input. He’s up there to spot trends and look for weak points. Once he sees them he can relay that to Shurmur. Childress might say something like “Their backside end is over-pursuing, maybe try a counter,” and then Shurmur would decide exactly what formation, personnel, motions, etc.

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by notthatnoise on Feb 22, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes. There’s nothing bad about this.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Feb 22, 2012 1:11 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Disagree. Was hoping that Shurmur would hire someone better at calling plays than he is. Lets be brutally honest, his 2 years as the play caller have been atrocious.

Change isn't good or bad it just "is". Don Draper of Madmen

by realmccoy on Feb 22, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

He’s been the play caller for 1 year? Unless you watch more Rams than is normal for a non-Ram fan.

by HenryDawg on Feb 22, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Specifically I’m referring to having Childress in the booth as opposed to on the sidelines.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Feb 22, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re just mad that McCoy couldn’t run any play that Shurmur called. It’s not Pat’s fault that Colt sucks. And the day Colt isn’t the starter or on the team you probably won’t even be here anymore. You’ll just run away like BQIB did.

by Brownie's Year on Feb 22, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

and Bradford sucks too – even though Rams are willing to pass on RGIII to keep Sam. This guy is dink and dunk dude with no ballz to for the TD when it is absolutely critical to win the game.

Change isn't good or bad it just "is". Don Draper of Madmen

by realmccoy on Feb 23, 2012 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Well I just disagree here.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Feb 23, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

If the OC’s job isn’t to call play, his ability at picking the correct play out of about 6 is totally irrelevant. That’s more of a judgement thing and going with your gut. Childress is going to be up in the booth, look at the formation the D is in, figure out a few options to counter it, and then send those options to Pat. He was a good OC and learned from one of the best to come out of the WCO in Reid.

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by bross09 on Feb 22, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Guess we watched 2 different teams this year. In addtion to dink and dunk Pat – we were treated to a guy who always went for the “safe” FG over a ballzy TD call that could have won the game.

Change isn't good or bad it just "is". Don Draper of Madmen

by realmccoy on Feb 23, 2012 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ld rather have a smart coach than a ballzy one who goes for TDs when a FG is the right call in that scenario.

by HenryDawg on Feb 23, 2012 10:02 AM EST up reply actions  

So would I – we should hire one.

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by realmccoy on Feb 23, 2012 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

we were treated to a guy who always went for the "safe" FG over a ballzy TD call that could have won the game.

I know what you are referring to.
a) it was one time so it’s not like there was a pattern.
b) a FG would have won the game too and while not as ballsy, it makes sense to rely on a kicker as reliable as Phil

Guess we watched 2 different teams this year.

I am also not talking about Shurmur’s playcalling really but why chilly being good at it is irrelevant. but since you mention it, the talent was truly deficient on this team. Even when given the opportunity, Colt would rarely be able to stretch the field and “dink and dunk Pat” was born.

I guess when you work with rookie/young QBs who haven’t adjusted to the game yet (Colt this year, Bradford last year), you get a reputation of a dink and dunk guy

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by bross09 on Feb 23, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Ballzy? Like Dragon Ball?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Feb 23, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate to keep ringing this bell, but your Pro Bowl snapper and long time kicker should be able to execute a 20-something yard FG.

If Dawson makes the kick, we win the game (Rams).

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by Bernie19Kosar on Feb 23, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s perfect, exactly what Shurmur needs

by HenryDawg on Feb 22, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

This is what I am hoping Chilly will be doing.

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by bross09 on Feb 22, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s how I see it also.

by Brownie's Year on Feb 22, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean its largely called before they even get to the game anyway. Childress will have major input on what goes into the callsheet.

Also, I lost where it was in another thread, did you guys use the Bellichickian route-tree-based terminology system in college? I.e. always a 3-digit number where first and third numbers are routes for X and Z, middle digit is for Y/slot/Hback or whoever else is running the middle route.

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by rufio on Feb 23, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Brad Childress and Pat Shurmur press conferences were just put up on ClevelandBrowns.com

by Bumblyjack on Feb 22, 2012 2:16 PM EST reply actions  

Chilly Dawg had an interesting presser. Shurmur’s was more PC and less informative.

by Bumblyjack on Feb 22, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually like Shurmur’s press conferences. Not because he says anything noteworthy, but I find it almost comical how little he actually says about anything.

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by notthatnoise on Feb 22, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Did he already start talking about battling? I can’t take him seriously once he says it. In one presser, it was the third word. That one was a struggle to read. I certainly battled.

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by Doc's Kid on Feb 22, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

They said they would battle for the number 2 pick.

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by realmccoy on Feb 22, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

i can’t stand listening to (or reading) the guy’s press performances. his ability to say a lot of words and actually say nothing is too frustrating for me.

by DontCallMeJoey on Feb 22, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

his ability to say a lot of words and actually say nothing is too frustrating for me.

I find this entertaining. I also like truly terrible movies, like the Happening, so take that for what you will.

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by notthatnoise on Feb 22, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Super Troopers was horribly funny if that counts.

I’m also currently listening to horrible Skrillex bouncing off the walls.

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by SpecialBrownie on Feb 22, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

No, Super Troopers was good funny. The Happening is literally the worst movie I’ve ever seen.

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by notthatnoise on Feb 23, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Worse than ‘The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes’??

by OldTimeDawg on Feb 23, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Super troopers was quite brilliant. Their other stuff? meh. I liked beerfest mostly because it has cloris leachman

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by bross09 on Feb 23, 2012 3:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Beerfest is fantastic.

Slammin’ Salmon and Club Dread were pretty bad.

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by Bernie19Kosar on Feb 23, 2012 7:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Beerfest wasn’t as good, but I still liked it. That was the only other one worth mentioning

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by bross09 on Feb 23, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Club Dread was awful. But BOOBIES!

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by SpecialBrownie on Feb 23, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

It was bad but even that director has movies that are worse.

by HenryDawg on Feb 23, 2012 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

The Happening is literally the worst movie I’ve ever seen.

I could give you a list. Instead I’ll recommend a podcast, “How Did This Get Made?” They assign a truly shitty movie and then spend an hour ripping it apart. The latest was on Netflix Instant, “Cool As Ice” starring Vanilla Ice. I can’t recommend it enough.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Feb 23, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

This sounds amazing.

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by notthatnoise on Feb 23, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

In a hipster ironic sense?

I remember that being huge in clubs for about a week, then everyone realized how stupid it was but it didn’t really matter because a lot of people found out about Under Pressure for the first time so he actually did a good thing.

by HenryDawg on Feb 23, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

In a hipster ironic sense?

Come now, surely we can all agree that the idea of a movie being so bad it’s good predates hipsterism by a good many years. I mean, MST3K was on the air in the 80’s for pete’s sake!

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by Adrock2099 on Feb 23, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

MST3K is one of the greatest shows that’s ever graced a television set.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Feb 23, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

When I was younger I used to blow my money on the vhs tapes because we didn’t have cable. Now I’ve got every episode on my hard drive!

"We just lost to the Steelers 20 hours ago and that still hurts. I need to get home and eat a burrito." -Phil Dawson

by Adrock2099 on Feb 24, 2012 12:36 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

super troopers was brilliant

by DontCallMeJoey on Feb 23, 2012 2:09 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s what I meant. I use horrible in a bright sense.

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by SpecialBrownie on Feb 23, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Super Troopers is one of the funniest movies of all time.

Why did the Steeler fan grow a mustache? So he could look like his mother.

by Bernie19Kosar on Feb 23, 2012 7:48 AM EST up reply actions  

OF ALL TIME!

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by SpecialBrownie on Feb 23, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Isn’t that what we call “coachspeak”? Any profession that doesn’t want to reveal a ton is well-versed in saying a lot but saying nothing.

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by bross09 on Feb 22, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder if ‘coachspeak’ is related to ‘Legaleze’??

by OldTimeDawg on Feb 23, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

and politispeak

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by bross09 on Feb 23, 2012 3:54 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s almost like seeing 25 consecutive posts about RGIII.

What does that MEAN - TO PLAY US OUT?!!?!?

by DaveDawg09 on Feb 22, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

He is trying so hard to not giggle like a school girl whenever someone brings up RG3.

by HenryDawg on Feb 22, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I loved it when Mangini did this, I continue to love it when Shurmur does it.

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by rufio on Feb 23, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I listened to his 10 minute press conference yesterday and literally almost fell asleep at my desk, the man just has absolutley no personality what so ever. I imagine sitting in a meeting room with him is excruciating.

by PaduaDSP on Feb 23, 2012 7:18 AM EST up reply actions  

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