We won't get Mario Williams. You can probably add Carl Nicks on that list as well.

Who will we sign? What's up with the rest of the AFC North? Are the Steelers looking for someone to block the bathroom door from annoying friends of his lady blindside of Big Ben? What partner in crime are the Ravens eye-balling for Ray Lewis? What player is looking to trade in his jail stripes for tiger stripes and head to Cincy?

Feel free to announce any moves you see, or want to see. It's Free Agency people, the season grows closer.

In case you didn't notice, the Steelers suck. As do the Ravens. Don't forget the Bengals.

I almost wish Hines Ward would sign with the Ravens so I can still see him him cry when the Browns whoop his ass. In case you didn't understand, I need a certain amount of words for a story so I am just typing whatever comes to min.. we're good now.