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"Browns re-sign CB Dimitri Patterson (3 years, $16M; $6M guaranteed): C- Grade
Dimitri Patterson is a pretty mediocre nickel corners. It's not smart to pay mediocre nickel corners $16 million over three years with $6 million of it guaranteed."

"Browns sign DE Frostee Rucker (5 years, $20-plus million): MILLEN ON ACID Grade

It's a good thing the Browns cut Eric Steinbach today. They needed the cap space to sign Frostee Rucker to a big deal. You know, because Rucker is so awesome.

Rucker is a good run-defender, but he offers nothing in terms of getting to the quarterback. Cleveland needed a guy who could do the latter, so I'm not sure why the front office would throw more than $20 million at a rotational lineman."



Don't kill the messenger. Although I kind of agree...



He didn't like the Eric Wright signing in Tampa either:

"Bucs sign CB Eric Wright (5 years, $37.5M): MILLEN ON LSD-LACED KIELBASA Grade

This is the worst signing in NFL history. That sentence is not an exaggeration.

Eric Wright is terrible. I gave him 1.5 stars in my 2012 NFL Free Agent Rankings for a reason. He's been torched numerous times per week over the past few seasons. Detroit and Cleveland fans know how bad Wright is, and the Buccaneers are about to find out.

Seriously, what the hell was Mark Dominik thinking? He couldn't have been sober when he made this transaction. I refuse to believe it. A plausible explanation is that Matt Millen snuck into his office, strangled him, shoved some LSD-laced kielbasa into the general manager's back side, and then slipped Wright's agent's number into his hand. When Dominik awoke, he was still delirious, so thought that paying $37.5 million to one of the worst cornerbacks on the market was a great idea."



I don't know if anybody already posted it, but I thought it was good.