Week 3 UDBNFL Review

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10 Simmsinns (Jon Stinchcomb) 100.90 vs 6 Weeden Adderall (SpecialBrownie) 37.22

Summary: Simmsinns got strong games out of Maurice Jones-Drew and Wes Welker on his way to topping Weeden Adderall and Tony Gonzalez.

Game High Points: Maurice Jones-Drew 25.30 (Simmsinns)

Surprise of the Game: This could easily go to Maurice Jones-Drew, but we’ll give it to Wes Welker’s 14.20 points that are surprising due to how little he had done in the first two games.

Most Disappointing Performance: Most of Weeden Adderall’s team qualifies this week, but we’ll give the nod to Philip Rivers’ 5.12 points.

Notables: Weeden Adderall lost by 63.68 points, the biggest margin of defeat so far this season. With 15.10 points, Tony Gonzalez accounted for just over 40% of Weeden Adderall’s points this week.


1 WV Brownies (Kimble_79) 97.44 vs 11 Crazy 88 (Gabe Durrant) 76.72

Summary: Calvin Johnson and NYG Def led WV Brownies to victory over Crazy 88 despite a big game from late pick-up Andre Brown.

Game High Points: Robert Griffin III 25.34 (WV Brownies)

Surprise of the Game: This is clearly Andre Brown and his 25.0 points for Crazy 88

Most Disappointing Performance: Rob Gronkowski (WV Brownies) and Jordy Nelson (Crazy 88) combined for just 4.0 points

Notables: Mikel Leshoure scored 19.40 points on Crazy 88’s bench.


2 Patty’s Battlers (FrenchToast979) 96.30 vs 9 Pitchin’ A Trent (Browns town) 91.22

Summary: Big games from AJ Green and Ray Rice were not enough to lift Pitchin’ A Trent over Patty’s Battlers and ARI Def

Game High Points: AJ Green 25.40 (Pitchin’ A Trent)

Surprise of the Game: Any time a Def scores 24.0 points like ARI Def did (Patty’s Battlers) it’s surprising

Most Disappointing Performance: Tony Romo only scored 6.32 points for Pitchin’ A Trent

Notables: Patty’s Battlers left Nate Washington (17.20 points) and Andrew Hawkins (14.20 points) on the bench. AJ Green, Ray Rice, and Matt Prater accounted for 59.40 of Pitchin’ A Trent’s points.


3 Now I’m Done (StuckInPa) 83.30 vs 7 Midway Mayhem (The New Kardiac Kids) 94.40

Summary: Peyton Manning and Antonio Brown (Now I’m Done) couldn’t overcome Matt Ryan and Robbie Gould (Midway Mayhem)

Game High Points: Matt Ryan 22.40 (Midway Mayhem)

Surprise of the Game: None really stick out in this game, but Dennis Pitta’s 11.0 points for Midway Mayhem qualify

Most Disappointing Performance: Jason Witten (Now I’m Done) only scored 0.8 points

Notables: Jared Cook (Now I’m Done) and Cedric Benson (Midway Mayhem) had 13.70 and 12.40 points respectively from the bench.


4 130lbs of Kosar (Brownie’s Year) 81.98 vs 5 Brownie the Elf (emily522) 108.82

Summary: Jamaal Charles led Brownie the Elf to victory over Mike Wallace and Jason Hanson of 130lbs of Kosar

Game High Points: Jamaal Charles 34.80 (Brownie the Elf)

Surprise of the Game: We all know it’s Jamaal Charles’ 34.80 points, but we’ll add Mike Wallace’s 18.40 in here too.

Most Disappointing Performance: Coby Fleener (Brownie the Elf) didn’t score any points, but at least he didn’t lose points like Jonathan Dwyer (130lbs of Kosar)

Notables: Both teams had a QB on the bench exceed the score of the QB they started by 10+ points.


8 RandallPFloyd QB (Bross09) 101.78 vs 12 Stig-o-sauruseseses (Stigosaurus) 71.02

Summary: RandallPFloyd wins despite Hakeem Nicks not playing as Stig-o-sauruseseses continues to receive disappointing performances from Aaron Rodgers.

Game High Points: Torrey Smith 24.70 (RandallPFloyd QB)

Surprise of the Game: Torrey Smith’s big game qualifies, but so does 23.0 points for CHI Def (RandallPFloyd QB)

Most Disappointing Performance: Kevin Smith got 0 points for RandallPFloyd QB

Notables: Mark Ingram, Dexter McCluster, Antonio Gates, and NE Def combined for 5.60 points for Stig-o-sauruseseses who had Jacquizz Rodgers and his 12.70 points on the bench. The score would have been more lopsided had RandallPFloyd QB played Ben Roethlisberger (32.16 points) instead of Michael Vick (7.48 points)



1 3-0 WV Brownies

2 3-0 Patty’s Battlers

3 3-0 Brownie the Elf

4 2-1 Now I’m Done

5 2-1 130lbs of Kosar

6 2-1 Midway Mayhem

7 1-2 RandallPFloyd QB

8 1-2 Simmsinns

9 1-2 Weeden Adderall

10 0-3 Pitchin’ A Trent

11 0-3 Crazy 88

12 0-3 Stig-o-sauruseseses


Week 4 Matchups (Rank, Team, Yahoo projection*)

1 WV Brownies (101.88) vs 4 Now I’m Done (94.38)

2 Patty’s Battlers (105.06) vs 6 Midway Mayhem (102.27)

3 Brownie the Elf (89.50) vs 7 RandallPFloyd QB (103.83)

5 130lbs of Kosar (63.23) vs 11 Crazy 88 (89.70)

8 Simmsinns (97.99) vs 12 Stig-o-sauruseseses (97.15)

9 Weeden Adderall (81.51) vs 10 Pitchin’ A Trent (100.52)

*Projected points as of the writing of this page.

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