Might as well have fun with it. Post your anti-Chud Norris Mike Lombardi facts here.
I'll post some that my buddy and I came up with for starters.
Feel free to rec if this takes off. :) (Maybe an entire off-season long project/competition?)
Mike Lombardi wears skinny jeans.
Mike Lombardi lacks the proper "butt to gut" ratio.
Mike Lombardi's real last name is Bolton. He changed it when that no-talent @ss clown started winning Grammys.