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UDBNFL Week 4 Review

1 Simms’ Unsullied (Jon Stinchcomb) 123.42 vs 6 Stig-o-sauruseseses (Stigosaurus) 112.82

Summary: Simms’ Unsullied remains undefeated against Stig-o-sauruseseses despite a big game from Tony Gonzalez.

Game High Points: Tony Gonzalez 26.9 (Stig-o-sauruseseses)

Surprise of the Game: Victor Cruz (22.4 pts) and Wes Welker (19.6 pts) both had big games for Simms’ Unsullied.

Most Disappointing Performance: Stevie Johnson scored -0.1 points for Stig-o-sauruseseses.

Notables: Stig-o-sauruseseses had Marques Colston score 9.6 points from the bench, but it wouldn’t have been enough. Simms’ Unsullied didn’t leave any points on the bench.

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2 Optimist Prime (The Licensed Optimist) 125.92 vs 8 Brownie the Elf (emily522) 93.80

Summary: Adrian Peterson and Drew Brees combined for over 58.0 points as Optimist Prime defeated Jordan Cameron and Brownie the Elf.

Game High Points: Drew Brees 32.72 (Optimist Prime)

Surprise of the Game: Demaryius Thomas (20.6 pts) and Ind Def (23.0 pts) blew away their projections for Optimist Prime.

Most Disappointing Performance: Ray Rice only scored 1.7 points for Brownie the Elf.

Notables: Both teams left a few points on their bench, but no where near enough to impact the final outcome in any way.

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3 Inconcievable (Gabe Durrant) 109.38 vs 11 TWB Gets Laid (Ted Washington’s Belly) 103.16

Summary: Dez Bryant and Inconcievable get their third win in a row against Reggie Wayne and TWB Gets Laid.

Game High Points: Jay Cutler 20.58 (Inconcievable)

Surprise of the Game: Reggie Wayne had his best game so far this season, notching 16.0 points for TWB Gets Laid.

Most Disappointing Performance: Darren McFadden got hurt and Joique Bell lost carries to Reggie Bush as the two combined for only 5.1 points for Inconcievable.

Notables: Both teams left points on the bench this week with Antonio Brown (9.8 pts, Inconcievable), Roy Helu Jr (14.4 pts, Inconcievable), and Stevan Ridley (7.9 pts, TWB Gets Laid) all outscoring their starting counterparts.

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4 Now I’m Done (StuckInPa) 119.68 vs 10 Tucks Gong Shows (TuckJob) 141.98

Summary: Arian Foster and Frank Gore lead the way as Tucks Gong Shows hands Now I’m Done his second consecutive loss.

Game High Points: Peyton Manning 29.08 (Now I’m Done)

Surprise of the Game: Le’Veon Bell scored 20.4 points in his first NFL game for Now I’m Done.

Most Disappointing Performance: A J Green’s 5.1 points were disappointing for Now I’m Done, but not for Browns fans. Sebastian Janikowski only scored 2.0 points for Tucks Gong Shows.

Notables: Tucks Gong Shows could have extended his lead further had he not benched Darren Sproles (24.2 pts). There was only one starting player on Tucks Gong Shows’ team that failed to reach double digit points this week.

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5 Kosar for President (Weeden2Gordon) 111.74 vs 12 Weeden Cough Syrup (SpecialBrownie) 67.98

Summary: Kosar for President crushes Weeden Cough Syrup in the biggest blowout of the week.

Game High Points: Torrey Smith 22.6 (Kosar for President)

Surprise of the Game: Torrey Smith’s 22.6 points more than doubled his projection for this week.

Most Disappointing Performance: Maurice Jones-Drew (2.8 pts), DeAngelo Williams (bye week), and Roddy White (2.8 pts) combined for only 5.6 points for Weeden Cough Syrup.

Notables: Between bye’s and injuries there were virtually no points left on either team’s bench this week.

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7 Badass Honey Badgers (Aussie Brown) 83.94 vs 9 130lbs of Kosar (Brownie’s Year) 84.08

Summary: 130lbs of Kosar squeaks out a 0.14 point win in the closest game of the week.

Game High Points: Matt Ryan 23.84 (Badass Honey Badgers)

Surprise of the Game: Antonio Gates (Badass Honey Badgers) went off for 19.6 points.

Most Disappointing Performance: Chris Johnson and Rashard Mendenhall combined for only 4.5 points for Badass Honey Badgers while Jason Witten only scored 4.3 points for 130lbs of Kosar.

Notables: Despite having the game high points Matt Ryan was outscored by Philip Rivers who was on Badass Honey Badgers’ bench, along with Danny Woodhead (20.6 pts). 130lbs of Kosar had two QBs on his bench that outscored his starter this week.

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Standings

1 4-0 Simms’ Unsullied

2 3-1 Optimist Prime

3 3-1 Inconcievable

4 2-2 Now I’m Done

5 2-2 Kosar for President

6 2-2 Stig-o-sauruseseses

7 2-2 Badass Honey Badgers

8 2-2 Brownie the Elf

9 2-2 130lbs of Kosar

10 1-3 Tucks Gong Shows

11 1-3 TWB Gets Laid

12 0-4 Weeden Cough Syrup

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Week 5 Matchups (Rank, Team, Yahoo projection*)

1 Simms’ Unsullied (61.78) vs 9 130lbs of Kosar (77.53)

2 Optimist Prime (84.13) vs 6 Stig-o-sauruseseses (88.56)

3 Inconcievable (66.52) vs 12 Weeden Cough Syrup (96.15)

4 Now I’m Done (70.50) vs 8 Brownie the Elf (93.37)

5 Kosar for President (105.95) vs 7 Badass Honey Badgers (88.55)

10 Tucks Gong Shows (97.77) vs 11 TWB Gets Laid (88.91)

*Projected points as of the writing of this page.

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