Week 10 UDBNFL Review

3 Simms’ Unsullied (Jon Stinchcomb) 54.86 vs 4 Optimist Prime (The Licensed Optimist) 144.88

Summary: Optimist Prime handed Simms’ Unsullied his third consecutive loss in the biggest blowout of the week.

Game High Points: Drew Brees 31.68 (Optimist Prime)

Surprise of the Game: Demaryius Thomas (28.8 pts) and Pierre Thomas (23.1 pts) had huge games for Optimist Prime.

Most Disappointing Performance: Simms’ Unsullied had only two players reach double digits, and neither of them broke 13.0 points.

Notables: Reuben Randle scored 11.0 points on Simms’ Unsullied’s bench, while Andre Brown had 17.9 points on Optimist Prime’s bench. Obviously this didn’t impact the outcome of the game.


1 Stig-o-sauruseseses (Stigosaurus) 101.28 vs 10 Inconcievable (Gabe Durrant) 50.66

Summary: Brandon Marshall and Russell Wilson lead Stig-o-sauruseseses into first place following a big win over Inconcievable.

Game High Points: Brandon Marshall 25.9 (Stig-o-sauruseseses)

Surprise of the Game: Brandon Marshall more than doubled his projected points and was the only non-quarterback to break 20 points in this game.

Most Disappointing Performance: Inconcievable had only one player score in double-digits. Wide receivers were particularly disappointing as Dez Bryant, Marvin Jones, and Eddie Royal combined for only 8.9 points.

Notables: There were very few points left on the bench for either team in this game, and certainly not enough to impact the outcome.


2 Badass Honey Badgers (Aussie Brown) 94.12 vs 5 Now I’m Done (StuckInPa) 119.40

Summary: Peyton Manning and Now I’m Done beat Badass Honey Badgers to knock him from first place.

Game High Points: Peyton Manning 27.1 (Now I’m Done)

Surprise of the Game: NYG Def scored 17.0 points for Badass Honey Badgers, marking the third consecutive week they’ve scored double digit points.

Most Disappointing Performance: Badass Honey Badgers only got 2.8 points from Vincent Jackson.

Notables: There were a minimal amount of points left on the bench for each team in this game.


6 TWB Gets Laid (Ted Washington’s Belly) 67.72 vs 9 Weeden Cough Syrup (SpecialBrownie) 94.76

Summary: Calvin Johnson and Golden Tate lead Weeden Cough Syrup to victory over Zac Stacy and TWB Gets Laid.

Game High Points: Calvin Johnson 20.3 (Weeden Cough Syrup)

Surprise of the Game: Golden Tate scored 16.6 points for Weeden Cough Syrup.

Most Disappointing Performance: Matt Forte only scored 4.9 points for TWB Gets Laid while Adam Vinatieri failed to score any points at all for Weeden Cough Syrup.

Notables: SF Def scored a respectable 12.0 points for Weeden Cough Syrup, but StL Def scored an explosive 29.0 on his bench. TWB Gets Laid wishes he would have started Nick Foles (22.92 pts) and Marques Colston (16.7 pts).


7 Brownie the Elf (emily522) 62.22 vs 8 130lbs of Kosar (Brownie’s Year) 97.04

Summary: Brownie the Elf falls to Robert Griffin III and 130lbs of Kosar.

Game High Points: Robert Griffin III 27.64 (130lbs of Kosar)

Surprise of the Game: Steven Hauschka scored an impressive 19.0 points for 130lbs of Kosar.

Most Disappointing Performance: There were plenty of candidates, but Dal Def scoring -1.0 points for Brownie the Elf was definitely the most disappointing.

Notables: Another game with very few points left on the bench, as Steve Smith (6.3 pts, 130lbs of Kosar) was the only player that could have improved his teams’ point total.


11 Tucks Gong Shows (TuckJob) 62.44 vs 12 Kosar for President (Weeden2Gordon) 34.70

Summary: Tucks Gong Shows wins "the shitiest game I've ever seen" (quote courtesy of 130lbs of Kosar).

Game High Points: Ari Def 13.0 (Tucks Gong Shows)

Surprise of the Game: Ryan Mathews scored 12.1 points for Kosar for President.

Most Disappointing Performance: Virtually everyone involved. The two teams combined for only 4 players over 10.0 points. Kosar for President had two players on bye and no starting tight end at all.

Notables: Despite not starting a tight end, Kosar for President actually had two on his bench, one of which (Julius Thomas) scored 15.6 points. Torrey Smith and Joe Flacco added another 10.6 and 10.0 points, respectively. Darren Sproles scored 18.8 points from Tucks Gong Shows’ bench.



1 6-4 Stig-o-sauruseseses

2 6-4 Badass Honey Badgers

3 6-4 Simms’ Unsullied

4 5-5 Optimist Prime

5 5-5 Now I’m Done

6 5-5 TWB Gets Laid

7 5-5 Brownie the Elf

8 5-5 130lbs of Kosar

9 5-5 Weeden Cough Syrup

10 5-5 Inconcievable

11 4-6 Tucks Gong Shows

12 3-7 Kosar for President


Week 11 Matchups (Rank, Team, Yahoo projection*)

1 Stig-o-sauruseseses (102.46) vs 9 Weeden Cough Syrup (87.54)

2 Badass Honey Badgers (88.79) vs 6 TWB Gets Laid (98.69)

3 Simms’ Unsullied (92.42) vs 5 Now I’m Done (96.16)

4 Optimist Prime (100.84) vs 8 130lbs of Kosar (71.20)

7 Brownie the Elf (80.19) vs 12 Kosar for President (77.70)

10 Inconcievable (76.67) vs 11 Tucks Gong Shows (107.89)

*Projected points as of the writing of this page.

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