Summary: TWB Gets Laid hangs onto first place by handing Simms’ Unsullied his fifth straight loss in the biggest blowout of the week.
Game High Points: Eddie Lacy 21.8 (Simms’ Unsullied)
Surprise of the Game: Anquan Boldin scored 21.4 points for Simms’ Unsullied. That’s Boldin’s second highest scoring game of the year.
Most Disappointing Performance: KC Def lost points for Simms’ Unsullied, finishing with -3.0 points.
Notables: Simms’ Unsulled left a few points on the bench, but not enough to make a difference. TWB Gets Laid should have listened to BY and started Antonio Brown, who scored 14.4 points. TWB Gets Laid pointed out that he has had the highest score in the league in 3 of the last 4 weeks.
2 Optimist Prime (The Licensed Optimist) 104.22 vs 12 Kosar for President (Weeden2Gordon) 80.56
Summary: Optimist Prime beat Kosar for President, handing him his fifth consecutive loss.
Game High Points: Jamaal Charles 27.7 (Kosar for President)
Surprise of the Game: For surprise of the game we’ll go with Ryan Mathews (Kosar for President), as he had a solid 12.5 points before leaving in the third quarter with an injury.
Most Disappointing Performance: Has to go to Chi Def scoring -2.0 points for Kosar for President.
Notables: Kosar for President’s perplexing lineup decisions continue as he left his TE position open, but started a TE as his Flex while having an additional WR and RB on the bench, both of whom could have improved his point total. Optimist Prime did just fine despite having Adrian Peterson (18.8 pts) and Martellus Bennett (12.2 pts) sitting on his bench.
3 Now I’m Done (StuckInPa) 88.80 vs 11 130lbs of Kosar (Brownie’s Year) 84.96
Summary: Now I’m Done got his fourth win in a row with a tight victory over 130lbs of Kosar.
Game High Points: Josh Gordon 29.7 (130lbs of Kosar)
Surprise of the Game: Josh Gordon’s huge game was a surprise, and so was 15.0 points from Blair Walsh (Now I’m Done).
Notables: Ryan Tannehill (19.0 pts) actually outscored Peyton Manning from Now I’m Done’s bench while Rashard Mendenhall (13.8 pts) and Cecil Shorts (7.1 pts) could have improved his point total as well.
4 Weeden Cough Syrup (SpecialBrownie) 88.18 vs 6 Badass Honey Badgers (AussieBrown) 80.68
Summary: These teams are going opposite directions as Weeden Cough Syrup picked up his third consecutive win while handing Badass Honey Badgers his third consecutive loss.
Game High Points: Philip Rivers 27.78 (Badass Honey Badgers)
Surprise of the Game: Maurice Jones-Drew had a strong game, scoring 20.4 points for Weeden Cough Syrup. Danny Woodhead’s 19.0 points for Badass Honey Badgers were surprising as well.
Most Disappointing Performance: Danny Amendola only scored 1.7 points for Weeden Cough Syrup.
Notables: Badass Honey Badgers left plenty of points on the bench with Mike Wallace (18.7 pts) and NE Def (10.0 pts) both outscoring their starting counterparts. Weeden Cough Syrup had a 13.0 defense on his bench (SF Def), but also started a defense that scored 13.0 points (StL Def).
5 Inconcievable (Gabe Durrant) 73.76 vs 9 Brownie the Elf (emily522) 52.32
Summary: Inconcievable knocked off Brownie the Elf in a low scoring game.
Game High Points: Cam Newton 21.06 (Inconcievable)
Surprise of the Game: NO Def scored 11.0 points for Inconcievable.
Most Disappointing Performance: Brownie the Elf had only one player score double digits, with Eric Decker’s 0.5 points being the lowest score.
Notables: Chris Ivory and Brian Hartline only scored 3.5 and 7.8 points, respectively, from Brownie the Elf’s bench, but both could have improved over at least one starter. Roy Helu Jr.’s 3.3 points could have accounted for a modest increase to Inconcievable’s total.
7 Stig-o-sauruseseses (Stigosaurus) 85.48 vs 10 Tucks Gong Shows (TuckJob) 103.30
Game High Points: Knowshon Moreno 29.0 (Tucks Gong Shows)
Surprise of the Game: Knowshon Moreno more than doubled his projected output and outscored every one of Stig-o-sauruseseses’ players by 11+ points.
Most Disappointing Performance: After going for over 20 points last week, Donald Brown was held to -0.1 points this week for Stig-o-sauruseseses.
1 7-5 TWB Gets Laid
2 7-5 Optimist Prime
3 7-5 Now I’m Done
4 7-5 Weeden Cough Syrup
5 7-5 Inconcievable
6 6-6 Badass Honey Badgers
7 6-6 Stig-o-sauruseseses
8 6-6 Simms’ Unsullied
9 6-6 Brownie the Elf
10 5-7 Tucks Gong Shows
11 5-7 130lbs of Kosar
12 3-9 Kosar for President
Week 13 Matchups
1 TWB Gets Laid vs 11 130lbs of Kosar
2 Optimist Prime vs 5 Inconcievable
3 Now I’m Done vs 12 Kosar for President
4 Weeden Cough Syrup vs 8 Simms’ Unsullied
6 Badass Honey Badgers vs 7 Stig-o-sauruseseses
9 Brownie the Elf vs 10 Tucks Gong Shows