Mooncamping´s Oracular Spectacular Week 9
1. Who is the best WR on the field?
-Hurr. That´s easy. Tandon Doss.
2. Who is the best LOT on the field?
3. Who is the best LOG on the field?
4. Who is the best C on the field?
-Braxston Cave?...He´s gone Dude!...Oh! In Mooncamping´s O-Line World, sometimes Offensive Tackles are Centers. So, Eugene Monroe. First. And then Kelechi Osemele.
5. Who is the best ROG on the field?
-Shawn Lauvao and Oniel Cousins. That´s two! Well, sometimes in Browns World, they stock pile talent, when the fans don´t control the forums.
6. Who is the best ROT on the field?
-There is none. Can Ryan Tucker unretire? I told you we should have signed the Broncos Franchise Tag Player, Ryan Clady! And I´m not an I told you so person.
7. Who it the best TE on the field?
-None. Kellen Davis would have counted.
8. Who is the best QB on the field?
-Thaddeus Lewis. Mooncamping, our nerves! Tyrod Taylor. No, wait. Brandon Weeden...
9. Who is the best Tail Back on the field?
-Does Armanti Edwards count yet?
10. Who is the best FB on the field?
-Brock Bolen. Kill!...Okay. I think Vonta Leach still edges out Kyle Juszczyk.
11. Who is the best DT on the field?
-Phil Taylor. No, time out. He´s lacking the Franchise Tag Player Endorsement and Value Package he should have claimed versus our cap! Billy Winn.
12. Who is the best DE on the field?
-Armonty Bryant. Then Arthur Jones.
13. Who is the best ILB on the field?
-L.J. Fort. Get that phone number!...Okay. Alex Mack. Speed Dial it...I think Barkevious Mingo and Ezekiel Ansah rather than Dion Jordan could do a really good job. That´s more than we wanted to know. Well, anyways. Barkevious Mingo.
14. Who is the best OLB on the field?
15. Who is the best CB on the field?
16. Who is the best FS on the field?
-You get 7 less questions next week! I´ll deal with it. At this point T.J. Ward.
17. Who is the best SS on the field?
-Matt Elam. He´s listed...don´t want to hear it. Matt Elam. If Abe Elam isn´t around.
18. Who is the best P...Who needs Punters and Kickers? They´re the Anti Offense.
19. Who is the fairest of them all?
-The Bone Lady?